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TravelRe: Nigerians In Pretoria, Sunnyside, South Africa Suffering. by OohLalah(f): 11:58am On Jul 05, 2016
Natascha:
Im South African

Black South Africans will remain jobless; HIV Carriers, poverty stricken and mentally enslaved

Black South Africans think they are better then other Africans

But Black South Africans will remain Black and Stupid.

They hate each other. Promote Tribalism. Black South Africans hate Nigerians for no reason. Its out of pure laziness and Jealousy

Selfhating Black South Africans
Lmao! Are you for real, right now? Well, since you are are black and South African we take it you are HIV and all those things you've said up there.

Now clap for your self hating HIV, lazy, stupid self! As per your words!
TravelRe: Nigerians In Pretoria, Sunnyside, South Africa Suffering. by OohLalah(f):
bobnono:
i just got out from the jail for what i did not do. I was accused of being in possession of drugs. My only offense was that i went to the bank (bidvest sunnyside and fnb) withdrew money and they took all the money and also beat me up inside a bush and said all you Nigerians are smart and we will make life miserable for you all. They took 35k rands plus 5 other guys., 10k, 150k plus 180k they said they are corps in sunnyside. Yet we got to their office, they wrote that i am illegal immigrate. They said they only found house keys with us no money.

They tore my passport on our way to their office and also my friend asalyum. There was a pastor in the cell jail with us also, an up coming pastor and has office which i know of yet they messed with him too. He is married to a Zimbabwean whose father is a south Africa and mother zemba...

This has been a trend for many months or yrs now. i have heard of this but never thought it will come to me. why are south Africa citizen angry with Nigerians? what is our sin? That we kept fucking their sisters, giving them drugs, taking all over the country. i never believe that a police officer will do such things. His name is: cst motian, this is the same guy who killed a Yoruba guy, he's known for sending and helping us to send money home. Because he took them to court and was wining the case. When they arrested me they said how am i making a living? i told them, lets go to my office, they say my ID's and place of work but yet...they searched me, took all phones, monies and one of them drove my friend car away.

When we got to the station police at sunnyside they told them we dont have papers, i have papers, they took it from me. i told the officer in the office that if i dont have a permit how come i was able to withdrew money from the bank? the officer said dont worry, one day is one day. now they gave me a form of detained for possession of drugs. if you are from igbo they wil write drugs on your form, if you are Yoruba they put illegal immigrate and fraud. only God knows.

if you dont have money it's a problem, when you have little it's a also a problem. they arrested me inside a taxi. i dont even have a car. how long are we going to continue to leave in fear. please step in,please step in, please step in.
i told our embassy here yet nothing. please warn all Nigerians to be careful. those staff of Bidvest bank at sunnyside works with this people. if you open a case they
will send an assassin.
**modified**
There's always three sides to any story. Your side, the police side and the truth. Only God knows which is the truth! Datz all am gonna say this morning as a South African. Feeling too blessed this morning to mess up with
words. If you are innocent as you say, may God free you.

But if you are spreading lies, malice and hate against our beloved country, May you be exposed, shamed and severely punished and all those who bear false witness to your malice share in your portion.

Now, say Amen, @Op Bobnono
CelebritiesRe: D'banj's Wife, Lineo Didi Kilgrow (Photos) by OohLalah(f): 11:28am On Jul 04, 2016
charix:
She no try and no resemble who papa get money. D'banj must've married her for travel papers because he has dated more pretty girls from wealthy families.
There was also probably pressure from South African fans to hook him up with one of their own -- he's more appreciated on their side of the continent than home.
Is she South African? Just wondering why she has two South African names?
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Married Lineo Didi Kilgrow Secretly by OohLalah(f): 11:16am On Jul 04, 2016
adeaks:
After giving many girls a feel of his koko from Nigeria to Ghana especially [b]Southafrica[/b]he finally came back to marry a "nice, humble, down to earth", relatively unknown girl.

Meanwhile those girls he gave his koko are still looking for husbands. God is watching Dbanj in 3D! grin
@bolded! Please don't flatter yourselves, your D'banj never dated a South African. He was just a decoy for AKA 's relationship with our Queen B. Bonang was secretly dating AKA and she didn't want people to know so they asked D'banj to play a decoy. AKA has be dating the Bonang for 2years now. They had a lot of people fooled. tongue
HealthRe: I Have This Rare Disease 'Mucha Habermann', Please Help - PIX by OohLalah(f): 10:28am On Jun 29, 2016
Try using Head n Shoulders shampoo as a body wash and see if its not going to disappear.

Modified**
But please make sure its the original one by P&G.
PoliticsRe: Kwarshiorkor In Bama IDP Camps The...... (too Graphic Pictures) by OohLalah(f): 5:50pm On Jun 27, 2016
This cannot be kwarshiokor! Look around, all the other kids are okay, only these few. They might be sick with no proper medical care.
TravelRe: Iceland Deports Boko Haram Victim From Nigeria - Al Jazeera by OohLalah(f): 1:40pm On Jun 20, 2016
fiizznation:
The thing is, northerners don't go to other people's country to live there.So far, I don't even think any northerner has applied for asylum to any country. We normally travel out for these three main reasons;

1. vacation
2. Business
3. Education

I bet you, finding a single northerner in your country for the sole purpose of living there will be almost impossible. And am very sure of this. You see even the northerners that are affected by this boko haram madness rarely travel out of the north, the places they might decide to settle down for the meantime might be neighbouring countries like Cameroon, Niger and Chad. And they usually come back to their homes when peace have finally
returned.
There are notherners in SA but not as asylum seekers but applied for residency and are working at least the few I know, are a journalist who is A Christian though, a Muslim doctor and just regular office workers.
TravelRe: Iceland Deports Boko Haram Victim From Nigeria - Al Jazeera by OohLalah(f): 12:56pm On Jun 20, 2016
Zoharariel:
This is nothing but a thinly veiled attempt by Eze to hoodwink the Oyinbos into granting him assylum in the guise of being haunted by Boko Haram.

If Boko Haram were to haunt anybody or group for refusing to join their ranks, the Hausas or the Northerners would be at the top of the list.
This the problem with these asylum seekers. We have the samething in South Africa, Ibos claiming asylum but no Hausas, Fulanis, and other Northerners. Until Jonathan'visit to SA when he said no Nigerian should be seeking asylum.
EducationRe: Nigerians Studying In South Africa by OohLalah(f): 7:47am On Jun 19, 2016
fuckpro:
You call Nigerians beggars then what the hell are you doing associating with beggars in this forum,well let me hold my peace because if l should address your kind you will be awake all night thinking
Oh stop the drama will you? All the rubbish you wrote up there about our people and country but you are still in our country? The intenet is a free platform, i am typing from my phone, with my data so what's your cry about?
EducationRe: Nigerians Studying In South Africa by OohLalah(f): 7:41am On Jun 19, 2016
samuelUMOH:
Your blood is hot .Relax a forum is expected to be avenue to exchange ideas and put things straight .We all need each other ,At least I know few Nigerian doing well and married to Sa and their wives So happy for the union. As same time I know those who married for permit sake .It is vice versa .The fact remains Nigerians are the most industrious black nation in the world .
I wonder what exactly does " industrious" mean to Nigerians? When they import everything including a toothpick? Lol at industrious!
EducationRe: Nigerians Studying In South Africa by OohLalah(f): 2:32am On Jun 19, 2016
fuckpro:
on a lighter note I love Zulu women and Xhosa they are workaholic and when you do have monetary transaction with them they always 99% of the time give you correct change even in the bus the driver just pocket the money collected on his behalf without counting that's very commendable I am here not to take sides I am just saying it the way it is. the only way Nigerians can work there is if they have a work permit even if it means working in a store as a cleaner or else they should be self employed where do you see that treatment meted out to fellow Africans in Nigeria I'm not supporting drugs but what are the other options left,do you provide. Welfare for them
As if you saying you love Xhosa & Zulu women is going to change anything. Just stop talking rubbish about our country and its people and still expect to be accepted. That's rubbish! Or just stay in your perfect Nigeria and don't come here. We are uptown our neck with beggars who wants to be chooses!
EducationRe: Nigerians Studying In South Africa by OohLalah(f): 7:19pm On Jun 18, 2016
samuelUMOH:
You started well but got it wrong when you saidnmajority of Nigerian do drugs and the rest stuff " Most Nigerian are working virtually all sectors in Sa while some are doing legal business .What perimeter did you used to arrive at " majority "
90% Ibo Nigerians are drug dealers and fraudsters period. That is the truth. Unfortunately 60% of Nigerians in SA are these same ibos so all Nigerians are painted with the same brush of hatred by some SAns.

Modified* By the way we don't want anymore of you here we are xenophobes. Why do you want to come to a bad place like ours? Didn't you here your fuckpro we that bad?

Am fccckin tired of having to defend my country from these people whom are the seekers of better everything. Nxa!
InvestmentRe: MTN To Take Immediate Steps To List In Nigeria As Part Of $1.7 Bln Fine Deal by OohLalah(f): 7:35am On Jun 14, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy

When we told Nigeria that MTN will pay a fraction of that ridiculous fine, they were busy chest beating. Lmao! Now MTN told them they will pack up and leave guess who reduced the fine by a whooping 70% just to save face? cheesy cheesy cheesy

Lesudafricaine! Come see Joe! Mr Phuthuma Ntleko in action. Respect Sir! I know Xhosa guys to be calculating and cunning. Gave them the stage to be loud, then bang got what he wanted.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Anna Banner Breaks Up With Flavour by OohLalah(f): 6:50pm On Jun 13, 2016
MasterJayJay:
A baby mama is better than a mother of aborted babies.
Thank you! Nigerians find it as an insult to have a child out of wedlock but don't have any problem with people who abort babies. Who is fooling whom? Better a mother of a living child than a mother of dead babies. At the end they both know they are mothers the difference is, one didn't kill the other is a murderer!

Thanks Anna as young as you are you ace this interview.
CelebritiesRe: Anna Banner Breaks Up With Flavour by OohLalah(f): 6:48pm On Jun 13, 2016
Ditto!
PoliticsRe: President Muhammadu Buhari Diagnosed With Cancer - TheTrentOnline by OohLalah(f): 6:54pm On Jun 08, 2016
tomakint:
If this is true I think I will be right to call Fayose a Prophet!
Or a devil worshiping witch!

Oh well, Nigerian prophets, witches or devil worshipers are hard to differentiate. All na the same.
SportsRe: Stephen Keshi Is Dead by OohLalah(f): 6:58am On Jun 08, 2016
Sorry Nigerians for your loss. Really sad news! sad
PoliticsRe: Joint Niger Delta Liberation Force Vows To Launch Missiles & Bring Down Aircraft by OohLalah(f): 3:45pm On Jun 02, 2016
dragunov:
Which super power? DE Dere De form Van Damme , to u hear. You will soon no how E be. Mumu
There, there you have the real people behind these threats, they are not Niger Deltans but the ones you just responded to. It's all lies to ignite a war for their benefit but they are scared to do it themselves. That's clever if you think about it, only pools will be dancing to their music.
PoliticsRe: Joint Niger Delta Liberation Force Vows To Launch Missiles & Bring Down Aircraft by OohLalah(f): 3:30pm On Jun 02, 2016
dmltoyin:
I'm surprised.
But this is serious
What if we say it's just a mere threat and it comes true
We should be aware of what USA made of Libya
This people boasted of foreign aids and training of some sort
We could actually be jokingly reading this and this people are out for a real revolutions
We are in the safe southwest truly buh if it continues
Seme boarder kuku close to badagry
It's either these guys are setting Goodluck Jonathan up OR they are his insurance/ticket of staying out of jail.

Paragraph 6: Are these not the snipers and assassins that Obasanjo was talking about being trained by Goodluck Jonathan?

Paragraph 12: Why are they saying they are not in one place but name Bayelsa? Isn't that Goodluck's backyard?

I think someone is out for Jonathan OR some people who are fueling this with lies are hoping to start a war they personally cannot start. Basically setting the Niger Delta against the government, while they watch and fuel the fire to get the spoils. Clearly even to a child there is a third force in operation here, if the Niger Deltans don't wake up now, they will find themselves in a war they have no clue how it started. They are being launched into the unknown.

And please when the ship hits the fan, no asylum seekers must come down South all must follow Syrians to Europe and America. We are closed for refugee business.
PoliticsRe: Militants Ambush Soldiers In Warri, Kill 2 Soldiers And Six Civilians by OohLalah(f): 10:44am On Jun 02, 2016
thefunclubenterprise:
Wrong move, if it was done by the NDA. However I hope the culprits are caught and brought to justice. I am from the Niger delta and I don't support crime.
Nigerians and their foolish egos! Some egominiacs wanted their president to be dodging bullets in the mist of all this just to prove a point? Good decision taken by the president to cancel his trip. Pride equals stupidity at times and stupidity kills!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Cancels Trip To Ogoniland Over "Assassination Threats" by OohLalah(f): 10:10am On Jun 02, 2016
BUHARIISCURSED:
keep deceiving thyself bro cool
No but honestly speaking, would you have preferred he played a Russia roulette? One gun sound would have put a lot of innocent citizens life in danger because the military would have been looking for unknown mark and situation like that everyone is a suspect. Although I think the militants were just blowing hot wind but "its always better to be safe than sorry", the whole country depended on the decision, hell the whole world system that is feeling the pinch and are on edge about refugees problems depended on that same decision.


You guys think war only affects you but we leave in global community at this age. Nothing especially war, famine etc doesn't affect the whole world.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Cancels Trip To Ogoniland Over "Assassination Threats" by OohLalah(f): 9:56am On Jun 02, 2016
The Nigerian president used wisdom in cancelling this trip. The results of him daring the militants could have had 50/50 chance of bringing the second Nigerian civil war.

A death of president by assassination would have thrown the whole Nigeria/West Africa in turmoil. I think he took advise from the West ( Britain) most likely. He did well to listen, i am sure it was very difficult especially as a military man.

The West cannot take anymore refugees another war in Africa especially a country as populated as Nigeria would
spell a human crisis for the world.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Die If He Visits Ogoniland - Niger Delta Avengers by OohLalah(f): 7:49pm On Jun 01, 2016
jstbeinhonest:
You people are obsessed with the Yorubas.Even neutrals like OohLalah have observed it.
Tjoo! They called me a South African Yoruba when I mentioned that, I give up with kind of people you guys are dealing with. Crazies of note!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by OohLalah(f): 12:54am On May 30, 2016
daretodiffer:
This is cyberspace. She doesn't know you and she doesn't care about you. Even if she does, She has every right to do things that please her.
Well said!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by OohLalah(f): 12:53am On May 30, 2016
foxvilles:
OoLahlah or what are you called.......from the previous thread on the 'South African guy that claimed to have slept with over a hundred of his Twitter followers', you've been making comments about enjoying the hate talks and e-fights between both country-folks. If you're very observant, you'll see that your colleagues (i.e. MduZa, LeSudAfricaine et al) have backed out, and its not because they don't have articulated facts, most of them have much more reasonable facts than what you're saying but they're mature and well disciplined enough to maintain a peaceful atmosphere by keeping silent, they're not fools but wise and it will be well appreciated if you follow suit.

Thank you!
Oh kindly f***ck -off, will you?
PoliticsRe: DSTV Issue Proves That Splitting Nigeria Is Foolish by OohLalah(f): 10:01pm On May 29, 2016
oduastates:
" Another fundamentalist cesspit no one cares about this issue"

Exactly what was written on an international news website.
If anything, this issue reminds me why my the yorubas have to leave Nigeria.
The Nigerian bad rap sheet keep increasing.
What next are you going to ban or burn.
Books?
I would rather read book, watch news or documentaries than waste my time on reality TV.
But what happened to skipping the channel or locking it instead of exposing your extremism for the world to see.
Philippines has an ISIS problem. Malaysia is getting more fundamentalist by the day. Yet they are hardly in the
news.
That's very true. To be honest a Yorubas country would work very well with many countries including us South Africans. Free visa both ways.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by OohLalah(f): 9:51pm On May 29, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Okumhlophe tongue Btw, what does that mean? Zulu newsreaders love signing-off with that.
I believe it's " all the best"
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by OohLalah(f): 9:50pm On May 29, 2016
MduZA:
Off to the bed,the two useless masters holder will come back during the time of witches and use hyphens to merge words like South africa(south-Africa)....lol

Good night genuine Nigerians and obvious my fellow south Africans (in noxolo grootboom voice ndinithanda noke emakhaya)
Nite dearest brother. Uthandwa sithi apha emakhaya!

South-africa! Lolest! cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by OohLalah(f): 7:45pm On May 29, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Or laps instead of saying thighs grin Which I think is weird because there's a vast difference (to anyone who knows English) between a lap & a thigh.
Or aids instead aid as plural of aid. cheesy grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerians And South Africans Engage In E-fights by OohLalah(f): 7:45pm On May 29, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Or laps instead of saying thighs grin Which I think is weird because there's a vast difference (to anyone who knows English) between a lap & a thigh.
Or aids instead aid as plural of aid.

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