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Johndoe100:
I will go to the place later today to see if I can locate these people. I will offer them 1,000 naira for sex with the wife. Her mouth should still be functunal. Just hope she does'nt have body odor.
I don't believe all the sob stories. The man is a layabout.

looool dickhead, oboy u no well o

eghost247:
[size=90pt]MODE9!!!!!!![/size]

God bless u again

dr 9stein shines

uk youth some used in other places aswell
piff/buff/peng/chong - good looking
1 bill - £100
1 bag - £1000
crease - laugh
init/innit - isn't it
shubz - food
chao - eat
rave - party
wagwan - what's going on

cant think of any more now

bacon, eggs, baked beans nd toast pushed with coffee

give it a couple of hours and my farts can start a fire  

igbo boy:
[size=14pt]TERRY G HAS NEVER BEEN THE MOST POLISHED PERSON APPEARANCE WISE OR IN COMMUNICATION. HOWEVER NA M.I FIND TROUBLE HERE,

WETIN CONCERN M.I. CONCERN AKAPKO? 

THE PROBLEM WITH M.I IS THAT HE LIKES TO SHOOK HIS MOUTH IN WETIN NO CONCERN AM

THE BEEF WITH KELLY HANSOME WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN IF HE HAD SIMPLY NOT MENTIONED K.H IN THAT HIS SONG "FAST CARS"

NOW HE IS MENTIONING TERRY G ON TWITTER

NEGRO MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS NA BECAUSE YOU DEY LAGOS YOU DEY RUN YOUR MOUTH, COME MY AREA MAKE BOYS KPONSS YOU (O BOY SEE KPONSING), MAYBE THEN U NO GO DEY TALK PASS YOURSELF AGAIN

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guy shush
in the song 'fast cars', anyone with half a brain would have noted that m.i wasn't exactly insulting kelly handsome
its just a case of ignorance, as is the case with terry g
he simply stated the obvious. abi u know wetin apako mean?

illiteracy is a f.ucking disease

met 1. . .wasnt a bad experience
cant even remember her username now
but we r friendz

for me its my boring pastor
. . .and the fact i dont see my age group there. . i just stopped going
now its black ops every sunday

not bad atall
we need more of these in nigeria
is there an e copy i can buy?
im not in 9ja atm

mikuz:
If you look at it from the left angle lil wayne is richer but when you view it from the right eminem is richer! If you now view it from the center,none is richer than the other.

lool reminds me of a sun and moon joke

@op - depends on what you are basing it off of.
asests calculated annually or since start of career
if its annually then lil wayne is richer
if its the later then em is because at ems peak, he was really caking off movie deals, video games
hes own radio station, designer wear, ringtones and nedless 2 say, music also, lucrative signings like gunit to shady, etc. . .
some of these he's still getting money from till date

but with wayne, he doesnt have much set up, and baby is definitely making a whole lot of gwop off wayne
although the kid has made some decent moves aswell but all in all, eminem would last longer as he has more sources of revenue than wayne

lol. . .funny thing about this thread is from the response, you can tell hu dey do the thin.
its all gravy, like they say, na who dem catch na em b thief

upon all the air brushing, some of the acne still dey hold ground
most of them look good, i saw some other video with a bunch of ugly chicks claiming to be them
good thing that wasnt true
neway. . .EDO all the way. . .we got prettier girls though

[size=30pt]MR SHONUGA OF MBHS VI[/size]
i would nail his balls to the floor

honestly. . .i personally wouldnt want a woman that will bend to my every will, ill definitely look outside because she will, at some point, come to command little or no respect from me. i also dont want the other way round where she always has to have things her way (been there. . .its d worst feeling). not a woman that will slap you one day because she earns more than you lol (that happened to my neighbour). . .ill probably end up offing d bitch. what i do want is someone i can make decisions with and be able to put my foot down in certain situations. us men do have fragile egos, little things like coming home to a cooked meal and your wife calling you daddy, go a longway. i doesnt mean you have a small tool as someone said above, it just means everyman wants to be the king in his castle

did this not 2 long ago
i cant post it here or i will have to reduce the image size and quality

http://osasp.deviantart.com/art/knowledge-within-212266212

not bad atall
im learning 3d modelling and annimating with cinema 4d at the moment

@ op - sorry o
cant stop chucklin over here lol
its funny cos things like that shouldnt be a problem in a country where u've got more chicks than guys
tell any female friend you have to hook you up. . .that works for me . . go to social gatherings and meet people
theres no way u wont hammer one out of ten. . .logically speaking
i dont know if that helped lol
good luck g

Dolemite:
A poster I designed,
https://uploadpic.org/storage/2011/thumb_prXN5OFQTIJ3gSt4CCmlWpV0l.jpg

background could have been different though. . .not bad . . .if thats the look u were goin 4

thought GOOD wasnt a label. . .
if its true, congrats to d'banj still,
its upwards from here on, but i wouldnt get too excited
remember when akon signed faze, i actually saw a video where 'kon confirmed it
but till this day, we havent heard anything from faze under akon
all the same, thumbs up

dude does have a point
these arseholes need to be dealt force for force. . .i hope GEJ will find a way round this

matrix - bullet time

pulp fiction - sam. jackson and travolta question a guy (mr wallace), and dude cant stop saying 'what'

the odyssy - the end where odesious (wrong spelling) changes to his real self and kills every1, epic

limitless - the end where badley cooper warns de niro to stay away from him. . .i like the way he turned the table on him.

^^ all great movies

the question is, as someone said before. . .can you handle it when certain factors in relation to start to affect the marriage?
like sex drive (as someone mentioned earlier, it will diminish further down the line even when your still in your prime)
      her looks (wrinkles, grey hair, etc)
      insecurity (im sure a point will come where she'll be worried you will look elsewhere).

. . .i cant think of anymore at the moment, but you need to give those a serious thought.
as for the family, they wil just have to deal with it. you said it yourself, you are not a baby and are well aware of what you are about to go into.

-my input-

£150 to online scam and RBS refusing to do anything about it. i still cuss them anytym i see their logo

Thirst4Lif:
I agree! Why let people you'll most likely never even meet upset you? Why even give a

d.amn? When you let foolish people saying foolish things upset you, THEY WIN! Don't give

them the satisfaction! Just ignore. I know that's sometimes difficult, but what do they

really matter in your life? Nothing at all! Once you sign off from Nairaland, the argument

is over and your real life begins.

couldnt have said it better myself. . .although im also guilty of the same offence (having heated arguments wiv sum brainless people ive come accross here) but after a while u see it 4 what it really is nd brush it off. . .

nah luv. . .only people wey go vex na people wey she dey actually talk about. . .i thought it was funny that she was getting worked up by people online

[size=50pt]TOTAL B.S[/size]

the world wont be ending anytime soon

i dont see why guys are getting pissed tbh
she just stated her opinion. . .if u do get laid or know she aint talking bout u why get upset
just saying

ite drop me ur email and ill send u an e book for freelancers

did this with illustrator and im still a novice with it although i tweaked it in photoshop
took me bout 10 hours playing around and following a badly explained tutorial to get it to look this good. . .shame you cant appreciate the detail here.
now if u know illustrator well, ull know how hard it is get something to look this realistic. . .enjoy