₦airaland Forum

gabrywyl:
Amadioha = I learn it from HCH300 - A nairalander here
Sharp Sharp = I learn from the same person as mentioned above
Like last night I learn the word Gbadun from goodass from the Games Forum section.

let me teach you another one with amadioha
If someone is getting on ya nerves you can say.

May amadioha scatter that your coconut head,idiot!

gabrywyl:
Hmmm . . .  No qualms. U're not the first saying as such.
Even if I go show you my webcam, you still no fit believe me. . .  


I told you guys Oo, I am living with Naija peeps. We stay in the samee house, eat the same food and breathe each other's sense daily. So how I fit no speak Pidgin well?  

maybe na the naija roomates  them dey help type am
haba!
your own pidgin don pass garri

KarmaMod:
lol osisi, those three names are USUALLY given to girls

My friend's son is Tosin

gabrywyl:
There was a thread created by uhm . . . I can't exactly remember. . . Naija sumthin I guess? Ive been trying to look for that thread but I can't find it. I hope the Moderator/Administrator go comot that thread out of hia Ooo. . . Its very discriminating and insulting. . . The thread is about Rating a Nairalander's pic called Ennyluv.


I mean like Dude, you no well at all. You don't show your pic yet you go discriminate otha peep's pic. Your momma no teach you well abi? CHEI! make Amadioha go strike you sharp sharp!  

look at o
calling amadioha kwa?
today na today

~Sauron~:
Kemi is Care. . . .
Oluwakemi should be God's care or protection. . . . . .

You can't even speak Yoruba
Thank God you and deepzone have a thing going.
she'll start by teaching you Okan,meji,meta

KarmaMod:
asking people wey no understand Yoruba meaning of words

Oluwakemi = God protects me
Oluwatosin = God is worthy to be worshiped
Oluwatoyin = God is worthy to be praised

Thanks dear.If I had married Ade,I'm sure that's what we would have named the kids

gabrywyl:
See your yeye head now. That is just the other day and it happened on only one thread sha. na waa for you Ooo. . .  

This girl no dey joke o
see how she just dey nack pidgin like no man business

savanaha:
I think its hilarious that you used the word and didn't know the meaning. I kept analyzing the word and couldn't decipher it and thought it was some kind of Igbo I've never heard.

LOL

Sauron what's the meaning of Oluwakemi.
I know Oluwa is God
It's a Yoruba name I like so much,that and Oluwatoyin and Oluwatosin

~Sauron~:
Who is teaching you this pidgin English? Are u a Nollywood fan??

The girl has gone nuclear.

fayahsoul:
ara ga agba ndi ara.

ara gba chi kwa gi nti
Onye ara ogbete !
at the rate you're going you'll soon comot ya clothes and enter market.
you already have the dada hair to go with it.

fayahsoul:
Point blank!

Real brothas never die, we multiply!

you're still alive eh kwa?
let me come back
today na today

gabrywyl:


Oh oh. . . Kpele Ooo. . . . I hope I did not mean it wrongly. . .

Chineke God!

Nairaland has turned this Malaysian princess into a Lagos girl
from now on your name is Oluwakemi

meanwhile gabby,the word bashful means something else.
you probably though it was an adjective describing someone who "bashes" oithers.
Bashing is not correct English.

Bashful
2. Very modest, or modest to excess; constitutionally
disposed to shrink from public notice; indicating extreme
or excessive modesty; shy; as, a bashful person, action,
expression.
[1913 Webster]

gabrywyl:
Mustay, u no fit hear? Ok go comot yourself here make me go check your ears and clean em for you like the way my momma do mine.

This girl deserves a naija passport.
she has pidgin on lock down

No work till Monday.
Yipeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May God bless those neighborhood women that gave him the beating of his life.I hope a few of them specifically targetted his crotch area with their pestle and other wooden objects,destroyed all the blood vessels and nerves yonder and burst the balls too.He's lucky this happened when the men were out hustling,his Ghanaian brethren would have returned to see his pedophilic carcass.
Hopefully the Nigerian police and his fellow inmates handled him for me.

Being there for them and being the best daughter and sister they can ever ask for.
Mom.Dad and siblings,I love you all with all my heart and I know God will keep us all healthy and strong till we have our next reunion
Chukwu gozie unu ri nne

yemmyse:
Just couldnt stomach it again, putting his picture on NL with his work ID is the dumpest thing have seen in like one century. As in DUMPESTESTESTEST thing.

he did?
typical aboki like behaviour
Tufia
no wonder westerners gave them their own state and pushed them towards the north

First their dead governor was a certified looter and thief,now their teachers are blockheads.
Wonders shall never end

Is it Kwara or Kogi now.
who cares,what's the difference.

MP007:
i think the country should have more than 2 international airports, if its truth that those airports mentioned above have enough space to land planes mentioned above, then I do not see any reason why they should operate international flights

who and who are travelling to Katsina and Minna?
Is the plane not expected to carry passengers?
when was the last time you travelled to bauchi and Makurdi?
To do what?
Even the one in Kano is under utilized
The only areas in Naija that need international airports due to traffic are Lagos, Abuja, PH and Enugu or Owerri or Aba.

See how IBB wasted our money and built one in his hometown and for 20 years not a single international flight has landed there.
Useless leaders

RedHotChic:
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you can be reasonably sure it is a duck.

You'll soon land a kwara state man.
get ready to teach him his ABC's

Isn't this why people have been advocating that they go and become their own country.
These people are pulling us down

DavidDylan:
How did Alhaji Abdulahi do on the test?

who is he?

RedHotChic:
Obviously, these teachers go their degrees in cattle rearing. Classroom and leadership are not for nomads but our leaders wont listen.

Or kunu making
They must be products of all those mushroom ,glorified techincal colleges called universities.
what did we do in Primary 4 math?
long division,multiple number multiplication,HCF,LCM,square roots and addition of fractions.
They ought to be sacked.
let them go and recruit proper teaches from Southern Nigeria
but no
they want indigenes.
Indigenes wey no sabi anything.

Kwara state people are inbetween west and north,I expect them to be better than the average northerners

we had a youth corper Mr O that never packed properly.
Infact all the girls said he didn't wear any underwear because his "things" were always very disorganised
and worst of all he wore somewhat tight trousers.
then one day, he came in to teach with a full bladder and kept gyrating from side to side,waiting for the bell to ring.
We laughed taya.
he kept crossing and uncrossing his legs,he put his hands in this pockets,took them out.
there were about 33 girls in the class and all our eyes were zeroed in on his "abunna"
chei!!
We burst out laughing at several intervals and he reported us afterwards to the principal and we were asked to write him an apology letter before he could return to our class

what are salah cakes?
are there now cakes made of rams?

game_rod:
This guy has been to Nigeria last since God knows when, but he talks about Nigeria as if he knows it in and out, he sometimes lets his reasoning remind me of that of a fish, there are many others like him, but he is so particular, what do you think?

mackerel or tilapia ?

does the man have potentials?
a man can have no money but if he has good potentials and his "chi" is alive, no problem
the money will come

bacterium:
Clean the dirt of her nose with my mouth. Was nice and salty. She likes it alot.

That is so gross.
what a dirty man

hide his car keys sometime ago when he made me mad
He had to take a cab to work 
he forgave me later

And the lord will perfect all that concerneth thee