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Jokes EtcRe: Jokes About Beggars by Oracle(m): 7:18pm On Nov 15, 2006
Thatz the reason why some people decide not to give alms to beggars
Music/RadioRe: Beyonce's "irreplacable" by Oracle(m): 7:15pm On Nov 15, 2006
The song is great, but i'd prefer listening to just the audio, the video isn't really cool

FoodRe: Name 5 Best Food You Like In Nigeria by Oracle(m): 7:13pm On Nov 15, 2006
Rice(fried)
Beans(with garri)
Yam(porridge)
potato(fried)
pounded yam (my favourite)

TV/MoviesRe: Beyonce & Eva Longoria Play Lesbians In 'Tipping Velvet' by Oracle(m): 7:06pm On Nov 15, 2006
That is great, they do the acting, we do the watching

Music/RadioRe: My Name Is: Real Slim Shady by Oracle(m): 6:50pm On Nov 15, 2006
Eminem really suffered to be where he is now, that justifies the saying that "there is no sweet without sweat"

Jokes EtcRe: My Seven Wonders by Oracle(m): 6:20pm On Nov 15, 2006
hot-angel:
Thanks for dedicating that to me. cool kiss wink
To you? Hot angie, are you dreaming?
Nairaland GeneralRe: President Obasanjo And Bush Who Is More Handsome? by Oracle(m): 6:04pm On Nov 15, 2006
Who else?
we all know who is more handsome wink
Jokes EtcRe: Exercise Plan by Oracle(m): 6:02pm On Nov 15, 2006
your victims must feel sorry for themselves
PhonesRe: Nokia's Connecting Cable by Oracle(m): 4:39pm On Nov 15, 2006
That is if ogbon lives at Lagos
FamilyRe: Children Beating Up Their Father When He Is Beating Their Mother by Oracle(m): 4:35pm On Nov 15, 2006
It really is not a good experience, i think the whole family needs deliverance
Firstly, the man should stop beating his wife because itz no good. This is a woman he is meant to be in love with, a woman he once looked into her eyes and said "i love you"
Secondly the children must be very stupid and i think their reaction is based on the kind of training the man gave them.

Though i don't think i'll have any reason to beat up my wife but if my kids try that nonsense they should all get ready for their funeral ceremonies.
FamilyRe: Terminating A Six Month Pregnancy by Oracle(m): 4:26pm On Nov 15, 2006
I really think she's stupid, i guess she doesn't value the love her mama has for her.
Is she some kinda dog? Her Mother was patient and kind enough to take care of her first child. Not all mothers can do that but her mom did and she went ahead for a second time.

my question is why didn't she terminate the pregnancy while it was still young?
She shouldn't make the mistake of letting the baby in her tummy see the light of day, if it costs her life then so be it.
Jokes EtcRe: Pig Toes by Oracle(m): 2:21am On Nov 15, 2006
Oh damn lol
did she just call him a

Music/RadioRe: Ja-rule Or 50cent by Oracle(m): 2:14am On Nov 15, 2006
candylips:
i wish 2pac was still alive.
Thatz right. If he were alive, we may never have heard of 50 cent

Jokes EtcRe: I Luv My Toothbrush by Oracle(m): 2:05am On Nov 15, 2006
Terry1 loves his toothbrush, [size=20pt]HOORAY.[/size]Can we have some peace now? You mean you created a thread just to express your love for your toothbrush. You must really love your brush

Why don't you start up an article on your blog about your toothbrush.

PoliticsRe: Donald Duke Is A Blogger by Oracle(m): 1:58am On Nov 15, 2006
That is not a bad blog, itz very cool. I guess itz his own way of showing concern for the country since he's gonna be contesting.
He's doing it coz he's running for the presidential election, if he wins or loses he won't have time to update the blog anymore.

RomanceRe: Friends With Benefits: Am I Playing With Fire? by Oracle(m): 12:29am On Nov 15, 2006
Well, Efani i don't really know but she really won't feel good and if she decides to get you, she will because you both work together.
You just have to be careful now
TravelRe: Is Life Really Better Abroad? by Oracle(m): 7:43pm On Nov 14, 2006
I really think it depends on what you have doin, like a job or something, if you don't have anything doing abroad, i won't advice you to go there, coz life just might be better at home
like they say
EAST OR WEST, HOME IS THE BEST

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How To Win The Heart Of A Muslim Lady by Oracle(m): 3:52am On Nov 13, 2006
One thing i know for sure is that if a muslim girl loves you, she loves you for who you are.
Jokes EtcRe: Beer Effect by Oracle(m): 8:22pm On Nov 12, 2006
trip dizle thatz very funny grin
Don't let the ladies get you

Jokes EtcRe: The Blonde And Football by Oracle(m): 7:46pm On Nov 12, 2006
At least she was able to observe something at the game

Music/RadioRe: The Song that 2Face and Bennie Man Produced Together by Oracle(m): 7:43pm On Nov 12, 2006
The song is the remix of 2face's Nfana mbaga featuring Beenie man and reggie rockstone,
you could search for the video on youtube.

RomanceRe: Distance A Barrier In A Relationship. by Oracle(m): 7:38pm On Nov 12, 2006
Distant relationships are really fun coz of the phone calls and the "i miss you's" but it sure is a barrier considering the fact that the two people in the relationship are not together, things could happen and the other party wouldn't know, so itz not always good to leave your love for a very long time.
Jokes EtcRe: Only In China by Oracle(m): 7:26pm On Nov 12, 2006
RomanceRe: Love Doesnt Exist by Oracle(m): 7:06pm On Nov 12, 2006
Saintsam, if you have a problem with Love, go and settle it, but please leave us that believe in Love
Music/RadioRe: Styl Plus: What's Happening? by Oracle(m): 6:57pm On Nov 12, 2006
Well, itz no more news that they've released a new Album titled EXPRESSIONS, itz a wonderful album which emits the Melody styl plus is known for
it has tracks like

Always on my mind
drives me crazy
drives me crazy (remix) ft 2shotz and big lo
Imagine that (hit track)
Coming home
Iya Basira (rather hilarious)
Hadiza
mase
Ima
home within your heart

RomanceRe: Marriage And Relationship by Oracle(m): 5:30pm On Nov 12, 2006
well, i must say that there are many things that stand against relationships, the things that always oppose the love you share is not really specific, that means that there is no constant thing that opposes but whatever is an opposition would come in form of a temptation.
Marriages don't always break for a particular reason but all the reasons was as a result of not resisting temptations.

So make yourself temptation resistant

RomanceRe: What's Love? by Oracle(m): 7:51pm On Nov 11, 2006
Well, you just told us the feeling when in love, you didn't define what Love is
RomanceRe: Does She Love Me? I Need Help by Oracle(m): 7:48pm On Nov 11, 2006
Well, she said she did Love you.
First of all, i admire your courage of letting her know your true feeling to which she responded positively.
I don't think you should see her failure to honour your invitation as a sign of lack of love on her part, itz a bit too early to say she doesn't love you.
I think i would also advice you to do what Busta said.

Christianity EtcRe: 666 Are We This Close? by Oracle(m): 7:38pm On Nov 11, 2006
We really are in the ENDTIME

Jokes EtcRe: Whales by Oracle(m): 7:36pm On Nov 11, 2006
She has automatically qualified her teacher for hell.
RomanceRe: If Your Girl Friend Cheats by Oracle(m): 7:34pm On Nov 11, 2006
I would advice you to first catch her red handed, try to get her first, then you can do whatever you wanna do, so that when you accuse of being unfaithful, she can't deny it.

Besides, Sam itz great to see you make a post that is not a joke just kidding

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