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See me oh... Pesin neva find me for here o... Omo this life no balance

id4sho:
Balablu, e shock you

Chairman if you still dey Naija enh, just japa because e don spoil...

Wait o... Am I reading what I am reading ??

Did INEC just explain that Tinubu polled 25% in the FCT??



Wonders upon wonders!!!

8yrs old
I wrote her a letter "ditto"

And I shared my bench with her. It was going fine... Till she farted one day- and I told her; "I won't be her friend again".

What did I know?? I thought girls never Farted

Another channel for looting has been opened...
Criminality in Nigeria is truly World class.

The theory of Economics remains constant...

In the absence of thoroughly thought out National Economic reforms, Nigeria is in for it.

Trust me, there are a bunch of other countries which might have done the same but have not announced it yet... Most people will be met with shock upon travelling to such countries and just discovering that Nigerian passport holders have been banned

I didn't choose my first car... It chose me

I have a good knowledge of the 3 major languages however not fluent in any

It's now that I know for real... That Naija is a Zoo... like, a proper Zoo.

GeneralPula:
Bamidele, who is the immediate past Chairman of the Senate Committee on Judiciary and a registered member of the American Bar Association, said there was no conviction and sentence against Tinubu as required by law for it to be turned to criminal charges.

Case solved!

So the forfeited 460,000USD was for Kuli-Kuli or Puff-Puff?

Because he openly admitted it was for Narcotics...

Livy SAN and Co are on the verge of becoming national heroes

Omenlon:
Obi is only a threat to himself and Atiku. Only ignorant people like you will still believe your hero Peter Obi can upturned the status quo. Maybe na his black and black cult power dey still dey worry your types.

Oga please wake up... He has already upturned it.

If naso that black and black cult power strong, abeg I wan follow join am because e fit comot president.

DOptical:
I was even monitoring the collating by Essien back then, he was collating all the irev while reversing the changes made on any of them, such as the River state for example. It was after the collation, that was when I affirmed that Tinubu won. Essien had even started the irev collation because he thought it would favour Obi until he realised Tinubu won. Peter Obi and Atiku should rather go contend the second position between them before even disputing the first position.

Essien said based on what he had at the time(which was - 18,000), Tinubu won.

Let's not also forget that as at the time Essien was collating, the results on IREV were at 83%.

And that right there is the argument, if one uses the results on IREV currently, Tinubu will win, because 18,000 results can not be read.

So do we ignore 18,000 results?

This thing is getting funny, so Obi has now become a threat? I thought they were not scared

Abeg make them give APC, Tinubu, & Shettima that same Locus Standii ruling from the supreme Court on this matter.

At this point Everyone knows INEC has been nailed.

TemplarLandry:
A fast-fading regional bloc like the European Union should stop pokenosing into our internal affairs. Their unsolicited opinions are inconsequential. Nigeria refuses to be your appendage.

A fast fading bloc that Nigeria keeps begging for financial aid.
Abeg make we hear word

greatiyk4u:
You know how Abia election was won courtesy of the incorrigible returning officer, don't you?

Tell them!

garfield1:
Oga, guidelines cannot be used to nullify elections.
Secondly,rigging could have happened under any transmission whether electronic or manual.it is now left for you to prove it and show how it denied you victory substantially.did lp do that? NO.they are only assuming.
Lp only dumped physical result sheets in court.they failed to display or showcase the actual forms with irregularities,mutilations or blurriness.they only showed 18,000 blurred irev results.blurred results are different from mutilated results.blurred means unclear,mutilated means clear but with a lot of changes

You seem to be a very intelligent chap, your analysis and arguments portray an individual with design thinking.

However either your passion or loyalty creates a bias that makes you not utilise your design thinking to full potential.

The Electoral law dictates that collation is to be referenced from results on IREV, or lemme put it this way; the results on IREV(which is publicly available) are to take precedence over every other results at ward level.

Therefore, if 18,000 Results are blurred, it means collation of results at ward level would have no reference point and the possibilities to inflate figures now exist (INEC said this themselves, which is why IREV was created).

Oga if there is a possibility that 18,000 results are possibly incorrect, due to the inavailability of cross referencing, is the process not already flawed?

If you ask me 18,000 is a very significant statistical figure from the total result sheets, if errors were present. How did they arrive at a conclusion in the presence of such errors?

To be honest,
It's easier to defend the devil, than to actually defend the flawed nature of INEC's process which cost Nigeria 500Billion.

Modele Sarafa Yusuf NTA News...
If you didn't hear this around 9pm you missed the gold days.

Simple question,
what was the nature of the glitch?
A. Technical failure
or
B. Human failure

INEC is now glitching to answer the question.

How is a Data Analyst answering a question like a lawyer?

Who asked him about how transmission affects electoral integrity?

It's a very simple 1 + 1 question... we know there was a glitch but wetin cause am?

HanisahZuwy:
How do you first attract the man first before impressing him with your personality? That's the first work. We all know men are attracted by what they see ( ass and boobs). To attract him first is the main thing. So, how can a lady with flat butt and chest do this?

I have this my guy who shocked our entire guy crew & got married to a lady that was far from his then description of "my spec" ...
He used to be a bobbi guy, specifically he loved Dark skinned Orobo ladies.

Fast forward to today, he is married to someone who is a total opposite of his then description;
1-She is very light skinned,

2-she is a lekpa without bobbi effects... however that his wife possesses something that apparently he values more than physical preference... She sabi cook well well!

Infact I used to question how he changed his preference suddenly, until I tasted her cooking as well... Omo! I instantly figured out why the guy loves her madly.

Some guys truly value other things aside physical attributes in ladies, so please stop focusing on such ... you might be shocked some guy loves you by the sound of your laughter and that alone, could hit very deep & makes him see way past bobbi and bumbum.

duro4chang:
So if a candidate scored 100% votes in all other states but scored 0% in Abuja that person is not duly on constitutionally elected? What you are saying is not even in the constitution.

Look Chairman,
your theory is very, very, very right... if Abuja was a State.

However, the bolded is the issue "Other States" and Abuja is not a State.

Based on how constitution put am, it makes sense to address Abuja like a Federal Territory within the Country. The moment Abuja is Addressed like a state, na there formula go spoil.

Na constitution talk am no be me.

If it was that easy, na tay tay them for don settle this thing. But it's not.

E get why the case dey court...

duro4chang:
What is special about FCT that makes it compulsory that a candidate must score 25% of total vote cast in Abuja before he can be declared a winner? Is Abuja greater than any other place in Nigeria? In fact, it's not in the constitution unless you want to interpret the constitution to suit your aim but the court will not do otherwise

Because the F.C.T is constitutionally not a state.

It is a Territory within the Federation according to the constitution.

Based on the constitution, the F.C.T is not accorded the rules and regulations of a state.

That is why the case is in court.

yashau:
Pepper them my President i know you won't go India and be given fake statistics like Obidient presidential candidate 🙄

Aaah chairman there's no need, we all know he will appoint someone to answer questions after he finishes his written speech.

This INEC is in very very big trouble...

A classic case of the proverbial phrase "biting what you can't swallow"

If I was Festus Okoye, I would actually save my neck by desisting to comment on any subject relating to the upload of results, because it is just further indictment.

Mr Yakubu at this time needs to do the explanations because he is in trouble regardless.

emmabest2000:
China with strong economy and powerful leader has been dreaming of bringing down the exchange rate of USD for two decades by all means but .....
RMB to USD
2003 to 2005 100usd - 820rmb
2006 to 2009 100usd - 810rmb
2010 to 2012 100usd - 780rmb
From 2013 till 2022 the lowest was
100usd - 640rmb
Currently the price now is around
100usd - 710rmb
Believe me if it is that easy China would have force down the exchange rate to 100usd = 100rmb

But for Naira
2003 100usd 130naira
2023 100usd 700naira

I will try to explain a little Economic concept that you might not be aware of...

Actually, China's exact currency rate to the usd is really not far off as portrayed, however due to China's heavy production based economy they dubiously undervalue their currency deliberately- so as to sustain continuity in mass scale production by attractive production prices & costs.

So an ideal instance for China is to keep their currency at least 5 steps behind the USD value.

China does not want a situation where 1RMB = 1USD even though theoretically speaking it is almost the case.

Likoya:
Only in Nigeria soldiers dey guard president.... Have you ever seen soldiers guarding the president of America or Russia Or Prime minister/King of Britain?.. Only in Nigeria you go dey see military fighting vehicles as part of presidential convoy, as if there are no better places for them to be...
And moreover all these things are just for show in my opinion, just to look professional

Bro,
As much as I don't like unnecessary expenses and extras, I will have to disagree with you on this matter.

In other countries like the one's you mentioned, the security detail with president's are insane, however they are more discreet.

For example, when the US president is within an area, there is a 200m square security perimeter within the location of the president, especially after what happened to JFK. Infact, the pentagon would have a direct satellite coverage of the area, highly trained CIA agents would be on the loose in strategic locations (including snipers)and in some cases there would be drones locked on the location... asides his numerous bodyguards.

Security is Security worldwide, however its the discretion of the Security that matters.

Cracked me up

I said this billions of times... these abrupt policies B.A.T threw-in, in the absence of a strong National Economic plan, will fling the inflation rate to out of control levels and guess what... people will suffer.

Shebi e don dey happen?

APC is out to deal with Nigerians this time.

As at today, The FCT results on IREV have glitched APC have been Yakubood to 23%

Naija Naija

TemplarLandry:
Last time I checked, Nigeria was still a sovereign state. Someone should tell this European bloc to stop pokenosing into our internal affairs. Anything African is never good enough in their eyes.

Oh They are pokenosing? but guess where Nigeria always begs for free funding from?

If leadership was normal would Nigeria need to shamelessly beg for EU funding every year?

Now the people from the EU got curious to observe how leaders are chosen in a country that constantly begs for aid, and you call it pokenosing?

It also takes a glitch for a 65yr old man to impregnate a 14yr old girl.