₦airaland Forum

DeepZone:
She has resumed the attack. She first thought I met my fiance online, then he is ibo, then he is aloy emeka, then I am not yoruba ,then I am not Nigerian, then I am very unhappy and it goes on and on and on. Very soon I will become a black American. There has been occasions where she threw the bullet at my parents, family members even in threads i am not interested. Lately, she is telling me which areas to explore in nairaland as if i have the whole time in the world like her. osis, if you can get her a job, even if it's CNA, she'll definitely spend more time loving herself and may be a boo will follow before her eggs freezes over.

This girl you're bad.
TOH is her best friend maybe she can help her get a cleaning job at the subway station
but seriously are you engaged to an Igbo man?
Our men like "fire women" like you
A no nonsense woman that can handle anyone trying to swindle oga in his trade.
I was told that my grandpa married his second wife because the first wife was very loving and mellow
and in his Okirika business,people were cheating him,buying on credit without paying and being a kind soft hearted man,he needed a fire woman to set the customers straight.
It worked.

sharap dia deepzone

DeepZone:
. I was wondering on why she has been following me around until I remembered the day she asked me whether i got my fiance here on nairaland. may be she thinks there is a special way to catch men online that I do not want to teach her. Help me tell her again that this earth-mama has never met anybody online, rather it's people I don't know that flood my email with junk love notes. I just wish she gets someone before the year runs out so that this stalking and 24 hour online thuggery will cease. For a woman that spends this amount of time online, I am quite sure her yansh is bigger than the area of ibadan from lack of exercise.

You don't say.
where is  my brother aluminiumEmeka 
He needs to put in a bid
Congrats deepzone on your engagement

deepzone don angry o
nne calm down
tilapia is nolonger here

@ the poster,what a situation to be in.
A large percentage of kids wet their beds at some point but most of them outgrow it by age 4.
Very few continue bedwetting till adulthood,she's not alone.
Tips on what to do

1.Have her decrease fluid intake or stop drinking any liquids after about 6 PM
2.Let her keep away from drinking tea (not Ovaltine and bournvita) and coffee especially in the evening and night time or quit it outrightly
3.She has to stop drinking any alcohol.No small stout,no gulder,none at all.
4.Let her use the bathroom and urinate every night before going to bed,like it were a religious duty.

If she continues bedwetting after following these steps,she should see a doctor,there's a medication they could place her on and it would help decrease her urinary output at night and that could help.

DeepZone:
Why do *some tribes in Nigeria value male children over female children even when it's obvious that female children are more productive than male ones. Don't you think that culture ought to be banished and seen as barbaric by now?

Most races and tribes value male children above female children and in Nigeria it's probably all Nigerian ethnic groups.
Deepzone not to worry,your folks have a man and a woman rolled up in one

at 8 years our househelps or my mother were still moulding my garri balls for me
How can an 8 year old kill?

yemmyse:
Now know why mums are so fussy over their children. Now am not just going to get married, can't imagine my honey going through all these, would just freak out.

And this goes out to all mums in the world. U guys are wonderful, made in heaven.

BEDE.IKE:
Its not realy easy at all,merely reading the thread makes me begin to fear,it's so naseauting,disgusting and horrible, though i ain't got a baby yet it makes me begin to wonder if i would want to marry at all, i have a fiance currently but after reading this i'm begining to re-evaluate my thoughts about marriage, i dey hail una because una 2much,

Bede my brother don't be scared.
The joy of seeing a healthy baby and hearing them cry surpasses all the pain and agony we women go through

First off,I got married quite young,in my very early 20's and when the pregnancy came just after the wedding,I was shocked.
Women from my lineage are quite fertile so my folks were not surprised.
The pregnancy was uneventful,thank God,.
I was healthy,no crazy cravings
Normal weight gain
The baby was passed the due date by 10 days so I had to be induced.
Had just half a slice of toast for breakfast as instructed.
A brother in the fellowship had prophesied 2 weeks earlier that my labour will last 3 hrs and the whole fellowship chorused Amen
The labor was a total of 3 hours just like the man of God said.
No epidural just IV dimorphine for pain control
My husband's joy was unimaginable.
he was right by my side and whispered I love you up to 100 hundred times.

After the baby was born,I was sooooooooooooooo tired
and soooooooooooooooo hungry
I sent him off to get me a can of coke and some pound cake and he added my favorite sweet,a snickers chocolate bar.
Stayed in the Hospital a few days and we went home with our precious angel

and you folks keep KFC and XXL clothing makers in business

MandingoII:
If African leaders get their resources together - they can come out of its SELF-IMPOSED poverty state.

but NO - African leaders take the AID and pad their Swiss bank accounts.

If Africans don't care about Africans.

Why should the world?

We are ruling ourselves
we are incharge of our affairs
while you're a mere 3rd class citizen in your own country.
Africans, Indians, Chinese and even bilingual Mexicans will be hired before you.
Lazy illiterate folks
Keep lining up for welfare and government cheese and delivering babies like roaches all over the place.
More than half of y'all have no clue who your fathers are
Your mamas don't even know either
are there no viable AA sites for you to carry your madness to?
will they e-gun you down in cold blood?
useless akata
efulefu

MandingoII:
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It is Nigerians from AROUND THE WORLD sending money home that GIVES NIGERIA LIFE!

and the AA buying crack gives the business life

I'm not surprised.
Ms fashion

TOYOSI20:
If u both have been in the relationsip for three years, . . . . .

why don't u take the relationship to the next level, and propose, that way if u both are living together,

no one would "raise any eye brows"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a 24 year old boy  is still a baby sucking his mother's breasts in Nigeria
His mates are not thinking about marriage for almost 8 or 10 years to come

If she starts staying with you,I promise you Taiwo and Kehinde in 9 months.
Followed by Idowu shortly afterwards
You think you don't have money now,wait till you have 2  or 3  hungry babies that require total care.
My dear forget this girl and get an education.
You should encourage her to do same.
If you're meant for each other,it'll happen in the future
You're not ready for anything serious and neither is she.

ah ah omo eko
bad breath is not limited to our men haba!
does your fiance have bad breath ?
isn't he Nigerian?

designer clothes that they'll outgrow in 3 months?
waste of money.
If it's not at Ross,Marshalls,T J Max,Kohl's or target
they can forget it
Will I eat the clothes when I'm hungry?

KarmaMod:
Lmao Sista is back o! I asked about her Igbo cabbie, she claimed she left him because he didnt want to amount to anything and that all he does is grunt during sex blah blah

ROFL
Is that a reason to leave a man
grunting during sex
maybe he was speaking his Nnewi dialect and she thought he was grunting.
This is hilarious

OgidiBoy:
You see that's why Mr Osisi is always chasing after white girls with smooth skin


*******Ogidiboys runs from thread*****

Victoria and her secrets have nothing on me
I have better things to do with my money that enrich an already rich empire that inflate their prices and fleece naive customers
Ogidi boy Mr Osisi loves the fact that I save him money

KarmaMod:
lol osisi

I don't do their lotion or soap myself, seriously that stuff is for white skin. I'll stick to my Vaseline Cocoa Butter

I don't mind their body mists/sprays though but only when it's part of their annual sale

The spray "rain kissed leaves" from bath and body works is all I get from there.
and one bottle can last me one year since I always have my "chloe narcisse" that is my best and only perfume for the last 10 years till I started using this other one.
wake up in the morning,use caress body wash I buy from the neighborhood Walgreen or grocery store and Jergens body lotion at 8.99 only for a big jar
Apply Johnson's baby oil  on my ashy heels and deodorant under my pits I'm good to go

SeanT21:
Okay, Thanks for the headsup. You must be PROUD!!

you're welcome

KarmaMod:
That's why the women are running here o, osisi because their men have been rammed up the yansh with Aids in prison

I wonder how sista and her Igbo cab driving man are doing.
Sistawoman and her Yoruba man from Anambra state that started off using her for papers  nko?
the women fascinate me
How can a grown woman with kids agree to be used as "green card " wife and the man turns around and tells her he's now for real and she agrees?

You need to invest your money or buy a property rather than waste money on all these things.
You'll still look the same after it all
nobody can tell if you used lux or victoria secret
spend your money wisely
If you saved what you spent on all those products you'll have 100,000 pounds in your retirement account.

by the way hotstepper kedu maka gi na that young man.
echefugo m his name
echeta go m
dajunta
o kwa this Christmas ka a  gagba nkwu?