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Jokes EtcRe: A Happy Prostitute by Oracle(m): 10:37pm On Sep 22, 2006
I wonder what the Bank guy would be thinking
Jokes EtcRe: Golfcourse Or Intercourse? by Oracle(m): 10:24pm On Sep 22, 2006
I wish I did too
Music/RadioRe: "ORIGINAL" African Queen Of Hip-hop - 1st Female MC On AIT Jams: by Oracle(m): 10:15pm On Sep 22, 2006
She doesn't look too bad, i'll love to hear her music to know what she's made of
Music/RadioRe: Watch Obiwon's New Videos by Oracle(m): 7:55pm On Sep 22, 2006
The two videos suck
Jokes EtcRe: Are You Sane? by Oracle(m): 7:55pm On Sep 22, 2006
holy molly, the visitor is insane cheesy
FamilyRe: Where Do Baby Come From? by Oracle(m): 7:45pm On Sep 22, 2006
For the six year old: I'll first ask him where do you think they come from?
i'll tell him they come from mummy
use him as an example
tell him he came from mummy and thatz why she is his mummy.
if he demands a detailed information, then he shouldn't expect to get it.

For the teenage girl, it is best to do everything within one's powers and abilities to talk her out of having that feeling for the next door guy coz she's still to young to feel funny
Jokes EtcRe: Ladies Room: by Oracle(m): 7:38pm On Sep 22, 2006
I've read this one before
but it still is funny and terrible
PoliticsRe: Chimaroke Namani The Most Corrupt Governor by Oracle(m): 7:34pm On Sep 22, 2006
I presently reside at Enugu, and he's been doing some things here
now my questions are

Who told you he's the most corrupt governor?

Is Alamesiegha better than he is?

i'm not an indigene of Enugu State but i would tell you itz not true
if you really are in the State, then you will know that the guy is really working whether or not he embezzles money.

it is possible, he embezzles money but i don't like the term most corrupt governor
He's really working hard, any other person residing here would testify to that.

and it is very neccesary you give us the source of this news NOW
Jokes EtcRe: The Last Anniversary by Oracle(m): 7:23pm On Sep 22, 2006
damn
that really was the last anniversary
Nairaland GeneralRe: Directly To Seun (nairaland) by Oracle(m): 7:12pm On Sep 22, 2006
Thatz a lovely email address you've got there but i wonder why you would have the word 2face in your mail address
Music/RadioRe: Weird Mc Up For Channel O Award. by Oracle(m): 7:05pm On Sep 22, 2006
I always knew the ijoya track would take her places
i believe she'll get the award for it
Jokes EtcRe: Three Brazilian Soldiers by Oracle(m): 6:57pm On Sep 22, 2006
3 Brazillion would make a whole country's population tongue
FamilyRe: How Will U Handle Ur Husband's Mistress? by Oracle(m): 6:51pm On Sep 22, 2006
Thatz right, prayer is the only thing to do
remember PRAYER CHANGES THINGS
TV/MoviesRe: Mission Impossible 4: Brad Pitt To Replace Tom Cruise? by Oracle(m): 6:40pm On Sep 22, 2006
take it easy iice, maybe he's trying to get the info
Jokes EtcRe: I Challenge You To Find Anything Funnier Than These Lol by Oracle(m): 6:35pm On Sep 22, 2006
Oh my God,
the second one is a killer
i could not stop laughing
TV/MoviesRe: Mission Impossible 4: Brad Pitt To Replace Tom Cruise? by Oracle(m): 6:30pm On Sep 22, 2006
Well, i must confess that i'm hearing this for the first time that mission impossible is gonna have a fourth part.

I really don't like the idea of Brad replacing Tom, both of them are unique actors
one shouldn't be replacing the other.

And i think they should consider calling tom back
Saintkola, i would really like to know where you got this info
TV/MoviesRe: A Movie Preview(watch) by Oracle(m): 12:46am On Sep 22, 2006
I've seen it, looks like itz gonna be a hot movie, but question is
are those people nigerians?


secondly, that secretary is hoooooooooot
and the guy's bestfriend is a traitor.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Girl To Date by Oracle(m): 12:31am On Sep 22, 2006
thatz right raymand, he may just be your hubby kiki

infact he is your husband

coollove, you can find the cool love you need with kiki, start by checking her profile
Jokes EtcRe: Dear James by Oracle(m): 12:25am On Sep 22, 2006
FUNNY,
TV/MoviesRe: Van Damme VS Rob Van Damme by Oracle(m): 12:24am On Sep 22, 2006
Well, i like both of them in their different areas, Jean is good in action movies and Rob is a skilled wrestler

EducationRe: Student Overcoming Sleep by Oracle(m): 12:20am On Sep 22, 2006
kokoletz:
Yes avoid too much e
TOO MUCH WHAT?
FamilyRe: My Dad Has An Affair With Another Woman. What Should I Do? by Oracle(m): 12:11am On Sep 22, 2006
Just behave like nothing is going on
and don't forget to pray
Jokes EtcRe: Hi, Care To Laugh? Check These Out? by Oracle(m): 12:09am On Sep 22, 2006
That is not a pastor
well he would go for his own confession
EducationRe: Post-UME Exam Discussion by Oracle(m): 12:07am On Sep 22, 2006
I took the UNN exam the day before yesterday
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Nairaland On My Desktop by Oracle(m): 11:56pm On Sep 21, 2006
Itz beautiful,
it really is.
FamilyRe: Does obeah really exist?/Going to the evil Herbalist, does it really work? by Oracle(m): 11:53pm On Sep 21, 2006
That may be one of their laws.
Besides, Prophet Elijah and other people that God used were not rich either.
Some of these thing are distractions, so God may not really give them so that they can serve him better.

Secondly, regarding recognition of the presence: Whether you recognise it or not, it is there.
Most people don't believe in such things but know that they exist.
If you believe in it, it will work for you.
Jokes EtcRe: Jungle Drama by Oracle(m): 11:47pm On Sep 21, 2006
I will advice that guy to run while the Lion is still praying
EducationRe: Our Experiences In The Hands Of WAEC by Oracle(m): 11:22pm On Sep 21, 2006
I think i would have to talk to God, coz he's the only one that will hear you
Jokes EtcRe: Suicide And Virgin by Oracle(m): 11:19pm On Sep 21, 2006
thatz funny
but not all virgins are dying to try
FamilyRe: Next-of-kin by Oracle(m): 11:16pm On Sep 21, 2006
Is the first man childless?

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