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They should leave the handsome man alone jor.
Make them go arrest the obj-like ones. and burn all their certificates

_{I have no clue what the topic is all about}

DavidDylan:
One of the many reasons i am thinking of packing my bags in the next few years and heading back to Abuja. I'll make 10x more money there than the peanuts u're paid here. A life forever lived in debt is no life at all.

oh and i miss Nigeria because . . . of chics.

Honestly David,my mates in Nigeria are doing soooo well
and they travel the world,calling me from Spain,France,London and the USA.
If you see how they mention money you'll think it's water.

I miss Nigeria because all my bossom friends back there are stinkingly rich
married to DG's of banks,  loaded business men and rich politicians
Living in opulence at Abuja and VCG abi VGC and here I am counting dimes and cents and living on a budget
Even one suitor that I rejected back in da day is now swimming in money
But I have Jesus
My miracle and my millions are on the way


_{humour y'all}

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If you spot you husband looking at his friend's wife's boobs or booty, what will you do/how will you feel?

I won't feel a thing.
I'm not that petty or insecure neither am I lacking in those departments.
It's only natural for people to look, he's afterall a living,breathing man

sistawoman:
It really would not bother me the least bit.

I am confindent in my ability to keep him home with me. And if he finds some grass that appears greener on the other side then go and get some but know that you are no longer welcome back on this side of the fence, so choose wisely.

I share the same sentiments.

pilgrim1

JJYOU:
by His grace we remain stable under God's economy. we have to be grateful and thankfull because others are worse. the world continue to live as if there are no consequences for our actions.

May God's mercy prevail and help us out.

Amen!

This was the best thread since I joined nairaland in 2006

JJYOU:
sister nwando, how you dey ma?   you forgot the shytimba igbo people planted near benin? nice one

Josh I dey o.
I hope the economy is not affecting you adversely.

that name shyt[/b]imba no good o
people may call the person [b]shyt for short.

latres:
Hello --

I am looking for the meaning of the following names:

Shecola
Ameah
Aleta
Shytimba

Those are more like African American made-up names.
They are not Nigerian and definitely not Igbo

why not?
no be woman go marry them?

HR.hotness:
and fat Joe has a thyroid defect

ROFL.
he's on steroid medication

CodeRED:
Osisi and HR let me apologise, Honestly, I missed that vital part. I meant to say, those who deliberately make themselves fat. I am aware that genetics play a huge role in one's makeup. My bad. sowry

my dear only a small handful of obese people have a genetic defect.
That's just an excuse to lose control

lol

CodeRED:
I will pass on those types of teddy bears o. I don't want "crushed by hubby" written on my DC.

but honestly speaking try seating near a really large person on a flight.
His legs and sides will be all up in your space

A-40:
Yes of course why should i and someone like Rubben Studdard or Fat Joe pay the same amount for a plane ticket when its obvious they would occupy more spaces than i would

ruben studdard,the velvet teddy bear?
he's just big boned

codered some people are obese from their mothers womb na

rofl.
but those seats are not made for african women jor.
we need bigger seats to contain some of us and our assets
I don't want to be spilling over into the aisle if I don't pack myself well

even it's akamu retention if you can't pack them into a single seat after holding ya breathe,you'd better have a credit card handy
if you don't like it,cut off a butt cheek leave it behind

they already pay for the extra seat,if you occupy 2 seats why shouldn't you pay for 2?
can you go into mama Nneka's buka and ask for 2 plates of rice and pay just for one?
It's only fair

DeepZone:
How will Osisi know him when she only notice men with big yansh like RMD. .

ROFL.
the Ikebe was all over my screen,na the man show me the thing

See how these imbeciles waste our money on useless ventures.
2 decades and not even chachangi landed there.
what concerns chicken with tooth brush when he has no teeth
How can the leave Igboland with it's millions of international travelers without an international airport and build airports in lands where the inhabitants are chasing nama and wild animals in the  open plains
4 useless airports in northern Nigeria.
Useless country!

Four airports yet to attract schedule flights 20 years after,
Tuesday, 25 November 2008 00:00
DESPITE being commissioned over two decades ago, four of the 21 airports controlled by the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria, (FAAN) have not attracted scheduled flights. They are the Minna, Makurdi, Bauchi and Katsina airports. The airports, which, according to an industry publication, Business Travel Weekly "have runway length that can adequately take the jumbo jet Boeing 747 aircraft, the Airbus A340, the Boeing 737 and other Airbus series have continued to waste away. Katsina and Makurdi airports can take the Boeing B747 aircraft while Minna airport can take the DC 10 or A330." The airports are therefore losing revenue that would have been generated through landing and parking charges, and from concessionaires that would have been operating at the terminal buildings.

Other allied services such as car hire, hotel and restaurants and even banks that would have createdjobs are losing from the dormant state of these airports. The publication says: ' Niger State government has already put machineries in place to ensure scheduled flights to Minna Airport by Capital Airlines, while Cross River State government had in the past worked with some airlines to ensure scheduled flights to the state airport." Further investigation by the Nigerian Compass revealed that Kwara State government last week signed an MOU with a Dubia-based technical partner, ACT, to establish a flying academy in Horin, while the state government is not relenting on its efforts at making the Ilorin airport a cargo airport.

Mine is anything swallow especially well prepared Egusi or vegetable soup with beef and stockfish
The guy is a health freak.No ice cream,no sweets,no pizzas,no burgers but he's a darling when it comes to eating my naija dishes.
He'll eat anything I set before him without complaining.

KarmaMod:
I eat all the food.

Dude is fasting

4play dey fast ?

KarmaMod:
I'm so glad the loon isnt Yoruba.

we have enough embarrassing psychos.

His mother must be from Osun state
How else could he be this tenacious about his opinions like deepzone

chyk91:
i think breakfast is quite light mainly bread and eggs then lunch yea, that is d heavy one, eba and egusi soup, u will love it, also try pounded yam and egusi soup. den dinner is kind of light also, probably rice like u saw in the pics, NOTE, it depends on the person there is no fast rule about when and what to eat. then about beverages i think most people prefer chocolate drinks like bournvita and milo. but yea in nigeria tea is also popular but i think those i mentioned are the beverages consumed the most. av a nice time in nigeria u will love it and please try not to run out of money or it mite be a living hell.

some people eat akpu for breakfast abeg.
beans porridge nko?

what is light about eating one whole  "agege bread"  or "our lady's" collapsed  into a fufu like consistency while drinking "tea" from a 2 litre "who send you" cup with refills sef.
None of our foods are light abeg.
let's speak the truth and shame the devil
Are you talking of another Nigeria or the one with Rivers Niger and Benue ?
Go to main market Onitsha or Alaba and see the average trader eating breakfast and If you don't see at least 2 loaves of bread and 4 boiled eggs set before him,my name is not osisi

KarmaMod:
Give a list of 5 "good intentions" from tribal marks in 2008

Funmi is a smart lady but often she goes off tangent like something is wrong somewhere.
what is one advantage of tribal marks in today's soceity?
are people still preparing for intertribal wars to come?

RedHotChic:
Should we run away from our identities because oyibo/Americana finds it difficult to assimilate?. I am against tribal marks only when it's done on children but any adult that deems it fit to do so can knock him or herself out.

and these kids never grow up to become adults?

watched a friend write 666 with markers on people's right hand while they slept
come and see pandemonium in the morning