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una don begin speak Yoruba for the thread

The statistics doesn't tell us that AA's make up a disproportionate amount of prison inmates when their population is only 13%
Or that one in 4 of their men is either in jail,a felon or on parole.
They also have a higher school drop out rate
higher rate of teenage pregnancy
higher rate of mortality from all illnesses in America
higher poverty statistics
higher crime rate in their neighborhoods
higher illiteracy rate
worse schools
tougher crime ridden neighborhood

Dere I:
My dad is an itsekiri while my mum is a yoruba but yet i can't speak both languages. I can only speak igbo and hear ibibio and a little bit of yoruba. Isnt that embarrasing?

That's strange but then I can understand.Most likely your dad doesn't speak Yoruba and mom can't speak Itsekiri and you grew up in Igboland and cross river area.
Were your folks Police officers?
There was a kid in my primary school at Enugu in the same situation.

tpia:
what kind of music was Sheikh Abdulla hamed isa Khalifa planning on producing with him, I wonder?

I wonder too
One of them tasteless arabic yodelling they call music
na who go buy am
abi the sheikh sabi breakdance

dreeldee:
how else if not yahoo

tufiakwa!

I've picked up one more day at work
everyone is expecting a gift from me when I land naija for Christmas
I hope they can manage fruit of the loom underwears

KarmaMod:
Lol osisi, you don't shave it. you VEET it 

veet ke
what if my hand make mistake and I veet where I no suppose veet?
I don't bring any chemicals that side abeg

to milk my cows again,24 posts.
haba

chika98:
Yeah the good Lord has blessed us. Funny enough. . hairy is in for naija.

How about the arm pit hairs?
chei
I remember those hairdressers in naija back in da days
the maids will be washing out the perm and you'll be suffocating iwth their smelly pits right under your nostrils.
pure torture

~Sauron~:
U have provided the information i was hoping to read here.
Meanwhile. . . . .what does that say about very hairy Osisi??

please leave my hairs out of nairaland you hear?

JJYOU:
my sister i dey o.
you for make money with your laugh more than some comedians i see here.
plus u know say i don marry one small fine girl

Congrats.

went to milk my cows.21 replies

JJYOU:
sister nnwando u! God help you. you are so funny. she is a happily married house wife for your info

Josh long time
my friends say I should have been a comedian
hunger for don kill me

tope2000:
Lmao
It does get itchy when you first shave it

what do you use for relief?
vicks or rob ointment?

skfa1:
Hehehehehe, were u the one I saw scratching in the town center?    

ROFL.
It wasn't funny.
The only thing that relieved the itch was a fine toothed comb
I won't try that nonsense again

~Sauron~:
Where is Bermuda Triangle??

In Alaska

KarmaMod:
Apparently NL is filled with overly hairy monkeys  

I even tried shaving the bermuda triangle a few times but it wasn't my thing.
It was itching like crazy
are we supposed to put olive oil,palm oil or what to keep it from itching like that after shaving.
It was torture
can you imagine a responsible lady,wife and mother scratching her "thing" in public.
Tufia
I gave up

skfa1:
Abeg no post any picshure for here o

You asked for it.

KarmaMod:
osisi, no mind alagolo. In Florida, it's shaving 365/yr

Don't mind them.
Tonight will be 26 degrees farenheit in my area.
that's a below zero temperature and people want me shaven clean.
I put weave on my hair in winter to keep my head warm and let my leg hairs grow.
Maybe I should think of leaving my pits from time to time.
Do you people want me to freeze to death?

ha bigmodo,no be u dey look for visa to go Peru,Uzbekistan and Bangladesh.
Now you don change gear,come begin look for "away" wife?
Aba for life

KarmaMod:
she's right. who shaves in the winter?

Unless you're a Sasquatch?

I thought I was the only one.
As soon as the cold weather hits,out go the skirts and shorts,in come the sweats,jeans and dress pants
what do I need to torture myself again for?

Dark_Rxn:
Abeg, nwando, make I lend you and jenny my shaving kit

I  said I shave in the the summer when I go bare legged.
why should I shave in the winter?
shaving is not our culture
God gave me my hairs for a reason
afterall many of never shaved our legs before coming to the USA

KarmaMod:
Even gays like their men clean shaven

na special species be the ones you talk of, osisi

special species of hair?

Dark_Rxn:
@topic
gross!
No, it is cute or sexy. . . . .
Am sure there's a reason why blade and shaving cream was invented.
All this people and their need to make excuses to look nasty

sharap!!

~Sauron~:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
So one should expect the hair on your legs to grow longer than Lenny Kravitz's dreadlocks in December??

I have fine leg hairs and they blend with my complexion
I shave from April to October only.
It's cold in my area now so I only wear pants anyway and when wearing a skirt,I have on pantyhose so my hairy legs are only visible to family members.
I'll try to bob marley them and post a picture

The scariest sight I ever saw was at a restaurant here in the USA.
These 2 Indian men brought their mom to a restaurant and they sat across from us.
The men were clean shaven but their mother had a full beard.
Imagine a woman with a full bia bia (not specks of hair) wearing a sari
My kids were mortified
I had to keep warning them to stop staring.
It was even difficult for me not to stare.
I've never seen a thing like that in my life

I don't shave my legs in the fall and winter.
I need all my hairs to keep me warm.
Anyone that has a problem with it can just look away.

Riskie:
Looks like it was made by someone who was visually impared. There's nothing nice about it. Certainly not nice enough for $5 million. I don't think they could actually come up with any item of clothing that would be worth that amount.

And worn by someone high on crack
who are they trying to impress?

there are more pressing issues in Nigeria than who won a beauty pageant
who cares?
who the fried fish loses sleep over a stupid beauty competition?
Yara do am is now your president,did he win?
_{why am I even on this useless thread}

I didn't even bother clicking on the link provided.
Safest economy my bakassi

Imagine when the ocassional marriage katakata will burst and most ladies will be doing shakara expecting to be begged with a precious gift,this man here will just buy her a double cheese burger and she's OK.