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Business / Re: South Africa Ranked As Africa’s Biggest On Rand by OohLalah(f): 6:14pm On Aug 11, 2016
tsdarkside:


hug-wash...cant you imagine that the south-africans are lying to demselves,the way we lied to ourselves??....

what realy belongs to them,in that hell-hole??...

Are you well? Did you even read the article? We didn't do a rebase it is an evaluation done by the IMF thus the report is not coming from South Africa. So how are we lying to ourselves? Hell-hole? cheesy Now that's funny.

By the way, why do Nigerians get their panties in a knot everytime GDP is mentioned? We don't care
about GDP unless it translate to service delivery at the grassroots, lowers unemployment, free tertiary
education, further infrastructural development and puts more money in our pockets. In any other way,
please take the biggest GDP in Africa title, WDGAD! As you have it right now it only serves you as bragging rights, nothing else.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking News: Thabo Mbeki Is Dead by OohLalah(f): 5:38pm On Aug 11, 2016
datopaper:
Former south Africa president is dead this morning at the age of 74 years

What kind of nonsense is this? Why would you just decide to stop everything you are suppose to be doing and kill President Mbeki? What did he ever do to you? Are you that bored? Nonsense!
Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: IRAQ Vs RSA 1 - 1 On 10th August 2016 by OohLalah(f): 11:43am On Aug 11, 2016
kellycute:
gerrarahere for real, you sore loser! U wanna compare SA to naija when is come to football? No need to waste your time.forget it, even if our players are u50, what is your business? You are just sad your team keep giving you heartbreak. We are gonna win the gold while you sit in front of your tv looking like mugu. Take heart. In your next life pray to be a naija shey u hear? Like I said gerrarahere. Oxymoron!!!
cheesy cheesy cheesy E PAIN YOU! grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Colombia Vs Nigeria 2 - 0 On 10th August 2016 by OohLalah(f): 4:46am On Aug 11, 2016
openmine:

Consoling urself as usual....no wonder none of ur players are plying their trades in top leagues or clubs in europe....Just admit it...U guys aint gud enough and u just wish U cud be a nigerian for just one day grin grin

Yeah sure U have a well planned league,well organized..true...but all dat counts for nothing if more than 80% of PSL league top scorers last season are not from south africa......No wonder ur U23 team cud only score just one goal against a lowly rated team....Iraq

Abeg leave our U40 team jare.....Keep wasting africa's slot in the olympics men/women soccer event every time U participate.... grin grin grin

Wasting Africa slot? We won to be there and paid for our teams. WE REFUSE TO BE CHEATS KNOWN ALL OVER THE WORLD JUST TO WIN! CONTINUE WITH YOUR CHEATERS WINNING STREAK!!! WE KNOW YOU NEED IT! grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Colombia Vs Nigeria 2 - 0 On 10th August 2016 by OohLalah(f): 4:43am On Aug 11, 2016
openmine:

As usual....U r consoling urself.... grin grin grin
Get real lady...South africa has crassssssssshed out again....
As for Denmark vs nigeria,we will continue from where brazil stopped grin grin
So much for claiming to have one of the best leagues in africa and u cant produce a team capable of beating iraq grin grin grin

You are arguing against yourself dear! cheesy grin grin grin We know we stink at international football. grin grin grin grin But we do have the best ran and managed lugue in Africa that is a fact! Just go do your thing no hating! And goodluck! With your under 40's team, fact! grin grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Colombia Vs Nigeria 2 - 0 On 10th August 2016 by OohLalah(f): 4:29am On Aug 11, 2016
[quote author=openmine post=48376796]
lol.....Am an ardent viewer of south african league....Without doubt,nice arrangement,lovely stadia and enthusiastic fans....but only a handful of south african players are actually playing regularly for their top clubs like kaizer chiefs or Orlando Pirates or ajax capetown.....please do ur research before making hasty conclusions.... wink
I still insist that most developed nations cheat....infact,they cheat more than African nations.... smiley smiley

Meanwhile,Ur U23 team flattered to deceive and have finally crashed out of the olympics....and as usual,they are coming back home just like their female counterparts grin grin grin
Better luck next time Okay?...so much for sportsmanship
cheesy cheesy [/qute]

@bolded! Thanks we will try again. Atleast we will no go cheat like you do! tongue These are games, sports not a do or die cheating event. But whom am I speaking to? Cheating is your daily bread so you will not understand the concept of sportmanship and integrity. grin grin grin

Again as I said, mention countries that have been humiliated by a whole team being disqualified for age cheating except "the giant of cheating" grin grin grin If you cant name that then, forever hold your peace!

Welcome back to our boys!

Who then plays in our leagues? There's only right+- 10 foreign players in our league dear. grin grin grin Mostly Zimbabweans, zambians and a couple of others. grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Colombia Vs Nigeria 2 - 0 On 10th August 2016 by OohLalah(f): 4:19am On Aug 11, 2016
openmine:

As usual....U r consoling urself.... grin grin grin
Get real lady...South africa has crassssssssshed out again....
As for Denmark vs nigeria,we will continue from where brazil stopped grin grin
So much for claiming to have one of the best leagues in africa and u cant produce a team capable of beating iraq grin grin grin

You are arguing against yourself dear! cheesy grin grin grin We know we stink at international football. grin grin grin grin But we do have the best ran and managed lugue in Africa that is a fact! Just go do your thing no hating! And goodluck! With your under 40's team, fact! grin grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: IRAQ Vs RSA 1 - 1 On 10th August 2016 by OohLalah(f): 3:55am On Aug 11, 2016
themall:
GAME ENDS

openmine:
Its now 4 goals to brazil.....Its now or never 4 SA or iraq....Just a win from either team will make them qualify due to d heavy hammering denmark is receiving....


We know your tricks! You just want a team you think you can easily defeat to get to the semis cheesy

We won't give you that. SA - Iraq = Draw

Let the best deserving teams go to the quarters. Denmark & Brazil it is! No way Jose' tongue
Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: IRAQ Vs RSA 1 - 1 On 10th August 2016 by OohLalah(f): 3:50am On Aug 11, 2016
themall:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Mikel is the oldest

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Please the point is not to embarrass Naija now! We all know the ages there are far from under 23 wink
Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Colombia Vs Nigeria 2 - 0 On 10th August 2016 by OohLalah(f): 3:47am On Aug 11, 2016
openmine:
Its now 4 goals to brazil.....Its now or never 4 SA or iraq....Just a win from either team will make them qualify due to d heavy hammering denmark is receiving....


We know your tricks! You just want a team you think you can easily defeat to get to the semis cheesy

We won't give you that. SA - Iraq = Draw

Let the best deserving teams go to the quarters. Denmark & Brazil it is! No tongue
Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Colombia Vs Nigeria 2 - 0 On 10th August 2016 by OohLalah(f): 3:44am On Aug 11, 2016
openmine:

Sorry to bud in but this narrative is getting stale....Everyone cheats including the developed nations....
The only advantage SA has over naija in terms of football development or frame work is their blossoming soccer league...Unfortunately those making waves in that league are mostly foreigners....

Yeah right! Only 2 right aged players out of 70 Who cheats like that? Mention any other country!

Who are the foreigners exactly? Do you even know anything about our football leagues or you've just heard people talk? Mshewwww!
Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: IRAQ Vs RSA 1 - 1 On 10th August 2016 by OohLalah(f): 3:40am On Aug 11, 2016
themall:

you mean Nigeria is cheating in this very competition again? lipsrsealed

Its supposed to be under 23 not under 30+ tongue
Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: IRAQ Vs RSA 1 - 1 On 10th August 2016 by OohLalah(f): 3:25am On Aug 11, 2016
themall:
My prediction though:


Country ----------------1st march------2nd march-------3rd march------Total

1. Iraq -----------------1---------------1----------------1-------------3
2. Brazil ----------------1----------------1----------------3------------5
3. Denmark -------------1----------------3----------------0------------4
4. South Africa ---------1----------------0----------------1------------2


As mentioned on the other thread:

One thing anyone must give to our SA football teams, they are good sports. We can get beaten a 100 times but will get up 101 times still with a sportmanship attitude, no age cheating or drugs and try again.

You just got love our love of football, even though we stink at (football) it! tongue

If it were Nigerians looking like we do, they would blow up out of frustration. Talk less of creating new cheating ways coz age is no more cheating in Naija its the norm. cool
Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Colombia Vs Nigeria 2 - 0 On 10th August 2016 by OohLalah(f): 3:21am On Aug 11, 2016
One thing anyone must give to our SA football teams, they are good sports. We can get beaten a 100 times but will get up 101 times still with a sportmanship attitude, no age cheating or drugs and try again.

You just got love our love of football, even though we stink at (football) it! tongue

If it were Nigerians looking like we do, they would blow up out of frustration. Talk less of creating new cheating ways coz age is no more cheating in Naija its the norm. cool

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Anc And South Africa. by OohLalah(f): 6:25am On Aug 03, 2016
lawani:
My response to a post on post Apartheid South Africa where black Africans are yet to get a good deal. Some still found a way to blame Western nations. We must know that the most persecuted political leader by the West was Fidel Castro until recently. You can only point to Robert Mugabe, Hugo Chavez, the North Korean leader and etc after Fidel Castro and Fidel Castro is a white man of Spanish origin. Russians and Chinese pack some weight and can not be easily intimidated while Iran is not under a single individual.

MY RESPONSE

People of European descent are 10 percent of SA population, then there are also Indians and Japanese in the place who are indigenous too. The ANC are in power and they are to blame. I have not been to South Africa but I hear a South African can travel to almost all countries without visa hassles and etc but possibly they may be economically worse off than the average Yoruba but I believe not more than the average Hausa person, both groups are in Nigeria. No running water in Nigeria too and the main thing the Yoruba may be said to have above South Africans are education and ownership of farmlands. So, cash crop production and farming in Yoruba land are under Yoruba control with all the income. Not under the control of white people. That is the difference.Then there are millions of Yoruba people scattered abroad and South Africans are not like that. The problem of South Africa is sharing, not land redistribution. If you are running your nation well, it does not matter who controls what, so far things are shared somewhat equitably and only government can facilitate that. What has the ANC done about that? Nothing at all. So they are to be blamed. If you share the goodies, the GDP will rise. Already the per capita income of SA is similar to China's. The challenge is redistribution. What should the ANC have done?. On assuming power, they should have instituted tax funded education for all, to all levels at whatever costs to equalise everybody intellectually just like in Germany, then they should have guaranteed employment for all. Everybody must get something and everybody must contribute. SA is rich on a per capita basis and if they had done that as soon as the ANC gained power, I am sure by now their per capita income would have been at least 30 thousand dollars pa, three times the present value. Botswana is over 15 thousand dollars pa per capita. Now, tell me why they left that undone?. I will advise the SA people to vote out the ANC and vote in the party formerly headed by that white woman, Mrs Helen Zille. Only that I no longer believe in party politics.


In Europe, they are not doing anything more than redistribution in their welfare states. They are just managing. Many Africans, Indians, Chinese, Pakistani and etc are high networth individuals in a place like Britain, they pay tax to fund the welfare state of majority white British. How are they different from white South Africans with land who farm commercially in South Africa or
Zimbabwe?.

Heeheeheehee! What a joke!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Malia Obama Dances And Twerks at the Lollapalooza Concert (Video And Pics) by OohLalah(f): 5:31pm On Aug 02, 2016
Nonsense News!

I don't remember the Obama's asking any one to co-parent their kids nor offer parenting advice.

Malia didn't jump fences to be there, she was taken there by no less than 10 huge scary men with guns and ear phones. They will not leave her side until they've taken her back home.

So, its obvious that she has her parents approval that she enjoys her last summer before collage like all kids do and not miss out on that experience.


All those with issues about this, well go back to your families that are swarming with angels, the Obama's are bringing up a human being not an angel. Now go et your life! tongue

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Politics / Re: Useless Life Nigerians Are Living In South Africa by OohLalah(f): 6:17pm On Aug 01, 2016
ucheokpara100:
I dont believe someone who is part of them can creat this type of tread, what i see South Africans are tolerating us alot hence i want to expose them atleast let them know people now know their strategy and repent from such barbaric act.

I will give you a live example. Christ Embassy church in Parklands, Cape Town dismissed and fought their Nigerian Pastor after he begged them to stop peddling drugs after they have made least enough to keep them going. It was war! That is well known even by intelligence circles in SA that Nigerians have gone beyond the unthinkable by using churches as drug peddling and meeting places.

As a Christian it hurts because the Government is slowly but surely getting hostile towards the church. I won't be surprised that we will be among the first countries to regulate church activities which is baaad!
Politics / Re: Useless Life Nigerians Are Living In South Africa by OohLalah(f): 11:29pm On Jul 31, 2016
ucheokpara100:
one particular tribe dey against this tread lol......... atleast them get the message make them know wetin their brothers dey do.

I am a South African please go through my posts,I have been saying that Ibos ( yes we know who is who, we are not ignorant) are killing our countries future generations with drugs. They not only sell at churches, they go to schools and sell candy like drugs most times them give some free to get school kids hooked. But seemingly Nigeria don't give a damn as long as these evil people are making money. They will just tell you there is market. But one day is one day. You watch this space, the same Nigeria will call us haters and jealous when our laws get tougher to Nigerians.

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Politics / Re: Useless Life Nigerians Are Living In South Africa by OohLalah(f): 11:22pm On Jul 31, 2016
KINGOFJAPAN:

Admit it you get orgasms from hearing negative news about Nigeria.

Lol! But we are talking about South Africa dear.
Politics / Re: Useless Life Nigerians Are Living In South Africa by OohLalah(f): 6:15pm On Jul 31, 2016
ucheokpara100:
I'm beggining to suspect Nigerians originated directly from the lineage of the Devil/Lucifer himself Nigerians are disgrace to entire Africa not all of us but they are part of us, when you check all these useless people came from a particular tribe tarnishing the image of the entire nation, i wish South African government will chase away majority of the so called pastors in South Africa because majority are Drug peddlers in sheep clothings, please let's respect ourselfs guys money is not everything but what we contributed to national building and a
better society.

Exactly! Thank you for nothing but the truth! I have been saying this on this forum forever!

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Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Three Nigerians By Firing Squad by OohLalah(f): 2:07am On Jul 29, 2016
shizzleStar:
Im 19, are you in love with me already? age doesn't really matter OK?

Can you stand the guilt of cheating on my Igbo brother? smiley tongue

Imagined so! Geez! Go sleep its past your bed time, boy. You argue like a 2 year old. We want over 21 to argue with.
Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Three Nigerians By Firing Squad by OohLalah(f): 2:01am On Jul 29, 2016
shizzleStar:
Oh you here. Who gives a rat arssss what law you make in your country? Is that the point here? Just gtfoh, like seriously you are densely daft.

Mad dog! When you say I am here, where exactly do you mean I'm at? Cyberspace freeworld, where anyone is allowed to type whatever? Or do you mean in your cesspit? Wake up man! Don't argue like a dot! How old are you? Really?
Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Three Nigerians By Firing Squad by OohLalah(f): 1:57am On Jul 29, 2016
shizzleStar:
Oohlalah my doormat, don't run away please, bloody b1tchy bantu. Where art thou? Have you gone to receive some 'burantashi' from your Igbo boyfy? cheesy I know you girs like us a lot but like to pretend cheesy

Try to run ya smelly mouth at me next time and I'll run you over like a truck over a mango seed

Meanwhile say me to me hi to my Igbo brother smiley

Hahaha! Doormat? Self delusion is drug of choice to you people. Dream on dreamer!
Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Three Nigerians By Firing Squad by OohLalah(f): 1:42am On Jul 29, 2016
shizzleStar:
lmao.....yeah I do, just like every sane and reasonable person does

you mean ban ki moon, rights group and transparency bodies aRe wailing too? oh well.... what do I know

Godspeed with your proposed law


You wailing about another country's right to determine which laws should govern them?


You seem totally defeated. Give it up dear. You are just a looser with a big L!
Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Three Nigerians By Firing Squad by OohLalah(f): 1:39am On Jul 29, 2016
shizzleStar:
cheesycheesycheesy
Ooh! Now you agree your men peddle drugs too? we are getting somewhere cheesy

btw, how dare you ask silly questions like you don't know what your favourite delicacy is?

Common! pretense isn't a virtue, is it? cheesy

Unlike you, I'm not a deluded, psychotic hypocrite. Where exactly did I say where the drug dealers are from? I will never lie and say we don't have drug dealers but your own is out of guilt. Again I repeat! All drug dealers, off with their heads! You seem to be terribly pained by this. Lmao!

Your lies are phooling no one dear. Cannibals are known and documented worldwide. cheesy
Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Three Nigerians By Firing Squad by OohLalah(f): 1:19am On Jul 29, 2016
shizzleStar:
...and SAfricans don't peddle drugs too in SA? you such a despicable dingbat. Go feed yourself in pig droppings and get drunk in the urine

They will die too! Feed in what? Is that your staple? We don't feed on crap this side of the world. Thanks but no thanks, please go on with your pig feast, you disgusting cannibal! cheesy
Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Three Nigerians By Firing Squad by OohLalah(f): 1:16am On Jul 29, 2016
shizzleStar:
lol...calm down bingo. If pointing out your idiocy make me a drug dealer, then suit your silly self

If my identity gladdens your heart... welcome!

why leave Mandela? again may be you place a curse on him for trying to talk your fellow Bantu's out of drugs... lol it hurts right?

Ermm...what lie/exaggeration? that your men don't rape babies in search of cure for +status? humour me more. Funny thing is, one of such drug heads could even the one humping your juicy batty every night but you come here to form Grace Jones... lol

Who cares what you introduce for drug dealers? like loads of your people won't go down as well. Self deceit is your forte isn't it?





You care otherwise you wouldn't be crying all over the thread. Now continue wailing for your future! Biaaaach! tongue
Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Three Nigerians By Firing Squad by OohLalah(f): 1:05am On Jul 29, 2016
shizzleStar:
My responses are apt and precise. Empty brat! Are you out of gas?

Go vote in your party in power so they'll activate the death penalty you crave for drug heads, what you waiting for? hopeless iddiottt

You are smoking your grandma's nails. The death penalty is for drug dealers, you cesspit phool! Now go kill yourself before we get to you!
Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Three Nigerians By Firing Squad by OohLalah(f): 12:52am On Jul 29, 2016
shizzleStar:
Who says it's an insult? And the drug heads were Nigerians? Daft cvnt

This dunderhead wants to humor me.... Lol, you ask what concerns me with lucky dube but also says his killing had to do with drug heads in another breadth , same thing you complained about that drew my attention in your first silly comment, can't you see how daft you are?

Good you know Nigerians are special to SAn's, reason you are here and keeping tabs with every daily happening in naija, who gives a hoot about what happens in SA.

Maybe you should curse at Mandela who blamed those who take the substance and not necessarily those who merchant it.

and less I forget... who are those raping day olds for want of cure for their HIV status? mind telling us?

Fvking retard.

You are the dumbest drug dealer/ head in the world! So when I tell you Dube was killed by drug heads that's equal to quoting shitstar? Guilty?

Yes, that's the reason I'm here. Lol!

Please leave Mandela out if this he is a god, compared to your whole generation past and to come.

You should be Ibo, you are the reason I am here. Lmao! Your exaggeration and lies knows no bound. day olds really? By the way same drug heads would do such a thing. Hence death penalty should be introduced for drug dealers. You are on my side dumbshit!

All drug dealers! " Off with their heads" !
Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Three Nigerians By Firing Squad by OohLalah(f): 12:41am On Jul 29, 2016
shizzleStar:
Who says it's an insult? And the drug heads were Nigerians? Daft cvnt

This dunderhead wants to humor me.... Lol, you ask what concerns me with lucky dube but also says his killing had to do with drug heads in another breadth , same thing you complained about that drew my attention in your first silly comment, can't you see how daft you are?

Good you know Nigerians are special to SAn's, reason you are here and keeping tabs with every daily happening in naija, who gives a hoot about what happens in SA.

Maybe you should curse at Mandela who blamed those who take the substance and not necessarily those who merchant it.

and less I forget... who are those raping day olds for want of cure for their HIV status? mind telling us?

Fvking retard.

Wow! You are devoid of any logic. Please go through this topic and your responses so far and go kill yourself after that. You are useless! Homo!
Politics / Re: How Donald Trump Win Would Affect Nigerians Negatively. by OohLalah(f): 12:25am On Jul 29, 2016
cjrane:
Stop the lies! Donald trump's victory will not affect Nigerians. Infact, dictators like Buhari who have been largely ignored by Obama will finally get some deserved attention. At least he won't think about asking America for subsidized war planes to kill other Nigerians

You APC goons spreading lies about Mr Trump are doing so precisely because of Buhari and the certainty that a republican President will deal with evil leaders in the world such as Buhari.

People like you will be so disappointed coz you do not use logic but emotions in your outlook. Trump has dictatorial tendencies himself, he needs to rid his country if all the unwarranted pressure. So what would he do in this situation? Empower someone like Buhari an ex-dictator who has the guts and intent to rid Nigeria of social ills and alleviate pressure from other countries.

You have a brain, think! Don't feel!
Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Three Nigerians By Firing Squad by OohLalah(f): 12:09am On Jul 29, 2016
shizzleStar:
ooh Pls shut up you silly bantu! you forgot to tell us who killed lucky dube. Like we don't know SA is a crime hub even without drug dealing.... Abeg swerve

Bantu is not an insult to normal people you dumb head! What concerns you with Lucky Dube? I have seen worse things like man walking with his head cut off in Nigeria on this same forum, today a woman's hand amputated. If you lot were not in denial you would know Nigeria is way worse off than SA but you lots are special cases so you are excused.

By the way, same drug heads killed Dube. You are empty vessel now swerve! Azzwipe!

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