₦airaland Forum

BrideOfDracula:
IKR! Quite laughable to be frank. They leave their hellhole & come to our shores to get better education & yet they still wanna lecture us about the proper use of words. The gall! Can you imagine all this lecture coming from people who say things like, "Happy couples" when congratulating a single couple that just got married. LMFAO. Wonders shall never end!

Only and only if they can use " there" & " their" correctly first.

"I want to come to South Africa to study over their"
WTF!

MduZA:
Lol

LeSudAfricaine:
Indian waiters attire you killed me

But seriously Nigerians need to snap out of this white is good, black is bad mentality, It's setting them back. This blueagent clown is something else. Nigerians associate being unclad with clumsiness or being uncivilized. Shaka Zulu's history is known the world over. His military rule is revered. And what did he wear? Next to nothing. The theories and concepts of the Maya are still discussed today, and what did they wear?

Have you seen them? And English hats and sticks as traditional wear? Can you imagine the laugh white people share in private when looking at these clowns?


These phools can copy something from you and still want to argue with you on how to wear it.

BrideOfDracula:
LMAO. There is nothing & I repeat, absolutely nothing you can tell me about the English language. We're not journalists here, so nobody is obligated to dot all his/her Is & cross all his/her Ts. We'll leave that to the try-hards like yourself.

Superior command of the English language or superior command of English..same difference. It still doesn't explain why the "L" is in capital letter. "Said" or "stated", who cares?

I'm requesting you again, show me where I implied his way of writing or speaking mirrors that of South Africans.

Everything is pride to illiterates!

KingCobra234:
You're tired of defending your slavedom?

You will never be free until you man-up like other Africans to take control of your ancestral lands. More than 70% of it is owned by the whites. Your forefathers fled instead of defending it. That rubbishes the embellished stories about the valor of Shaka the Zulu. South-Africans would always be cowards!

Says someone who can't man up to even fight for a clean water running toilet or drinking water or electricity or decent schooling system, I could go on and on. Nigerians always quick to point out a sore to other while their wounds are cancerous and stinking.

Amazingly 80% of your ancestrally wealth are owned by the 10% fat cats who steal you blind day in day out and you still hail them by saying " more grease to their elbow" phools feeling funky by spewing rubbish.

Slaves? You are the efffing slaves to 1% of your country men.

LeSudAfricaine:
Your inferiority complex is astounding. I'm sorry to say this but i think you're quite unintelligent. You're posting pics of beautiful African people clad in beautiful African attire as if it's something to be ashamed of. Then you go on and qoute a useless wihte man as if his words are gospel. And you wonder why I keep saying Nigerians are whitewashed and backward in their thinking. Only someone with no sense of worth will go and sing praises of white people when they think nothing of him. You are pathetic

I told you self hatred in Nigerians is a pride. Hence they chose to adopt Indian waiters attire as their traditional wear. That's why the always make jokes of dark skinned Africans and call Ghana people charcoal.

They confuse authenticity as backward cause fake is civilization to them. They are awfully sad to be black if they could they would change it.

BrideOfDracula:
Ndim lo. Rinse & repeat

Hahaha!

ucheokpara100:
we are not going to black South African areas (LIMPOPO, MPUMALANGA, ZULU e.t.c) we are going to white developed South Africa (PRETORIA, EASYERN CAPE e.t.c) black South African should go and break their forest and build a black South Africa.

Typical dumb drug dealing import proudly Niger! Can't even write. Now tell me what you doing in SA when you can't even read or use your brain to see what you just wrote the is plain bull.

dgalon:
yh i knw u guys n all ur traits. so spare me...and hy NIgeria is the best place u can ever be because no matter u looking for u ll get here the good, bad and ugly we all have it..mind u, i have my reason for coming over there

Save us. We all know the reasons you looking for better everything.

MduZA:
You have been singing this frog song for a long time,surely members of this forum are familiar with it,I notice that nobody is advising you to stop hence we are told to let it go...can you also show a sign of maturity by exiting this thread.

I don't deal with sickos, i don't even read his gibberish. I can only see my name highlighted on his posts. Reading it, he can only dream of it.

DonnaCorleone:
Lol, I saw the R1 mil school fees, but I thought he meant to write Naira, so I ignored it.

Imagine, tales by moonlight?

martyns303:
1. Next time learn how to write first before asking foolish question of not knowing how to read.

2. I said an "executive", there was no where u saw "manager", you apparently don't only have a writing problem but a reading one too. It is not rocket science if you want to find out about top Nigerians at standard bank, you will have to do find out for urself, I won't put someone's job in jeopardy.

3. Do u think I would come here and dish out details about myself. I can mention a few NL's who know me outside NL to attest to who I am, I don't have to pretend to be or act big.

You are a lier! Period! Seemingly you don't know who you are you need other people to identify you? Sahara! Typical Nigerian. "Do you know who I am syndrome" Now that we have proven that you were lying, let's more on.

martyns303:
No I don't have a reading problem, but you obviously have a writing problem. As you apparently don't know how to use punctuations, "which standard bank branch or head office" and not "which standard bank, branch or head office". Cos from the second statement u appear to be asking "which standard bank" placement of the comma.

From your less than average knowledge I had to be talking about a branch manager. Facts, I just gave you
loads of it.

The comma nonsense won't save you from your lies. In SA a bank manager is not an executive and you should know that as someone who stayed schooled and worked in SA. Or you were trying to act big as usual?

Now tell me, which Standard bank branch has/had a Nigerian bank manager? And which school did you go to that you had to pay R1mill, i guess for five year secondary, that is, R200 000 a year?

MduZA:
That is why you are here I guess...

All SA guys, please ignore the obsessed troll called Lezz, it's futile exercise arguing with a frustrated phool. Let Nkwametut deal with him with facts while he is spewing bile from a very dark bitter frustrated miserable life.

Save your energy for more sane people.

ganaziah:
LeSudAfricaine
DonnaCorleone
OoLahlah

You guys are really not helping matters, no one is talking ill about you guys, you guys are going back in time to root out forgotten shameful scenes.

If Nigerians start to talk again, you guys will say another thing. Why can't we just let the sleeping dog lie and let go.
We're more matured than this.....biko

Actually we don't loose any sleep over Nigerians insults on this forum, we don't care frankly. You won't see us running to get Nigerian visa for anything. If its work its done by agencies and we go there do our thing and get right back. And to pretend that Nigerians do this to us only is a facade. They hate themselves so much that they have to talk down to all blacks, undeservingly so. Nigeria is not a role model in anything. Ghana on the other side is exemplary and hence they are loved in SA.

ucheokpara100:
tell us a single project accomplished by a black South African from their president to the least person? u guys only like claiming people's wealth from shop to infrastructure.

You people just attack without getting the right information. As you always use whites and apartheid as insult, do you know pre-94 end of apartheid 80% of blacks did not have electricity, less than 30% had running water and sanitation. Who then do you think built all the rest for South Africans? You guys are not the
brightest sparks, are you?

martyns303:
Are there 2 standard banks in SA and do you think it would make sense to mention the branch?

I left about 3yrs ago, visited last year!

What exaggeration? I saw black staffs being loaded at the back of a "combi" like refugees, myself and a few student protested for a proper bus to be provided for them. Am just going to shut up here, cos I know how this will end. Again pardon me

Do you have a reading problem? I ask which Standard bank, branch or head office? Branch with high executives? You are such a lier! The highest position in a branch is a branch manager. Now, tell me with Standard bank branch has a Nigerian Bank manager and I will show you what a lier you are with facts.

DonnaCorleone:
I'm not one to deny anything, EVER. I still don't believe that story as it is most definitely thumbsucked to score cheap points. What was the name of this MYTHICAL school of yours? Name & shame Who knows, maybe one of us also schooled there & can deny or comfirm your claims

He is a bloody lier! Please he is talking crap. Which SA school costs R200 000 a year? To make a his R1mill? Let him mention the school and standard bank branch then i've got a surprise for him. Nonsense!

dgalon:
oh really? i thought you guys are over living at the primitive era. please tel me u are jokin :-p

Honestly we are "fantastically" xenophobic and primitive. I guess Nigeria is hell if you would knowingly seek to come to a primitive country for your studies. Go figure!

martyns303:
Hi Donna, please do not take this post as an insult or intent of insult. I would be making a few references just to clear my point. True Nigerians are boostful and arrogant its a default thing and we sometimes don't recognize the fact that others find it offensive, even the way we talk, its like a fight and foreigners find it irritating, pardon us, its just our lifestyle and culture.

Now to answer you, No! South Africans don't treat everybody same, certain races are sacred and you know it.

South Africans have this disdain for Nigerians and/or other blacks who have achieved certain level of success that is unexplainable. I have a friend, Uche, who I later had to work under his supervision. He was one of the top executives at standard bank and one of a very few blacks in such position, during a conference, SA staffs started throwing shades at him for no just reason, using his ethnicity as Igbo, that they are briging drugs to SA, he should advice his brothers to be like him. Granted it was a good advice or so to speak, but it was just too obvious the intent. In his response, he said he won't deny his brothers, but maybe if SAs stop taking the drugs his brothers won't have to bring it in.

Now on a personal note. On the life of everything I hold dear, I schooled in SA, atteneded one of the finest institutions, a predominately white school, I could count the number of blacks, as of when I graduated it had cost me a little above R1m. Do you know that the black students were being prevented from using the school gym by the white students and nothing was done? It wasn't until myself and another Nigerian came that we changed that, they were treated as tho they lack the intellectual capacity to succeed there and only interested in their fees. Black staffs were treated with disrespect except we intervane.

True Nigerians have got a loud mouth, something we don't recognize until we have travelled and seen other cultures, but you cannot deny that these things don't happen or all that have been said is untrue. Again if you find any of my comment offensive, askies neh!!!

Dankie!!!

Pardon all typo errors

When were you at that school (year or decade) & which standard bank are you talking about? Branch office or head office and when?

You see these are things that makes me mad! Lies and generalization upon exaggeration, it irks me badly!

ayokellany:
Visited SA for a month when Mbeki was president and all I got then was love not the hatred you jostling for right now. If Brakenfell does not depict opulence to you, I will glad trade its standard for every Nigeria city and trust me there will be no competition BTW SA & Nigeria #Fact. I work as contractor and am exporter, simply put a bizman. I put money into anything that can turn into profit. Why do you ask ? There are several Yoruba in SA say about 60/40 or max of 65/35 BTW the 2 tribes. They are just not as naturally loud the Igbo's. I do not stay in Pretoria my last visit this year was to Pretoria but am back to Lagos.




Girl you need to take a chill pill, its not my problem if your sister or her husband can't afford the standard of life she desire in Nigeria. I particularly spend triple what I spend weekly any time I visit SA. Its the way it is anytime you travel to cities where their cuisine is naturally not your first taste or beta still you should ask her to send me a pm I might just be able to offer her an upgrade but thats only if she not over 27yrs.

Didn't you hear she's married tjooo!

DonnaCorleone:
LOL. You're truly delusional. Sorry to spell that out to you. Now tell me, what's so wrong about a woman who relies on herself like your friend Yandi? Having mortgage is not only limited to South Africa. In all developed countries people have mortgage & car payments, not excluding all kinds of insurance. Regarding Lekki, do all Nigerians now live in Lekki? Puhleeze. If I were to live in Nigeria, I think I'd be more at home in Lekki than anywhere else because those are the kind of living conditions I'm accustomed to.

A South African woman recently made a thread here on NL, asking if she should leave her Nigerian husband & return to SA because she was having a tough time with your poor standard of living & diet. That goes to say that we're worlds apart. You guys can only come here online to boast & make yourselves feel good, but reality says otherwise.

Really. Where is the thread? I always advise these girls to visit Nigeria first before moving there. They have no clue what's on the ground.

ayokellany:
Visited SA for a month when Mbeki was president and all I got then was love not the hatred you jostling for right now. If Brakenfell does not depict opulence to you, I will glad trade its standard for every Nigeria city and trust me there will be no competition BTW SA & Nigeria #Fact. I work as contractor and am exporter, simply put a bizman. I put money into anything that can turn into profit. Why do you ask ? There are several Yoruba in SA say about 60/40 or max of 65/35 BTW the 2 tribes. They are just not as naturally loud the Igbo's. I do not stay in Pretoria my last visit this year was to Pretoria only a week but am back to Lagos. Plus you n your girlfriends should learn to correct an opinion without debasing to insults not everyone is dieing for an e-fight over SA and Nigeria.

You cut my post then respond, why? You insulted us first by your silly assumptions of us envying you. I wasn't talking about you as staying in Pretoria, please don't mix things up. Your major problem is thinking South Africans care about Nigeria & Nigerians outside of the ones in SA. We are not in competition with African countries but other continents. We are out of many African countries league truth be told. The only competition is in soccer and yes that's were we are still strategising on how to beat you. But that's sport anything else we don't give a dammmn. We are trying to deal with our challenges and grow. I only asked of your job coz i thought you stayed in SA.

MduZA:
As we speak another thread is in progress,genuine Nigerians are discussing about the bill which is about to be passed by their government restricting women from working during the night..unsurprisingly a fellow called Lezz is changing the subject,he has just brought into the interactions his daily bread ,south Africa this south Africa that..

Leave that one he is obsessed with us. Surprisingly he stays in Pretoria, I think from his many arguments. He is full of envy!

ayokellany:
That maybe true but I have never been friends with any Nigerian working in South Africa so i won't know. In fact I think its absurd and all my friends share the same sentiment if am to compare that with being self employed here in Nigeria I think its completely ridiculous. Maybe cos am not the white collar job kind of guy, I barely admire having to climb ladder to attain my goals in life too, so naturally should appear as make believe to you.

While living in Brakenfell, there's this sexy friend of mine Yandi. She works with the traffic unit in that city n never cease complaining about things such as mortgage on car n rent. I dare to say a very small car at that, the only set of South Africans that have seen drive the cars my friends does like Benz C350, Audi A8 etc are whites but I might be generalising like you said. I believe I should have a fair representation with those driving in n out of malls but you are right about the quarters I discovered what you will pay through your nose to have as a rich accommodation in Lekki is the basic standard of every apartment I lived in SA so yeah you can call that opulence.

Brakenfell, Cape Town & Opulence in one sentence? You see? But you had the audacity of making that general statement about black South Africans envying you? Audi A8 & Merc C350? You really failed me on this.

By the way, most Nigerians in SA are ibos, I have never seen an employed ibo most of the are into drugs and scams. I have seen a few Yorubas in scams not into drugs but most Yorubas I know are working white collar jobs, another one is an architect with own business, another one with his family, which is a family friend has a tire
business.

By the way what business do you do?

foxvilles:
Please and please...let's not start the fury commentaries all over again, for heavens's sake. You can as well just try to pacify both league instead of fueling it. You've spoken enough truth already, he who is wise will understand.

Please just be calm and passive, life is too short to live with anger or hate.
Plus your heart is too occupied to have space for bashings.

Just try to make everything peaceful.
#gracias

Never said i hate anyone on this forum but just have learnt the currency to buy respect here is to be blunt and careless.

DonnaCorleone:
LOL, I remember that story well. Just read what the other one just wrote. LMFAO

I tell you!

DonnaCorleone:
LMAO. In your dreams! I for one have not met a single Nigerian that I envy, so please take a page from your own comment & stop generalizing the populance. What rich lifestyle do y'all live here? Because most are barbers, shoe-repairers & hairdressers. We share the same living quatters, so maybe it's actually an upgrade to you to be living in such opulence, as compared to the
kind of living conditions you're used to back home in your country. Your post is just hilarious to me, full of make-belief & wishful thinking.

Lastly, South Africans, the hateful ones, aren't biased or picky in their hate, they dish out the same treatment to the Pakistanis, Bangladeshi, etc.

You see! I told you, the arrogance is embedded in their DNA. When in SA if he has ever been, where exactly does he live in opulence? I think SA lifestyle as a whole is opulence to them. And to be honest Nigerians and Somalians in that order are the most hated by far in South Africa. But delusion is a thing they leave by.

DonnaCorleone:
This is exactly what almost got one Nigerian guy shot in my flat. I can vouch that the people living here are decent & good people. Never there was any kind of xenophobic type argument amongst the tenants, until the incident with the Nigerian guy because of the attitude & big talk. That shut him up immediately! SA guys don't like to argue all day like women, they'd rather DO. We almost saw something scary, but thank God other people interverned & smoothed things over before
they go out of hand.

A Nigerian once told me in Cape Town CBD that this is not Kayelitsha, i must go back to Kayelitsha. Imagine the nerve? That's when shiit hit the fan. Thats the thing our men are brought up and taught not to talk too much it's women's thing to talk too much i guess Nigerians are taught just the opposite. .

ganaziah:
You too......we've heard enough of xenophobic whatever, it's already past. If you go out of your country, no one will recognize you as a South African till you show them your passport. Black is black, we're Africans and let's forget about egoistic comments, it's not helping to solve anything.

Thank you

Well, this is what they throw in our face all the time now we wear it with pride. And although I appreciate your efforts trust me as one Nigerian poster has already mentioned, you can never take arrogance, rudeness and insults away from Nigerians coz they will have nothing left. Can't you see its not even about South Africa. Look at how they tear each other apart minute by minute on this forum? Why would they leave everyone else? Charity begins at home my dear. Daz all am saying!

MPSA:
The people of the most corrupt country in the world are talking, I am listing

The right description is "Fantastically corrupt" courtesy of Mr Cameroon 2016

DonnaCorleone:
Go on & do your studies, nobody is going to bother you. Just don't come with a chip on your shoulder & a nasty attitude, because you'll get served

Forget it girl the chip becomes worse and they start criticizing and call people lazy.Imagine coming to someone's county in need and getting there and insult them? The nerve?Chip