Beckysexy:

I just don't seem to understand you guys ...... Like is it a crime to love someone ?

fall in luv with me make I see if nairaland go mention u

I com check if he will postrate

Beckysexy:
Help!
I'm in love with Jowizaza

To the guy below me...... Keep your advice to yourself.

see ya mouth, am in luv with jowizaza,hw u no go inluv with am

Reex12:
these are the realmoney men, the odogwus in the game ..

who wizkid?who be davido? who be that useless itunes yahooboy wey wan oppress u..dem dey mad? dem never born that mumu oilworker wey build upstair think say him don arrive com dey shalaye..who u wan impress? Levels pass levels abeg

who be dis mumu,dem tell u say na to throw money everywhere make u the richest,mind u if u calculate all him money wey him don spend all him life plus all his properties,and bizness na somebody else,brokeness

lastchild:
we igbos are blessed

which blessing,remember ezego did the same thing before we people later find out

Stupidquestions:
These are tips I apply to myself.

1. Be self reliant.: Never give impression that you can't exist alone or catch fun without your friends, and learn to take care of yourself without depending on people. If u are fond of borrowing..reduce it, and work hard to earn a living.
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2. Work on your interest: Get busy, and work on personal goal towards achievement. When u achieve something unexpected, people respect u.
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3. Talk less of your secret and plans: Don't reveal everything about yourself or what u are working on. See finish dey cause disrespect. And when u tell people abt ur goals, and if u later dint achieve it, people will see u as irresponsible and lazy...people don't respect such people. Keep ur plans to yasef
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4. Don't discuss certain embarrassing moments u had in the past. Some people will judge u by it.
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5. Appear neat all the time, and exude confidence, and also carry yourself with some sense of pride....little pride won't kill you.
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6. Don't always please people. Yes we like to act nice and be on good books of people...but over time people take u for granted. Sometimes don't give people what they ask for. Don't act nice when they are shit...
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7. Don't condone disrespect. Always call out the bullshit of anyone anywhere..don't make it like a joke... treat the Bleep up of people instantly.
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8. Reduce ur frequency of laughter with people. Don't laugh to every joke and with everybody
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9 Reduce your greetings. Yes some people want u to greet them all the time just to feel themselves. Sometimes, learn to bone/ snub people, and face ur front like someone serious without looking sideways. if they greet u fine...and if they don't, it's not all the time u have to greet.
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10. Reduce ur argument and charter when u don't have something reasonable to say especially with people of low mind...
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11...Then get a girlfriend if u don't have. Guys also respect u when ladies come around to fvvck u or come around as ur babe

12. Get a job and your personal apartment if you don't have. It will help to project you as a serious responsible perosn

everything u mention here,except changing girls,that's me my attitude,but u know children of the world will still find fault in everything u do,but that's the truth

This is the reason why we have rising numbers of criminals,ritualist,kidnappers from that region,always upressing each other with show off,if to say them never catch Evans,him for dey there dey spray bundles

Burial don come become competition,na wa oh is this how beer parlour bizness now lucrative, even if they are selling bottle of stout #10k in cubana with a profit of #9,650 profit per each bottle he cant get this money to blow anyhow

Na to lock dat door,lock gate call boyz,tie am,give am better koboko flogging

All this ones go use namdi KANU matter do topic for mockery,but he is there watching you people make him actualize first, he will seperate the stone from the beans

ArchitriaWorks:
Na wa o. Now you'll be swimming jejely and when you see a shark coming towards you, you won't now know which one is coming, whether the one that will bite you or blow you up. Wahala no de finish

u won go swim for antlatic ocean abi shark dey for ur village stream

Yeye analysis,una dey count both people who left their villages come lagos

Talk talk(wailer)hope u can see this is a high brow area,for those of u mocking lekki resident

Yoruba's u see the yeye man una dey call una own,him no dey do anything for southwest

no mind them when one thought his father farm is the biggest,he will be wowed until he enters another persons fathers farm
Tecno spark 7p or spark series are the farms

LMS1:
tekno SPARK 4 nko

no mind them when one thought his father farm is the biggest,he will be wowed until he enters another persons fathers farm
Tecno spark 7 is the farm

How much is it

Naija ninja

This remind me of the new patoranking song celebrate
I prefer to live like a lion in the jungle than to like a dog in the city

When money dey and u are looking for wat to celebrate

Don't be surprise people saying burna is arrogant may be arrogant

See investment,tell this our celebrities example zubby wey do like money miss road about dey waste money on drinks meanwhile all his money na Ranaldo monthly vehicle fee

U mention localities at apapa,u dey mention ajegunle,ajegunle is a place on it own bigger than apapa self with its own local govt
God knows I will make my billion thru real estate

Hmm this is called legal war

3 of this dogs go kill tiger

Nothing plumber no go see for wc

Shine ur eye

Obasanjoslim:
people will just be asking useless questions...I don't blame you , I blame seun and nairaland becos it has lost it s value

na u dey give useless reply if u don't know,do u even know many graduate who don't even have a befeiting job to their qualification

I said it before

Now I know why I have not won,baba God like me oh,u have not know the lives u have touch with this epistles,no be by quoting verses

Commissioner wan trend,him go give am something later

Leave that boy abey,if his behaviour is the opposite now na u go still dey complain nairaland pls advice