₦airaland Forum

thesicilian:
That trap brings back a lot of nostalgic feelings

PlayMaker14:
Is Rover cars produced in Rivers State?

PlayMaker14:
Wouldn't mind riding Her though.... I love Rovers.

Vickyvice:
; your plot to finish me with laff wee not work oh

Candidlady:
okay

i am sorry!!
am actually a sweet soul

Candidlady:
stfuad

bad belle! Am pretty sure shes got a parasol

InfernoNig:
They are blessed. They should come to naija and see the ours. They will be shocked.

Just like these pictures.

SarkinYarki:
Who are fools going to download CBN needless wallet?

Vinnie2000:
My Brother..
E Shock me too...

So the the Recording is made from Auchi?

Full of very Funny and crazy lyrics..

'Dorime no be for Civil servant'..
Poor man no suppose dey follow anoda Poor man..
Girl, Ur face is fine, but is ur P*ssy fine? Ur P*ssy dey Tackle?

Unclesmart12:
After work one evening, I relaxed in my room and dialed the number..... It rang tu..tu..hello the number you're calling is on another call please hold on or call back later...... Babe was on another call, I cut the call and called my gf while on call with her the girls call came in, I ignored it and continued with my gist. After 5mins I called her back and she was on another call, nawao which kind yeye parole be this na like say this girl na baby oku o, I thought to myself.

After an hour my phone rang, I checked and it was the girl calling I cleared my throat and the following discussion ensured ...
Me: hello
Girl: hi
Me: please who am unto?
Girl: ahh but you were the one that called me
Me: no you did
Girl: Mr man I saw your missed call and called back
Me: Mr woman I saw your missed call too and called back
Girl: metcheww...cuts call
After some time I called her again
Girl: what is it?
Me: haba, why are you so volatile? Chill joor
Girl: don't call me again, I'm cutting the call
Me: wait
Girl: yes what is it??
Me: I'm sorry this might be a mix up but there's no harm in getting to know ourselves
Girl: I can see you're jobless, don't call this line again...cuts call.
E be like say this parole over me ma o, I reasoned.

The following day in the market I met JT, abobi that package no dey align I told him, when sup? he asked, una no even yarn me any info about the banny even her name I no even sabi where I wan start from, I said feeling frustrated. My friend you're smart better think outside the box, for your info I placed a wager on you getting that girl, go back to the drawing board restrategize and up your game he said in English, oboy this one you dey blow grammer on top this matter naso e serious reach? I exclaimed. If I lose that money I go change am for you he told me and walked away.

I had to change my strategy and use a different approach, I didn't want my guy to lose his money, I resorted to sending flirty text massages to her morning and night since she won't pick my calls.
One morning I was about going to market and my phone rang lo and behold she was the one calling.

Make I fire on??

Vinnie2000:
Lolsss...
Reminds me of the Trending DJ/Hypeman song 'Na your Papa money?'..

U don Hear am?

HRSweetness:
Marialand

GreaterFuture:
Is it?
Let's watch till the final days of the Season.


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