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I am happy because this guy will eventually be nailed... Those who live in glass house do not throw stones... This guy will be dealt with either because of the evil he did or because he is on the other side...whichever way, i am satisfied... So far the victim get justice...

PlanetOfApes:
SECOND TRIBUTE TO NWAAMAIKPE
(Warning to any nosy busybody NLander, y’all have populated every surface of this forum since last week like roaches feeding on every COZA threads, and now BBN, posting whatever the fvck you want; this is what I choose to post, if you quote me for no good reason, I will regard you as a nonentity. Mind your fvcking business!)

This is a sequel to the first tribute, I’m writing this second one as a more detailed analysis of Nwaamaikpe posts.
(Note: Everything written about Nwaamaikpe may not be 100% accurate or true for his posts 100% or majority of the time. His earlier posts on this forum might show little variation but at a recent point in time, a more permanent style evolved, his posts reached a plateau where his writing style, intelligence, stupidity, weirdness, philosophy, sense of humour and creativity are all in astounding equilibrium.)
To start with, many people wonder why the works of someone like Da Vinci are so much valued, for instance the Mona Lisa - the reason is, the secrets it conceals and it’s different details that are being unveiled recently. Some things look so ordinary on the surface but when you do a deeper investigation, that is when you start to unveil a new level of uniqueness and peculiarities.
I’m not comparing Nwaamaikpe to Da Vinci in any way nor do I say he’s one special alien, however, he exhibits some traits that are strange.

Fact one: He behaves like a polymath. By this I mean he seem versatile in different skills. It’s easy to see someone who is intelligent or learned or has great sense of humour or very talented in writing or very talented in maths and science and some other things. But to see someone who is all these at the same time is rare. Nwaamaikpe has good writing skill and science skill. I always wonder if he’s into Science or Arts.
Fact two: He behaves like a polymath. This time around I mean, he acts as if he knows everything. Don’t get confused, the previous paragraph is about his skill, this now is about his knowledge. It’s possible you know a lot but may not have the writing or talking skill to express yourself. Skill and knowledge are two different things. Get that.
Most NLanders have their favourite sections they stick to, some stick to politics or romance or religion or two or more sections as the case may be but Nwaamaikpe is always on every thread. Don’t get it wrong here, it’s possible to be on every thread if you want, and post neutral opinions but Nwaamaikpe in his case doesn’t just post neutral opinions; he posts relevant facts, details and information that shows he has a good knowledge of lot of things both in his local environment and the wide world, past or trending. He’s very much informed. One may also wonder how someone so idle that he could spend a lot of time typing things online would also have enough time to keep up with many trending news and events.
In addition, he also knows a lot in the bible and maybe other religious books. How many youths know or have interest in religious book these days? Even some young church officers are not anyway better. How a guy will take interest in religious books (which always look boring to many) is surprising.
But why he is so jobless and idle on itself is another strange thing. During the time he was active here, he was one of the few people who are so idle they could post on almost every thread. I always wonder, have these idle guys already made all the money they want in life? Or they don’t have any other hobby or duty that takes their time or they just choose to waste away their time? Nwaamaikpe is not the only idle guy on NL but he is a very good member of the crew.
Fact three: He behaves like a psycho-polypath: You may not see this word in a dictionary at the same time, it’s not a meaningless word. I created it to describe his weird and strange side. I don’t need to waste time to explain this again, anyone who has read his posts will know he sounds strange and weird. His posts may also sound stupid, outrageous, offensive, extreme and cruel.
Fact four: Imaging, almost everybody just come online to ramble with no stable pattern - yesterday you posted funny smileys; today you wrote something funny and used gifs or pics to make it more funny; tomorrow you wrote your serious opinion; another day, you’re arguing and dragging with someone online; some other times you make your post bold so that everyone will see it. We all post whatever and however we like depending on the mood and topic in the thread, maybe a funny thread, sad thread or argumentative thread but this is not the case of Nwaamaikpe, he most times has one simple, conservative, singular style of posting regardless if the thread is funny or not. He’s composed and organised in his writings. He is not always in haste to write anyhow; not too emotional to post different gifs or smileys; he doesn’t try to sound funny; he doesn’t put his texts in bold so that you can see it; he doesn’t try to make his post look appealing or catch attention. No matter the thread or condition, he will stick to that simple, boring style of his. I always wonder why he doesn’t have the freedom to post like every other human being online especially someone who posts that much? Why is he very strict with his posts? This is very strange.
Fact five: His ironic sense of humour. Like I’ve said above, his posts always seem serious, he doesn’t try to sound funny in any way. Except that most of those serious posts will make you crack your ribs with laughter especially if you understand the gravity of what he’s saying. Many times online you read many funny posts and laugh and click the like button, but it doesn’t go beyond that few seconds. In the case of Nwaamaikpe, if you mistakenly remember some things he wrote days later, it may still crack you up. How does a serious post crack people up more than a funny post?
Fact six: His indirect, sarcastic way of writing. Nwaamaikpe doesn’t write directly sometimes, he employs sarcasm. Sometimes you think he’s saying something but when you read to the end, you discover he’s saying something else. Other times you wait few seconds trying to decode what he’s really saying just like a puzzle.
Fact seven: He is a deep thinker: I believe Nwaamaikpe himself sometimes do not know the gravity of what he writes. Whatever the case maybe, such things he writes are from very deep mind or creativity or philosophy.
In fact, I can continue to list other things but I wouldn’t want this to be unnecessarily long.

He might be aware of some things about himself or not but one thing is, his posts cast light on his rare gift and his keen psyche. Many us don’t like him because of his stupidity and strangeness but one thing I can’t deny is his deep astute talented intellect.

Whenever i remember any of his posts i can't just help but laugh out loud... That guy is a genius...

This COZA saga has given me an insight to the level of intellect displayed by our so called celebrities... What happened to being neutral... If i hear say any celebrity contest for political office... With this level of ignorance and sentiment they are bound to fail...

Women don't fall for it... It's a big lie from the pit of all... Observe from your environment you will know better...

shogsman:
I don’t think you know what a body bag is,that is a body bag.

You must be joking right...?

Anywhere belle face..

What happened to body bags?... A country that does not even have respect for the living...

I am not blaming the corp members because it was never their duty... Anyways RIP

livebyday:
Inch by inch we will struggle to rebuild

Nigeria will be great again
I hope other states copy this

I pray the world does not come to an end before we reach one meter....

Abeg the girls body too dey hot

Lexusgs430:
Is this shut down...... They need to see how it is done in Hong-Kong.........

Thank you brother... Since this Hong Kong protest that involves 1/7 of the entire population (over 1.01 million) happened, i have been wondering, if only this can happen in Nigeria... Imagine 2 million outside NAS for days.. Make everybody bring tent...I am sure we will get the attention of every countries around the word and also the attention of our leaders too...

Cool

Could God be the fantasy of man to project a perfect being they wished they were... Considering all attributes, power and dominance he possesses?....

Hmmm

EVILFOREST:
Honestly.
Churches like CHOSENN
where ANGELS refill cooking Gases for members..

Nigeria and Africa has a lot to do... It pains me when anything happens we are inclined to think religiously and thereby giving responses and answers that are not grounded in facts... I dunno how a rightly thinking human will deviate from facts to satisfy his imaginary spiritual claims.

I think if u had read through u wud have been more exasperated than you are now... Because the story does not just add up...

A lecturer of mine asked a simple question class when i was in uni... The question goes thus... "how can ten people share a very small umbrella and they won't get drenched by the rain?"... Come and see answer... The most shocking part of the story was how scientists in the making were inclined to think spiritually first... The lecturer simply answered that it is only possible because there was no rain...

The fact that our religion knows no bounds makes me puke.

Esseite:
Get on Twitter and see numerous corpers whom were trained on e-collation admitting they did..

you don't even need to go to Twitter... I personally used my own Hotspot to for the card reader...

martineverest:
not All android apps...it doesn't take anything for Google, Facebook etc to deprecate or shutdown their apps that are in oak is by changing their APIs...most banks and other organisations will only release their apps on playstore cos of security...check the Oak store and see if u have any naija bank app

Stop arguing with him.. I stopped reading his comment when he said Oak support android app because they are both linux based... Just tell me it will run o Ubuntu as well because they all Linus based OS... Take it or leave it... No OS in this 21 century will survive outside the America ecosystem... They come this far to earn that respect... Put sentiment and nativity aside... Tell me one software company that doesn't feed from us

Dottore:
In a few months time you'd see that you are wrong. Forget any business that have Chinese or Arabs as competitors? America is not afraid for nothing. It takes extra effort and extraordinary IQ as well as qualitative leadership for China to wriggle out of nowhere to become not only a biggest world trade hub but second world best economy.

Please sir... What is your definition of best economy as used in your statement ?.. I would like you to school me on this

I so much like this... If Nigeria will be better youth can not remain in bed fighting battles on social media.. We need to stat getting involved in grass root politics.. I don't mean idiots like one governor in the middle belt...

themonk:
Our journalists here are focused on bobirisky and Tonto Dike, BBC all the way from Britain comes to report our own local news. It is a pity.

I won’t blame the Nigeria media completely, because the demand for rubbish news is high. What else would they do but supply?

You are right... News like this Only astounds Nigerians when it coming from international News platforms...

Studyinchina200:
Selfish and too comfortable.

Nairaland used to be fun back then.

No improvement,nothing.

I don't blame them... When u don't have real competitors one is usually inclined to maintain status quo... Can Google or Apple or Microsoft try not to add something new in just a week talk less of a decade...

Nigeria is a stage for an ending and unnecessary political drama.. Watch how this AIT palaver will linger for weeks... Early in the morning when i reach my office i connect to the internet and go to news platform and forums to check where our politicians Actors are taking the next drama to... They bounce in shame from one stage to another.. Sometimes they heat it up in the legislature, sometimes it's the judiciary another time it's the executives. Currently now they are in the Information and Communication sector.. Some weeks ago it was hot in the Religious Ethnic differences.. Next one might be Tribunal....

Las las this AIT saga is politically influenced in both directions.

So much drama in a single country

H

Any platform whatsoever that groups people with the sole aim of collecting money from from more than two persons to pay a single person is a scam and it will die a Natural death... No matter what they call it, no matter the explanation behind it... It is bound to fail because it is not logical so to say.

This news alone, either true or false marks the end of this ponzi scheme. Lemme explain the way it will end.
Tope who is a potential investor on seeing this news will run far away, Emeka who's an investor on reading this news will now start praying to God to get back his money (at least his capital). Yakubu that just cashed out will be very happy and ready to re-invest but on hearing this news, he become patient has he meticulously follow through till the end.

NIGERIANS BE WISE.... PLEASE WHO KNOWS THIS GUY WITH THE MONIKER FUNNYNATION... THE GUY IS IN DEEP SHIT

The man want to turn his stomach to a mobile kitchen... I am sure he's tried to swallow some pots... Anyways thank God he's alive.

There is no way china will win this trade war... They will end up burning their big companies. Nobody should blame the US for this... China banned America social media companies because of one reason... Threat to national security... America ban Hauwei because of one reason threat to national security. it was not even a total ban like those one being implemented in china... America citizens that are not government officials can still own their devices. "When the fly was inflicting pain on the wounded nobody complained, but when the wounded start reacting na so so mouth we dey open"

Trash...

Satan66:
I feel no pity.
Women are known be very useless at times, Maybe she provoked one of the men and got dealt with.

No matter how hard you try, you can never be like the legendary NwaAmaikpe.