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Jeon:
Beautiful Opheodrys is a non-venomous..
Lolz..
he/she is quick to run away from you, immediately you make an eye contact.. Very funny snake.


Lalasticala

I hope you know there are many snakes that look almost exactly like this one and they are poisonous
The picture below is a pit viper, it is venomous and It looks exactly like the op’s snake. How sure are you that the op didn’t kill a pit viper

I have been looking for the cute picture for the past 5 mins

No offence bro
Your songs are terrible

Datboredberri:
Haha! Yes! The cartoon is extremely weird... I love Patrick too! And spongebob is so annoying!!! If I were squidward, I would have killed him!

Lol
Squidward hates spongebob with passion
What he hates most is the combination of spongebob and patrick playing outside
He hates everyone and everything
The only thing he likes is his clarinet

The smell of my ex’s fart can make a mortuary attendant cry


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Datboredberri:


I think it's great! Men who watch cartoons live longer... It's a proven fact...

I made my uncles watch Nickelodeon cartoons too... They think spongebob is a bread...

Lol
I hope this proven fact is true

Sponge bob
That cartoon is so weird
How can a crab give birth to a whale

Even at that, i still giggle whenever i watch it
I love patrick
He is amazingly stupid
More reason why i like him

Datboredberri:
Haha! Who's got you watching cartoons? A tough man like you...

It's adorable... I enjoy them...

I can see the semblance!

I love cartoons
I stopped watching them around 2019.
Last year my lil cousin came to stay with me for sometime, the lil fellow colonised my GOTV remote control and made me watch every cartoon on nickelodeon, since then, I’ve been stuck

Datboredberri:
Hm... Warm wet phat lips... What's not to love?

She looks like a fish tho

Lol
If you watch cartoons
There is this fish cartoon, Baby shark
Her lips looks exactly like baby shark’s best friend’s lips


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Hehehe
In yoruba, they call this elete momo ri momo

In Edo, we call it unu gbiki

In hausa, they call in kumbura n baki

In igbo, they call it gigantic onu


Imagine say she kiss Emidon11 with that mouth
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Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

tayo60:
E se gan. Mo ma ma reti awon ohun te le ma she funmi

Kosi iyonu
Ma ko gbo gbo e wa layi pe

tayo60:
To, o da bahun! Ise a maa lo deedee, aje a si ma bugbaje o, sugbon e maa gbagbe a tii ra Bugatti ti mo so o

Ami ase

Mi o le gba gbe laye
Koda ma ra Ferrari ati Lamborghini mo
Ma tun fun yin ni BTC gan

tayo60:
see my husband on every thread, abeg, ise wo le n se o

Alabere eran ni mi
Mo de ma n se awon ise kan kan lori ero ayara bi asa

One of the reason why i keep a sharp cutlass in my house, I will detach the hand and cook egusi soup for my mongrel, e go pray for me tire.

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

When zip hold the hair of your prick
When door hold your hand
When e reach time to nack, she come tell you say she dey on her period
When you dey wave person, you come realise say no be you the person dey wave



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Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

tayo60:
I just dey smile ni sha

Na One of the plenty benefit wey you go dey enjoy if i give you the ring
Na you just dey do anyhow
2seconds wedding done sup
2 seconds children done full everywhere
Asper father Abraham style

tayo60:
Well, make it £200k and 2022 Rolls Royce. Mi o sa ni ojukokoro now

Ojukokoro khe
Mo le fun e ni kidney mi gan

Drop location, so my boys can bring in the Rolls Royce sharp sharp

tayo60:
Ok, send £50k to my aza, Ka ti ibeyen bere

£50k lasan
Iyawo mi you pass like that
Let me send 1million kuwait

tayo60:
shey smile and laugh go buy me Tesla? By d way, who be taju?

Who tell you say i no fit buy you Tesla
Shey you dey whine me ni
Tesla car wey my gate man take dey do uber
Tesla phone wey i dey dash oyo women at work and amotekun anyhow

Taju nau
The guy wey wan steal you from me

tayo60:
see d way I dey smile

If to day you gree marry me lasan, na smile and laugh you go dey laugh till old age
Your old age no go even show self, but you say na broda taju you like

fuckingAyaya:
so because of the joint Okpa and coke business ur family recently opened is that the reason for ur bragging?

Lol
Odogwu you bad

[quote author=tayo60 post=114697572][/quote]Fear khe
Emi abijawara bi ekun
Me wey spirit dey fear.
If i just bring out my oraimo cord and approach her, she go take the next flight back to her domain.
I’ll now be singing, winner o o o o winner, winner o o o winner, orgasm giver you done win oh, winner, pata pata you go win forever, winner

tayo60:
ah ah! are you sure?

Yes now
Look closely, you’ll see the similarity between the two pictures

My papaya poraro
Reply your mail
Let’s go private
So all these bad belle people won’t be putting nose in our love affair

Tangerine yansh
It looks exactly like a tangerine after you peel the back


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Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Oraimo cord dey always dey my pocket, only one whip like this, she go return to the dark side the second time


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

If i say i saw an orangutan now, people will start throwing big stones at me.
So I won’t say anything


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Kinzo0917:
. You too funny. You just made me smile. Funny guy

Lol
We gather dey bro

anonymuz:
mine is your number 5. 3 years now,no girlfriend

Chai
Oga mi
Who do you this thing
How have you been coping

EcstasyCloud9:
Bro I no fit laugh again @ the bolded, man! I like you already.

Lol
The connection between me and those animals too tight
But if I don’t sell them, I’ll go broke
Na that one no come make sense at all

Hehehe
She no gree you kiss her
How she go gree you chop kpomo like this
Oga you are finished


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Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Asceleb16:
This is exactly what i wanted to see... This is just the truth,some infections are contacted from a dirty toilet or even from bending by roadsides to pee... You are great, Mr rain boot

Normal something bro

You are great too bruv

If you know what those guys pass through in the north, you’ll believe the Nigerian army can face any army in the world in a ground combat.

People like the op are the reason why the whites will always see blacks as slaves.
Blame the bad leaders not the soldiers.
If the army should go on strike for just one day, Nigeria will collapse.

From the dress mode of the soldiers, anybody who stays or stayed in the barracks can easily tell they are in barrack duty, probably guarding one colonel or major’s house. So no need to put on combat kit. But if the senior man they are guarding wants to go out of the barracks, the soldiers will be clad in all necessary kit.




One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Lol
Wait until you meet short men
Especially the ones with low self esteem