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oyb:
hmm osisi, scion of a god that changes his mind everyday. anyway, lets wait for testament volume III, supporting gay marriage.

but osisi, did jesus not say that? or is was he as you say 'speaking in parables?'

one wonders about these christain bigots . they always refer to others as 'christians'

certainly, i'm sure some of your fellow christians would say the same about you. ie- that you aren't a christian. christains aren't supposed to be bigots are they?

as to your claims, on plagiarism, i seem to remember posting a reply to that in your compatriot's thread, after which y'all embarked on the standard tactic, going offtopic.

er. . . as to your fledgling compatriot being 'beautiful and wonderfully made' , why doesn't she post a pic to let us confirm that for ourselves.maybe i will start stalking her since that what she has obviously come to expect from males who argue with her .

YOu sound like one called "accuser of the brethren"
Jesus never advocated polygamy,prove it or be quiet!

Dāwīḏ:
+osisi, its not worth it replying ayinba1. She is the quintessential muslim . . . they appear "peaceful", devoted, loving and tolerant . . . once you expose the underlying veneer of quranic deciet you see the real evil lurking underneath the surface.
No longer am i surprised that some use themselves as bombs just to kill "unbelievers" . . . no matter how loudly hypocrites like Belloti yell that terrorism is the preserve of a tiny minority we now know that violence is the language of the majority . . . they just havent found the avenue to express it just yet.

I do not pity them, it is the naive christians i feel for. When these agents of the devil masquerading as allah's slaves decide to show their true colors . . . no one will be spared.

I suggest you leave her alone to continue exposing the vile spirit of the anti-christ that had for long been hidden under a cloak of religious deceit.

My brother na wa o
some night school twerp with eleven eleven Iya Sikira tribal drawings is running lose on nairaland because she wasn't allowed to ride her molue in peace,all she needs to do is step down.
I hear Iraq is recruiting transgendered bombers
Her type qualifies

ayinba1:
Glad to see I understood my diagnosis

good for you

Now tell us,which of them did Muhammad (419) suffer from when he threatened to jump off a molue cliff and spill his guts

I don't expect you to understand spiritual things.
They are spiritually descerned.
You can cry all you want about Jesus,his death and resurrection and manifestations of God.
babyosisi cannot help you there.
I truly can't
your case is turning to an obsession,calm down o
That's how it starts
We don't anyone comoting their shokoto and running down the streets of Manhattan.
That won't be halal

olabowale:
But God is unlike Olabowale. Olabowale is a mere mortal, acreation of God! God does not look like us and nothing we have is like what He has! Hence, Spirit of God is not attached to God, while the spirit of Olabowale is the soul that makes him a living person, because it is attached to the body! So your hypothesis of part and parcel, may apply to Olabowale, but not to God! Further proof, is when you speak about the Spirit over water, etc. We notice that God was not hovering over it.

The Bible says in Genesis 1:26-27; "Then God said, 'Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over, all the creatures, So God created man in His own image, in the image of
God He created him; male and female He created them."

looks like you've finally finished that your endless LPN program with emphasis on psychia
welcome to your world of diapers

spoilt:
NYSC is waiting for you whenever you return.

By the time I return permanently,I'll be a grey haired pensioner.
Let them keep waiting

I totally escaped NYSC and landed at Boston Airport by way of Gatwick
They may have a warrant out for my arrest in Zamfara

my sister I dey o.
na only hunger

Yes I had a long day and I'm here to take it out on you.
I don't usually sleep till Mr Osisi returns so I gat time
shall we begin?

My sister no mind them.
If you're beautiful say so,it's not a crime.
You are beautifully and wonderfully made
ain't no gainsaying in that

I-man:
D I'm afraid if someone like you is on their plane,you will take off your shoes and beat them

ROFL.
I may not take off my shoe,but he's sure to get a dirty look.

He can only try that nonsense in Nigeria.

Let him whip out his phone on Air france,that day he'll find out that the only difference between those their air hostesses and some of our market women is their oui oui.

Or

in any German flights,he would have known that those German broads started taking Steroids before the olympic committee knew what they were.

nobody here hates Mohammed(419)

choicehome:
MAY MAID HAS TAKEN OVER MY MATRIMONIAL HOME[center][/center][color=#000099][/color]

This can only happen when the wife is not doing her duty as a wife.

1) If your maid is the one cooking for your husband always

2) If your maid is the one taking care of your children always

3) If your maid is the one cleaning the house alone

5) If your maid is the one attending to your hasband whenever he needs attention or
he is looking for something.

6) When you are always traveling from one place to another for more than three
months without remembering that there will be cold in one of these nights.

7) If your maid is the one that is always dressing your bed.

And if she is beautiful and neat.

A day will also come that she will help you worm your bed.

Be wise.


laura@choicehome-ng.org
www.choicehome-ng.org

If the maid already does all the above,keeping the master warm is just a simple matter.

If that ad had been with a Koran,some living would have buried their dead

And No Christian has carried placards and threatened to bomb all of  MTV and the youths of America.
We don't care,God is able to defend himself, He needs no foot soldier running around like idiots and shouting Jesu akhbar

Can be paid in cash, grain or livestock

Hmm,what a 3 fold ministry.

The tax is only payable on savings held over a lunar year

so besides the regular income tax one now pays a tax because he was frugal enough to save money

Anyone with $1,700 (£856) in cash must pay 2.5% to charity

never heard of payments to charity,only in Nigeria.
Charities usually take donations but in sharia you can be lashed with koboko for non adherence.

Farmers can pay 10% of their grain harvests

A muslim tithe made out in joro and groundnuts

If they own 30 cows, they should give one

at least they didn't specify if they cow had mad cow disease,or kwashiokor,the farmer can simply dispose of his sick animal to sharia

Intended for poor and indebted

I guess the sharia tax collectors will qualify

Travellers and new converts to Islam can also receive it

They should get ready,some new Mohammeds and abdullahis are on their way to Bauchi

Zakat collectors are also allowed to take their expenses from it

Oh,the chopping has been legalised?
are they hiring zakat collectors?

oya click and count

Big B1:
Of course, I may be wrong, but based on my research here is my findings:

Igbo 65%
Yoruba 25%
Hausa 10%

It is what it is, no disrespect!

See the popular CNN story "how to rob a bank" and see your brothers in action.
Your statistics are wrong honey
I'll try to find the transcripts

here
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0605/20/cp.02.html
oya count the criminals mentioned by ethnicity since you love statistics

There is nothing that says preaching should only be done in a mosque or Church.
There's preaching on TV,on radio,in buses,on street corners,from loudspeakers,on bill boards,on flyers and hand bills,on the body of buses ,on stickers,and on T shirts.
On currencies,by politicians on rallies.
Iya Sikira selling Akara preaches.
On nolly wood and hollywood movies,courtrooms and even prisons
People everywhere continually preach their beliefs
anyone that can't handle it,tough luck.

The ashewo on Allen street preaches her "sermon" to her clients
Muslims sprawl on public streets and bow to Allah,it's allowed.
people should stop being sissies.

Olabowole the Spirit of God is part and parcel of God not just an instrument.
Just like the Spirit of olabowole is part and parcel of olabowole and indivisible from him.
I can't make it any simpler.

olabowale:
@+Osisi The Spirit of God aka Holy Spirit is an instrument of God, like 'the resident abunna' of the woman. (I have to shock you to reality, +Osisi!) Afterall, it the instrument that the woman can use at will! Or a more direct example, the staff of Moses. See the staff is not Moses but a tool that acts according to commands! Get real girl. And don't tell me that I should let my better halves come to Nairaland. They know about you already.
The people of da book should learn a thing or two about Mark 12 Verse 29, first before coming to the Mumiin. Afterall, Qur'an already abrogated the book of the people of da book.

And the Baby should be named Muhammad or Ahmad if a boy or twins. Aisha or Hafsah if girl or twins. lol. I wish you well.

I love your humor but like pilgrim cautioned,don't blaspheme the Holy Spirit.
Please get your wives to nairaland,especially the one you captured from Igboland
I can't wait to meet them and I promise to be nice and loving.

ifyalways you got it right.
Anyone that hates the preachers on the buses should do what we do when the "call to prayer" blares out on a silent night             
We turn on our transistor radio and listen to Luciano Pavorotti or  Andrea Bocelli.
Their soothing Italiano opera would take your mind off the Imams annoying bark voice.

Anyone that hates preachers or drug peddlars on buses should buy a car and step off a private bus.It's as simple as ABC unless of course your're thicker   than ayinba barrister

Posted by: oyb 
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hmm. . . your long suffering god . . . the same one that gave us 40 days and 40 nights of rain. . .and wiped out sodom and gomorrah

Yet allah found it worthy to smuggle the stories of Lot and Noah into the Koran as his own works

all I ask is show me where God asked men to marry plenty wives and show me a disciple of Jesus that took on a second wife

oyb:
hmm. . . your long suffering god . . . the same one that gave us 40 days and 40 nights of rain. . .and wiped out sodom and gomorrah

+osisi, you have never read the Quran either. you just copy and paste from prophet of doom


more on polygamy in the bible

http://dialogtube.com/ntpoly.htm

1- A brief look at polygamy in the Old Testament:

Let us look at some of the verses from the Old Testament that allow polygamy:

In Exodus 21:10, a man can marry an infinite amount of women without any limits to how many he can marry.

In 2 Samuel 5:13; 1 Chronicles 3:1-9, 14:3, King David had six wives and numerous concubines.

In 1 Kings 11:3, King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines.

In 2 Chronicles 11:21, King Solomon's son Rehoboam had 18 wives and 60 concubines.

In Deuteronomy 21:15 "If a man has two wives, and he loves one but not the other, and both bear him sons, "

There are a lot more verses from the Old Testament that allow polygamy, but I think that the above are sufficient enough to prove my point.



more

Before I present the verses from the New Testament that allow polygamy, I first would like to prove to you that Jesus peace be upon him did honor the laws of the Old Testament, and did order his followers (the Christians as we call them) to follow the laws of the Old Testament:

Jesus said: "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law (the Old Testament) or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke or a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law (the Old Testament) until everything is accomplished. (Matthew 5:17-18)"

Christians always say as an excuse "Oh this law doesn't exist in the New Testament, it is only the Old Testament." Well, according to Matthew 5:17-18 above, we clearly see that Jesus honored the Old Testament, and forces Christians to follow the unmodified laws of it that have not been replaced by newer ones in the New Testament. The Old Testament as we clearly see above does indeed allow polygamy without a shadow of a doubt !!.


There is not a single verse from the New Testament that prohibits polygamy. Christians usually mistakenly present the following verses from the Bible to prove that polygamy in the New Testament is not allowed:

Matthew 19:1-12 "1. When Jesus had finished saying these things, he left Galilee and went into the region of Judea to
the other side of the Jordan.
2. Large crowds followed him, and he healed them there.
3. Some Pharisees came to him to test him. They asked, "Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any and every reason?"
4. "Haven't you read," he (Jesus) replied, "that at the beginning the Creator `made them male and female,'
5. and said, `For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh' ?
6. So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate."
7. "Why then," they asked, "did Moses command that a man give his wife a certificate of divorce and send her away?"
8. Jesus replied, "Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning.
9. I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, and marries another woman commits adultery."
10. The disciples said to him, "If this is the situation between a husband and wife, it is better not to marry."
11. Jesus replied, "Not everyone can accept this word, but only those to whom it has been given.
12. For some are eunuchs because they were born that way; others were made that way by men; and others have renounced marriage because of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it."

In the above verses, we see that Jesus was approached with a question about whether or not it is allowed for a man to divorce his wife in Matthew 19:3. Jesus immediately referred to the Old Testament for the answer in Matthew 19:4. He referred to Adam and Eve, one man and one woman. The Old Testament does talk about the story of Adam and Eve as one husband and one wife. However, the Old Testament which Jesus had referred to in Matthew 19:3 does allow polygamy.

Also, when a man becomes a one flesh with his wife in Matthew 19:5-6, this doesn't mean that the man can't be one flesh with another woman. He can be one flesh with his first wife, and one flesh with his second wife, and one flesh with his third wife and so on, To further prove this point, let us look at the following from the New Testament:


Matthew 22:23-32 "23. That same day the Sadducees, who say there is no resurrection, came to him with a question.
24. "Teacher," they said, "Moses told us that if a man dies without having children, his brother must marry the widow and have children for him.
25. Now there were seven brothers among us. The first one married and died, and since he had no children, he left his wife to his brother.
26. The same thing happened to the second and third brother, right on down to the seventh.
27. Finally, the woman died.
28. Now then, at the resurrection, whose wife will she be of the seven, since all of them were married to her?"
29. Jesus replied, "You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God.
30. At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.
31. But about the resurrection of the dead--have you not read what God said to you,
32. `I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob' ? He is not the God of the dead but of the living."

In Matthew 22:24-28, the Jews referred to Deuteronomy 25:5 from the Old Testament where it states that if a woman's husband dies, and she didn't have any kids from him, then she must marry his brother regardless whether he had a wife or not. When the Jews brought this situation up to Jesus in Matthew 22:24-28, Jesus did not prohibit at all for the childless widow to marry her husband's brother (even if he were married). Instead, Jesus replied to them by saying that we do not marry in heaven, and we will be like angels in heaven (Matthew 22:30).

So in other words, if Jesus allowed for a widow to marry her former husband's brother even if he were married, then this negates the Christians' claim about the Bible prohibiting polygamy. A man can be one flesh with more than one woman. In the case of Matthew 22:24-28, the man can be one flesh with his wife, and one flesh with his deceased brother's wife. Also keep in mind that Exodus 21:10 allows a man to marry an infinite amount of women, and Deuteronomy 21:15 allows a man to marry more than one wife.




+osisi, you refer to your fellow christians practising polygamy as 'christians'. how unchartibale and typically unchristian of you . doesn't your book say 'for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god. . .' it ain't for you to pass judgement on your fellows

Sounding desperate eh?
there's no verse that hails polygamy either but the[b] new testament and God's primary design withAdam and Eve shows monogamy as the mind of God.[/b]
Christ Never allowed anyone to inherit anybody's wife,he was answering a question posed [b]and the message there was that there was no marriage in heaven[/b]stop telling lies.
yes Christ came to fulfill the law,look up the word fulfillment and read the book of Hebrews,stop parroting nonsense.
No born again,spirit filled Christian would marry 2 wives.
Just because someone calls himself a Christian doesn't make him one.

ayinba1:
@nuzo, david dawi, davidylan

Ok fine if nuzo is not David, he must be David's poop.
I see that you are really smart in fact you sound and look it. David let me know if you have been banned and what your new ID is.

@bicey,
If David or some other person was using foul language against your mom, dad or yourself, will you continue to be a pacifist? I am practising my religion the way I understand how. Feel free to check my past posts in response to David. He actually practically begged for this. He declared war a long time ago, now he has war coming to him

Honey,if somehow  somewhere you have cheer leaders urging you on with this your stupidity,they have lied to you.
Read over all your posts on this thread,you are making a fool of yourself in a discussion amongst grown ups.
Which group home are you housed at and writing from?