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fikayormi:
I don’t even have an idea of all dis bullshit you are saying , it shows you are brought up in thick red poverty ,

Sorry oo In your next life choose wisely , cos this life ain’t for you at all , and the worst is that you have no hope

Sorry but not sorry

Shut the fvck up, you’re just surprised that I’m aware your father is a common thief in Ibadan town, and your mum sells black wood, sabina, agbo jedi and expired weed.

Once again
If your father doesn’t stop stealing, he’ll get burnt alive one day.
As for you, we all know you are an NFA member, no future ambition, your life circles around Nairaland, with that rubber band packed java phone of yours, na all this small small children dey constitute nuisance for nairaland. Oloriburuku, me and you dey insult ourselves , you go dey carry my papa own join, it is obvious your father is a worthless being in your eyes that’s why you think everyone’s dad is like your poverty controlled father. Better go hustle before your yeye papa pass am to you, your own go be penury


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Reason why i thought my sisters how to box real good


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

fikayormi:
Ode koriburuku danu

If they check his lineage now , poverty and wretchedness is their watchword and their anthem

The werey dad is just a recruit soldier wey neva earn pass 40k for their entire service and career

Sorry bro

Bobo has better things to do than waste it dragging with a drugster and a criminal

Ba tie lo oga awon oloriburuku

Lol my papa sha better pass your agbero papa wey dey thief thief for beere and molete, if your papa no stop to dey thief, na my papa go shoot am die lol

As you dey so, our mongrel feed pass all of una for una house lol.

I’m very sure you’re the only one with phone in your family ( java phone ) and daily free 50mb to surf opera mini, better come make we employ you for our pig farm, so you go dey chop their remnant pkc and gnc lol


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

fikayormi:
Go and kick him ode…

Next time, no dey enter my thread dey talk nonsense again
Nursery 2 dropout

fikayormi:
Go and kick him ode…

So the man dey that useless to you sotay you want make i help you kick am. Chai
You sure say you no be bastard so
Omo ale jati jati

fikayormi:
Na me get time to be dragging with a man very miserable man living a very miserable life , your foolish rainboat that you use everyday wey neva spoil

Have some sense and get a life

Official fool….

Bye lunatic

I done see your future say na anry crowd go kill you when you go thief for bodija market

fikayormi:
Na me get time to be dragging with a man very miserable man living a very miserable life , your foolish rainboat that you use everyday wey neva spoil

Have some sense and get a life

Official fool…

If you no take time, i go use the rain boot kick your papa for blokus

fikayormi:
Ode no too disgrace your entire generation here na, have small sense , at least cover your generation’s shame outside na

Must everyone know your a he goat?

I sha better pass you wey woman insult sotey them use stretcher carry you go native doctor house
I hear say you dey addicted to your girlfriend choking her fingers inside your anus when she dey give you Mouth Action


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

fikayormi:
E ma gbo werey . She fit u dude … perfectly eranko

But you na sikira omo iya alata you dey fvck for inside goat house


Las las na candidlady i go still call make she come bury you finish

Digbolugi jati jati

Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

fikayormi:
Candidlady? That one Na werey wey I don dealt with , no tell me say na u dey service her toto?

If so my condolences to you bro

Alaye shut up
Girl wey she insult your life for that gay thread sotey people come dey beg her make she pity your carrier

Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

fikayormi:
Gba Baba re soldier loju. Ori re ko pe… stop the weed son

Baba e agbero ni ma gba loju
Iya e ton ta imumu ni ma gba loju

I go call candidlady for you now


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

fikayormi:
Clown .. use your sense next time

Wa fikayo mo ti pon e le to o
Ma gba e l’oju o


Iranu... radarada... mo ti kuro ni hayin

Orgasm giver had no problem with gays until one tried to touch my ( protected area ) in the middle of the night, in the boys hostel, when i just got admission. Thunder fire you chidi and thunder fire nepa too


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

SilentQueen:
Lunatic!!!

Uhhhhh
That was an upper cut

You is one nasty lady


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Localgrandpa:
I concor. Fvck em allllll

You will make heaven bruv


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Thank God oh
I thought mine was a sickness or mental order. Its not like i hate the fact that i was born oh, i just wish they forgot the date so anyone won’t disturb my life with birthday wishes. My birthday is this month too, i better turn off all notifications so i can sleep anyhow that day.

Last year, one idiot told almost everyone in our department that it was my birthday, nasty mfs come dey pursue me with water.

Everybody up there just dey lie say say them dry forget their birthday, na wah oh

Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

fikayormi:
Ohh , you mean weed has destroyed you already? Really Rest In Peace son , may you find solace in hell

If them check well nau
Them go see say this one na mpuru miri addict
Fikayo abi na gegemu you dey take?
rest in the fire burning with sulphur bruv

Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Vinnie2000:
Hmm, Rainboot man don create post! Wahala dey!

All those people need kick for kidney


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Qatar2022:
Orgasm giver I sight you

I sight you too bruv
One love

fikayormi:
Rest son

Rest in peace bruv
One love


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Benin is not a difficult place to stay son..

But we have no industry or company were you can work..
You just need to be street wise to survive

Things are so expensive here...including transportation
Some part of Benin city is even worse...like sapele road and edpa (opposite uniben main gate)..

And nor waka anyhow for night because Edo boys sabi disarm....ogbe, Ekosodin and upper boys nor get joy..

Anyway...if you come sha just halla me make dey together...but you must be willing to tolerate smoke environment because I be smoker

Damn....
Yo bruv
Don’t hide information from him

Yo op
When you get here, if you see people running, run

If you see people beating a thief, no join oh, when he gets released he’ll locate all of you one by one and machete y’all

If confra boys dey fight, hide under your bed

Inna this place, no go toast girl any how oh

Inna this place, if your landlady seduce you, no reject her oh ( e get why )

Inna this place vigilantee get mouth pass police, if you get any issue, enter vigilantee office


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

fikayormi:
Na your soldier papa thunder go fire

Lol e pain am

Qatar2022:
Sorry one day it will be fine

Your name na qatar
If you win trophy
E go be catastrophe


Creativity kill me here


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

fikayormi:
Try they have sense once in a while

I dey reason say thunder go soon fire your left ball


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Ilamina:
You are blessed that your sister never hooked up with your gateman

Us that is dealing with the problem

free us

If my sister every tries that horse shit, I’ll give herself and the gateman two nasty kicks to the ass respectively. They will realise I’m badder than a bladder. Damn...


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Ladies and bruvs
I’m using this medium to say thunder fire buhari, osibanjo, atiku, lie muhammed, godwin emefiele etc

I know this ain’t the right section to post this but i don’t give a flying or swimming fvck. I can post anywhere i like, besides swearing curses on them is romantic to me, oh look I’m even having an erection

Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Ilamina:
This gateman, my brother wants me to f.cck

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Day 3

Rain no gree fall oh, i still had to wet by myself today too.
As i was wetting i noticed these green caterpillars, the seeds haven’t even germinated and they are already here doing fasting and prayer. Someone should please tell me what to use and finish them off before they turn my farm to their restaurant.