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I wish tyrex could see that he's daydreaming

The ORACLE is here

It really is a pity and i think and feel it isn't right, but that is the mentality of the average man, not necessarily Nigerian.
If a man has a job to give out and he has two people who are willing to take the job but one is disabled and the other is not. We all know who gets the job.

Ofuks, i would advice you to be strong and never lose hope, what you want will definitely come to you, if only you believe.

What i mean is I don't watch the news anymore
you can't entirely say they're deceitful

I don't believe in all this taking side thing you guys are talking about, i believe they are casting the news the way they are meant to do it.
The press is not meant to take side with anybody but speak openly, i don't watch NTA news but i think they ok.

I wish acidrop would fart right now

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No more by 3LW

I don't even wanna get it

Holy molly, both of you sure don't like Oracle
you want me to become a bee/bat.
damn

abeg help me tell him ooh

Kilonsele by 419 and JJC Squad

I wish both of you would go to bed

Itz a great site but i think Duduradio is a bit better

yeah, itz between you and God but itz hard to do the things you listed above

Oh damn i just heard the song, itz really hot
Ruggedman really had a message to pass across
his lyrics are live and direct, i particularly love the chorus

casper thanks for the link

I've not heard the song yet, but i know i will soon
The lyrics is really tight

ok
the oracle is here

Itz really funny, the girl's reply made the joke

SAM MILLA:
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

These ones are really funny, they are the ones i like

I'm really sleepy now, guess i'll catch you later

goodnight naughty esly

Im off to bed

Esly, why are you following me?

watever i wasn't talking to you, that was meant for Esly

[size=20pt]THE ORACLE[/size]

eslynera:
don't you guys get offline?

Esly go to bed

noisy flexy

tyrex:
hey oracle, the shrine's sent out a search party 4 U, OK beat it, c'mon

the topic said a pet name not a pet sentence or statement

@topic
flexible legs

Ooh damn, this is really funny

thatz good

now tell me, if you were the man what would you do?