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I just hope there are no dangerous side effects. We can't be solving one big problem and creating another one

DOA. It cannot work unless we just wan dey deceive ourselves. May God help us all. Anyway OP, edit your post 2m is not equal to 5ft

AlhajaChinyere:
Awuu!

That told me you are not a Biafran.

Lol, you no understand . LAGOSIANS what is your profession? Awwwwuuuuuu! We ready to fight for our Lagos, to fight Coronavirus, to fight for our lives. Battle starts on Monday. And let me tell you I'm a Lagosian FIRST before anything. What Lagos has given me in my life, Biafra has not given me.. Na the woman wey pikin suck him breast he dey first call Mama. Na Lagos breast i suck grow. Until i get America visa, Lagos is my country. I thank my ancestors for coming here.

I pray for the peace, security and prosperity of Lagos, for in its peace we have peace. Come rain, come sun, come fire, come flood, come coronavirus, come anything, I no dey run go anywhere. We fight for Lagos, we bleed for Lagos, We live for Lagos, We turn up for Lagos, We protect Lagos, We build Lagos because Lagos is my Lagos, this Lagos is home, even if Nigeria scatter even if Nigeria divide 1000 places, Na on top this Lagos we go still continue our barracks. Lagos is my Country, Lagos is my identity. May God continue to bless the greatest Land in Africa! Coronavirus Lagos no dey fear you. Na you go JAPAaaaaaa. We are the place where the sky, ocean, and earth meet and become one. I don't know about outsiders oh, but No Lagos blood go die of Coronavirus... Awuuu!!!!! God is with Lagos, God is on our side. Lagos will win.

joceey:
[s]Isaac married Rebecca his cousin
Esau married his cousin
Jacob married two of his cousins

Do you read your Bible at all?
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Yes, i read the Bible and everything you said is a LIE

Till today, since 1999 civilian rule started, OBJ government remains the best of all the useless governments that have come and gone. Yes, OBJ government had many flaws but it is by far the best of them all. Same price oil is selling NOW is the same price it sold when OBJ was in power yet he performed better than all these other useless governments combined, especially this ZOohari government that is the worst civilian government in Nigerian history. During OBJ time we know what the naira to dollar exchange was, around 1/3 LESS of what it is today, and he got our foreign debt of billions of dollars cancelled, foreign investors were rushing Nigeria like gold, he built a strong economy that international bodies were eager to invest in, Dangote blow like mad, Music industry blow, commerce blow, agriculture blow, telecoms blow, everything start to gather momentum. I'm sure if Nigerians had seen the future and had known it would be as terrible as this Zoohari government, Nigerians would have approved it for the Senate to keep OBJ in power for 8 terms sef, he would have done far better than this one that loves cows more than human beings. OBJ practiced federal character to the core, he carried every region along, not like this one that is the most tribalistic government we have ever seen in this country.

IMF never give loans without DEVALUING the currency of their borrower. Zoohari government is about to fulfill their campaign promise of making $1 = N1 [ -K- ] naira

afroniger:
I can only imagine how many people will be arrested in Lagos for violating the same rule when the lockdown is lifted.

dem go arrest dem go tire. shey dem want arrest. na dem go tire.

Kingsleyyx:
I love my wife but I have been hurting her for years. In fact I had make her look like a devil in the eyes of my parents and siblings. I will not hide any truth from you because right now, I am trying to find a solution on how to win my wife's heart back.

I womanize a lot. I have a particular side chick that my wife is even aware of down our street. I love this girl with the whole of my heart. Anytime am with her I feel contented. I sponsored her through school with her younger brother and I also set up a provision store for her mum. I so much love this girl and infact I stopped having numerous chicks because of her. She is everything a man can wish for. She pampered me like a baby and she is an expert on how to sex a man and make him draw spits. I invested alot on this lady and never cared for the mother of my children.

The first and the last time I beat my wife was the day she called my girlfriend to insult her and I was with the girl that night. She put it on speaker. I went home and beat my wife blue black. Though I regretted my action and apologized to her.

Since then I didn't hide my extramarital affair from my wife. My girl will call and I will speak freely in the presence of my wife. She won't say pim. I wanted this girl to be pregnant but she just wouldn't be.

After, I started frustrating my wife so that she can leave the house and the girl can move in, but no matter what I did to my wife, she will never talk. I stopped having sex with her and and she never for once complained. I started taking my girlfriend to family function in place of my wife, still my wife was not affected. I siezed her shop key and gave to this girl as her graduation gift. My wife did not talk and she didn't leave my house. I planned all evils but she wasn't affected by it.

This my side chick is now pregnant with another man's. I have threatened her to abort the baby that I will forgive her and marry her, but she said am too old for her. When she and her family was collecting and spending my money, she didn't know that I am too old then.

Now am tired of fighting for someone that can never be mine. I want to face what's mine. Can you imagine that I just realised that my first born will write WAEC this year. Am so ashamed of my self. My wife has become so old and very slim. I wanted to hug her, but I don't know where to start from. It's been years we last had a physical body contact. We don't even sleep in the same room. The kids are looking at me like a stranger. I can't even crack jokes with them.

Please help me, how do I start and what should I do to win my family love back? I promise to do whatever you tell me to.

Thank God your eyes don open. Side chicks are a waste of money and time. Anyway, to your main question. You want to win your wife back, where do you start from? You start from the very beginning and give her back the first thing you took from her which is THE DIGNITY OF BEING YOUR WIFE! Then you need to call her aside, alone together and talk some real talk with her, all the mistakes you made, and how that your eyes have opened and you realize your mistakes, and apologize for treating her bad all this while and appreciate her for not repaying you evil with evil. tell her she is an angel and God sent in your life, that you want her back and you're ready to be the man she once fell in love with and married, and ready to commit to your family. But don't just talk alone, after talking back it up with action. Show her care, buy her gifts, take her out for dinner, setup her business again, and spend more time with your children. God will do the rest. You have an amazing wife. Don't throw the diamond away for the piece of shit oloshos out there.

My opinion is based only on simple observation, no scientific research was done before anyone start asking me to provide statistics. Ah No Get!!!

1. Okada business
Before lockdown, Okada business took a major downfall due to government ban. But ever since lockdown started, Okada business is booming again. Right now they are cashing out even maybe higher than the time when there was no ban, due to demand and supply factors.

2. Supermarket
Supermarkets fall under ESSENTIAL SERVICES category, so they have been opened all through this period saving people's lives from hunger. Supermarket business is seriously booming right now. Sales turnover is at an all time high. Supermarket owners are smiling to the bank. Cashing out big time. One supermarket worker told me where she works each cashier was selling over 1million per day, and that is even morning shift staff oh, they still have evening shift that starts around 4pm till 9pm. I wish I had a supermarket

3. Pharmacy
Another essential services and so they are OPEN. People are rushing to buy medicines to put their health in order in case of incasity. All the pharmacies I have been to this period, the pharmacists are always happy and smiling and treating you with their best behavior. Because business is booming

4. Food market
These ones are just chopping money back to back. Food is the new cocaine, or the new oil, because it has suddenly dawned on everybody that they can survive without going to work for 1 month but they can't survive without food. Food is the new wife, the latest side chick everybody dey pursue like kilode. Food market sellers have jacked their prices up but for where, people still the rush them. In fact, the market for my side, their slogan no is "Na dem dey rush us". If your girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife is a food market seller, you don't know the miracle God has done for you.

5. Courier / Delivery
These guys just dey cash out like say there's no tomorrow. Back to back, front to front they are landing BIG money day and night. Before lockdown, Lagos traffic dey frustrate things, something of 10 trips they might manage to do only 4. But now, is like OPEN HEAVENS don reach their hand. The road is as free as the sky. Back to back movement in record time. Whether is it Okada or mini bus or van or truck or trailer, delivery business people in Lagos have never had a working environment this good. They are cashing out left, right and center!


God has really blessed all the business owners in this category with Covid-19 lockdown

AkuOlisa:
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Can you please quote where the Bible said the earth is 6000 years ?

We are waiting

He said according to BIBLE SCHOLARS, not bible so to speak. Some bible scholars are of the opinion that the earth is about 6,000 years +- old, basing their calculation to like saying Jesus died about 2000 years ago, then trying to work or calculate back the date with the various civilizations that were recorded to have been existing before Jesus came, trying to estimate how long each lasted and push it up all the way to Abraham time etc, but the thing is before Abraham, time frame or references to time passing is vvery sketchy and almost non-existent. And besides even from the Bible it can be deduced that the HUMAN BEINGS OF TODAY ARE NOT THE FIRST OR ONLY HUMANS THAT EVER WALKED OR LIVED ON THIS PLANET. And science also catches a glimpse of this, with their theory of human evolution. So d koko is that there's so much about human history that we are BLANK about, especially the humans that lived in the world during the dinosaur era, or the humans that lived in the world post-Garden of Eden era. And the humans that lived in the world before God made Adam and Eve in a new world. Even this Earth is not the first Earth. So much mystery dey dis life abeg. What we know is infinitesimal small compared to what we don't know. But knowing that God exists is the fundamental proof of intelligence. If you are not even smart enough to figure out that it's true God exists, then such people are the biggest fools in existence.

DrBrainstorm:
Acoording to Bible scholars, the Earth is about 6000yrs old. God works of Creation started and was completed in 7days. But what if they were not actually days? What if it spanned over a million years?
Carbon dating has made us to know that the Earth is far more than 6000 years old.
Anyways, what do I know?

Psalm 90:4 For in Your sight a thousand years are but a day that passes, or a watch of the night. "A day" referenced here is 12 hours. The new testament also spoke of a similar thing, when it was talking about the 2nd coming of Christ. So Science or carbon dating is correct, the world is several billion years old, and that actually makes sense when you consider the physical evidences on ground. But it also points to the fact that the way we view time or calculate time is not the same way the eternal God views time

Very stupid thing to have done. Why leak a speech papers? Is it Buhari that wrote it. I don't like Zoohari government but this kind of behavior is anti-Nigeria, irresponsible and stupid.

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QueeenKKfire:
I need an urgent answer please.

it depends on how the baby was born. CS and normal delivery no be same time frame

FemiOyewoleGCFR:
Mr be criticising governor there , by 2023 better contest for the same position and be bulldozed out of the race from fear.

Baba if you sponsor me i go run for Governor, no be mouth 4 years Lagos go turn to New York. Na lagos blood dey ma body, I love my state dieee

EcoBrick:
Are you suggesting that he could have singlehandedly shut down the borders he has no control over? Please be reasonable na. Politics is not madness. No state governor in Nigeria could have done anything about those international borders, be it land, sea or air, and you know that without the cooperation of the FG.

I'm suggesting to you that they had the chance to put serious pressure on the Zoohari FG to close the borders AND do compulsory 14 days isolation for anyone entering the country from abroad. They could have built a quarantine center right there at the Lagos airport, even if na with covered tents like the type some event centers and churches use.. If they had used the same sense that they used in forming Amotekun to pressure the devils in Abuja, Lagos for no have 1000 cases by now, na few cases they will have and those few will be in isolation center without chance of infecting others and causing community spread, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, Lagos would not be having community spread right now, because community spread that is happening is the biggest problem about this coronavirus now. You know your state, you know how Lagos life be say he hard to keep Lagos person siddon for wan place for too long. We lagos people, we like waka, we like hustle, we like to take our destiny in our own hands, we like to keep fighting till the last breath, we have a bold spirit, even in the face of danger, we go still take risks, and most of all we like to socialize among ourselves, we can't go a day without mingling. How do you manage community spread in a society like that? So they should never have let it get to that point, especially because we had enough time to prepare and take precautions and close shop. We saw how the virus was dealing with advanced countries and people with the best public healthcare systems were dying like Christmas chicken everyday. But no, mumu guys were queuing behind Zoohari team, forming solidarity with enemies in disguise that don't have their best interests at heart. They were singing FG tune, people that return should self isolate, they should observe social distance yen yen yen yen, as if we don't know how Lagos is. Every market is jampacked with human traffic, what of public transport, people dey packed together like sardines, church and mosque nkor, everywhere dey full cuz Lagos na very religious city, government office nko, na over population, private companies even pass government own, everybody dey hustle. They mismanged the whole thing. Now it has cost the state dearly. How much did Zoohari give them N10billion, money that is chicken change for LASG. On a normal level, that N10billion, LASG go make am in 1 week or few days sef. The money they have lost is far bigger than the hopeless 10billion buhari gave them. Do you think if someone like Wike (or even Fashola sef) was the current governor of Lagos that they will open their 2 eyes down and let Buhari turn their state to Wuhan? Wike for don para like mad, open eyes, tear speaker, do broadcast upon broadcast that FG wants to destroy his state that's why they refused to close border early, that they want Coronavirus to come and finish the peole.... by the time he pressure them like that for one week, they will adjust and comply. But our own Sanwo was busy dancing to FG tune, forming good boy till over 100 cases before Buhari do lockdown. I think him eyes don clear now bah

Southwest Governors are still jonsing themselves but with one solid move, Zoohari and his cabal effectively has crippled their ambition for presidency in 2023. I believe it was intentional that they kept the border window open long enough for the virus to enter the Southwest, knowing fully well that Lagos is the major gateway to this country. And from Lagos the thing will penetrate the south but thank God governors in the SE and SS were quick to shut their doors. Only a quick cure from America can save the Southwest now. Because there's no way the region can mobilize it's resources and manpower to fight Covid-19 and fight for presidency at the same time. Buhari played a fast one on them. One month already and see how much billions in critical revenue Lagos has lost because of the Coronavirus. And that commissioner and health minister were just giving Governor Sanwo fake hope that they were prepared and can handle it. 1000 patients same people that were boasting the virus is nothing, they are prepared, they can handle it, yen yen yen, they are already crying they are struggling for bed space. Thank God Lagos Governor is waking up now. May God give you the wisdom and grace to navigate Lagos from this problem but next time just knkow that the North FG is not your friend. Dem b enemies in disguise.

Na now your day dey break bah? Ok oh, good morning Mr. Governor. Mtchwwwwwww. He dey hard me to believe say this Sanwo Olu na Lagos blood, cuz if he was a real Lagos boy, he should have developed certain natural instincts that only Lagos life can give you in this world, instinct that make you sharp you can know gala that expired within 3 seconds inside hold up even if they put fake expiry date on it, instinct that can make you know say babe na runs girl even if she dress like deeper life or wear hijab 24/7. Sanwo Olu na butter Governor, he be like na for Ikoyi or VI he grow up. Buhari wan spoil your Governorship something you no sabi anything, na now you dey wake up after he don pour sand for your garri finish

dederocs:
na dederocs and dederocs family go die

Be careful what you wish for yourself

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noziz:

He obeyed na, d foot dey inside

They have not even reached 1000 cases yet, and they already struggling with bed space, in a state that has over 30 million people inside. What will now happen when cases (God forbid, God forbid) reach 50,000? In a few weeks we will know whether the decision to ease lockdown in Lagos on May 4th is the biggest mistake ever made in Nigeria. Now it's bed space, later it will be equipment, later it will be shortage of medical personnel. But let it not come out from my mouth. When the time comes, they will speak for themselves. Let me shut up.

maysimsimple:
Why abscond

Fear! People don't trust their own government and that's a shame to the government in Nigeria. They need to change their ways and build better relations with the people they are governing, instead of acting like wild lions and treating the people like the prey they hunt down to destroy everyday.

Which kind aides the governor get? They should have verified the governor's account with Twitter. Imagine a whole governor of Edo state tweeting official state matters from an unverified handle. That's how they give chance to scammers to impersonate their account because nothing to show or differentiate the official account from fake ones. May God bless the governor and people of Edo state.

Chaiii!!!!! Southwest una see wetin your romance with Buhari dey cause una? C as almajiri dey threaten una on top your land.

I think he was boasting before that he doesn't need face masks when attending to coronavirus patients, that the virus can't travel far distance in the air. Him eye don clear now. That's what happens when you deceive yourself that this virus is not airborne. Wish him speedy recovery! May God have great mercy on me too.

The officer who put 80% of Nigeria's criminal masterminds behind bars. The police investigator that makes kidnappers run from pillar to post. The hero cop that gave hardened criminals sleepless nights, the future IGP of nigeria, congrats to you. I join you to say to God be the glory, amen! May you live long to do better exploits and keeping our communities safe from devil people of the underworld

Bethel4Life:
I have noticed one thing.. Those from south have shut up their mouths to d nepotism going on in thiis administration...

because it will be PAY BACK TIME when the south gets power in 2023. No need to talk again, let them do their worst. God punish any baskard southerner that talks about federal character when the south get power again. we don't need such betrayers in our midst.

timsucess:
Was the borders of Lagos not closed?
Why the numerical increase?
Lockdown was never the answer

Closed when? Was it not after community spread was already happening, after they let the virus in with free passport

Issokay! My own be say how many people dem arrest for Tinubu CSO burial? LASG and double standard is like amala and ewedu.

Coronavirus cases are about to explode. And transfer of cash from one person to another will be the major source of transmission. I just pray to God America produces a cure very very soon.