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Sports / Betking: Someone Won 40 Million Naira With 7,000 Naira by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 1:02pm On Jul 08, 2019
As seen on their social media page an online user who played a game with 7,000 won Almost #40,000,000.
Ova the weekend.

Health / Re: Smoking - Please Help by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 1:35pm On Jul 04, 2019
I understand ur predicament and it seems u re a slave to ur smoking addiction.
Truth b told, we all re a slave to 1 addiction or the other.

Since u already know the health implications, I think one of the ways people use for withdrawal is seeking Medical hlp not sure tho but I think I had heard it b4 that there are injections that can be given to aid withdrawal.

Then have u tried E Cigarettes. It comes in diff forms and flavors u shld try dat out as well
Education / Re: OAU: A Great Citadel Of Learning That Leaves A Lasting Impression! by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 10:03am On Jun 22, 2019
Bringing back the sweet memory of Ogba Femi.
Crime / Re: US Cops Threatens To Shoot Woman Because Her 4yr Old "Stole" A Barbie (Video) by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 5:48am On Jun 15, 2019
I am sure most people didn't watch d video.
I saw it on Twitter yesterday and I was very scared
You need to see the way she was being harassed with a gun she was asked to drop a toddler she was crying in oda to raise up her hands and I was like wow..
She was even begging that the baby can't work yet those idiots were screaming on top of their voices that she shld drop her baby.

Now Mr travel would such force be melted on a white woman and her husband for such a trivial issue?

It took the intervention of the white guys filming the whole thing wch I'm sure those police didn't know about b4 they stopped yelling at her and her baby.

I really wish u could see d video cos that picture up there won't do justice to the whole thing that happened.

I was just fuming inside of me and immediately I understood why my uncle chose UK for his' Post grads.
He said he doesn't want a country where a police officer would just point gun at him for no just cause neither would he visit a country where a mofo would just pull a gun at him any time
iammo:


Mr Dunce, i have resided in three continents, and if you check my propics you'd see or my IG handle on my profile bio.

Now to the topic mr dunce. A law enforcer gets called by a shop owner on a busy day, he approaches the suspect for questioningg and she start nagging and walking away.

Do you let her go, and get queried for.allowing a suspect go

Or do you.apply force to subdue her.

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Politics / Re: Non-inclusion Of Igbo Man In First Six National Position Worrisome– Agbakoba by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 6:46am On Jun 14, 2019
Urchman200:
no yoruba man occupied any position as at that time ?who was the speaker of house of representatives as at that time remind me bros.?

Chief shey be u ve Google on ur fone rather than making such error, u confirm 1st
Dimeji Bankoe 07-11
Aminu Tambuwal 2011 - 20215
Except if the name Tambuwal is now a Yoruba name

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 9:02pm On Jun 06, 2019
About cursing the oda guy that supports the movement and every otha guys on this thread that supports cultism, the question I always want to ask them is would they b proud as a father to tell there children they are a member of a cult group and would they bold enof to take there sons for initiation or would they be happy and proud of there sons of they come home to tell them they are cultist.

If any of them can answer yes to any of these questions above, then I doff my hat 4 such person and respect his believes however if there is anything contrary to this, then they are just bunch of Hypocrites that do not know what to do with there lives

I want any of u cultist to come and answer my questions.

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Education / Re: How June 1st Cultist Scare Is Putting OAU On Lockdown by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 3:07pm On Jun 01, 2019
Elagancy:
imagine dis scenario.

u went to an armed robber, knowing he is an armed robber, and asked him to help u wit his gun so u can use it to attack de robbers disturbing u. he gave u his gun and even helped you to fight dem until all of dem were defeated. then u later go to de police to tell dem de guy is an armed robber and u kno where he keeps his gun


as I dey write dis imaginative comparison, I don start to dey vex for dis snitch.


loyalty, integrity and honor are things I consider highly. and Mr DSS does not have any of dis

I am not a cultist but I don't support such shit. i kno some ayes and they are de best cultist u can make friends wit. if Mr DSS is to do de right thing, let him take his profession seriously by doing his investigation and exposing all de cults activities. not being an opportunist who got saved from vikings by ayes and now he's exposing dem.

wat I kno is dat such ppl don't last. no be even ayes go kill dis one sef.
I think I understand ur stand now.
However, just like I said earlier what is wrong can neva b right

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Education / Re: How June 1st Cultist Scare Is Putting OAU On Lockdown by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 5:28am On Jun 01, 2019
O ye marlians and Zlatan fans can u see the fools u people are supporting.

Staunch cultist who has endangered life of students and disrupt the peace of a school that hasn't has cultist issues for up to 20 yrs now.

Are these set of people ur role models and would u b happy if u ve children in the skool and there are threats to there life becos of one fool.

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Education / Re: How June 1st Cultist Scare Is Putting OAU On Lockdown by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 5:23am On Jun 01, 2019
Elagancy:
abeg o Mr DSS. I'm not a cultist like you. there's nothing like a repentant cultist. nemesis is their shadows. your grave Mr DSS lies in front of you.

I respect security agencies but I hate snitches. I hate you more because you are one sided. anyway, ur reliance shall be made null by de weapons of those u seek, de nozzles of your colleagues guns, de wheels of de vehicles on de road or de dish u eat. trust me, it pays to look more, hear more and talk less. you, an acclaimed DSS official, should kno better.

I thank God I'm not a cultist. so whether u be cultist or security official o, u can do me nothing

Oga are u calling him a snitch becos he spoke about his' ordeal as a cultist or becos he speaks against cultism, or becos he denounced his membership.
I don't really get?
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But 4rm the way u re talking if truly u ain't a cultist then why are u pained about what he has done.
What is wrong is wrong and can neva be right.

Saynotocultism has opened the eyes of those that wants to see if they ven't joined b4 now to what they shld expect so it's left to anyone that wants to suffer such to continue to trail in that path.

Me as a person, once u strt acting funny as my friend, I distance myself from u completely.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 10:57am On May 29, 2019
saynotocultism:


This is just the beginning of my story . They are empty chest beaters . I now work with the DSS and I am waiting for them . These fools. I did all to make them happy. I spent a lot for them even after school. I helped them get connections and placed them in a position to help thier family, these fools couldn’t even help me with 7k when I had health issues . They are all leeches . Bastards and all they think about is thier self . I went to south Africa to hussle and they threw me out of thier house knowing fully well I had no place to stay. I will narrate everything , I just need to round up work . Bastards , I go blow any body head wey come close to me, maybe they think they are dishing out threats to their fellow bastards . See all of you threatening me, I use a glock and not locally made guns and oka made . You go just die like fowl.

God bless u abundantly OP.
I was really scared 4 u and was just praying in my mind that nothing shld happen to u.
Hearing that u re now a DSS member makes me ova happy.
I'm sure there are many others that want to speak up but the fear of what would happen if they try too.

O ye Mofos screaming Egede and po Egede he is waiting 4 u with ur threat.
The interesting thing is with the agency he works with, it is under there jurisdiction to handle Mofos like u so if u die, u die for nothing and u rot in hell like all ur oda Mofos that had died b4 u.

Just look at the way u people carry cult matter 4 head and it keeps on lingering in my mind that yrs to come, would u Mofos b proud to tell ur children u were a cultist in skool and perhaps u even killed people.

Just wondering

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Phones / Re: Hey Nairalanders, Time To Show Off Your Homescreen Design by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 7:40pm On Apr 18, 2019
Mine

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 10:52pm On Apr 03, 2019
About today at the AC

It was fun and hectic met nice and wonderful people old time friends and colleagues.
So to the real gist.
Got there few mins after 1 cos I was slated for 2pm. Normal signing in was done and we were all given a unique ID that carries no. and dat served as everyone's unique identifier.

We didn't start anything until 4pm.
We were addressed about the whole process and activities expected of us. A folder was handed over to every individual with details of the days' activities.

Grouped based on our no.s randomly so if u come in with ur friend, u may not be in d same group.

Strtd the whole process with d group discussion. We were given topics in d main hall where we seated and the case study has to do with CBN with a new rule and how it affects Commercial banks.

Grouped into 8 then we went in for the discussions 5 mins to go tru the case study and 20 mins to discuss.
For my own group, Some1 acted as time keeper and anoda person acted as Sec. to get our points.
The group discussion was interesting make sure u contribute. I don't really know what accessory were looking out 4 but at least try to contribute.
Everybody talked in my group and d Sec. was just discussing what we all discussed b4 we were told time up. Mind u, we weren't interrupted tru out d discussion we were just accessed.
Back to the main hall for oda activities. While some groups were doing PP, some were writing essays, then some went for oral interviews so the process ain't sequential so every group were doing different things at the same time.

HCP was magnanimous enough to give us light refreshment (Something to hold body and soul together). In case you re an heavy eater, you can fill Ur stomach before coming.

Interview questions
Introduce ur sef
Then scenario questions.
Such as time u were asked to do something against ur principle how u handled it
Time u were in a group of diverse culture how u handled the less supportive members and how u got the task done.
Question abt FBN products and services
What areas do u think dey need to develop on
Where has the coy done well
Questions abt FBN threw me off balance
I think non accting grads were asked questions abt why bank.

Every oda activities were based on the Case study
Essay. 20 mins
PP 20 mins to design, then 10 mins to present but my Accessors gave me 7 mins guess dey were trying to manage time
Grp discussions et all

OH we did what we call Personality test in PWC
Questionnaires that doesn't ve Right/wrong answers just U and who u Re and what u stand for.

I left around 8pm and it was a 4hr of serious drilling

Lest I 4gt everybody in HCP knows about Nairaland.com and perhaps this thread I guess that is why others didn't say much.

However I don't really see it as a fierce competition and I'm doing this not just for the sake of those of us doing it this Yr but those that would yrs 2 come just like we were able to visit 2016 thread and this thread seems to b the 1st job thread where members seems to b selfish with infos (my own opinion ooo)

I ve learnt from oda job thread that is why I feel I owe this thread my own bit. Comments are always detailed.
You would even be surprised to see those that ve gone tru d process coming to hlp prospective members with advises and answering questions. Even jobs that has to do with Big 4s and Oil Company.

Iast last we go dey alright.
I drop my pen here.
. Oh I got home 9.30 and my house is very close obviously most would get home later than that.

I think HCP needs to look into this. As much as we re job hunting Safety of applicants also matters.
I met a guy that said he was going to Ibadan this night.

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Politics / Re: See Ekiti Poster That's Got People Talking. by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 8:44pm On Sep 25, 2016
Oh Men!!!!..... Ah dunno what 2 think sef.
Jokes Etc / Re: Pictures That Will Make You Laugh So Hard, You Will Appreciate You Saw Them by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 10:34am On Sep 06, 2016
BOOOORRRRIIINNNGGG!!!!....It was so borin d@ I 4got 2 laff

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Romance / Re: Question Of The Day:- Do Girls Gist About How Big A Guy’s D!ck Is? by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 5:25pm On Aug 28, 2016
Frankicent:
lolz grin why you dey whyn nd nah?
I ve just learnt a new tip 2day, it kinda commands respect 4rm any lady readin d post
Romance / Re: Question Of The Day:- Do Girls Gist About How Big A Guy’s D!ck Is? by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 9:19am On Aug 28, 2016
Frankicent:


never give a lady the power to make decision...


correction....

not can we be Friends.......
it should be....

hmmmm.....to the gal @your profile She's looks stunning and nutty with a high classified rare shape... Too bad she's hiding her cute face *sad* am sure she looks like K.K Kim kardashian... am so certain to confirm my words
am going to pm you so we continue from there..... she already know were you going.... You apply humor, complement ......grin


with your question she might decline...
Bros I tuale u
Education / Re: My Top (WTF) Facts You Never Know (photos) by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 3:33pm On Aug 21, 2016
Nice 1 OP
Romance / Re: Meet This Romantic Lady With The Longest Legs In The World by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 8:40am On Aug 14, 2016
ThE GIRL HAS LOnG LEG meaning she know person pltnty
Culture / Re: Police Officer Salutes Emir Sanusi - Photo by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 3:40pm On Aug 11, 2016
[b][/b]Who re the concerned Nigerians

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Education / Re: Nigeria Universities and Polytechnics In Photos by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 10:33am On Aug 06, 2016
I rep GREAT IFE...

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Celebrities / Re: Remember The Girl Who Was Caught Having S*x?here’s What Happened!’ by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 5:25pm On Aug 05, 2016
OP I DON HLP U COPY AND PASTE AM HERE
My discoveries are pathetic. On the said 28th July, 2016, one Uzoamaka from Ohaozara West Development centre of Ebonyi State, was caught and bundled into the house of the Coordinator of Ohaozara Development Centre, Mr Ogbonnaya Ene Odi by his younger brother, Enekwachi Ene Odi and other boys loyal to the coordinator. According to my source, the coordinator had alleged that the young girl was in the habit of prostituting and sleeping with almost all men and even the married ones in the Community. Therefore, he had to delegate his younger brother and a couple of other youths, to go bundle the girl to his house where he stripped her unclad and ordered his boys to film her and also to make sure it goes round so as to serve as deterrent to others who may intend or are already involved in such habits. My brothers and sisters, this is what other bloggers failed to report. Well, there is more to this. Sit tight. Uzoamaka, the young beautiful girl whom you see being tortured and dehumanized in the video below has COMMITTED NO OFFENCE! Just like other young girls of her age, boys were on her trail. As expected, she has a boyfriend, but some boys including those loyal to the Coordinator were not in her good books. She saw them as touts and as a result turned down their advances. In fact, Mr Enekwachi Ene Odi, the younger to the Coordinator had made advances towards her of which she equally turned down. So, on that fateful day, these boys and their coordinator conspired to disgrace the young girl. They took her to the coordinator’s house, forcefully stripped her naked and tortured her like none ever. In the video below, the Coordinator is the man wearing traditional dress dragging the girl and the younger brother did the flogging. My source further disclosed that the coordinator and his boys took this action because the girl refused to sleep with any of them. They however told the world that the girl is a prostitute and sleeps with married men thereby breeding prostitution in the community. Well, if you watch the video below, for those who understand the Ohaozara dialect, she is being forced to accept sleeping with some persons in the community who are perceived political opponents. I also learnt that these persons were afterwards fined by the coordinator! Hmmmm. This is unbelievable, right? You’d better believe it. Nigeria has turned to something quite unexplainable. I cant believe how people who are in positions of authority will decide to use it against their own subjects. I am beginning to see the caliber of persons who the Governor of Ebonyi State has as his appointees. The Governor is a respected man. But it’s a shame how favoritism, I assume, has brought so great shame upon him. Is this what the Governor saw before making him a coordinator? Did he actually care about the person or was he more concerned about settling people he feels are loyal without considering their person? Why flog the girl. Why film her and upload to the internet? Why such inhuman treatment on this girl? Stripped of her rights, treated like a worthless LovePeddler. Oh how he has succeeded in destroying and stigmatizing this young lady. Am surprised that the Governor has not done anything yet about this. I am surprised that the so called human rights activists are all quiet about this. I am surprised that up till date, he still bears the title honourable. I am surprised he still lives in his home and not languishing in jail. I am surprised. #JusticeForUzoamaka.

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Politics / Re: United States Of Nigeria Flag On Social Medias Causes Outrage - See Tweets by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 4:33pm On Aug 05, 2016
With d existence of social media, as a public figure once u make mistakes just JEJELy st@ prayin d@ Nigerians do not pick on u cos once dey do, ur OWN don done b d@.
Howeva, nobody is above mistake. Life of a public person OMo ko easy rara ah no dey envy dem sometimes.
GOD BLESS UNITED STATE oF NIGERIA.
Make in no b lik say me sef no join.

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Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 11:50am On Aug 03, 2016
I vote Fynestboi Photoshoot Cc: NL Jega

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Fashion / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 12:19pm On Aug 02, 2016
I vote fynestboi Photoshoot Vizkiz Cc: NLJEGA

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele & Her N100k Louis Vuitton Bag by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 9:10am On Aug 01, 2016
I'm sure dis will make d FP. Kindly buzz me wen it does
Events / Re: Guy Celebrates Birthday In Wheelbarrow With Friends by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 8:37am On Jul 27, 2016
I still keep imagining d fun behind all dis brouhaha. I ve seen diff cases where the supposed fun turned awry, was it wen a young lady was mistakenly bathed with acid by her friends thinkin it was water or wen a friend landed in d hospital wen she was mistakenly hit in her ear 2 mention a few. I ve come 2 notice d@ it is very common amongst our present day youths. This has 2 stop, we shldnt wait until lives re bein lost b4 we bcome cautious of it.
Happy birthday 2 d celebrant
Politics / Re: Interesting Write Up By Reuben Abati Over Melaye’s Assault by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 11:47pm On Jul 15, 2016
Another English has been added 2 d Nigerian Dictionary courtesy of our Famous writer: Reuben Abati
Dinomelaye (Verb) e.g
Don't DINOMELAYE my wife
I DINOMELAYED ur wife
I'll DINOMELAYE ur wife
I'm DINOMELAYing ur wife
Why re u DINOMELAYING my wife.
Back 2 d main issue. It's quite disheartening and appalling d@ a member of d Upper chamber is found in dis kinda mess. This has actually shown d@ some of our politicians lack etiquette and discipline.

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Education / Re: OAU, Ile-ife VC: When Silence Is No More Golden by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 12:37am On Jul 05, 2016
I couldn't help buh laff after readin dis epistle cos it's very obvious d poster is 1 of d media aides of Prof. Salami. What was his effort during d NASU saga against OMOLE in ensurin d@ dre ova 5 yrs arrears was paid and u claim he is a man d@ OAU admin can be entrusted with. I totally doubt d@. however, d. Governing council also claimed no appointment had been made cos dre was still a court process goin on ova d matter so ow did he now emerge as d VC if governing council claims dey had not made any appointment

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Food / Re: Yummy Crocodile Meat I Bought by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 4:31pm On Jul 04, 2016
Fear no go make me fit swallow am

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Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Has Come Again! See What He Wore With This Cute Kid At AFWN2016! by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 1:21pm On Jul 04, 2016
simplyglow:
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for HOMO_ _ _ _ al u can fill in d gap
Politics / Re: Funso Fayose Blasts Sahara Reporters:'U're A Sick Media Portal,We Dont Care' by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 12:48pm On Jul 04, 2016
Sahara Reporters being exposing polithieafians and dre accolades Yansh since 1800. Som1 shld call d@ boy 2 order now and he needs 2 b reminded d@ IMmUNITY CLAUSE does not cover him.

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Politics / Re: Caption Dino Malaye Working As A Bodyguard To Saraki In Court Today by Orlaoluwayimika(m): 6:34am On Jun 28, 2016
Dino. B like .... CLEAR ROAD 4 OGANLA

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