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I left Ibadan on the 20th. Chicken was 24500 last and turkey was 95k last. I got to ado ekiti 3 days ago and yesterday I went to market hoping to get it cheaper. Chicken was 30k here and turkey is 120k last. E for don increase again now.


The guy that said 4k biko drop location.

Nicepoker:
This guy is up for something sinister

He's got a game plan. Maybe he will get life insurance for her and he definitely knows he won't pay more than 10yrs before he unplugs her life support through stressing her. He will then cash out heavy millions and also get everything the lady as worked for all her life. Then, he can look for a younger girl of 25 as a trophy wife to remarry.

This format don cast. You wan cash out on health insurance. Barao

mightyhaze:
Organisers must be held responsible... Must u experience a bad luck before u learn from it?.The Ibadan organisers should be let off the hook and these fools taken in in their place.. Let's say the Ibadan incidence was a first in recent times..but this? What's the excuse

It's either you're in disconnection with reality or you're just typing for the sake. Went home to mum last week and my family decided to give out raw food and likes to few folks we coulfd find. before the word jack, we could count legions of hands stretched out at us at the same time. The hunger is real and folks will do anything to quench it. Even your senate president said wherever you see food eat.


Just trying giving out food items and see how you will be mobbed. Even security you employ will join body stretch hand.

Ketamine9000mg:
You are talking about animals that attack in packs. Defending against them is hard even for a very strong animal.

It's not about their numbers, it's about their sheer endurance. A wilddog can't outrun it's prey, but they can out-endure it till it's tired and out of breath and I think they have the highest success rate per hunting in the wild.

Ketamine9000mg:
You are talking about animals that attack in packs. Defending against them is hard even for a very strong animal.

It's not about their numbers, it's about their sheer endurance. A wilddog can't outrun it's pray, but they can out-endure it till it's tired and out of breath and I think they have the highest success rate per hunting in the wild.

Funilly, no land animal can outrun the chettah in sprint and a host of land animals can outrun the chettah in a sprint. It all depends on the start point. That's why the chettah depends so much on stealth and closeness to it's prey as much as possible as unlike the wild dogs, it's not built for endurance.

ChangedMan1999:
Biko world fastest animal is the Peregrine falcon, not cheetah.

It is Cheetah when you are talking about land animals


But in general it is Peregrine falcon

I supposed op met world fastest land animal.

I'm not tryna body sham her but, she will look better not revealing the revealed. I wonder what taste some men look for in women. Let's blame cybercrime though.

What you get when you make stupid people famous

Treasure17:
Oh wow. Wahala for who dey look for event
centres

Still I get friend wey dey use over 10m plan wedding. I advised him to rent filling station and even if na 1000 litre make e take start than wasting that sum on feeding ungrateful folks that might still find the flaw in his plans.

Dude wife to be don advise dude to ostracize me as I no be good company.

Before now, I used to imagine the meaning behind the names of some vehicle model lineups. Having done google search and realizing no answer found on nairaland, I decided to write it here for curious mindsets like myself.

Lexus
LX: Luxurious crossover
RX: Radiant crossover
UX: Urban crossover
NX: Nimble crossover
RC F: F stands for high performance
LS: Luxury sedan
LC: Luxury coupe


Mercedes Benz
CLA-Class: A coupe design based on the A-Class
GLB-Class: A design based on the B-Class
GLA-Class: A lightweight SUV based on the A-Class
GLC-Class: A compact SUV based on the C-Class
GLE-Class: A mid-size SUV based on the E-Class
SL: A roadster vehicle, often with a hardtop convertible roof
L: Indicates "Leicht" (lightweight) for sporting models, and "Lang" (long-wheelbase) for sedan models
R: Indicates "Rennen" (racing), used for racing cars
S: Indicates "Sonderklasse" (Special class) for flagship models

Audis

A
The base model, which includes sedans, hatchbacks, and wagons. For example, the A3 is a subcompact sedan, while the A8 is a full-size sedan.
S
The sportier version of the A model, with enhanced performance features and a more powerful engine.
RS
The top-tier performance vehicle, with advanced engineering and increased power. RS stands for "RennSport," which means "racing" in German.
Q
The SUV lineup, which includes the Q3, Q5, Q7, and Q8. The number indicates the size and placement of the SUV within the group.
E
The electric vehicle. Audi's electric vehicles include the Q4 e-Tron and Q8 e-Tron SUVs, and the e-Tron GT sports sedan.
Audi also has the TT two-seat coupe and convertible, and the R8 exotic sports car, but these were discontinued after the 2023 model year.

You can add yours.

CaptainZubi:
I don't think you know what you're saying. How can you say a snake is non venomous though poisonous?

A non venomous snake will constrict its prey.

If its a non constrictor, they simply lay ambush, bite them down, over power and swallow alive.

I have tried educating you on this bro. Okay, why can't you eat a rat snake which is non-venomous.

Or let's take it a step. What's the difference between poisonous and venomous.

On behalf of all Nigerians in diaspora, we sacrifice niger deltans land in place of the loans. We dash the creditors their land.



Just kidding o. Na why Nigeria no go break.


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thesicilian:
How many people do you think can plan a wedding according to their budget ? We need to be realistic sometimes. Even a so called mediocre wedding nowadays can still cost more than a million naira, how many people do you think have that saved somewhere.

Depends on your definition of mediocre. A friend got married last week. He point blank told me ORE ko si owo. Dude went to court with is bride and family in ebonyi and afterwards, shared the snacks he can among the few families who came in. He even told me from the onset not to bother coming, I should convert the fuel money into gift if possible. After the court thing, they did prayer room wedding for them in his church and next thing he said he ordered 30k cake for himself and bride alone inside their new home. Funnily, he spent less than 400k and he jokingly told me he met the lady a virgin so he's planning getting her a car before 1 year together.


I always say, regardless of your pocket, there is always a market for you. Even 50 naira okirika dey.

Fools like this deserve the darkest place in hell. Why borrow money to spend another unending money.

At the end of the day, before who matter don't mind and people who mind don't matter.

desmondadonis:
if we must achieve a better society, persons like this must be subjected to mob action and I'm not joking

You're speaking for the larger audience, but trust me, that moniker only proves hard man on the internet. You go even shake head for am when you see am offline.

helinues:
Toh

This clown again.... How market today? E be like you dey use your salewa moniker more this days.

You're a stupid racist. I'm not a Tinubu supporter, but it's normal for sitting presidents to put is loyalist in power. Gowon put is angas kinsmen the presidential guard during Gowon was strictly angas folks. Jonathan did same that's why Kenneth minimah could be chief of army staffs etc. Obj did the same to a good degree and Buhari was the possible worst. The only 2 leaders who didn't died like fowl. AGUIYI IRONSI AND MURTALLA MUHAMMAD.

Them don Pablo this Pablo, after e don buy everything finish.

CaptainZubi:
I don't think you know what you're saying. How can you say a snake is non venomous though poisonous?

This sums out the fact you might know nothing about snakes. Try and comprehend the difference between snakes been poisonous and venomous then let's have a discussion afterwards.


Not all poisonous snakes are venomous and not all venomous snakes are poisonous. And there are some snakes like python that are neither venomous or poisonous, and we also have some that are both poisonous and venomous.

Have you asked yourself why you can eat a venomous cobra and nothing will happen but you can't eat a rat snake as it's poisonous. Venomous snakes needs your veins or blood stream to activate the venom while poisonous snakes just need you to taste them. Just a little hug in your mouth and you're a gonna. They have nothing to do with your blood stream. Google more bout it and let's gist. I'm an animal enthusiast so it helps.

CaptainZubi:
So ask your self, only a small fraction of snakes are venomous.

Only a small fraction of the non venomous ones are constrictors.


Ask yourself how non venomous constrictors feed?

They simply overpower and swallow them alive.

Funnily, it's most venomous that overpowers (paralyze) and swallow alive. non-venomous though probably poisonous will constrict the live out of the prey and the harder they breathe, the tighter their grip until the prey is breathless. I think you should modify your write-up

laivwire:
My post has answered the question. The lizard won't stay put to get swallowed of it isn't paralyzed in the first place.

Pythons constrict their prey before swallowing, other snakes immobilise the prey with venom.

Not only python constricts. Even rat snake and some other specie. The only place I feel you might be right is that little snake can't have the energy and strength to constrict that agama.

laivwire:
How did the lizard get paralyzed if not by venom. Or do you think the animal will stay put while its being swallowed?

What if the op didn't witness the construction part. Just saying though.

Salewa97:
Toh

Makinde should focus on his re election bid as the presidency is far far far away

Reelection to third term abi? Have you seen a Tinubu support with wisdom?

helinues:
Those who are expecting sympathy or empathy from my own end about this minor's case are purely blackmailers.

Why should we feel empathy about something we advised and warned una no to tow the lane because those are the consequences, you people would always act before thinking.

Those who incited those minors into all this pains should bury their heads under their pillows.

What exactly did the protest achieve? They turned their own opposition to opposing any moves by the government without even given a chance of logical discussion.

Those who continue to listen to those who always get things wrong would have themselves to be blamed because they have records of leading people into astray.

Nobody should cry on my mentions except if you are one of the culprits

Be like you're overestimating yourself. You're to most nsiralanders a dunce and clown whose comment is just to shake the head and see how a fool will think. You don start hustle this week again, things hard for you bro, accept my sincere sympathy.

Same idiotic folks in the govt. Una come dey try safe face. Who authorized the police and who authorized the slowpoke Minister. Tinubu just trying out disaster management skills. Las las Buhari will be considered a saint soonest.

Tinubus govt will be remembered in history for lots of inhumane treatments on lots of Nigerians and the total mess of the judiciary system. Trust me, Buhari is a saint compared to Tinubu. Dude wants to silence the people and already shifting to dictatorship.


Let's see how this end.

helinues:
You people should stop being petty.

Are those not the underage voters in North? They are not kids when voting but now kids when arrested for looting during protest

Some of you are just so confused far more than weather

You hid behind your keyboards inciting people to go for the protest you won't be part of. How devilish can some people be.

When you were advising them to go to Abuja, do this do that, you did not consider the consequences of una advise

Only simpletons take your comments serious. Pele. How much you don earn today.

The fact most of the commenters are not speaking against the unruly behaviour of the student is nauseating. I believe the teacher didn't best with intention to commit such act,.

I met someone like that years back and he really helped my life choices. I call him uncle Lekan. He was a federal civil servant while in Nigeria, he's in Canada now. I was 15 when I asked him why he couldn't get a good car as he was using an old rickety vehicle though well maintained. He told me the biggest downfall any man can die from is starting is life on loans. He broke is finance down for me to the barest minimum and taught me my first financial lesson of never using loan to start up life or business. Well, my mum had a different school of thought.

Frog jump or cane? Incoherent journalism