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Riele:
Check it online dear via this link
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:S8IjNjKwDl8J:https://www.jamb.org.ng/ExamSlipPrinting3/CheckUTMEResults+&cd=9&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ng&client=ms-android-transsion

Thanks.

Help guys, my younger sister result is not out yet. She wrote on the 18th. Been trying to use her airtel line to check but it just ain't working, is anyone having same issues?

Wetin dis old post dey do for FP, make I dey go sha

Please go for the s9+ plus and make sure to get a version with an exynos chip, just in case you might want to use a custom rom later on in the future. Or hold out a little and get an s10

Trustme2:
Is a panel exams a condition for getting admission into the University, or you want to introduce your own procedure because a candidate proved her worth. Na your type of lecturer dey fail students because they passed too much

I included that cause the same said candidate scored 179 in the mock exam, you don't just move from being an average student to a physics prodigy, something is not adding up in my opinion

Trustme2:
Your Candidate still dey learn. See my niece's result. Incidentally, she wrote the mock exams and got 179. Pls which institution within Nigeria and outside the country can one apply for scholarship for her. She's just 16 yrs plus

Is this edited or a glitch? How do you score 99 in a physics test? Can she repeat the feat in front of a panel?

This house is probably gonna be inhabited for a long time due its proximity to the lagoon and how criminally minded individuals can take advantage of that

southniyikaye:
404 is dog meat code, if u kill a dog and fry the meat, that meat is called 404.
But shey u, see dog that you tried to kill and did not die or did not want to, die, that's error, 404

Wisssdom no go kee you

I smell a rat here tho, but here goes, why isn't the food rotten?
If the OP isn't trying to pull a fast one then I'd say the food stuff was likely added to increase the weight, cause I doubt anyone buys stuffs without testing these days

Hi, can anyone help please?
My samsung note 8 wouldn't hold a charge while the phone is in use and it tends to discharge even if being charged with a "fast charger" it charges at normal speeds if the screen is turned off, or is in max power saving mode. Anyone here knows the likely issues of the phone?

I personally dont think a dog can cut off the man's head that clinically, but it is worth noting that pitbulls are some of the most vicious, unpredictable and dangerous canine breed. It is illegal to own this breed in some countries.

NB:Stay of pitbulls!!! To avoid stories that touch

Godsfavour78:
if possible I will even use grenade launcher on the rat. I hate this animal so much since I was a kid I remember driving nail through the skull of a rat caught in rat gum and it started bleeding from the nose and mouth and eyes and ears. I also burnt out the eyes of another one with matches.

Just last week I saw a weakened rat outside my house I buried it alive.

You go sabi torture people ooo...RESPECTS!!!

Schedulee:
Another one is don't charge your phone in bet9ja office and stroll out to come back or you'll be singing goodbye my phone by James Blunt.

No be lie oooo, the phone go just fly

Sadly, there's got to be a few bad eggs that smear the name of the general and that can't be helped.

Chikpat:
EEDC should be heavily fined by federal govt. And their customers should be compensated. All their board members and their information officer that comes on air in Dream FM should all be jailed for at least 50 years.

You go be beta wicked man in real life oooo

tonykel1:
Donal Trump speak the truth about Nigeria.
opera.comFeb 20, 2020 4:04 PM

*TRUMP HAS SPOKEN AGAIN. JUST THE TRUTH*

"DONALD TRUMP'S SPEECH ON "RISE UP AFRICANS".

*They are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives, alcoholism, witchcraft, indulging in sex, pretending in church, jealousy, fighting and complaining of bad leadership; but, yet refuse to take a decisive action and protest to remove the brigands from position of power.*

*Let us all accept the fact that the black man is a symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence.To make the matter worse, he can do everything possible to defend his stupidity. Give them money for development and they will fight and create hatred and enmity for themselves. Drill oil wells for them and they will not have peace all the days of their life.*

*See, for instance, what's happening in Nigeria (a Country blessed with abundant resources), Southern Sudan, Malawi, DRC just to mention at few.*

*"This proves to anybody including a stupid fool that Africans do not know what they want. isn't that plausible"?*

*"They are like monkeys looking for already ripping banana all over the world!!!.*

*Therefore that the white man is created to rule the black man, Africans will always have day dreams.*

*And here is the creature (black man) that lacks foresight but only sees what is near him and still fails to know what to do"*

*A black man is stupid to the extent that he cannot plan for his life beyond a year. Therefore how can they develop and live longer.*

*"Corruption in the west (And China) is a big abomination, but in Africa, it's so huge that it is slowly becoming an acceptable way of life!!!.*(Shame, isn't it?)

*They sing and rejoice to their corrupt political leaders.They worship their scandal-ridden religious leaders like their gods. Lest you forget, these so called Africans are praising, dancing and praying for the people that have impoverished them,and who comes to hide their loot here.*

*Then which fool argues that the black man is not born a beggar, grows a beggar, looks a beggar, falls sick as a beggar and dies a beggar. this has been proven beyond reasoning.*

*I wonder why even up to now most Africans still go to school by force, and those who are at school are are just drug addicts who don't know what took them there. This is a pregnant stupidity in Africa. The body of Africans is a very fertile ground for all diseases in the world because they don't fear even HIV/AIDS.*

*This leaves me with a question: Are our eyes created the same with those Africans? I hear there are still cultures in Africa that prohibit them from using latrines which is very annoying.*

*"They cried for independence but have failed to rule themselves". For sure being African is a very untreatable disease that even prayers are not enough.*

*They have minerals but they cannot do anything with it. Therefore let us (whites) go to Africa and pick what we can pick and leave what is of no use. Poverty is a disease to the whites, but to the blacks it is very normal.*

*"Look at what is currently going on in Nigeria National Assembly. Legislators amending the constitution to favor themselves at the expense of two (200) million Nigerians.

*"Majority of these legislators are treasury looters who are intellectually barren but using the ill gotten wealth to oppress the citizens of that great country".*

*"What a shame"!*

*Black people with black sense. The worst tragedy in Africa is that if you dare stand up and speak up for what's right, you may end up regretting.*

*"The few wise and open-minded Africans who have tried to educate these fools about civilization have met the worst.They have been pushed hard on the wall, they have been silenced and others have been killed".*

*Before I finish, let me tell Africans that before you jump and call me a racist, an anti-blacks or whatever term you may wish to use against me,1st tackle runaway corruption, dreadful terrorism, tribalism, poverty, unemployment, diseases, illiteracy, ignorance, and inequality, that have put your whole continent on the verge of collapse".*

*"Hate me or love me, I don't care.I know this is the plain truth which will never see the light of the day to the cowards that are afraid to be told as it is".*

*By- Donald .J. Trump.*

#RISE#UP#AFRICA

http:///news/detail/8ffa798b792160757747783a549a2b99?product=news

Thunda Stryke you down this instance for this fake news!!!!!!

ChildOfDoom:
I am 29 years old. from Edo state. I admit that I am a bet9ja virtual (gamble) addict. if you are reading this and you know some one who plays the same virtual, don't bother wasting your saliva to advise them. they will surely go back to the act. it is a dangerous world of no return.

despite advice from friends and family, I still can't stop betting (bet9ja). we only change a little but once a little money gets to our hand, we go back to the act.

my life is being threatened as a result of this addiction. like I have mentioned in previous threads, I dare not step into Benin because I gambled with the phone of a 'strong man'. currently where i stay is top secret. lots of people are looking for me. I sold the Samsung a guy put in my custody and used it on betting. even someone's enrolment money for WAEC I was meant to pay on the person's behalf, was used by me.

there are other instances too numerous to mention. it's only a matter of time before I am caught and dealt with. I know some in my predicament have either been lynched or put in jail

Omo you get liver poo chai!!! I hail

What kind of fake news is this for chrissake, no link whatsoever and a poorly composed letter that has fake written all over it. You better change your ways this year

chatinent:
Buy a lower grade at N50k downwards, and get a laptop too, and use the remaining to help the needy.

What is your problem

donbachi:
na e make i like benin...trek to work fly back home at nite.

Bros I hail ooo!

Fortunately for them I'm a 100% sure they would get caught, I wonder what it takes to convince people to stay away from armed robbery since the law will catch up to you, there's so many footprints that'll lead the law to you and justice would be delivered in full. If you must "rob a bank" desist from manslaughter.

Chai, dem boys ticket go don cut tire. Issokay we die here

Mehn I tire ooooo, local man is still trying to purchase data with my 2k ooo, airtel don do me better strong thing this afternoon. Some online apps and websites no dey work sef.

Modification: It seems to be working now

alfasexy:
How I wish the tyres just bust while he was lying underneath there.

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Spontaneous007:
For three consecutive years I wrote waec and failed, neco failed, gce failed, nabteb failed...

I kan tire for life.
My dad told me my case wasnt normal that I should go for deliverance.
I went for deliverance, pastor told me that I should go and learn work. I learnt barbing but anytime I Barb customer hair my face use to swell up immediately due to the beating I'd receive after barbing the hair.

I stopped barbing and went to do normal hustle.
It was nothing to write home about. The betshop I worked was a dungeon for me. If I no short 5k today, I go break television or make me and customer fight. I was later sent off at the end of the month with 2500 after debt upon debt.

I was determined to go back to school so I registered for Waec again and jamb too.
Waec wrecked me, likewise did jamb jamb me.

After like two years Sha.. I thank God for life that i am now in unilag selling popcorn for students...

This thing wey you dey smoke ehnn na high class

Nah men, this is disgusting

Dayum!