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Now meeting is on chat from friend say it is gradually becoming storming

Well wify has just called for a round table meeting at 6.30pm today at TFC Opebi cos she feels she might be tempted to pour hot oil or water on him at home.

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it couldnt have been part of hers since it is brown and hers jet black

Well my friend actually hanged out with a lady who they merely hanged out in her room till late in the nite with a bit of caressing that never went beyond necking. But nothing serious. Now the dilemma. He has not gone all the way this happened he doesnt no what to admit. Was it to flirting or the real thing

A close friend just called me to seek an advice on a situation that is presently setting his house on fire.
He just came back on a three week training program into the waiting arms of his ever loving wife who had promised him even on earth sexual treat the moment he gets to the house. This is actually the first time he will be away that long from his ever loving wife since they got married some months back.
As he was getting into the house without the opportunity to go anywhere the wife dragged him to the bedroom and decided to go down low on him which is his favourite sexual appetiser.
Gently she pulled down his trouser and the underwear going straight for his JT,with the first dip she came up with a brown colour long strand of female hair wrapped around his manhood. She gently pulled it out from his private area and the part stocked in her mouth, she showed it to her husband and quietly walked away with a killer look. Since then she hasnt said a word to my friend. Mind you her hair colour is jet black, so there is no mistaken. Pls your advise on how to tackle this prob before his house become scattered.

You know I laughed when SS people tribalized issue of jonathan criticism. When the whole south west supported him in 2011 they didnt realised that he was from SS. What a shame

Mine is a table I inherited from my dad, it was made in 1969.

@CFCFAN
I don't know y some of u are quick to correct others and u always end up showing ur foolishness. At no where did the poster mentioned teslim balogun in his post. But u conjure it in ur mind and mention it claiming u are correcting him. I think u should read the post again. I wish u better understanding

I am missing something, i thot fred amata had a baby from fiberesima ibinabo on time most beautyfull girl. May be i miss it all up. Pls throw lite somebody.

This blogger is crazy. Better go look for work.

Thanks for ur response. I will rather go the way of recruiting a phamacist, i suspect that a chemist i wont be able to sell certain drugs. I will get accros to u. Thanks.

House. I noticed that in present day Nigeria u need a business with daily cash flow. I keep thinking of one that is not abused in this country, i would have done restaurant or bar but u know to many nigerians thinking they can do it. Now i am thinking of running a retail drug store. What do u think and what are possible challenges. Thanks ur responses and advice pls. Note i am not a pharmacist.

You will get zim visa in Abuja. That is where i got mine in 2003• not lagos, zim was such a lovely country with basic infrastructure. One of the few countries in africa u drink water directly frm the tap. I feel bad what happened. Mind u electricity was also constant. Goods were cheap. I Really dreamt of settling down there with my family, but now i don't know. But if things improve i will still do.

i used zenith bank master card. it was delivered to my house

Pls u must not allow others to determine ur attitude or behaviour. Give and let go the relationship after. Pls go and watch this film, after that make up ur mind. Diary of a mad black woman. It is insightful. Pls forgive and let go thereafter.

You need to listen to helen paul. She is the best to come out of niger

Employers dont normally discriminate on degrees for fresh graduate, the discrimination is usually bet hnd and bsc. U have a B.A religious studies, what matter is the BA

Well ordered books recently and paid with my mastercard. They will tell u when it will land Nigeria. I ordered last week in august, it was supposed to land september 11, but was advised a week after my ordering that it will oct 21st which was a sunday, but I got it on a monday 22nd

It has always been obvious that Tambuwal and his ilks are thieves.

The Peoples Democratic Party’s intervention in the seeming cold relationship between the House of Representatives and President Goodluck Jonathan seems to be helping to unravel the annoyance of the lawmakers.

But the reasons alleged to be behind the intermittent faceoff between the president and the House, dominated by his party, may be creating other pressures for the president.

PDP National Chairman Alhaji Bamanga Tukur and members of the party’s National Working Committee met behind closed doors on Wednesday in Abuja with principal officers of the House for more than four hours to try to know why the House and the Presidency are always at loggerheads.

House Speaker Aminu Tambuwal led his deputy, Emeka Ihedioha, House Leader Mulikat Akande, Deputy House Leader Leo Ogor, and House Chief Whip Isiaka Bawa to the meeting that had all members of the NWC in attendance.

Though in his opening comments before they went into the closed-door session, the speaker said the relationship between the lower chamber and the Executive was cordial.

But Tamuwal doubted Jonathan’s commitment to the professed roadmap of the party.
“Members of the National Assembly, particularly, members of the PDP are very much committed to the manifesto of our party and we are aware of what the manifesto of our party is all about. It was the manifesto of our party that we marketed and won elections with.

“Mr. Chairman, we are very much abreast of the programmes of our party, we are keeping in line with those programmes, we are doing our best to ensure that our country and the people that elected us get the best out of all of us,” the speaker stated.

But THISDAY learnt it was during the private session with the NWC that Tambuwal and other members of the House delegation opened up on why the PDP-dominated legislature had often opposed the president.

According to a member of the NWC who attended the closed-door session, the lawmakers “accused the President of constituting members of his team from non- members of the party, who do not understand the PDP manifesto and, therefore, do not understand the programmes of PDP.”

The source said that the Tambuwal delegation wanted the party to ask Jonathan which party’s manifesto he was implementing.

“They asked us to inquire from the President whether members of the party are actually involved in the implementation of the programmes of his administration and also whether those running the affairs of the administration are PDP members who understand the manifesto of PDP as a political party," the source said.

The delegation faulted the insistence of the Presidency on $75 crude oil benchmark for the 2013 budget, blaming this on the inclusion in the cabinet of non PDP members who do not understand the manifesto of the party and its implementation for the delivery of the dividends of democracy to the country.

Besides, the source said PDP members of the House were also not happy that members of President Jonathan’s Economic Management Team are not members of PDP that understand the economic philosophy of the party’s manifesto.

On their relationship with the party, the Tambuwal-led delegation was said to have told the NWC that the party had not helped its members in the House, especially during elections, since the inception of the Fourth Republic.
They said the party’s indifferent disposition was responsible for the high turnover of members of the House and indeed the National Assembly.

According to the source, “The delegation complained that PDP as a political party is not helping committed party members in their re-election, especially during the primary elections.

“They complained that members have nothing to show to the electorate in their constituencies regarding what the party has done to ensure their re-election. They further said the Executive arm was not helping the members to ensure the implementation of the constituency projects, which is the only way they can impart the dividends of democracy to the electorate.”

According to the delegation, these made it difficult for PDP members seeking re-election to lay their hands on tangible deliverables to convince the electorate on why they should be re-elected, hence making them vulnerable during the primary elections and the election proper.

At the meeting, the PDP national chairman was said to have promised that the party would try and ensure that performing legislators got re-election tickets.

The House in recent times has had a rather confrontational relationship with the president.
In July, lawmakers in the lower chamber sternly berated the president for allegedly implementing only about 35 per cent of last year’s budget of N4.7 trillion.

They adopted a motion by the Minority Leader Femi Gbajabiamila, which gave Jonathan till September to achieve full implementation of the budget or risk impeachment.

That face-off came shortly after a similar row over the lower chamber’s invitation of the president to come and brief members in an executive session on his administration’s efforts at tackling the growing insecurity in the country.
The latest standoff involves the crude oil price benchmark for the 2013 budget. While the president based the budget on a benchmark of $75 per barrel, the House has insisted on $80 per barrel, with the Senate proposing $78 per barrel.

I need contact of a reliable project mgt consultant to prepare me for PMP. Any body to assist with any.


Olumide

with the level of investment required, do you think power is the next big thing after telecom. If yes how are u preparing to benefits career wise from the moment it is opened for kick off.

My brother I feel ur pain. This is quite painful. But six years is such a long time to wait for a job that is not forthcoming. May be u should consider learning some skills that can help u launch out on your own. Besides, getting a job is not always about passing aptitude test and university grade. Interviewers look beyond that. From what I read from u seem to have a good grasp on english writing. Why not check out any of the following may be it could be any.
1.your oral communication skills
2. Grooming
3. Your attitude, are u cocky or unnecessarily timid
4. I am bothered about the fact that as a graduate the only job u could think of is site construction work except if u are a civil engineer by schooling and u think it will enhance your skill, if not u have no business there. Look for other things u could do that will give small money but u can pick up other useful skills. Also note that people u mix with at such places could also affect ur outlook towards life.
5. Please it is not every time that man know man plays out at interviews.
6. Lastly pray my brother, nothing is beyond God.

Regards

Govt of propaganda. Typical ACN way of dealing with issue. Mentally lazy govt, which one comes first, why not think of way to offer alternative to numerous users and livelihood to the okada people. Didn't Akwa ibom did without prob, same thing this fashola did in Lasu. With all his propaganda. Yeye people.

the mighty ones are fallen

Sixty years ago, Frantz Fanon (1925—1961) made a profound statement with the publication of Black Skin, White Masks. The intellectual revolutionary had tellingly argued that the most urgent task of the age wasn’t necessarily a definitive settlement of the race conflict, but a brutal confrontation with the challenge of the moment: reducing human suffering. Today his message couldn’t be more poignant. The time has now come again for the poor to demand compassionate concessions from their masters. In short, the time has come to re-negotiate the terms of the relations between the master and his servant, for there can be no doubt that the modern world has sunk frighteningly into an abyss of appalling inequality. Perhaps it is in sub-Saharan Africa – where democracy has produced nothing but widespread deficit -’ that we most notice this social gulf. Do not misunderstand me, however. It doesn’t appear that poverty could ever be wished away. The poor will always be with us. But it is important to consider what it means for the poor to trick themselves into an illusion of power. And to consequently sabotage their own revolutionary efforts even before they are attempted.

The poor are their own enemies; they feast on one another! Let me show you what I mean. Wars are called by the affluent but largely fought by the offspring of the ‘common’ people. Who gets killed mostly? The answer is self-evident. Who constitutes the rank and file of all military and paramilitary bodies? Again, the question answers itself. Speaking of the last case, let me dwell only briefly on the Lagos State contraption called Kick Against Indiscipline. For poor shop-less traders scattered all over the state, the fear of these KAI tin gods is now the beginning of wisdom. The same goes for officers of the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority, except that in their case their worshippers are drivers on Lagos roads. This also calls to mind the way in which commercial bus drivers go out of their way to reserve front seats for free-riding police officers and soldiers. As ‘powerful’ people, these men and women must be courted for kingly favours.

Of this lot, however, the activities of KAI officials ‘deserve to be singled out for utter condemnation. Following a cocktail of laws lately served to Lagosians, overzealous KAI officials have now become more than a nuisance to the economic interests of fellow Lagosians in misery. There is no doubt that the KAI officer, in his miserably drab uniform and hungry mien, is no different from the indigent mother of six whose ware of tomatoes or poultry he has just kicked into the gutter. Presumably on the orders of a ‘reforming’ governor? Wise is the slave who when sent on an errand discharges himself like a freeborn. And for the police officer or soldier: Is he not the one called in to tear-gas or shoot at people protesting legitimately against governmental or corporate iniquity? Thirty-four black South African miners in one fell swoop! Yet he lives in near penury among the same people whom his line of duty compels him to attack. His poor take-home is used as excuse for his gross corruption. Yet with two degrees, one has been without a decent income for upwards of two years, but a cowardly Nigerian state takes no notice. Because one refuses to take to arms? Meanwhile, militants are receiving fat dollar cheques just as Boko Haramists continue to inspire fear in the mind of the ‘powerful’.

Let’s look again from another angle. Gentrification. And a bulldozer driver is called into action.

Of course, he’s a poor man not a titled man of property and big business. How does he feel running that monster through the houses of people with whom he ought to feel an affinity? Does he wear a grin of infantile mischievousness while bulldozing his way through? Is he in fact Esu‘s excited errand boy? What about the motley crowd of ‘tax collectors’ unleashed on Lagos road users and traders all in the name of generating revenue and creating jobs for repulsive party thugs? As a pack of hyenas rip their prey apart from limb to limb, these agberos and tax agents squeeze the last naira out of their hapless victims. Their boss has to live large at all costs. Again, at the workplace, the poor are unable to rise beyond their primitive instinct for survival.

Consequently, rather than demand fairer wages from their master, they ruin time by bickering among themselves as each man plots to get into the boss’s good books. Althusser was dead right on ideology. It is the imaginary relationship of individuals to their real conditions of existence.

When the poor attack one another, the truculent party manages to trick himself into the illusion that he is powerful. But nothing could be farther from the truth. Yet how are we to help the ghetto landlord realise that in the larger scheme of things, he’s really no different from his one-roomed tenant? Or the bribery-bred lowly civil servant that the extorted never gives with a prayerful heart? But let these examples suffice for the moment.

Insofar as I have this unsimple understanding of the phenomenon in question, I am surely no poor man. Earlier, I had renounced my mental membership of society’s sorely abused class, and my material movement away from the throng must now follow. Yet in speaking thus, I’m anxious not to be misunderstood or to give offence. Like Fanon, I take the light into which I have come not as a destination but as only the beginning of a journey towards helping to bring about a more humane world. In this respect, the call must now appear long overdue for the emergence of a New Left coalition. For too long this melange of alternative traditions has allowed the Neo-Liberal lie of a so-called end of history to thrive so much that it has almost become a grand narrative. To halt this disastrous advance should be the most urgent task of our age. And Fanon has clearly shown the way.



by •Adedara, a postgraduate student at the University of Lagos



How true this is, i have always postulate this theory about poor people in Nigeria.

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Above is cliche from Mitchele Obamas speech at the democratic nite. what is your take

why do you want to get married so quickly,I don't know your age, but it is good a lady gets a job before marriage because employers will surely discriminate against u. Furthermore, it all depend on your husband, is he very buoyant financially, to be able to take care of all your needs without complaining? what is his temperament level, cos when the chips are down, madam that is when you will understand men. Remember, anytime he doesn't have money you don't have either. you have to depend on him for every kobo you want to spend, ladies paraphernalia, money to your siblings your folks e.t.c.

But not so bad, you may decide to not get pregnant immediately after marriage and mount pressure to get a job or let him set you up in a small business if you have business acumen. I was once there for about 5years of my marriage, my sister u need a very mature hussy and Gods prayer.


But consider everything prayerfully, I wish you well.

100 Orgasms a Day: One Woman's Agonizing Medical Disorder

31 Aug 2012
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Orgasms aren't always welcome, especially when they can be triggered by a gesture as innocent as a pat on the back


THE HUFFINGTON POST

If the idea of an endless stream of orgasms sounds blissful, think again. A New Jersey woman, who climaxes around a 100 times a day, thanks to a rare medical condition, says that even the slightest jostle can trigger an orgasm, effectively making her life a living hell. Here, a concise guide to her bewildering case:

What is this rare disorder?

Doctors diagnosed Kim Ramsey, 44, with Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder, or PGAD. Ramsey, a nurse and recent U.K. transplant, reports that even the tiniest movement can bring her to climax — and it's not nearly as enjoyable as it sounds. "Trains, driving, and even housework start the reaction," she tells Britain's The Sun. "Other women wonder how to have an orgasm — I wonder how to stop mine." The crippling, persistent orgasms leave her in pain, exhausted, and unable to carry on normal relationships with men.

How did she develop PGAD?

Doctors suspect that the syndrome was likely triggered in 2001, when Ramsey fell down a flight of stairs. The theory is that this accident led, over a period of years, to the formation of a Tarlov cyst on her spine, at the point at which a woman's orgasm originates. Ramsey first experienced problems in 2008, after having sex with a new boyfriend. "I had constant orgasms for four days" afterward, she says. "I thought I was going mad." She tried everything in her power to stop them, from sitting on frozen peas to doing squats — all to no avail.

Have other patients been diagnosed with PGAD?

Yes. Though diagnoses are quite rare, doctors think PGAD affects thousands of women, and that sufferers may simply be unwilling to speak up out of shame or embarrassment. And while the potential causes of PGAD remain unknown — surely, not every patient falls down the stairs — a 2008 study looking at 18 women diagnosed with the condition determined that the majority of them first experienced it during early menopause, says The Huffington Post. One woman who detailed her battle with PGAD in a 2009 post on Boing Boing said the condition was completely unrelated to her sex drive. "Watching sex scenes does nothing for me," she says, "but the other day, when a friend put his hand on my back, I found it really hard to contain a screaming orgasm."

Is there a cure?

A few women have been able to overcome PGAD with experimental treatments like shock therapy, physical therapy, and/or anti-anxiety drugs such as duloxetine. However, it's unclear if any of those treatments will solve Ramsey's problem.

Good day,

Please does the school offer a part postgraduate course in EConomics and where can i get info on requirements, i have a 2.2 in b.sc.ed economics.

Cheers