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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 5:10pm On Jan 13
On this note, I rest my case

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:36pm On Jan 17
#pun_intended

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 9:40am On Jan 18
Some girls don't know how to give a good bl0wj0b.. They suck at it.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Cynep: 8:32am On Jan 23
Porn 18+
Be ware this comment is rated a teen
Read with core shun
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 1:17pm On Jan 27
Some Micro SOFT PORN grin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:06pm On Feb 20
Peter: Do u know that artiste called Terry G?

Me: Not sure bro, but dat name rings a bell �

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:31pm On Feb 20
So i went to YouTube to check the match highlight whether the ball was on line or it passed the line.......it wasn't ONLINE

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:43pm On Feb 20
GMan650:
Some Micro SOFT PORN grin




Dad loves it when I talk about computer hardware but it makes my mother board.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 6:54pm On Feb 20
Burnavick:





Dad loves it when I talk about computer hardware but it makes my mother board.

You'll have to teach her bits by bits

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 5:02pm On Feb 22
Don't worry... I'll teach her when i get back home from the office, you have my word

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 12:11am On Mar 24
My uncle lost his job at the cemetery because he buried someone in the wrong hole.

It was a grave mistake

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 3:20pm On Mar 24
They say, Joy cums in the morning and truly Joy cums but guess what, she was moaning

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 12:32pm On Mar 25
What do you call an ANT with body odor?

- DeOdorAnt

What you call an ANT that cums early?

- Elephant (EarlyphAnt)

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 12:51pm On Mar 25
Pun walks into a room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead grin grin

Eke40seven novakane illicit burnavick blackeard PiccoloBrunelli abbas99

Where are you guys?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 8:47pm On Mar 25
GMan650:
Pun walks into a room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead grin grin

Eke40seven novakane illicit burnavick blackeard PiccoloBrunelli abbas99

Where are you guys?







Even my girlfriend got depressed, so I tried to tell her at least ten puns to brighten her mood

But no PUN IN TEN DID

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 8:50pm On Mar 25
Tomorrow is national orgasm day, and I'm hosting a party over here

Are you cuming?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Rozan10: 2:53pm On Mar 27
1st time making/writing a pun. Feedback on my performance would be appreciated.



*The poles standing up their employers was an impressive action, it definitely set the union leaders straight.*


(Poles = indigenes of Poland. There was a solidarity movement warning strike in Poland in 1981, 12million workers walked off their jobs for 4hours )

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:35am On Apr 03
Burnavick:
Tomorrow is national orgasm day, and I'm hosting a party over here

Are you cuming?

I don't think they would believe you...
This is a MASS-TROLL-BAITING MASTERSTROKE. Why do one need to attend a party when you can CUM SINGLEHANDEDLY?...

Hmmm... Just PUNdering

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 10:59am On Apr 03
novakane:
Some girls don't know how to give a good bl0wj0b.. They suck at it.
I know whatever comes out of her MOUTH is certainly FUUKED UP right now but let her keep her HEAD UP.. and learn to take it STROKE by STROKE.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:02am On Apr 03
GMan650:
They say, Joy cums in the morning and truly Joy cums but guess what, she was moaning
What did you expect when you PUT YOUR THRUST in HER?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 4:03pm On Apr 03
Eke40seven:

What do you expect when you PUT YOUR THRUST in HER?

To ride me like a COW, BOY.




Sorry for calling you a boy, boss.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 6:19pm On Apr 03
Eke40seven:


I don't think they would believe you...
This is a MASS-TROLL-BAITING MASTERSTROKE. Why do one need to attend a party when you can CUM SINGLEHANDEDLY?...

Hmmm... Just PUNdering



I wanted to do an invite coz I know people would find it hard to CUM, so I'm trying to master the art of baiting people on social media so I can lure others.

But it couldn't work out...... I just can't MASTER BAIT
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 7:47am On Apr 04
Chemistry Pun

The truth of the MATTER is elements of chemistry are best taught in a compound.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 12:14pm On Apr 12
In anticipation of Game of thrones S8 premiere.... Let's do some GOT puns


What do we call these heroes: Theon, Greyworm and Varys?

EX MEN


abbas99 kunlesehan Hope you GOT it

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Atayis(m): 8:52am On Apr 15
As an athlete, I thought the RACE to woo a lady is not more than 100 metre RACE
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by barag(f): 5:59pm On Apr 15
Copied

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:56am On Apr 18
Stopped by a roadside stand which says "Cow tails N200". So i paid my N200.. Then he said "Once upon a time, there was this cow.....

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:26am On Apr 18
Teacher: What is Roman Figure of 4000?
Me: *thinking*.... Mmmm...
Teacher: Good boy

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:26am On Apr 18
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:30am On Apr 18
Teacher: What do you call a nose without a body?
Students: *looking confused*
Teacher: Well, it seems nobody nose

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 12:10pm On Apr 19
GMan650:
In anticipation of Game of thrones S8 premiere.... Let's do some GOT puns


What do we call these heroes: Theon, Greyworm and Varys?

EX MEN


abbas99 kunlesehan Hope you GOT it


Still on GOT

Jaime Lannister needs to become King so that he can have a HAND

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by opparadise: 2:40pm On Apr 19
All I want is bank on a bank to lend me a loan and leave me alone.

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