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Prognose:
I was scanning through all the comments here to see if anyone noticed it. How can you have ecchymoses without swelling? It's actually not funny. That thing on her face is obviously not blood. But the media mob is out and the man has been condemned as usual before his side of the story has been heard.

Exactly, I zoomed in and zoomed in, maybe my eyes were not seeing clearly enough, zoomed in to maximum zooming trying to look for signs of SWELLING. I mean you can't be pummeled that much and have that level of inflamed skin without heavy SWELLING . The zooming in shows it is lipstick.

Anyway, according to Legend, it is said that 10,000 years after, I'm still looking for the "swelling"

Neoteny:
Is your 10mb exhausted again, broke boy?

Have been refreshing my page for ages to see whether you've finally come up with some clever insult beyond the broken record you've been playing for days.

Try and sell another LED shiit to buy some data, that's if it's not a choice between feeding and cussing.

Keep refreshing you this dead brain deranged fool. I already know your life is worthless and meaningless, a total waste. But out of my kind heart and generosity, I have finally given your pathetic miserable wretched life a meaning, to be a 24/7 Nairaland page refresher , instead of you to continue being a notorious armed robber that you are. That's why you are super excited, a wretched frustrated brain dead fool like you thinks he has finally found a mission in life, you finally have something to do with your worthless miserable life apart from being an armed robber criminal . On the news, they caught some of your criminal gang members that escaped from prison yesterday. They will soon catch you too this unrepentant criminal. Your evil days as a Boko Haram killer bandit is over

I know what blood looks like and I know what lipstick looks like. When she is ready to tell the truth, she should clean the lipstick from her face first. I'm not falling for this bullshit story. But as usual, media trial will crucify the man without even examining anything. It is only in Nigeria that everything is upside down, even in domestic matters where by some rubbish fake media trial, "a man is GUILTY until proven innocent". No, he is innocent until proven guilty and this charade she put up is not proof, it is lipstick makeup. Rubbish!

Neoteny:
Teehee broke bastard is still ranting that he got called out as a failing scammer.



Why don't you stop scamming people with your smalltime business and start selling meaningful items, you piece of shiit.

the pathetic ranting of a worthless deranged armed robber that is a Boko Haram member means nothing. Nobody takes a lowlife wretched miserable criminal like you serious. You keep exposing how much of a brain dead fool you are, and it's laughable . Everyone knows I'm not a Boko Haram criminal like you. The Nigerian army will soon catch you inside the jungle you're hiding like a wasted diseased sewer rat

PM News gathered that the duo were seen together on Saturday last week drinking a popular Seagra gin after which they left for a party where they also drank energy-boosting alcoholic drink.

Investigative clues: Gin + energy drink + sex

Analysis: gin can cause heartburn and energy drinks increases blood pressure, while sex causes fatigue and irregular heartbeats

Probable cause of death = high blood pressure, heart failure with possible choking asphyxiation

Conclusion: gin + energy drink + sex = deadly combination

Neoteny:
There you are!

You finally sold a LED lamp to get enough money to feed and buy your habitual 10mb to come on here and make a fool of yourself, eh, you broke bastard?

Your tears of pain water my mirth.

Just like Trump, you're a demented and dimwitted broke loser.

You're the world's dumbest armed robber with a lobotomized dead brain. Your daftness is so legendary, in short, nobody in this world can measure up to how miserably useless a bloody deranged fool like you is. That's how totally hopeless you are. Like I told you before, your life is worthless and meaningless. Keep wailing you this homeless vagabond wretched fool that was born a failure and born to fail, a failed armed robber with a worthless life, while I keep counting money . You were born a failure, born to fail, a failed armed robber, that's why your pathetic life is so miserable .

Neoteny:
Hehe the little bastard is pained he got called out for:

1. Pretending he's an American

2. Selling cheap Chinese wares to sustain his pitiful and pathetic lies.

The fact that you're a flashlight seller makes me take you even less serious.

Broke and pretentious bastard.

Armed robber like you that was born in a baby factory is talking about bastard, Kikikiki , look in the mirror and you will see the biggest lowlife bastard in existence. You are just a waste of space, a good for nothing, empty, miserable wretched worthless fool, your pathetic life is totally meaningless You were born a miserable worthless fool, you live like a miserable worthless fool and you will die as a miserable worthless fool. Enjoy your wretched life of unending misery

Veey good!

Neoteny:
See infantile insults

You're as uncreative as you're Foolish. But then again what does one expect from a tediously dull fellow?

Avoid US politics because you're a nobody and stick to your cheap LED lights, scumbag.

Get out of my face you this abominable lowlife worthless cretin. I'm attending to decent people right now, when I'm done, I will have time to let a bloody fool like you to lick my shoes. But if you try to pick my pocket like the miserable criminal armed robber that you are, you will end up in jail again

sharpillo:
Come to Rivers State Ahoada dem plenty

Wawu! Congratulations on your marriage

sharpillo:
Great and lovely Nairalanders I greet you all.

My name is MC Sharpillo and i am happy so to announce to you all that I have finally found my missing rib and we are getting married soon.

Please celebrate with me as I tie the knot with my pretty, sexy, beautiful and lovely damsel, my sunshine with natural blue eyes.

Check out our pre-wedding photos and invitation below.

Please send us gifts, sweet wishes and blessings.

Thanks

So you had a girlfriend or fiancee with blue eyes all this while and you couldn't tell us in Romance Section till marriage time? Nawa oh. How come me I never jam black girl with blue eyes before?

Very good! But the FG should repatriate the funds back to those he stole it from abroad. If they keep the money, then they are THIEVES too. Because Abacha stolen money abroad was returned to Nigeria too, and FG should do the same.

Neoteny:
Cheap flashlight peddler, common scammer!



E pain am

For 2 days now this broke punk can't sleep

Your pain nourishes me

You this useless hopeless lowlife armed robber continue wasting away your wretched meaningless life till you end up in Edo maximum prison again, like the worthless good-for-nothing miserable dead brain bloody fool that you are Your bottomless misery is entertaining

Na Chelsea get the UCL this season, anybody that face Chelsea is finished. Up Blues

Look at a special adviser to Bayelsa Governor. Which type of special advice will this one be giving the Governor now?

Chelsea is winning the UCL this season.

Some people are just too evil; wickedness is in their blood. May God continue to have mercy on me

Nice format. He wants to collect his own share too. They will give him brown envelope. Season 2 continues after the commercial break

Neoteny:
Obvious sign you're a jobless and useless buffoon: sitting around on your idle ass composing that pointless torrent above, and even worse thinking I'll read it

Why can't you come to grips with the fact that you're a nobody who's severely deluded?

Sure you can take an interest in American politics, but going off on a wild tangent frothing at the mouth about deep state and cheating and stealing as if you've a horse in the race is not just embarrassingly nonsensical even for you, but outright insane

You're not an American voter, you're not in the US, you've never been to the US, you'll never be in the US. You're just a hallucinating little piece of cruddy shiit with exaggerated sense of self.

Oh, and you also are a thief.

Is that the work I gave you this wasted hopeless wretched frustrated fool to do ? How long will you continue to be a useless worthless nobody with an inconsequential existence, a total good-for-nothing waste of space. I finally gave your miserably pathetic worthless life a meaning, and you finally have 1 thing to cling onto, the excitement is overwhelming for you, I can totally understand that , but you still chose to continue being a useless dead brain fool. You want to go back to armed robbery and being an armed robber again?

Duncan I agree with you. But as a personal policy, it's not my business how you spend your money. If you like, buy mansion in Banana Island for your wife or girlfriend while your mother is living inside face me I slap you, na you and your God get palava. He no consign me. My own be say, in 2Pac's voice, "Ain't no woman alive that can take my momma's place..."

Congratulations OP . I like your outfits in the first and second picture: very simple, classy and complementary colors. Also your wife's "glass" shoes is very elegant. Reminds me of the Disney Cinderella story. Seems you as a proverbial prince have found your Cinderella . Good luck to you both. Wish you everything wonderful you wish yourself and marriage X 1 billion

Neoteny:
Funny how your so-called "smart dispenser" seems smarter than your third grade brain. All you seem to specialize in, besides spewing trash, is peddling cheap shit.

I still can't stop laughing at your self-delusion that you're an American trumptard: you, a common, nondescript, inconsequential, useless, petty, unknown piece of scum scammer scurrying about in the dust and dirt hawking Chinese crap

Kai, laughter won't kill me!

I can just imagine your scrawny putrid face screaming "Joe Biden lost and the Deep State stole the election from Trump, and they'll pay for it blah blah"

Assholic asswipe

Ps: "Shit-ass solar lamp for 30k! It has colored LED lights and sings in mandarin! Wow your neighbors with my crap. I need the money"

Keep it up you this lowlife fool, your bottomless misery is very entertaining . It must be very exciting for you to have finally found a purpose in your pathetic worthless life . I have finally given your life a meaning beyond being a wasted inconsequential dead brain fool. Be useful for once in your destitute miserable life and market my products very well, ok? I have another round of shipment coming in by January. No time to waste. Currently in stock are: smart soap dispensers, smart solar LED lights, 30" industrial fans, photocatalytic electric mosquito killers, UV disinfectant and loads of other gadgets. You don't have to be a wasted pathetic lobotomized dead brain miserable fool that ends up as a armed robber in jail. Get to work. I know my dog is smarter than you, and I know you're too dumb of a fool to achieve anything worthwhile, but at least try and surprise yourself positively for once in your inconsequential existence. There you go, I have just saved you from being a useless fool forever You're welcome. Sometimes, even an armed robber and a chronic criminal can be lucky to get a second chance. Don't waste this chance oh, or you will be a totally finished fool

Neoteny:
Petty crook leave American politics and face your scam business.

There's quality Chinese product, and there's the version intended for smalltime crooks such as your humble dirty self.

Scammer

This hopeless FOOL with a dead brain just keeps talking thrash after thrash. A lie told 1 million times doesn't make it true. You are just clutching on your rabid delusions like a drowning man at sea A clean hand fears no false accusations, nor can I ever be intimidated by such. Where is your evidence of scam, has anyone ever in this entire world, not just Nigeria alone, been able to tender any evidence or prove any claim of fraud against me ? You can't find, search the whole world, you won't even find 1 single case that I ever did any fraudulent business. Impossible! But if they check you well now, who knows, you might probably be an armed robber sef or one of those criminals that escaped from Edo maximum prison

Neoteny:
Small time crook, go and peddle your chinko products

We're not in the same league

You got called out trying to live a fake life because you're obviously not satisfied with the little speck of dust you call your life, you're puffing up in pretend rage.

You're a pathetic misery.

Fukk you and your cheap solar lamps

Of course we're not in the same league; I'm not a frustrated inconsequential low IQ fool like you. Even inside the best places in America, there are "Chinko" products there and even inside Ask Rock, there are "Chinko" products there. But even the worst "Chinko" product in the world has more value than you

Neoteny:
That's your tool for wanking off?



You're seriously useless

"Buy cheap cars"

Everything about you is cheap and shady

Sure sign of a loser! Just like your idol Trump

Like I said and you keep proving over and over, you are a low IQ FOOL. Let me explain to you this dullard, the word "Cheap" is relative, it means compared to other seller's prices, mine is lower than average market price. Even the cheapest one among those "cheap brand new 2020 cars", an inconsequential fool like you can never afford it

Neoteny:
smart solar led lights, 30k

Wow you're not just an idiot, you're a petty crook as well.

30k for your Chinese nonsense. Thief.

Mr. Deplorable

Mr Foolish is back, yayyyy! But why now, why would you have low IQ and be a compulsive liar at the same time? Your previous comment didn't say smart solar lights. If not that I already quoted it, I'm pretty sure your discombobulated pathologically lying crybaby self would have edited it and claimed otherwise. This is your previous comment: "Meanwhile... buy smart dispenser, 30k....". Is smart dispenser and smart solar lights the same thing? Can you now see how correct I was when I said that my dog is smarter than you? Nawa!

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