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PoliticsRe: Imoh Umoren: "I’ve Seen More Homeless People In New York Than In Lagos by Osyxcel(m): 6:09am On Dec 31, 2021
What's the proportion of homeless to population in the US and in Nigeria? I can bet Nigeria's own is way higher.

It's also hard to believe that there are more homeless people in US than in Nigeria. Check under Obalende bridge, Oshodi bridge. Infact, check under all the bridges in Lagos. You'll marvel at the sheer number of people living under those bridge. What of shanties like Makoko? Even areas like VI that is more of a corporate environment, you'll see many homeless people there sleeping in the streets.
EventsRe: Kenyan Gravediggers Boycott Food At Funeral, Carry Casket To Alcohol Bar (Photo) by Osyxcel(m): 12:02pm On Dec 30, 2021
All these kain news no dey ever pass Kenya, Uganda, Ghana and seldomly, South Africa. huh
FamilyRe: Gun Bullet On My Dad's Bed This Morning Thank Uord by Osyxcel(m): 9:12pm On Dec 25, 2021
micki1:
Thank God no one was there. I had a similar experience in 2006. I was sitting on the rug I our living room with my brother and a family friend sitting on chairs. We heard a loud bang through the ceiling with fine particles of the ceiling flying around me. I jumped away on hearing the noise. I came back and saw the hole through the ceiling and realized it pierced through the roof as well. We seached everywhere if there was a bullet but didn't find any. It was days later when I was doing thorough clean up that I saw the bullet. We showed it to a police officer and he said it was police bullet. The hole on the ceiling and roof was directly above my head where I sat. By the way, we never heard any gun shot except the bang through the roof. Na God dey save us o!
Similar experience I had years back. We were in the living room. Then we heard a loud bang. A bullet hit my dad's car hood. It made a hole and remained in the hood till it was removed by a panel beater. We never heard the gunshot.
CareerRe: Are Christmas Gifts To Employees Taxable? by Osyxcel(m): 7:55pm On Dec 20, 2021
okposm:
Those things are taxable if u really want to follow the law under PIT. They are called BIK benefit in kind and 5% is the total value is taxable. But u can just find one expense head and warehouse there. Then under CIT certain conditions have to be met for it to be tax deductible. Such gift must bear the company name on it. Which we know bag of rice will not meet that criteria. So just spread it across some expense heads and don't describe it as bag of rice cos if FIRS gets hold of the GL, it will be disallowed.
The FIRS will not disallow it so far it is an incentive given to the employee. However, a state IRS can treat it as BIK and tax 5% of the value.
PoliticsRe: Bidi Akande: Obasanjo, Northern Elites Rejected Buhari’s 2015 Presidential Bid by Osyxcel(m): 5:44am On Dec 13, 2021
I wonder why contents of the article are repeated.

Anyway, Obasanjo has always been against Buhari becoming the president of this country. That's why it was surprising when he tactically supported APC in the build up to the 2015 elections by publicly tearing his PDP membership card.

Well, it's obvious now that Buhari has been a failure in the past and is still a failure till today.
Christianity EtcRe: "Your Wife Must Eat First Before You Eat" - Prophetess Patience Obi To Men by Osyxcel(m): 8:42pm On Dec 12, 2021
Lol. Orisirisi

These days anybody can just wake up and call himself/herself any title he/she so wishes.
GamingRe: Why Squid Game Might Be Connected To Nigeria – Canadian Show Host (video) by Osyxcel(m): 4:47pm On Dec 12, 2021
His conclusion lacks substance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by Osyxcel(m): 5:59pm On Dec 11, 2021
Lucky escape with 3 points. Tuchel needs to talk to his boys. They look lethargic too. Could it be as a result of strenuous training despite the clogged fixtures?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by Osyxcel(m): 4:52pm On Dec 11, 2021
DonFreshmoney:
Bad positioning for the Chelsea goal.. keeper starting point should be to cover the right goal side as the cross came in
No matter where the keeper stays, the ball would still have gone in. Doubt if any keeper can keep that out with the speed of the ball, unless the keeper was already hugging the post when the ball came in.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Osyxcel(m): 1:46pm On Dec 10, 2021
Odunharry:
Osyxcel u don reach here?? grin
Na your post carry me reach here.
TravelRe: Lagos Airport "Cracked Pillar": Bi-Courtney Reacts, Calls It An Expansion Joint by Osyxcel(m): 8:10am On Nov 29, 2021
I'm not an engineer, but I can tell it's a crack along an expansion joint simply because an inelastic material was used to fill the joints. You can see that the "cracks" are not wider than the expansion joint on the slabs and concrete beneath the columns.

I remember a time JB filled the expansion joints on long bridge with tar and in less 3 months, there were openings on the expansion joints and they had to return to the bridge to work on the expansion joints again.

A structural crack will most likely be diagonal, rather than vertical.
PoliticsRe: Phone Numbers To Report Bad Police Officers To by Osyxcel(m): 12:07pm On Nov 18, 2021
Yinmu. No be today.

Bribery/corruption, extortion and harassment are endemic to the NPF.

The rot is from bottom to top. The ogas at the top know about it all as they are a product of the system.
CareerRe: Working As A Teller In A Bank And Working In An Accounting/audting Firm by Osyxcel(m): 2:03pm On Nov 17, 2021
I'd advice you to take the Accounting firm job if you are looking at taking your ICAN exams. Once you qualify, you'd have opportunity to earn way more in a few years time. You can even open your Accounting/consulting firm after few years post-qualification experience.

With the Accounting firm, you are always afforded study leave whenever you want to sit for your ICAN exams. You'll also have more time to study for your exams and your experiences on the field can help you pass your exams quickly.
BusinessRe: Credit Deduction Theft From Account- Photo by Osyxcel(m): 10:52am On Nov 16, 2021
jimmynauty:
Some days ago, I read how #200,000+ was stolen via recharge card. Yesterday I discovered #530 was deducted because It was deducted around 1:50am(

Action taken
1. Moved balance to non ATM enabled account.

2. Will change ATM at my bank.
The description includes MTN USSD SC i.e USSD Service Charge. That means you have been using USSD banking and the charges were accumulated.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Osyxcel(m): 1:32pm On Nov 14, 2021
Nosazee14:
Check whatsapp
Please check your WhatsApp.
Technology MarketRe: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Osyxcel(m): 7:39pm On Nov 13, 2021
bennyflipy:
Sorry for derailing
Please who can recommend a legit laptop dealer for me?
Rawlingsko
CareerRe: How Can I Advance In My Career In The Banking Industry With A Biochem Degree? by Osyxcel(m): 2:02pm On Nov 08, 2021
Janeeee:
Good evening guys.

I studied Biochemistry at the University and was recently employed in one of the banks in Nigeria.
I'm not a contract staff so the pay is quite okay for entry level.
Seeing the way most of my mates from school are still struggling to get jobs with our B.Sc Biochem certificate, I know for sure that I'm really lucky to be where I am because the job market in Nigeria is not favourable to my course at all.

Please anyone with prior experience, those that have been in my shoes before, how did you advance in your banking career? What courses can I take? What plans do I make? How many years will you advise I dedicate to different phases in this career?

Please I need as much tips as I can get.
I'm really confused. I love my job and I want to grow but I don't know how to go about it seeing that I studied an entirely different course from what I do now.

Your responses will be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance
Depends on your role in the bank. But generally, you can start with ACIB and MBA. Then ICAN, and if you're in a department like Audit, then you can add CISA.
HealthRe: My Near-Death Experience At Radisson Blu Hotel In Lagos By Victor Asemota by Osyxcel(m): 1:56pm On Nov 08, 2021
Soulouu:
It must be the one at Anthony
Reading up to the second paragraph would have told you otherwise undecided
CrimeRe: Police Officer Stabs His Colleague To Death In Bayelsa (Photos) by Osyxcel(m): 9:29pm On Nov 07, 2021
This one na family issue. E no consign me lipsrsealed

PropertiesRe: Are Ibadan Real Estate Agents The Worst In Nigeria? by Osyxcel(m): 8:43pm On Nov 06, 2021
Afriqan:
Ibadan ppl like overdo right from time jare. You no dey notice say na all those non Lagosians sef dey come spoil Lagos? grin
Before, Ibadan landlords dey try avoid agent wahala. They'll tell you they are not giving their house to agents.

Those spoiling Lagos are those who go there without any plan. They just go there to survive.
PropertiesRe: Are Ibadan Real Estate Agents The Worst In Nigeria? by Osyxcel(m): 8:34pm On Nov 06, 2021
Afriqan:
Well, I have always known that IB is no better when it comes to the same basics that make Lagos undesirable... It's getting more and more expensive, but with less money in circulation.

Na Ogbomosho sure pass now... grin
Na Lagos agents teach them work in collusion with Lagos people wey go build house for Ibadan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 6th November 2021 by Osyxcel(m): 3:16pm On Nov 06, 2021
FuckEveryday:
Wan Bisakka is a waste of a defender
Just tackling and Insha Allah
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Osyxcel(m): 3:00pm On Nov 02, 2021
orikoku:
lol. Please do enlighten me on it if you know. Thanks.
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PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Osyxcel(m): 2:29pm On Nov 02, 2021
orikoku:
Good day! Please what's the function of the man icon on my phone, it just appeared when I updated my phone to miui 12.5 yesterday.
The man is telling you to rejoice and be happy. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton (2 - 2) - On 30th October, 2021 by Osyxcel(m): 5:19pm On Oct 30, 2021
safesurfer:
Chelsea has squad depth.
Are you minding that guy? Pulisic, Kovacic, Werner and Lukaku are all injured. Kante and Azpilicueta are just coming back from injury.

Let Salah and Mane leave for AFCON in January. Liverpool will know how far.
HealthRe: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by Osyxcel(m): 11:03pm On Oct 25, 2021
OP, try to wear gloves when you're doing some activities such as playing drums, mechanical activities such as carpentry works, bricklaying and so on.

Try to use moisturizers as much as possible especially when you feel your palm are dry.

Get original Shea butter and hand gloves. Every night, apply the Shea butter to your palms and wear your hand gloves overnight. This will make your palms moist and warm and help to soften them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Norwich 7 - 0 - (Full Time) by Osyxcel(m): 2:26pm On Oct 23, 2021
Imagine captaining Mount in FPL. 3 goals, an assist and clean sheet. Add on top of that, the bonuses. shocked
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Osyxcel(m): 1:47pm On Oct 19, 2021
error4040:
Note 9s

But battery performance declined, like say another person de follow me Zap am with Straw angry angry angry
I think the update drains more battery. I haven't confirmed sha.
CrimeRe: Follow Up: Nigerian Locked Up for the Case of Rape —The Walk, The End. by Osyxcel(m): 6:53pm On Oct 18, 2021
Yen yen yen... angry

CrimeRe: Follow Up: Nigerian Locked Up for the Case of Rape —The Walk, The End. by Osyxcel(m): 2:05pm On Oct 14, 2021
1stGenAmerican:
Yes. The victim identified Bah out of a lineup of 6-8 men.
And from the transcript, the attacker was not wearing anything on his face during the attack.

If this is confirmed true, that's a solid evidence there.

Unless the the OP can prove it is false testimony, the focus should be on appeal of the sentence itself.
PoliticsRe: 2022 Budget: Reps Fear Economy Collapse, Says Debt Servicing Too High by Osyxcel(m): 6:42am On Oct 14, 2021
It's like they are not okay. Who approved the loans?
CrimeRe: Follow Up: Nigerian Locked Up for the Case of Rape —The Walk, The End. by Osyxcel(m): 1:40pm On Oct 12, 2021
Allexey:
If a whole jury and judge couldn't be convinced that Mr Bah didn't commit the crime,then how do you wanna convince the world that he didn't commit the crime?..
So his attorney should just help him gather concrete evidence...
Justice must prevail

Chatinent
Owagbeba
Onlyforchrist
Justwise
God bless you guys
I understand your sentiment, but a very good and targeted publicity will go a long way in helping this case. The publicity must include journalists that can pick the case and sift through the evidence and facts of the matter and see reasons why the OP might be innocent.

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