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Politics / Re: Ortom: The Presidential And NASS Elections Were Rigged In Benue State by Ormbaloosu: 6:00am On Mar 17, 2023
And who stopped PDP from sharing theirs?
JealousCobra:


On the day of the election APC were sharing dollars and it made the difference 😎
Food / Re: See The Food I Bought For 2.5k In Maiduguri by Ormbaloosu: 12:28pm On Mar 06, 2023
Omo you take style hungry o. Not even the bones were spared😀😀😀
Politics / Re: Fr. Alia Emerges Winner Of The APC Rerun Primaries In Benue by Ormbaloosu: 3:38am On Feb 04, 2023
Congratulations your Excellency.

At your mention, opposition PDP scamper
Family / Re: My Husband Has Failed To Satisfy Me Sexually Despite Taking Concoctions by Ormbaloosu: 9:06pm On Jan 07, 2023
Oga, go and rest with this perverted doctrine. You speak as if Abba hates polygamy join. Wetin be de meaning of only the 1st wife is legally your wife? No where in the Bible Abba says marry one wife. I hate divorce. Abba hates it too. But polymamy is never a way to hell. Goan rest.
Righteousness2:
Wherever you are on the Face of the Earth, Listen to the voice of reasoning
Listen to the word of GOD
Listen to GOD'S Standard of Marriage so you don't use your hands to destroy yourself.

Marriage is between a Man and a woman and it is For better for worse! Until death do you part.
GOD Hates Divorce.
The Only permission given to anyone to remarry is if your spouse is dead. Outside that you are living in Adultery, Fornication, Deceiving yourself and on your way to Hell.

Departing from your spouse and remarrying either as a man or woman is Adultery.

If you are 2nd, 3rd, 4th so on wife in a home, as long as the First legally married wife is alive, you are Decieving yourself. Pack your bags and leave that Home. Eternity is a Personal Race. It is not a family or community race.

If you are a Man and you jumping up and down from one woman to another in the name of wife, you are jumping to Hell. Your 1st legally wife is your wife. Settle and Discharge the others. Eternity is a Personal Race.

Consult the Word of GOD so as not to make mistakes!
Matthew 19:4-9, Malachi 2:16

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Politics / Re: Who Was The Best And Worst Performing Governor In 2022 by Ormbaloosu: 7:32am On Jan 01, 2023
Best governor goes to Wike of Rivers
Worst governor goes to Ortom of Benue State

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Politics / Re: Inside G-5 Governors’ Deal With Tinubu - Vanguard by Ormbaloosu: 5:50pm On Dec 30, 2022
He should promise them anything but the senatorial ambition of the dullard Ortom. APC in Benue State has already fully secured the votes for the Jagaban through Alialisation movement. Ortom must reap what he has sown
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: "I Got It Wrong On Romero's Hair Pull" - Referee Mike Dean by Ormbaloosu: 8:20pm On Aug 18, 2022
What am I supposed to do with this after they ensured I missed 58k with only Chelsea match left?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: WHO: ‘Sex Is Not Limited To Male Or Female’ by Ormbaloosu: 8:08pm On Aug 14, 2022
Welcome back. quote author=slawomir post=115703021]Damnnn niggar



Live and lets live...lets accept all this things

Ya all clamouring and demanding for civilization and democracy

This are the things that come along side civilization

[/quote]

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Politics / Re: Portable Mocks APC, Tinubu After Oyetola’s Loss After Being Paid. Sings & Dances by Ormbaloosu: 7:42pm On Jul 17, 2022
grin
RedChiefPriest:
This one don mad normal
Until hand touch am

Dj! Sample me 2 pot of palmwine with vanilla ice cream
Barman! Play me "this man don craze" by Terry G and Ariana Grande.
Education / Re: Strike: Buhari Playing Physiological Game, ASUU Replies Garba Shehu by Ormbaloosu: 8:23pm On Jul 12, 2022
grin
TastyFriedPussy:
Look at my username/ moniker...























That's all I think about all the day's of my life cool
NYSC / Re: Abuja Corper, Stephanie Terungwa Buried (Pictures) by Ormbaloosu: 9:38pm On Jul 01, 2022
Women no de cry for burial again? No woman there is crying abi na we men suppose cry on top of say fine babe is quick lowered to mother earth?
Politics / Re: Top 10 Nigerian States With Least Domestic Debt by Ormbaloosu: 1:55pm On Jun 11, 2022
De moment I saw this post, e sure me say Benue no go dey there. De state no de ever appear for list of better things especially under this present government. De man borrow money sotey House of Assembly tire to de approve loan. Yet go to the state, na poverty go welcome you. Youseless man!
Business / Re: Addmoney Loan Goes Wrong by Ormbaloosu: 4:25pm On May 25, 2022
EnglandAmaka:
They don't call your contacts again. They will keep on calling you begging you to pay.

Talking out of experience. They don't call your contacts any more.

LCredit, Oxloan, Fairmoney, Ease Cash, True Naira. These ones here for sure don't call your contacts again.

Don't ask me how i found out

grin funny gurl
Health / Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Ormbaloosu: 5:38pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
What diet should i eat,and besides i do masturbate a lot

Masturbation is your problem. Meanwhile, eat dates, fruits preferably watermelon and cucumbers. Eat bitter kola everyday and milk. To crown it all, exercise your body. Burn calories my brother!
Health / Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Ormbaloosu: 5:34pm On May 21, 2022
We have buried so many comrades to contemplate committing one more to mother earth. If you can't satisfire her, japa. No be by force.

However, you can still try new things with her. Try new styles, positions and even places as Naira Marley has it: sitting room, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen. Try on the chair, standing, cowgirl and so on. Also go on morning road walk. Eat a lot of dates and bitter kola. Do these and thank me later.
Politics / Re: ASUU Strike: Shehu Sani Reacts As Female Students Threaten To Protest Nude by Ormbaloosu: 6:14pm On May 17, 2022
Abeg anywhere they are protesting sombori should help me with the address. I want to check something. Not what you people may think. No be today we done de see unclad gelz on the street. E don tey. But e get why grin
Education / Re: Buhari Orders NITDA To Subject IPPIS, UTAS, U3PS To Integrity Test by Ormbaloosu: 6:04pm On May 16, 2022
emorse:

Not just that. ASUU has ulterior motives. This much is clear. All federal workers are on IPPIS. The police, military, civil service, etal without any complaint. Why has ASUU chosen to be adamant?

There's no ulterior motive here. There are certain allowances in the University system that IPPIS has not captured hence affecting the lecturers
NYSC / Re: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by Ormbaloosu: 5:57pm On May 13, 2022
Interesting story. However, you failed to point out that the Muslims cautioned her over indecent dressing before planning an attack. That's their normal style. They caution you first and when you pay deaf ears. They attack you. Blessing must have ignored all warnings about decent dressing. These warnings are dished out right from camp.

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Politics / Re: Benue: PDP Replies APC, Says Ortom Not Aware Of Hunters' Activities by Ormbaloosu: 12:21pm On Apr 28, 2022
If Ortom says he doesn't know about the group then he is indeed the worst thing that has ever happened to Benue people.

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Politics / Re: Four Kidnapped Students Of Zamfara Health College Regain Freedom by Ormbaloosu: 9:46am On Apr 15, 2022
The girls take style pay their ransom. Dem no wan waste time wen all the abductors needed was to cure konji

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Travel / Re: Kano Motor Accident: Six Family Members, 12 Others Dead (Photos) by Ormbaloosu: 12:33pm On Jul 26, 2021
The Commissioner did not give the poor bereaved girl scholarship?
Aswerugad! He no try!
Rest in Peace to the dead a
Family / Re: The Story Of James Mwaura, Kenyan Man Who Returned Home After 47 Years by Ormbaloosu: 12:38pm On Jul 23, 2021
Dude bin spend the money by sweet things and use the change to japa go city go hustle for the fear of im mama koboko. Welcome home Las las Mwaura
Crime / Re: 13-Year-Old Girl Hangs herself Over Poor Results, Leaves Behind Emotional Note by Ormbaloosu: 9:29am On Jul 22, 2021
Bad news everyday! Rest in peace

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