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Family / Re: Well, She Called Off Our Wedding. by Oshokalo: 3:45pm On Jul 24, 2021
God pls give me woman that will luv me atleast 90% and I will luv her beyond percentage
Business / Re: She Absconded After I Helped Her Get A Loan by Oshokalo: 2:26pm On Jul 24, 2021
U don dey disturb this girl for relationship all dis while wey she no dey intrested,so she see say u be banker with access to loan,so she use that one enter
Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju: Tinubu Will Be Worse Than Buhari, Runs Lagos Like Pig Farm by Oshokalo: 1:13pm On Jul 24, 2021
U see this agbero wey no dey for other state,tinubu go extend am and make mc oluomo national president,build tollgate everywhere
Politics / Re: Governor Ayade Gifts Toyota Land Cruiser SUVs To Reps Who Decamped To APC by Oshokalo: 1:45pm On Jul 23, 2021
All this is to show u that this people are not there for the masses
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana: I Started Dating My Wife When I Was Living In One-Room (Video) by Oshokalo: 1:15pm On Jul 23, 2021
Some should help me with that nairaland babe,make she scan me well I still dey for one room with even kitchen and bathroom,make start our story now
Food / Re: What I Prepared For My Sweetheart This Morning by Oshokalo: 12:52pm On Jul 23, 2021
What do u mean,u mean this corn taste more than my edikaikon with assorted and pounded yam,no be the food dey do ur husband na ur honeypot
Politics / Re: The Amount Paid To Agberos In Lagos Daily & Annually by Oshokalo: 12:18pm On Jul 23, 2021
And this idiot can use 100k do juju at a go,that's why oluomo just dey build house for our olosho yoruba actress about,and they are not even using this money for road at all and they say they road transport workers
Health / Re: See What Andrews Liver Salt Has Been Reduced To (picture) by Oshokalo: 11:59am On Jul 23, 2021
Evolutionlove:


Boda Oponu Afofun, I still Insist, Go and collect your school fees back, that's If you passed front of school gate lol. No quote me again abeg so you won't Infect me with your Rusted Brain......grin
laffffffff,abeg borrow me dat memes when ur eyes now open to but u still dey form wiseman,yeye use ur certificate go do wallpaper for house if u even get,eran
Health / Re: See What Andrews Liver Salt Has Been Reduced To (picture) by Oshokalo: 11:34am On Jul 23, 2021
China implemented birth control cos of a higher rising population which is 1.2billion mainly because of food shortage
Nigeria is just 200m or more which is x6 of China and our own problem concerning food in Nigeria is mostly insecurity,bad storage system,bad road,high cost of fuel,bad policies how can a president stop people from buying abroad when they don't have enough here why wount there be food shortage and high cost,so Mr littrate fool this are the things govt need to work on not birth control,cos dis are the factors affecting food shortage that makes China to implent birth control
Health / Re: See What Andrews Liver Salt Has Been Reduced To (picture) by Oshokalo: 11:26am On Jul 23, 2021
Evolutionlove:


Okay so why did China later Implemented birth control?? Go and collect your school fees back, That's If you went to school though. Your school taught you nothing reasonable, You were scammed. You lack education.....
educated mugu,make I enlight ur 500mb brain,China implemented birth control cos of a higher rising population which is 1.2billion mainly because of food shortage
Nigeria is just 200m or more which is x6 of China and our own problem concerning food in Nigeria is mostly insecurity,bad storage system,bad road,high cost of fuel,bad policies how can a president stop people from buying abroad when they don't have enough here why wount there be food shortage and high cost,so Mr littrate fool this are the things govt need to work on not birth control
Health / Re: See What Andrews Liver Salt Has Been Reduced To (picture) by Oshokalo: 8:23am On Jul 23, 2021
Gorillakiller25:

GOATandYAMtheory
I remember back in when you campaign vigorously against Jonathan. Back then your ass was everywhere.
The bad economy has nothing to do with population, rather bad economic policies

Stop pretending to be an illiterate
true high population has nothing to do with bad economy,if not Asians will be the poorest

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Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Signs For Karamgumruk SK, To Earn N1.2 Billion Yearly (Pics) by Oshokalo: 9:33pm On Jul 22, 2021
That's 100milion monthltly,this life no plum sha
Politics / Re: Igboho, Wife Look Pale In Cotonou Court – Eyewitness by Oshokalo: 9:17pm On Jul 22, 2021
Where is the pale picture na,since una catch Sunday we never see picture

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Politics / Re: How The Bini Used And Sold The Igbos As Slaves For Centuries - Reno Omokri by Oshokalo: 5:39pm On Jul 22, 2021
inderhappy:


Go to Onitsha and make that nonsense statement.... make them roast you like plantain ewu
u see the slavery still dey show on u,descendant of monkeys

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Politics / Re: How The Bini Used And Sold The Igbos As Slaves For Centuries - Reno Omokri by Oshokalo: 5:03pm On Jul 22, 2021
festacman:
Blessed are the Igbo people whose eyes first behold the RISING SUN in its joyous splendour every morning before it moves on for the day's journey?

Proudly Igbo. Proudly republican. Proudly enterprising. Proudly bullish and loud.

Reno Omokri should jump into orimmiri Ngene with his daydreaming slave master tales. I am not moved.
rising sun ko,ogbeni u were once slave to my forefather

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Ladies Invite Their Ex-boyfriends To Their Wedding? by Oshokalo: 2:53pm On Jul 22, 2021
Virus99:


Feel sorry for the guy as how ? Somebody chopped the pvssy before you na so undecided
And someone else is now chopping it after you!

Even the one you will eventually marry for house someone is presently chopping her anyhow right now grin
Maybe I am the one even chopping her tongue
laff,
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Khafi Shows Her Baby Bump In New Photos by Oshokalo: 1:09pm On Jul 22, 2021
They will soon be posting condom wit semen after sex
Business / Re: Being Rich Is Not Easy (pictures) by Oshokalo: 1:01pm On Jul 22, 2021
Cokahot:
Yahoo boy,iTunes giftcard boys. Client has paid u your small 100k abi,we no go rest. Next na to go buy rubber slippers,dye hair,begin smoke loud
wear socks,buy iPod,iPhone carry power banks
Add ur own

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Ladies Invite Their Ex-boyfriends To Their Wedding? by Oshokalo: 12:58pm On Jul 22, 2021
He brought u,to be mocked,he no go pain me only if I don nack the pussy well,I go just come look and feel sorry for the innocent guy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: China Flood: Commuters Trapped In Subway Train (Pics, Video) by Oshokalo: 7:41pm On Jul 21, 2021
fineboynl:
Made in China subway. Chinese works are always substandard.

Umm. How come there is no electricity shocked.
rain flood normal roads,na underground no go dey flood
Science/Technology / Re: UAE Creates Rain Using Drone Technology That Gives Cloud Electric Shock by Oshokalo: 7:33pm On Jul 21, 2021
That drone will Carry tank of water to the sky oh
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Cries After Comparing Home With Kim Kardashian To Prison In New Song by Oshokalo: 8:09am On Jul 20, 2021
heniford2:
That has always been my prayer lord I don't want to end up marrying a bitch that will make my home fill like prison woman can mess you up look at P square a beautiful home torn apart by woman lord!!! I don't need this shit in my life dramatic woman please
oga no be woman be psquare problem,get that,the wives are in good terms

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Politics / Re: Petrol Price Will Rise To N1,000 Per Litre When Petrol Subsidy Ends — DPR by Oshokalo: 10:15pm On Jul 19, 2021
Even with that some people will still call buhari their messiah

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Business / Re: Pictures Of Obi Cubana's Hotels And Clubs by Oshokalo: 8:26pm On Jul 19, 2021
Fasindo:
shocked




He also own Bubble and Hussle Wuse 2

now we have seen what Obi Cubana is into and his businesses can we also see what you are into and your Businesses
who be dis one dem born yesterday,even Evans get different bizness,real estate,The money moved by hushpupi will create all this investment ×3 self
Foreign Affairs / Re: Germany Begins Massive Clean-up Effort Costing BILLIONS ( Pictures) by Oshokalo: 7:20pm On Jul 19, 2021
I think most of this affected area are sandfill area,and places closed to the shores like lekki marina
Religion / Re: The Sack Letter Of Pastors In Winners Chapel Over 'Poor Church Growth' (Photo) by Oshokalo: 4:23pm On Jul 19, 2021
Ceenachi:
Read the letter well, it didnt say money, but church growth. May be members have been leaving or the church hasn't been growing which means, they don't go out for evangelism and do kingdom advancement prayers.
They didnt sack them cause of money but for church growth.
I'm not a member of winners but read the letter very well before concluding and say its cause of money

Oyedopo grew d church and should not keep idiots in d name of pastors to destroy his labour in d vein yard of God.

If u are pastor in Assemblies of God they will give u demotional transfer .

If u must be a pastor preach to ur family members and people in ur street gradually u will have a congregation again
so he don become marketing stuff with target given to them
Religion / Re: Sacked Pastors: Winners Chapel Is In Order - Reno Omokri by Oshokalo: 7:20am On Jul 19, 2021
una just dey twist words up&down,I just want u to know dat if u have a congregation where by ur preaching to them everytime is about repentance,restitution, good behaviour,they will be running one by one,all the gifts,benefits that is suppose to be coming from them u will not get,why because u are not telling them what they want to hear,only who is ready to worship God will stay
Mind u Jesus Christ did not force anybody to repent,he will only give u reasons
Religion / Re: Sacked Pastors: Winners Chapel Is In Order - Reno Omokri by Oshokalo: 7:19am On Jul 19, 2021
Lifestone:
Some lazy anti church elements never bothered to read the letter anyway, they ran to town screaming Church is a Business.
What's in a Pastor that could not bring in souls into the Kingdom of God? What was he hired to do?
Am not surprised where we are today as a nation when we could not hold people accountable for the assignments that they were given.
The attitude of the Pastor is the more reason he failed, an entitlement mentality and he was rightly sacked.
una just dey twist words up&down,I just want u to know dat if u have a congregation where by ur preaching to them everytime is about repentance,restitution, good behaviour,they will be running one by one,all the gifts,benefits that is suppose to be coming from them u will not get,why because u are not telling them what they want to hear,only who is ready to worship God will stay
Mind u Jesus Christ did not force anybody to repent,he will only give u reasons
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Prostrates Before Ooni Of Ife (Photos, Video) by Oshokalo: 7:16pm On Jul 18, 2021
U can only prostrate when u visit him,not when he visit u
Celebrities / Re: A Look Into Obi Cubana's Family & Why His Mother Deserves A Befitting Burial by Oshokalo: 6:59pm On Jul 18, 2021
I tap into him blessing crew asiv na palm wine,they say the same thing to hushpupi,una eye go soon clear
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Drug Kingpin, Traffickers. Recovers 548000 Tramadol Tablets by Oshokalo: 3:32pm On Jul 18, 2021
If him succeed now,u for see am everywhere social media,dey bear odogwu 1 of oba

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Is About To Hit The Rock, Pls Advice , by Oshokalo: 10:28am On Jul 18, 2021
Chase away her stupid ass,I wonder what she will have don to u if u are not the one futting her bills

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