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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Boko Haram, ISWAP Terrorists Who Surrendered by Oshokalo: 8:53am On Aug 17, 2021
Me I knw say all this na scripted something,they recruit this people now and use them to fight their enemies
Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael Celebrates His New House And Car With Kanayo O Kanayo & Others by Oshokalo: 7:29pm On Aug 15, 2021
U know see the handshake, them don show zubby way

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Visits Asiwaju Bola Tinubu In London (Photos) by Oshokalo: 10:18am On Aug 13, 2021
Why be say na people wey no normal dey rule nigeria ,when normal people full everywhere
Celebrities / Re: Chief Obi Becomes US Citizen (Pictures + Video) by Oshokalo: 3:39pm On Aug 12, 2021
Calitoscassius:
you forgot to mention Obi invictus. smiley
abi u don wide him mouth
Celebrities / Re: Chief Obi Becomes US Citizen (Pictures + Video) by Oshokalo: 3:37pm On Aug 12, 2021
Anybody who miraculously escape the zoo is a testimony
Politics / Re: Toll Gate Policy On Federal Roads: 10 Things You Should Know by Oshokalo: 7:12am On Aug 12, 2021
Tinubu account balance is going down,he really miss all the everyday 25million

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Politics / Re: 'Zulum Demolished 11 Mosques And 4 Churches' - MURIC by Oshokalo: 6:12pm On Aug 11, 2021
How dis muri people take dey get salary self
Sports / Re: Okocha Jokes Over Messi’s £1million Weekly Pay by Oshokalo: 5:15pm On Aug 11, 2021
BigDawsNet:
grin. Okocha networth $15m

Messi networth $400m

You both are senior man na
so rihanna get pass messi,upon all this 1mpounds weekly
Food / Re: Food Cooked With Firewood Vs Gas: Which One Tastes Better? by Oshokalo: 8:48pm On Aug 10, 2021
SimplyFacts:


The same way they want us to believe that soup made from pepper using local grinding stone tastes better.

In Olamide's voice;

Poverty die! die! die!
no just go there this one na true
Family / Re: Marrying Last As First Child by Oshokalo: 2:43pm On Aug 09, 2021
scrolldown88:


I totally disagree with this. Marriage is not a standard to measure maturity or how responsible a person is. I'm not endorsing the OP play boy behavior, however there's lot of single people who are more responsible than some married folks. There's also a lot of married Playboy's, would you say they are highly responsible on account of them being married?
Besides this days we see people just in and out of married, or father children they can't care for, will you call that being matured/responsible?
And why most you take responsibility for another person. It's hard enough taking responsibility for your self and your immediate family. You can't shame a person for refusing to take up a leech.
Lol. So single men are not men because they aren't married?
This uneccessary pressure put on young people is the reason why we have broken homes littered all over.
true, I have heard this nonsense before, somebody told me am still a boy because am not married yet
Food / Re: Crocodile And Snake Served At A Party In Ibadan (Photos, Video) by Oshokalo: 11:01am On Aug 08, 2021
Crocodile stew
Politics / Re: IBB Reveals 7 Qualities Nigeria’s Next President Must Have by Oshokalo: 11:35am On Aug 06, 2021
UncleKoboko:

oh, I forgot...
So he built the third mainland bridge with his sweat and the money he worked for??

This useless and senseless mentality in many people's heads about praising leaders when they execute a project with tax payer's money is always very irritating.
With such a stupid mentality, this country can never move forward.



grin grin
IBB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil genius
Maradonna
Murderer
Thief
Useless old fool.
let me quote u in parable,if in a family were by nobody ever or everybody is a pry school graduate,if somebody manage to get a ssce certificate that person is a king in their eyes,can u point out a president from 1999 who has done a groudeur project like this,that is still very strong
Sports / Re: Barcelona Confirm Messi’s Exit As Contract Talks Collapse by Oshokalo: 8:10am On Aug 06, 2021
Let him go somewhere else,before we can compare him to the real goat
Politics / Re: Did US Demand Extradition Of Allen Onyema As Fani-Kayode Claimed? (Fact Check) by Oshokalo: 9:54am On Aug 05, 2021
Monogamy:


Beautiful gibberish..

Kyari can only face prosecution by NPF not FBI.. This is a bribery case not fraud or terrorism case.
who get money him use bribe,
Career / Re: Poorly Describe What You Do For A Living by Oshokalo: 5:23am On Aug 05, 2021
I advice u on what to do to get rich,otedola is one of my client
Politics / Re: Soldiers Accompanying Children To School In North-eastern Nigeria. by Oshokalo: 7:44pm On Aug 03, 2021
Na for naija u go see police dey escort NEPA go cut light
Sports / Re: Blessing Oborududu Wins Olympics Silver Medal For Nigeria Despite Injury by Oshokalo: 6:59pm On Aug 03, 2021
This girl for go tru bullying, assuming she attend her secondary school somewhere in southwest,cos of her surname
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari & Zahra Ado Start Pre-Wedding Activities With Polo Tournament by Oshokalo: 8:05pm On Aug 02, 2021
Wetin be all this one,people who are suppose to be working about with cows in the forest
Politics / Re: Governor Ugwuanyi To Meet With 16-Year-Old Toy Maker, Chukwu Emmanuel by Oshokalo: 7:55pm On Aug 02, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
What rubbish?! angry angry

Is this the most important thing in his state or is this for 2023 show? Backward lot.
I can bet it,u no fit do common tyres of that toy
Career / Re: Have You Ever Considered Learning Truck Driving? by Oshokalo: 5:41pm On Jul 30, 2021
Wat about,tractors,heavy duty catapillars,where can I learn it from, anybody with any idea
Education / Re: Meet Esther Chukwuemeka, The Youngest Lawyer Called To The Nigerian Bar (Photo) by Oshokalo: 8:26am On Jul 29, 2021
Call to bar at this age she go dey pry 6 by 6yrs
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi: How I Bribed Abba Kyari In $1.1m Deal by Oshokalo: 8:23am On Jul 29, 2021
Friendship of him and the bundle spender
Science/Technology / Re: Elephant Spotted In Andoni Local Government In Rivers State by Oshokalo: 6:20am On Jul 29, 2021
This one na before picture,let them show after
Celebrities / Re: Ayo Animashaun Wants P'square To Reconcile by Oshokalo: 10:37pm On Jul 28, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




These are two different contexts.

Plantashun Boiz broke up because one saw himself as the main deal and felt he would thrive better without the deadweight of the other two.
The other two felt shortchanged, used and abused so bad blood came up.

P'Square broke up because one brother refused to heed to parental advice and was manipulated by a vaginarian into accepting that family does not necessarily mean blood relatives.

The only similarity between the two cases is that both major actors were deceived into thinking that without them, the other team members will wither and die.
It turned out almost true for Tuface but the opposite occurred with Peter.

If KingRudy is a Ferrari, Peter is an 03 Corrolla with an overheating problem.
wetin u dey talk self Mr p corrola this guy has achieve more musically since there break up,
Celebrities / Re: Kcee Visits His Wife And Children In Turkey (Video, Photo) by Oshokalo: 9:59pm On Jul 28, 2021
Where is presh self
Food / Re: This Snake Fell From My Roof by Oshokalo: 6:52am On Jul 27, 2021
Gucci abi na fendi meat :Dur grandmama trace u come city,u kill am chop
Education / Re: Hilarious Final Year Sign Out: Check Photos by Oshokalo: 8:21pm On Jul 26, 2021
SEGLIZ:
bro na him o, no time for storm o.

enter exam hall write comot, pass exam no qualms.

2.1 full wardrobe remain o, owners enter street com full street remain even jobless.

I beg who two.one dey help again? na wetin you fit make out of street dey help now o.
Abi,na after skul life matter o
na only the guy sail pass o.
Education / Re: Hilarious Final Year Sign Out: Check Photos by Oshokalo: 8:29am On Jul 26, 2021
SEGLIZ:
this most sincere of them all.

school no hard at all na person wey put 2.1 wahala for head pass banditry sorry I boundary.

na this guy really go school.
na dis one sale pass,I swear
Celebrities / Re: 2Baba And Blackface Reunite At Sound Sutan's Night Of Tribute (Photos, Video) by Oshokalo: 8:25am On Jul 26, 2021
Make 2face self find this guy something,2baba stingy make we talk truth

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Romance / Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Oshokalo: 7:47pm On Jul 24, 2021
Ceenachi:
I think they're lying.
I can mathematical prove them wrong.
They've been working for 50 years.
Assuming they worked 300 days a year (periods, vacation, rest day, sick leaves)
They worked ~15000 days.
335000 ÷ 15000 = 22.33
Lets round it off to 22 men a day with 23 men every third day.

I'm no expert, but that's physically impossible for any woman
But…..
This is not something that I would be announcing to the world. Just me I know undecided
22 men a day and we have 24 hrs them no dey sleep
Romance / Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Oshokalo: 7:45pm On Jul 24, 2021
majamajic:


If u service in average 15 men a day for 60yrs , that's 306,000 men
so no public holiday,off day
Romance / Re: My Fiancee's Anger Issues by Oshokalo: 7:42pm On Jul 24, 2021
Me I go don pursue you since

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