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funmisticqueen:
i dont do gigolos tho, only the mula can bring me pure orgasms. BBC is overrated in my opinion

Leendah04:
I am a university graduate who just finished her NYSC program and I'm in need of a boyfriend. I'm currently in search of a job but while at it I'm working part time at a bakery. I've had relationships with men in the past but they have not ended up well, partly because some of the guys I've dated lacked certain traits that I regard as important and they seemed to be more interested in using my body to fulfil their sexual needs that to forge a deep relationship that would grow into marriage. This behavior comes as quite a surprise because although I am attractive I'm also smart and very intellectual and I love engaging in intelligent conversations. I'm not shallow or conceited so I wonder why sex is what most of the guys seem to be interested in when dating me. Another reason my relationships don't work is because some of the guys I date although good looking and caring, aren't very intellectually sound and as driven and motivated as I want.

I have decided to create this account and post this here because I've tried dating sites and they seem to be crawling with Hot men who just want sex. With real life interactions it's difficult to screen men to find the qualities you want you want and it's easier to just list these qualities and allow the men who possess them to find you.

Before I list the qualities I want I'll list mine first:

I'm 21 years old. I'm chocolate skinned. I'm 5ft7. Like I said before I'm a graduate. I've a BSC in medical biochemistry and I'm planning on doing my masters. I don't think my tribe should matter, but I'm Igbo. I love reading, listening to music, cooking, swimming and meeting people. I fall at the middle of the introvert-extrovert spectrum. Sometimes I want to talk to someone and go out and have fun, other times I just want to stay in my room and read or watch YouTube videos all day. I'm a Christian. I'm slim and pretty, and for guys who find this attractive, I have a big chest.

These are the qualities I want in a guy:

You don't have to be too fine, but don't be ugly. Be very intelligent and have an interest in having conversations that cut across a lot of topics. Be at least 2 years older than me. You should be a God fearing christian. You should have a degree and a career. You should be responsible and caring. You should be interested in building a long lasting relationship. Sex shouldn't be all you care about. That's all. If you meet these criteria or know someone who does, send me a message.

Jamariwolff:
Mama used to tell me "don't admire a cute, tall, fresh and rich guy, bcuz they would always break your heart"
Well, i refuse to listen this time bcuz i dont care, *sorry mum. I'm stopid in LOVEE
FOREVER Jaden Smith;

Ouvert ton _penis!

I'd wait ages for YOU till you successfully burst your NUTS in me, you handsome b*stard! If yhu fine wetin make we com talk about XXXTENTACION?

L'amour de ma grande poosie!

MrWondah:
I'm creating this thread due to the recent mails I've been getting here.
In the world of programming today, there are over 60% who are self thought. I'm not here for statistics.
I will be sharing a simple PDF guide on best resources for major programming languages, frameworks and markup languages. Only resource for those who don't know where to get one or need motivation.
These would include:
HTML
CSS and its frameworks
JavaScript and its libraries
PHP
Mysql
Java SE
Rugby
C family
Mobile app Dev
Python
And as many that would come on request.

The ones listed here are the ones I'm good at, so I'll share where I've been getting help.
If you are interested send me a mail via my signature.
I can't post the links here due to nairaland rules.
They are completely free

Ayobami7:
我大河内

Eglobalma:
I’m not doing badly for myself. I have a three bedroom flat, have the latest gadgets and console with a six figure amount in my account and counting. But u see I have a mental disorder that was caused by societal pressure since I was a kid. Everyone has always raised the bar for me to be special and extraordinary since I was little. Because I look so different in a cute way and have this different way of thinking people think I’m “unique”. But it reality I’m not, I’m just an average normal person but nobody sees or treats me like one. There’s no day I will come out of my house that people won’t be staring at me weirdly. Sometimes it’s so creepy that I start to think maybe I’m actually “special”. I start to want to be greater than I already am, I start to feel like a superhero and thoughts of going into serious fraud starts to creep into my head. God knows I wish people would just stop treating me like I’m something great I would be at peace but I can’t control how people treat or see me. Been so frustrated my adult life and I don’t know what all this pressure may make me do one day. I have no talent or else I would go into entertainment since it fits how people treat me but since I don’t have one the only other way to impress society is to be a serious fraudster. I want to be normal, average but nobody that ever sets their eyes on me ever sees me that way. I just left the atm machine one pretty girl stared at me so much she almost got hit by a car that was about to reverse. This is supposed to be nice if not that it makes me feel like a failure, maybe I should be impressing people. Buying fancy clothes and all. Please advise me, I’m losing my sanity.

SweetBuns:
I can smell your pain and frustration from my bed

IkembaPrince:
This story never finish sha so if you want me to ride on just let me know

sarcasticdude:
She's just fat plain and simple

krissy123:
Re: What Does A Guy Have To Offer? by donbachi(m): 9:18am
To take a woman out of her misery called father's house.
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You sound like it's a favour you're doing for her. Not all of us are that desperate to be with people with that kind of mentality.

HungerMustGo:
Nigeria men are the dumbest on earth.

A lady that will dump you for another guy and mock you afterwards.

I can bet that he never bought a bicycle for his suffering mum.

SweetBuns:
Men will always be underlings compared to women.
Its a fact guys. Deal with it
Most laws out there supporting we women were enacted by the males. The sensible males among you knew we were being exploited due to our physical weakness so we united with them and used something greater than man, the law.
Now we women are untouchable.

Call us what you want, we will remain on top.
Males are losers.


I know they will cut off my head because of this.

In Shakira's voice,

"WHO RUNS THE WORLD? GIRLS!!!"


#GirlPower

Vega100:
Guy hurry edit your comment, I Don report her, so they can give her a 1 month ban.

bujebudanu1:


The guy na confirm physco.
He said spread like bedspreaid

realhonips:
But wait o...dude (here2fuk) I saw you on a previous post. Nw I see that you re jobless and definitely here2fuk as ur name implies.
I wish you a successful mission of fuckery

austine4real:
I will try and let u know when I have it

austine4real:
do u stay in nosamu??

mhizsuzzy:
You just got urself a follower...Such great wisdom ma, you must be a voracious reader or Can it be experience?

Homeboiy:
Foolish girl, He was even talking for 3 hrs without your response .


I don't blame you, I blame the useless guy that's forming Mr nice guy

Girls like you should be used for yahoo rituals


Ewu Cotonou


onye iberibe

austine4real:
I can get u the pandoro seed and ori with just 2k where is ur area in Lagos??