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Crime / Re: Woman Stealing A Bag At RCCG Church In Lagos Caught (Photos, Video) by OrdercityWeb: 10:06am On Sep 20, 2017
heendrix:
churches now adays wount stop amazing me as well dissapointing me undecided so a lady stole in the church and the best thing to do is disgrace her and hand her over to the police? what the church erected for? to gain money or win souls to christ? only a few sermon of christ love to her and message of salvation and prayers would have brought her to christ n guess what heaven would be happy but that pastor or deacon never thought so nd the church would claim to worship God every Sunday. I shake my head embarassed
The other day when pastor Adeboye said he forgave the killers of the Abuja deacon. You were the same pple who started throwing tantrums and all that. You all started berating him.
Now they exposed a thief you're saying another thing again. I pity pple that take you all serious. You're a lost investment of any right thinking person's time.
Have a good day. Bye! !
Religion / Re: Where Do Atheists Gets Their Moral Values From? by OrdercityWeb: 9:46am On Sep 20, 2017
To be frank with you. You don't actually need a "religion" before you know to do the right thing.

By nature's default, you don't need religion to tell you that sleeping with another man's wife is wrong. Do you?

"Where there is no law, there is no sin. The law only makes you concious and aware of your sin"
Religion / Re: Court Sentences Christian To Death For ‘insulting Islam’ On Whatsapp by OrdercityWeb: 9:38am On Sep 20, 2017
How sad?

I have no problem with their law. But my question is who defines what "insult" means?

I know it's the same law right, the same law created by the same people. So it goes they can frame anything as an "insult".
Well so much for "PEACE" eh?
Politics / Re: "Your Speech Was Pitiful And Uninspiring...deceit" - FKK Blasts Buhari (Photos) by OrdercityWeb: 9:35am On Sep 20, 2017
This guy needs to get himself checked. He's showing signs of acute psychological distress.

For his own good, he better check himself into "Yaba-Left" before this condition reaches an advanced stage.
Business / Re: At What Amount Do You Feel Broke? by OrdercityWeb: 9:28am On Sep 20, 2017
1k-5k

Any 4-digit balance basically

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Romance / Re: Does Sex Make A Lady Fatter? by OrdercityWeb: 9:24am On Sep 20, 2017
cummando:
Sex releases feel good hormones.











Does anybody talk about abstinence nowadays?

Yes, not everyone is crazy about sex as some others. Some folks still have their head on thier neck.

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Romance / Re: Does Sex Make A Lady Fatter? by OrdercityWeb: 9:13am On Sep 20, 2017
Yes. There is a very high possibility but it doesn't mean it's necessarily caused by sex.
Because there is no science to prove that, what it just means is that a lady getting regular sex is in a relationship which increases her chances of eating more.
Also the use of contraceptives could cause that. Most times its a lie from d pit of hell that people use to bed young girls.
But you see however you want to look at it; either from the use if contraceptives or excessive eating, sex is still the underlying factor.

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Romance / Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by OrdercityWeb: 7:22am On Sep 20, 2017
dacblogger:
Funny enough,you both used each other.

She had fun,you had fun... So don't come here n be feeling like you won American Visa lottery.

You both got played. grin
Story.
Ever heard of Hooke's Law?
Ever heard of Unwanted Pregnancy?
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By default nature has made it so that it's y'all who gets played so stop consoling yourself.
If it's the way you put it, then why don't you "play" all the guys requesting to get "played"? undecided

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Romance / Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by OrdercityWeb: 7:17am On Sep 20, 2017
Gracyswizy:
The way guys follow girls on Twitter, insta,Facebook, even nairaland, as though the are witches from someone's village, just post a fine pic, fiaaaaam your followers go reach 100 in a day,ndi mmadu sef
A majority of them are bloody asslickers.
They are a disgrace to the brotherhood.

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Family / Re: Chat Between A Married Man And His Ex-Girlfriend by OrdercityWeb: 2:34pm On Sep 19, 2017
BLESSMME:

Your intro was insulting, but I won't descend to ur low attention seeking level to insult u back. So d guys posting dia after sex pix online and ass grabbing pix online are mature abi. Please go and have lunch
You are definitely not okay. You mentioned Alphafemale now you mentioning guys again. I wouldn't have indulged you but i just had to point out your terrible inconsistencies.
You quoted me and you claim I'm looking for attention. I hope you can see you are not okay?
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I wouldn't dignify you with a reply anymore. Nkw run along!! Nepios!
Family / Re: Chat Between A Married Man And His Ex-Girlfriend by OrdercityWeb: 1:37pm On Sep 19, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Seems this is the married man.... Lolz see painment
I wanted to ignore you BUT............
You and i know these;
1) We both know I'm not the married man
2) We both know I'm not pained
3) We both know what i said is factual and that is the reason for your tactless reply.
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Finally, till when you can dispute facts with facts and not some troll-like behavioral reply. Till then I'll grant you a mention.
Note: This is the last mention I'll give you. Now run along.

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Family / Re: Chat Between A Married Man And His Ex-Girlfriend by OrdercityWeb: 1:22pm On Sep 19, 2017
zinizta:


I CONCUR WITH THE STARVING THEM OF ATTENTION PART...
Ikr. It's becoming crazy. They do it all over Twitter. Any small thing they posted private convos that are not even life threatening just to deride guys. It's a terrible behaviour.
No right thinking lady does that. If not that they seek attention.
How many times do you see guys post private convo? We don't do that, and that doesn't mean we don't have private convos.
Alot of men just need to get sense and know how to handle these ladies.
Family / Re: Chat Between A Married Man And His Ex-Girlfriend by OrdercityWeb: 1:18pm On Sep 19, 2017
BLESSMME:


The Day you meet an ALPHA FEMALE, you must bow. They don't WANT or NEED ur attention because dey don't even notice ur existence. My Guy just enjoy ur ALPHALITY in silence
Don't try to be clever by half because you are actually not clever.
You refused to stick to the context. An Alphafemale wouldnt go as low as revealing private chats for goodness sake.
Why is called an inbox then?
If the creators wanted the whole world to see your convos would they make them private?
How many times do you see guys doing tjis trashy behaviour? No its only attention seeking girls. You people need to grow up.

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Business / Re: Are You A Freelancer With UPWORK? (need Your Help) by OrdercityWeb: 11:15am On Sep 19, 2017
Rawblings:
I wasn't approved, even though I've updated my account with new skills. I'm using Nigerian profile
Hi, I'm sure they sent you the disapproval message within the space of 30 mins? Lol that's the work of a Bot, you didn't fill out your profile correctly. They have tons of application coming in everyday so its practically impossible for humans to be in charge of everything.
It's only after you pass the "Bot stage" that it gets into the hands of humans. Upwork is quite strict and professional.
I'll advice you fill your profile CORRECTLY then reapply.
Business / Re: Are You A Freelancer With UPWORK? (need Your Help) by OrdercityWeb: 11:11am On Sep 19, 2017
Dream369:
I just registered on UPWORK with US profile and I've been approved. Do I login the app with Nigeria IP just like fiverr?

Please what are the precaution measures I should take to secure my account?

I would really appreciate your response.

Thanks
Hi OP, I wouldn't advice you to do this. It might seem like a palliative measure BUT alot of problems could arise on the long run especially when it comes to issues with;
-Withdrawal of funds (Filling US task form)
-Identity verification
-Customer support
And many more.
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As someone who sells services on there, i would advice you stick with a Nigerian identity. I also do hope you are aware of the "One IP One User" policy.
We have Nigerians doing well on there, you don't have to change your identity. I will advice you stick with fiverr than Upwork. Upwork is quite more professional and they don't leave room for lapses.
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If you have further questions, shoot me a mail @ OrdercityWeb @ gmail. Com (ignore the spacing).
Jokes Etc / Re: Come And See The Type Of Photos This Small Girl Is Posting Online by OrdercityWeb: 10:55am On Sep 19, 2017
The crave for attention and validation of ladies is a very special science that should bw studied. THIS IS WHAT EVERY ALPHAMALE KNOWS

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Family / Re: Chat Between A Married Man And His Ex-Girlfriend by OrdercityWeb: 10:29am On Sep 19, 2017
In as much everything he said about his wife is wrong.
I find it very disturbing that someone could share private chat, to the extent of screenshotting pples conversation. I mean where is our humanity? Where is confidentiality for goodness sake?
I'm really disappointed. Personally anyone who shares his/her private chat with the public is very STUPID. He didn't threaten your life did he?
Why share his secret out? WHAT IS WRONG WITH NIGERIAN WOMEN AND THE CRAVE FOR ATTENTION ON SOCIAL MEDIA?
This is why i will drop dead the day i DM a lady on social media.
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Now i have a message for idiots called guys who still DM/PM ladies. You idiots are the problem, you make this cretins feel on top of the world. This is why i always say every guy should become an ALPHAMALE. All this nonsense will stop. There are too much asslickers called guys that make ladies feel ultra-special.

Everyone knows ladies want attention, they crave it. That's what an Alphamale knows and uses to his advantage. Starve them of attention,
Like the way you give a dog food in the morning then wait for it to be very hungry before giving another meal. This way its the dog that will be calling for you. WHICH MAKES YOU IN CONTROL. Imagine if every Nigerian guy can do this, you would see that Nigerian ladies will borrow sense quickly but NO we still have some idiots called guys who still lick asses.
There is no lady living or dead who can try rubbish like this with me. I starve them of attention. I only give them bits.
FOR GOODNESS SAKE YOU DUMBOS SHLD STOP MAKING LADIES FEEL SPECIAL!!

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Which Of This Remarks From Your New Boyfriend Do You Hate The Most? by OrdercityWeb: 6:31pm On Sep 18, 2017
bluetrails7:


Hehehe, we're both bosses, we're both working from home nau...

Oya open new thread, i'm dull and bored , i need some zing !
grin grin grin tongue
Romance / Re: Ladies, Which Of This Remarks From Your New Boyfriend Do You Hate The Most? by OrdercityWeb: 4:21pm On Sep 18, 2017
bluetrails7:


As usual intelligent of you bro...Nicely put... This is my new moniker by the way, what's up?
Wow! Was saying to myself that I've not been seeing your previous moniker. Good to know you're still around.
I'm good bruh. Pushing the whole thing. I'm sure you're good. You're da boss now cool
Family / Re: Today's Experience Changed My View On Domestic Violence by OrdercityWeb: 8:15pm On Sep 17, 2017
Ayinke93:
I don't judge men that get physical with thier wives until I hear the man's side of d story.. I'm a lady and I'm saying this from my heart.
I grew up having first hand experience of my mum insulting my dad badly, her mouth is very sharp and she insults and slaps him at the slightest provocation. Infact there are times I get very angry and talk to her badly. I grew up seeing my mum very rude and it had a bad influence on our relationship... Even till now, we are not close at all. Although the all scenario made me grow up to be more reasonable with handling issues with men, but it has as some bad influence on me... Sometimes I tend to shout at my bf because that was the only means of communication I saw my mother use growing up..
Women should be calm and learn to briddle your tongues.. My parents are still married today all because of my dad.. He's the calm one but my mom is a story for another day.
Till date I'm still work in progress when it comes to handling issues because I learnt everything I know about character and manners outside home.. Thanks to the good friends I made in school.
A woman should be an home keeper... Men don't just beat unless something triggers them.. Unless of course u married a psycho.
Romance / Re: A Man I Considered A Friend Wanted To Have Sex With Me - Lady Cries Out (photos) by OrdercityWeb: 6:21pm On Sep 17, 2017
Prognose:


But we're not little children na. We got blood flowing in our veins and the reason we're friends with you in the first place is because we're attracted to you somehow.
It's OK to hang out with a guy but don't give him ideas, don't keep late nights and don't snuggle up to him in cold weather. And definitely don't ask him for monetary favours. Let the friendship be simple friendship. Dazzal.
Romance / Re: A Man I Considered A Friend Wanted To Have Sex With Me - Lady Cries Out (photos) by OrdercityWeb: 6:19pm On Sep 17, 2017
kimbraa:
From the comments on here, one could tell how the average guy's mind works. It's always;
Sex! sex!! And sex!!!. They don't know there're boundaries not to cross. I pity girls of this generation who're not wise. No wonder most of you act like "dogs" at the sight of women.

The girl should be blamed for rejecting his offer but the fool should be praised for trying to sleep with a girl he doesn't have a relationship with.
[b]Hello, your comment on the surface looks okay. But I'll just say a few things as a "guy in this generation".
Now, all the accusation you put against the male folks in your comments are actually not their faults. Take note, I'm not justifying the guys' action.
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There are 2 culprits to this;
1) The media is at fault, there is so much sex appeal on the media, i mean everywhere you turn to; social media, T.V, Ads, Movies and all.
You know man is a visual creature, so this "things" are all stimulants. It takes a self-controlled or a guy with a conscience to actually refuse sexual thoughts.
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2) Ladies, yes i know this might sound offensive.But ladies of this generation are part of this. You guys over sexualize yourselves.
You'd see a lady who knows her boobs are very visible still post such pictures on social media.
I know you might come up with statements such as Developed countries bla bla. That is entirely a different context. You cant compare the 2 settings.
SOME LADIES portray themselves as sexual objects, that's why guys treat them as such. I remember a lady who topped my class in sec school. There is no way a guy will stay with her in a room and want to try anything BECAUSE the way she carries herself. When you hear her talk every thought of sex will vanish!!
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**my 2 cents**[/b]

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Romance / Re: A Man I Considered A Friend Wanted To Have Sex With Me - Lady Cries Out (photos) by OrdercityWeb: 5:52pm On Sep 17, 2017
I don't agree with the guys actions BUT why do ladies act as if they are confused?
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You refuse their advances they'll call you GAY

You make advances they'll call you RAPIST.
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I don't get honestly. undecided

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Which Of This Remarks From Your New Boyfriend Do You Hate The Most? by OrdercityWeb: 9:36pm On Sep 16, 2017
xxxcity:

Take your childishness to your home. When you grow up, you can step outdoors
Lol!! Typical! I wasn't expecting you to say anything intelligent actually. You couldn't just dispute what i said.
Anyway if in your own world what it means to be "mature" is going into "sex-contracts" tagged "Relationships" where you both know you are never going to get married. Then i like my "childishness".
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Don't even bother. I wouldn't grace your next mention. By the way argue with your increased divorce rate and marital unfaithfulness.
....Mtcheeew. love kor hate ni. Love and they can't keep 6 months relationship after they've done what they are supposed to be doing in marrage already. So the guy thinks to himself what's the point?......
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Bye! tongue
Romance / Re: What Romance And Marriage Will Look Like In 100 Years To Come? by OrdercityWeb: 8:20am On Sep 16, 2017
This is why i always say sex shouldn't be done in a relationship. Sex clouds your sense of reasoning. You hardly make the right decision about the person when you've had sex with them.
What i just stated is the MAJOR reason of divorces and marriage failures in this century.

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Romance / Re: Genevieve Confirms Her Secret Marriage With Rumoured Bf After Posting This Pics by OrdercityWeb: 8:16am On Sep 16, 2017
I'm sad. You know why?
















All those ladies who used to use her as a reference point for their mantra "Marriage is not compulsory". They have just lost one of their major veterans in Geneivive. Well they still have Linda Ikeji tho.
But the problem would be what will they do when linda now gets married? Okay well they still have Oprah. grin
Romance / Re: Ladies, Which Of This Remarks From Your New Boyfriend Do You Hate The Most? by OrdercityWeb: 8:12am On Sep 16, 2017
xxxcity:
Ladies in the house. I want to know which of the statements below you hate the most. And what will be your reaction.

Statement 1: You met this guy. He asked you out. You fancied him and said yes. Several dates lead to the major date where you spent the night at his place. After sex, he said "This is the worst sex he has had. The sex was terrible. And you are horrible at sex"


Statement 2: You met this guy. He asked you out. You fancied him and said yes. After eating out on a couple of dates, he invited you to his place and you decided to cook since both of you were not going to eat out that day. You cooked and both of you ate the food. After eating, he said "This is the worst food he has tasted. The food was terrible. And you are a horrible cook"


Ladies, which of this statements do you hate the most?
Hold on. Is this all you folks do in relationships nowadays?
No wonder there is a dearth of values in the society today. No wonder people can't sustain ordinary 6-months relationship.
A guy and a lady will say they are in a "relationship" and they both know they are just there to have "sex".
You folks have bastardized the word "love".
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi And Banky W Tease Each Other On Instagram (Photos) by OrdercityWeb: 7:31am On Sep 16, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I will bookmark this page for reference when these two have broken up.


This union is 100% unsustainable.
You have finally been released. Eh? undecided

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Romance / Re: I Want To Go Back To Being A Witch by OrdercityWeb: 7:26am On Sep 16, 2017
deturla:
Yet another weird email from a reader.


I never really knew I had witchcraft, but I knew I used to meet with certain people in the spirit, whenever I sleep and I used to have my way with men; in terms of money and other financial things. After the deliverance, things went back to normal, no dream meetings and no urge to collect the extraordinary from guys or even old men.


http://deedeesblog.com/dees-inbox-i-want-to-go-back-to-being-a-witch/
Going by your definition @the bolded. Are you saying most Nigerian girls are "witches"? undecided

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