₦airaland Forum

iceberylin:
BIBLICAL PASTORS PROPHESY: A messiah will be born in Manger.
Babylon shall fall.
The king shall eat grass....
Etc.

NIGERIAN PASTORS
I know who will win the election but I wont say it till after the election.
There will be a peaceful Election.



Spot the fake pastors

Hear this, GEJ/PDP will win the presidential election ( It might be at the court )

Young03:
Ds guyz r jux playin wt ppls inteligency
Bleep dem all

'Inteligency'...? Keep it simple bro....

HilaRust

Hahaha! I can't fit laugh.

AlfaSeltzer:
Confused bunch.
Asylum Institute.

Help is on the way for u sir.

Sanchez01:
God is always involved in the affairs of men. However, He does not force His help down our throats. He will step in if only we are willing to let Him come in and He will keep quiet if we think we're capable of rescuing ourselves. I still believe the prayer is wrong. There are better ways to communicate with God rather than speak in idioms/parables.

Nothing wrong with that prayer and there is no better or best way to communicate with God. God understands all languages, idiom, parable, proverbs etc. That someone xpresd himself in a way i dnt like in a prayer to God does not make him or the prayer wrong. Prayer goes beyond mere words or our oratory skills. It comes from man's spirit. Bless u.

mulattoclaro:
This is what most people are looking for but this fool and his jezebel of a wife are busy selling theirs. SMH.

Point of correction, the 'wife' is not the mother of the baby.

Hmm! Folks should be educated on the proper way to get abt child adoption.

False flag. NAF shine ur eyes.

nationwide1:
The list was compiled after a careful study and close interactions with the inhabitants of these cities. In no particular order, here are 10 state capitals with low crime rate:

1. Dutse

2. Sokoto

3. Ado-Ekiti

4. Birni-Kebbi

5. Uyo

6. Katsina

7. Lafia

8. Calabar

9. Jos

10. Makurdi

Do you think the list is biased? You can make yours.

U are very wrong. Asaba should be number 1 on ur list. Asaba has zero crime rate

mytime24:
Dis land is nt for sale




Very fertile

Hmmm! Dis commentus get as e be o. U dey advertise ya fertility?

Revolva:
For me a lady is ripe for marriage at 25yrs and a man should be 35 we are talking about maturity here ok

Old man maturity is not the accummulation of yrs.

nairalandbuzz:
There is no age limit in marriage. Its all about maturity.

Hint: Why not use the search to look for such topics here on Nairaland...

BTW:

If its a guy, 26 is the right age to start thinking about it and for ladies 22 is the age for them if they want to enjoy their remaining life after marriage.

26 the right age to start thinking about it? Lord have mercy! That's way too much na.

babyosisi:
She has taught the wandering deek a lesson
Next feb 14 it will behave accordingly

Sadly for the silly murderous Jezebel, she will have her val in some prison for several yrs to come. 14yrs is a good bet.

It's called 'ugege'. Pls check it wikipedia.

Caracta:
I want to spend less than 500k.

Plus wears(for both of us), shoes, drinks, t.fare, etc.

Haha! That's way too small oh!.

We too want to see their picture....

How much did APC pay for this propaganda?

GEJ buiiding Nigerian institutions since 1914. Jona till 2019.

Gombs:
what if I dreamt about Arsenal winning the UEFA Champions league?

Means you have acute malaria attack. Same goes with dreaming about APC/Buhari winning the presidential election.

Jega is a fraud

solex2agali:
I have some questions to ask. Why GEJ is just doing all what is doing now? Does that mean that nigerians must talk before he work? He is wait for nigerians to call him names before he can perform? Fighting BH after lot of lifes has been lost, commissining power plant in few days to election. I dont understand o

The project did not start today, it's been on for few yrs. There are many others that are near completion. GEj for Transformation

EmmaAjayi:
Amosu is supposed to be here no matter what.

Amosu operates at night cos they loves darkness.

Thank God Amosu did not attend.

@Op Musiwa, pls leave this section and go focus on ur Western Nigerian kingdom. Thank u.

GenBuhari:
It is easy to see that electoral process is being unfairly rigged by one party.

This why APC should immediately install a parallel government pending the conduction of free and fair elections.

A very good idea i must say....APC should just do this and give us a perfect nd lawful way to arrest and send em all to prison for treason.

So?

nigerianvenom:
only gej can do this.
goodluck to u,goodluck to me

Amen bro. Goodluck to us, Goodluck to Nigeria

Foward Nigeria. GEJ for continuity.