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FabinhoGg:
Noise maker.

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Mods please stop banning me, I no kill or kidnap anyone, na just my market I dey sell.

LoudLord:
Last 2yrs na off for me aje



I comot for Lagos go squat with my gee for ABK (Mapoly boy)I just finish my ND for Yabatech,I say make I find green pasture for ABK but na Red pasture I meet even if I dey squat with you that one no mean say na me go dey feed you now,I feed this guy for good 6months...my gee go dey tell me say him people no send am money not knowing say na data my gee dey use him money do as I dey feed,money finish for my hand ND my gee lock up on me,na so e go dey leave me behind go dey chop food for outside come house sleep....E get this woman way dey near our house,she dey sell food stuff because I be her regular customer when money dey my hand,she start to dey give me food on credit any day way I get money i go pay...Na one day our landlord come house see me dey chop coaster biscuits,ask me of my roommate I tell am say he go see his friends na so de man laugh later tell me say my friend dey mama bolu shop dey eat.omo i felt betrayed that day as in my gee way I go collect credit food and we go chop am together...na so I start to dey plan my move to Lagos back,I no tell am anything me sef kan collect foodstuff of 5k from the other woman ND I make sure say I pay 1,500 and we both chop the foodstuff finish as my move to Lagos work out fine,I tell my gee say I dey enter Lagos back and I go come back in 1weeks time na so I japa till today,na later my gee dey call me to send money for the credit food way I collect say he no like wetin I do say d woman dey embarrass am,I tell am say shebi na both of us chop the food finish ehn make he pay now...the guy no get choice than to pay as I no gree pick hin anymore....



make una no vex ohh for my lengthy words


Me and my gee still dey but the closeness no much

Jazzman01:
Having a roommate is like getting married. You will never know the true character of someone until you live with him/her.

During my university days, I had a nasty experience with the first roommate I had. So I took my time to study a particular guy for one year, he was very nice and caring or so I thought. After our rent elapsed, I relocated to another place with this new guy. Lo and behold, our relationship didn't last for 1 month. Infact he was worse than my previous roommate. I had to endure for the remaining 11 months! This was a guy I studied for 1 year and couldn't detect his bad sides until we lived together and he revealed it under 1 month.

After that experience, I decided never to have anything to do with roommates again. I started living alone and I was able to concentrate fully on my studies without distraction.u are suppose to have like 499 likes coz u nail it

NotNairalandi:
bro don't mind that guy.1 painter of egusi in Abuja Nigeria is 1,650naira while in Turkey its 30usd(14,550 naira) if you go to that under ground market you will get the 1 painter egusi for 40$.because Nigerians sell to them in wholesale price,then they resell back to Nigerians in a retail price.the shops are owned by Turkish people but they buy those items from Nigerians who came to Turkey with foods stuff for sale.

yanabasee1:
Food items there could be cheaper than it is back home....



Just as Dangote cement is cheaper in Ghana than in Nigeria where they produce it...


Nigeria means something and whence we know the meaning of Nigeria, we will stop to worry about the country....

RightToReject:
Once one is able to distinguish and separate religion from God, it becomes easy to understand that religion is simply a suppressant, opiates, and enabling purveyor.

143WaZoBia:
Indeed. No be so dem de use am. Even C&S de dilute am. I will suggest dem hold the pastor wey spray am well, e get why.
I never hear say dem spray naked perfume before for white garment church. Everything dem de spray de get more water content than flammable.
Omo people for de catch fire because you must hold candle lighted or not and dem must spray you. I surprise say person catch fire sef. Are you not surprised?

zimbolaa:
ND 2, 2012. First time I sucked pussy. Woke up the following morning with painful rashes and blisters all over my mouth. Didn’t know the best explanations for people asking what’s wrong. I don’t know if the pussy was responsible but trust me, I’ve never sucked any pussy ever since.

bukky1994:
lol! But can't u do away with masturbation

FryMosquito:
It will be cheaper on any Raya store, pointek or slot shop

Wickedfacts:
Please, delete this trash and apologise to the OP.

FryMosquito:
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rtdCivilservant:
Not an intelligent advice, tell the op that u don't have an idea or better still don't comment.

saphiere:
Yes so. We own the future. How are you?

You met her in-shape (probably curvy shape) you disfigured the shape through childbirth. Can you return her to her original self? No! So you have to pay for the damages.
The child bears the man's name

iammo:



A tiny minute fraction of what she's about to get...

Since Bill Gates doesn't know how to flex money like a real baller, his ex would show him how to paint the town red in style

Bill Gates is worth $130 billion USD, about ₦50 trillion Naira.... Bill Gates can afford to spend ₦50 million daily for the next 989300 days or 2710 years without going broke


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