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Fast shipping!!! As quick as 15 days ....and maximum of 25 days

Fast shipping!!! As quick as 15 days ....and maximum of 25 days

Fast shipping!!! As quick as 15 days ....and maximum of 25 days

Maryjane001:
Lagos government can't deny that that aren't aware of this. All bus drivers are required to own this particular type of waste basket else your vehicle would be seized by the FRSC and a heavy fine would be placed on you for not complying.
The worst is that they sell this particular kind of basket amongst themselves. Price is about #3000 - #4500. They even give you receipt for buying and you have to renew it every year. They change the colour of the waste basket every year so every bus owner has to comply. This year's own is exactly the one shown above - colour blue
Na wa for this kind yeye Lagos government, imagine them denying something that happens on their roads on a daily basis.

lol, that's Lagos govt for you, the more you look the less you see . Maybe Sanwo Olu didn't get the memo yet, they will soon call him to one corner to let him know those boys are their boys and they will cover up d case, business extortion continues

Mutemenot:
They aren't fake, the state government is fully aware of their activities . Infact almost all the states in Nigeria uses such tax force to settle their political touts ..

exactly, political touts stooges aka local government council boys that they use to snatch ballots during elections etc, then they compensate them by allowing them to extort the public with undercover govt backing.

cdm4live:
Should I quit now or invite her over.

invite her over if you're still interested. But don't rush it. Try to build some emotional tension first.

vindisick:
I have a girl i met last week Sunday. I told her i am only interested in a serious relationship. Now the issue is that she doesn't return my calls. But when she eventually picks and i ask her about it, she will say she was really busy and apologize for not returning my call. She's also nice to me when we speak on phone. But then she repeats it again. Also, sometimes she reads my Watsapp message and hardly replies. Normally, I should have deleted her number and completely avoided her but now I am confused about this cos she still apologises and give me reason of being really busy with work. She's a nurse. I don't like wasting my time if it's not worth it. Can someone really advice me?

Mistake #1:

I told her i am only interested in a serious relationship.

You just met her and you're already rushing things. Even if a serious relationship is what you're after, it was too soon to declare to her. You can't just assume things in one direction, you have to consider all angles. Not every girl wants a serious relationship, some just want a fling, some their freedom want to explore, some are undecided etc for reasons best know to her. So assuming she's the type that doesn't want a serious relationship yet and you're already declaring that's what you want, then she might just axe you straight up, like she cannot come and let u pour sand inside her garri or ruin her parade. There's a saying that, Don't ask a girl whether she has a boyfriend or not, or whether she is single or not, just do your own thing and let her decide whether she is single or not. That is to say, if a guy plays his game well, even if girl has a boyfriend before, she will use her own mouth to declare to the new guy that she is single. Same way, no need to tell a woman you just met you're looking for a serious relationship. Simple you're looking for a relationship is ok, then play your game well, and if she catches your vibes, you won't need to tell her you want things to get serious between the 2 of you, na she go dey halla u that "What are we?", that she wants your relationship to be a committed one etc. And then every woman is similar yet different at the same time. So you have to pay attention to figure out the kind of person you're dealing with. She's a nurse, so her schedule might be a bit tight as per if you text her at odd times, she might leave u hanging for a long time. So get to know what her schedule or shifts at work is like, then you can work out a plan around that to know when you should chat her up, call or drop her messages for later replies etc. But no matter what, don't lose your sense. There's one golden rule about chatting on phone. People will ALWAYS make out time for whoever they truly care about, no matter how busy they are. So if at the end of it she really isn't giving you attention, and always ghosting you, then it means she's not really interested in dating you. If this is the case, then friendzone her before she friendzone you. If you friendzone her first, it might trigger her to react by trying to draw closer to you, cuz like most women can't bear the thought of a guy just putting her in a corner like she's nothing special, So that might draw her back to you, like she wanna know what her offense is or if this guy is crazy or arrogant or d kind of bomb in your head that made you to put her on your bench, instead of starting line up. But if she friendzonebuou first, then see finish don come b dat and she might probably erase any slightest idea of imagination in her mind that she could ever date you. If you want to get it right, as per she's giving you a conflicting stance, then just reset the whole process and start all over again. This time around, pay attention to her and form your strategy based on that

Ok

Someone should please tell this Borrowhari regime that YOU CANNOT TAX YOUR WAY TO PROSPERITY. Prosperity by a country is made by solving problems and innovative productivity

Sixfeetbelle:
Okay. Makes sense

of cuz it does, I wrote it

cdm4live:
You really know how to play with words. If it were to be the single mother that I was with earlier on, I say those words without any fear or anything but with this girl I just don't.
And not that I am too needy either.
Like you said, I should pay more attention to women.

from your write up, I can deduce she's the "normal" type of girls not the hoelosho type. One thing about the normal girls is that if she's having sex with you for the first time, most cases, they want it to be like it was a mistake, unplanned, like she didn't want it but it just happened and it was out of her control etc, that's the alibi they use to counter the guilt they might feel afterwards or to reassure and validate themselves that they aren't a cheap or lose hoe etc. So when you guys got touchy, smooching or whatever, her doubts or fears kicking in by instinct is what made her ask you that, cuz sometimes they have a mental knee jerk reaction to try to stop the sex from happening cuz she's not totally free with you yet. How you handle or react or respond to that knee jerk reaction will determine whether she will want to continue and have s*x with you, or just break off and end the whole show right there. She's asking you why are you not tall while you're touching her is cuz she is already fantasizing how big you are down there. She's thinking oh, I think he might be small down there and might not be worth it, or is he big, so she throws in a very subtle question. Assuming you answered in a way to further heighten her curiosity towards your *** to be a mighty conqueror, she would have continued with you, maybe like 80% chance. So pay better attention to what they say at such times. Because how you respond will determine if you win the prize or not.

Sixfeetbelle:
So if you can get my smartphone, you can figure me out?

You're not catching up fast enough. I don't need your smartphone to figure you out. If I wanted to figure you out, I can just scroll through your social media posts to build a profile about you. But this matter isn't about "figuring you out", this is about getting you laid. Every girl is "attached" to her phone. There's a very strong attachment. Her phone is like her PA, her confidant, her bodyguard, her bestfriend. She spends a lot of time everyday with her phone, she gets a lot of emotional charge through her phone. 95% of the time, if you are gonna have regular access to her, you gotta go through her phone. It's the major access point. Now, for example, a guy meets a girl randomly, maybe he get 5 minutes or less or 10 minutes tops to interact, because she's up and about going somewhere to do something and spending the whole day with a complete stranger is not on her agenda. If he hits the right notes and there's a hint of curiosity or attraction, or interest or a benefit of a doubt (or even if it's just to cut the convo and be on her way), eventually she will give him her house address? NO! Or will she give him her office address? NO! Will she tell him her favorite hangout spot, or tell him her schedule where he can meet up with her on the way again? NO, NO, and NO. She will introduce him to her "bestfriend", which is her phone number! She will give him her number or email etc, which is still smartphone jurisdiction. Then they go their separate ways. Whether or not he's gonna be able to get her laid after that first meeting point, or even get to see her again, build a bond etc, depends on how familiar the guy gets with her "bestfriend" = her smartphone. If he can't win her over through her smartphone, then he won't be able to do it outside of that space. But if he clicks and flows well with her through her "bestfriend" (smartphone), the he can go from bonding with her in a virtual space to making things happen in the physical space etc. For example, if they get to the point where they start talking intimately inside her phone, then there's a 99.99% chance the guy is gonna get her laid in the world outside of her phone.

N120 per day

Wow, just wow, this one is heavy. He kept his word at all costs, literally. May God send you the Gospel before you breathe your last.

cdm4live:
Ha, how I want carry answer this question now?

I come grow see myself like this o. But I tall pass my papa come almost reach my mama for shoulder.

And she told me a dream she had a certain time, she told me this dream the second time she came my house.

She said she saw a very tall pawpwa tree with ripe pawpwa on it. She asked me to plug the pawpwa but I refused then she was looking for a stick but couldn't find.
I initially thought that tall pawpaw tree na tall babe Wey I go get.
I didn't know she was giving me a hint to something. I think I am understanding babes more now. Each word has a deep meaning.

Mr, u missed your chance. She exposed her vulnerability and u couldn't capitalize. Forget all that story about "he's not my type", it's just a distraction, women have been banging "not my type" since thousands of years ago, even as am talking to you now, some girls are somewhere doing the do with "he's not my type", and tonight, many will still do it, and so on. She's not stupid, she was fantasizing in her head when she asked you "why are u not tall". You should have answered like, Cuz my 3rd leg took all the extra height, d guy is tall like NEPA pole....etc, that would have given her more adrenaline rush to her brain, cuz u have sparked her curiosity to think 1,000 thoughts about your 3rd leg, and fantasizing all kinds of sh*t in her mind. From there, u could have hit the bullseye. She gave you a blank cheque and you threw it away. Someone dat u guys were already getting touchy touchy. And u pressed d wrong button and killed her vibe. When u are dealing with females, pay attention to details.

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Sixfeetbelle:
I'm confused. How does best friend and smart phone relate?

your smartphone is your bestfriend.

theophilusj31:
nor vex bro,but I nor see one single sign of sense in this your comment

it's not for everyone to understand. Your mind has to resonating at a woke mental frequency to get it

Sixfeetbelle:
And for girls that don't have best friends, how does this your theory work on them?

which girl in this Nigeria above 18 years will you see that doesn't have a smartphone? I'm not talking about village girls oh. City and urban areas. All of them do, or let's say 97% do. The maybe 3% who don't have are negligible.

Ok

Congratulations to the Greatest footballer of this era

ugbede69:
I would rather choose Raymond reddington

Kikikiki , u missed it. Read the puzzle again, your savior is the guy by the bottom right corner. Don't ask me how I know May God have continue to have mercy on me