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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 5:10pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
On this note, I rest my case 13 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:36pm On Jan 17, 2019 |
#pun_intended 3 Likes
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 9:40am On Jan 18, 2019 |
Some girls don't know how to give a good bl0wj0b.. They suck at it. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Cynep: 8:32am On Jan 23, 2019 |
Porn 18+ Be ware this comment is rated a teen Read with core shun |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 1:17pm On Jan 27, 2019 |
Some Micro SOFT PORN 3 Likes
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:06pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Peter: Do u know that artiste called Terry G? Me: Not sure bro, but dat name rings a bell � 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:31pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
So i went to YouTube to check the match highlight whether the ball was on line or it passed the line.......it wasn't ONLINE 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:43pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
GMan650: Dad loves it when I talk about computer hardware but it makes my mother board. 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 6:54pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Burnavick: You'll have to teach her bits by bits 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 5:02pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Don't worry... I'll teach her when i get back home from the office, you have my word 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 12:11am On Mar 24, 2019 |
My uncle lost his job at the cemetery because he buried someone in the wrong hole. It was a grave mistake 7 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 3:20pm On Mar 24, 2019 |
They say, Joy cums in the morning and truly Joy cums but guess what, she was moaning 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 12:32pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
What do you call an ANT with body odor? - DeOdorAnt What you call an ANT that cums early? - Elephant (EarlyphAnt) 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 12:51pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
Pun walks into a room and kills ten people. Pun in, ten dead Eke40seven novakane illicit burnavick blackeard PiccoloBrunelli abbas99 Where are you guys? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 8:47pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
GMan650: Even my girlfriend got depressed, so I tried to tell her at least ten puns to brighten her mood But no PUN IN TEN DID 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 8:50pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
Tomorrow is national orgasm day, and I'm hosting a party over here Are you cuming? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Rozan10: 2:53pm On Mar 27, 2019 |
1st time making/writing a pun. Feedback on my performance would be appreciated. *The poles standing up their employers was an impressive action, it definitely set the union leaders straight.* (Poles = indigenes of Poland. There was a solidarity movement warning strike in Poland in 1981, 12million workers walked off their jobs for 4hours ) 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:35am On Apr 03, 2019 |
Burnavick: I don't think they would believe you... This is a MASS-TROLL-BAITING MASTERSTROKE. Why do one need to attend a party when you can CUM SINGLEHANDEDLY?... Hmmm... Just PUNdering 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 10:59am On Apr 03, 2019 |
novakane:I know whatever comes out of her MOUTH is certainly FUUKED UP right now but let her keep her HEAD UP.. and learn to take it STROKE by STROKE. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:02am On Apr 03, 2019 |
GMan650:What did you expect when you PUT YOUR THRUST in HER? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 4:03pm On Apr 03, 2019 |
Eke40seven: To ride me like a COW, BOY. Sorry for calling you a boy, boss. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 6:19pm On Apr 03, 2019 |
Eke40seven: I wanted to do an invite coz I know people would find it hard to CUM, so I'm trying to master the art of baiting people on social media so I can lure others. But it couldn't work out...... I just can't MASTER BAIT |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 7:47am On Apr 04, 2019 |
Chemistry Pun The truth of the MATTER is elements of chemistry are best taught in a compound. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 12:14pm On Apr 12, 2019 |
In anticipation of Game of thrones S8 premiere.... Let's do some GOT puns What do we call these heroes: Theon, Greyworm and Varys? EX MEN abbas99 kunlesehan Hope you GOT it 1 Like
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 8:52am On Apr 15, 2019 |
As an athlete, I thought the RACE to woo a lady is not more than 100 metre RACE |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by barag(f): 5:59pm On Apr 15, 2019 |
Copied 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:56am On Apr 18, 2019 |
Stopped by a roadside stand which says "Cow tails N200". So i paid my N200.. Then he said "Once upon a time, there was this cow..... 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:26am On Apr 18, 2019 |
Teacher: What is Roman Figure of 4000? Me: *thinking*.... Mmmm... Teacher: Good boy 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:26am On Apr 18, 2019 |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:30am On Apr 18, 2019 |
Teacher: What do you call a nose without a body? Students: *looking confused* Teacher: Well, it seems nobody nose 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 12:10pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
GMan650: Still on GOT Jaime Lannister needs to become King so that he can have a HAND 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by opparadise: 2:40pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
All I want is bank on a bank to lend me a loan and leave me alone. |
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