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ifyakanu:
Something struck me this morning. Scientists are looking out of space in search for extraterritorial beings (ie aliens) so as to prevent if any a surprise visit.

Hear me O sons of Earth, give ear to my sayings for it will come not long from now. A day is coming, there will be a visit on earth, activities not of earth will be seen and many people will be adopted. Greatest invasion ever on mankind will be felt by many families for fathers will search for their sons, mothers their daughters. One thing about this is that these beings have their people on our earth and many know not but we know ourselves waiting patiently for a signal from out home for like a trumpet sound it will be, then we will put up our true nature then to our home we go. He that has an ear let him hear, for the great day of the Lord is coming not long from now.

Are you ready for this celestial flight? Are you a citizen of the world to come? Have you been sealed for the coming of our Lord, Jesus Christ? Now is a moment of grace. Accept this grace now. Christ is coming. God bless you. Do have a wonderful Sunday.

Eta-n-tagba 28:1-3

Chapter Twenty-Eight
1. A fearful homo shall scare himself to health problems when he hears of aliens, flying things and horrible creatures.
2. But a wise man shall smile and say, if they exist just same way an hippopotamus exist, what should I fear for?
3. For nature has given everything its own unique habitat, therefore aliens should stay in their habitats and let a reasonable human use his brain for profitable things.

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Wilgrea7:
saying something repeatedly doesn't make it true.. you may end up believing it.. doesn't mean its true... goodnight

And you have been saying this repeatedly too... But that doesn't make it true also. Goodnight, sweet dreams. Greet Eusebius the author of your faith for me if you see him perchance

Wilgrea7:
there are many people who have claimed to die and come back... your claim isn't special.. and it really doesn't change anything.. if your “experience" has a little problem with history, then the problem is most likely from your experience... not history.. 99% of people who claimed to die and come back didn't say Jesus is fictitious... why should i go for the remaining 1%?

99% of those who died and came back became rich to make money by telling us that they saw hell fire and they made CDs and put stuffs on youtube to make money. But I OTEM have come to tell it as it is. Faulkin is real, Jesus is a fictitious version of him.

ScienceWatch:
I see ! Then that day would certainly be recorded as the worst day in NIGERIA'S history.

I pity the children !

Let's examine some brain users and non-god worshippers we know here in Nigeria to see if truly Nigeria will be worse for it. Tai Solarin died an atheist without having any record of evil against him.Pastor Tim Omotosho is in jail here now for lack of control over the rod between his laps. Hahn, Lepasharon, Realmindz, myself and all those who don't worship any god here, we haven't heard that any of then scammed anybody, but 4evergod, the great worshipper of Yahweh who is highly recognised and admired here by the Christians like Bennyann , you, , Analice107, Petra1, GoodMuyis, Wilgrea7 etc is now on the run for his numerous scams and 419 activities.

Now pls mention one atheist or non-god worshipper in Nigeria who has ever been imprisoned. As for Christians, I can name hundreds of them.

Wilgrea7:
this mindset @ the bolded is why i said you're close minded.. you've agreed that no matter what... Jesus remains fictitious... you're simply rejecting everything contrary to you.. not because they are wrong... but because you simply do not want to agree with them

That is the difference between I OTEM, a knower and you christians(sheep) the believers. I have died before and saw things. Have you ever died before and see things? Nobody that died and return will remain a gullible sheep except those who intentionally want to make CDs and sell stories of what they did not see when they died just to make money and names on earth. But in my own case, I am revealing the extra I know more than the sheeple.

oaroloye:
SHALOM!
IF YAHSHUA IS FICTITIOUS, WHY WOULD THE DESIGNERS OF THE FICTION BUILD INTO IT PROMISES THAT SHOULD HAVE TO BE IMMEDIATELY REALIZED?

Namely, that GOD WOULD ANSWER ALL THEIR PRAYERS affirmatively, AND that HE WOULD MANIFEST to WHOSOEVER KEPT HIS COMMANDMENTS?

The writers did so because they thought they were dealing with unwise people who will not bother to check whether the promises were actually fulfilled or not. And indeed, the people they were dealing with were truly unwise because the things written in the fictions didn't come to pass when they tried applying it,but the fear of hell fire in that storybook and the fact that they could be killed and termed pagans made them submissive to the scroll contents.

They have used the name jesus to scam many in my nation for the past 2000 years and they are still using it till date.

ScienceWatch:
You say it is now not possible to make such illusions again.

Then why do you push me for my opinion?

I just want to know your stance concerning hell fire so that I can deduce whether the Holy Ghost in you and the one in Wilgrea7 are the same or different

ScienceWatch:
will you be disappointed if you had to wait another thousand years for your dreams to fade into nothingness ?

History can help clarify wishful thinking.

by the year 2625, a large proportion of the uric would have been fulfilled. Already, people are wisen up. By the time the likes of atheists like HopefulLandlord, Hahn, Mrmister etc gives birth and their children are leading your children in class whenever things relating to logic and science is being asked, then your children will be forced to question you, daddy, why are the children of those who don't even worship any god more intelligent than us? Then gradually, your children will start using their brains to think and to know that worshipping a god is the greatest scam ever introduced to human ideology. And by the year 2625, Nigeria will be filled up with brain users rather than god-slaves.

Wilgrea7:
he quoted your current account on this very thread
he responded to your claim by mere wishful thinking of Jesus being fictitious... you didn't refute anything he said... you just quoted him saying the same thing all over again

this is the link : https://www.nairaland.com/3793526/fifty-proofs-jesus-not-christ#56477175

OH I'm very sorry, baba Oaroloye's posts are always too long and boring. I didn't even read what baba said before quoting him back to reaffirm that fictitious Jesus is Christ, no matter what and it shall remain Christ forever and ever in the books. Lemme go back and read baba's long sermon now and then give baba a suitable answer.

ScienceWatch:
Lol in HEBREW!
The way you are putting undue pressure on me, it feels as if the fire of he'll could be real already.

You're not straightforward here. As for me, I know that everything is about illusion. Anything can be made to look real to anyone, just as the Magicians do and there was a time in the history of the Universe when the wicked gods like Yahweh, Moloch and co. we're successfully able to make that illusion of fire for those who worship them. But the Light of God Almighty, the father of Mazda, Yahweh, Allah Vishnu, Jupiter etc has made it impossible for any of these gods to be able to make such illusions again. That is what I OTEM knows. Now for you, do you believe hell fire is still in existence or not? It's that simple to answer.

Wilgrea7:
i never claimed to be typing under the influence of the “Holy Spirit"
nairaland is not an A vs B scenario.. many people are blinded by the desire to strongly oppose a particular faith that they will look for any possible way to oppose what someone said no matter how sensible it is just because he holds a certain belief.. I've agreed with o.aroloye on different occasions.. stop trying to paint an A vs B scenario.. you on the other hand ran away from a discussion with him... or is it that the spirit in him is greater than the atum in you?

on what thread is that where I and Oaroloye argues? Maybe I have stopped using that username and I didn't know I was mentioned. Lemme check all my banned usernames again if I have any mention in them.
Now a question to you, have you received the Holy dead person ghost since you believed?

ScienceWatch:
Lol in HEBREW !
I really don't want to spoil your fun.

Let Oaroloye work his magic on you.

Still on the question: is hell real or not? I just want to test if the Holy ghosts in you and Wilgrea7 are the same or different. I think Wilgrea7 has the Revised Standard Version of the HOLY Ghost while you have the KJV version. Pls answer the question. Thanks.

ScienceWatch:
you will be laughing in HEBREW soon. The JEWS have finally welcomed the MIGHTY Misiah back to the holy land.

This move brings incredible JOY to enlightened ones WORLDWIDE.

But it stirs hatred and ENVY in the PETTY HEARTS of Lovers of SATAN.

Mighty scammer has gone to Israel. This is the work of nature to liberate Africa from gullibility. I'm looking forward to the day the likes of Oyedepo and co would leave Africa for us too. Gradually some of my urims are coming to pass. Churches will eventually be turned to more useful things as time goes on when many church members stop falling maga.

ScienceWatch:
Thank you for the question that you should by now be able to answer yourself.

Meanwhile, about Wigrea7, I have read many of His posts and greatly respect him.

I really should leave you to find your own answers for now.

you haven't answered my question. Is hell real or not? Just answer yes or no.

ScienceWatch:
EVERY CHRISTIAN KNOWS THAT THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE MILLION PROOFS THAT JESUS IS THE MIGHTY MISIAH.

THANKS ALSO TO EMMANUEL TV THE WORLD IS FINALLY ARMED WITH SCIENTIFICALLY VERIFIABLE EVIDENCE that the WORKS/MIRACLES of the mighty JESUS IS REAL.

kikiki, laffing in swahili

Chapter Three
1. Now Anoni said, what can make a homo live longer on earth? And Otem said, the fear of death makes a homo live a shorter life, therefore such kind of homo could have lived longer by not fearing death.
2. Also, the things which human eat can kill him, therefore if these things could be studied deeply to see what they contain, humans could be able to know what they should eat and what they should not eat at a particular point in time.
3. For he who drink orange and eat the root of bakuka together with it is calling for a terrible ailment which at the moment has no definite cure.
4. And Anoni said, but about a little bit more than two thousand years ago, in the days of Niklas of Grecon and Arod, a homo-god named Faulkin arose and said that it does not matter whatever a homo eats. And he also said that it does not matter whether a homo washes his hands to eat or not. What shall you say to this, O Otem?
5. And Otem said, the people of Niklas have already spoken against such shallow philosophy back in those days, so I shall have only a little thing to add to it;
6. Now hear, for that which Faulkin said was a great deal of ignorance. For in his own narrow conception of the origin of diseases and sicknesses did he say so. For he thought that all defilement and illnesses are caused by demons rather than the things which we eat.
7. But the coming of many great physicians after him have made his philosophy a shadow. For the philosophies of Faulkin whom they called Zeusus Krista have no values in themselves, being made to look stupid to the wise. But the power of human population and the majority is what give them the little light they enjoy up till these days.
8. But I have come to turn those philosophies to soot and bring the philosophy of truth upon the world.
9. But as I have said, knowledge is dynamic, therefore let no one condemn the philosophies of the past wise people; for in their own days, they live by it and think that they are the best sorts of wisdom. But we, being wiser and with a better brain code, have the liberty to make our own rules and go by them.
10. But I say again, knowledge is dynamic, therefore the homos of the future should not hesitate to bring about change to their own world whenever they have observed that our own ideology is becoming too archaic for them to live by.
11. For when inventions are made and new things are developed, it called for a new way of reasoning for the people. For if you check the old books of histories and you hardly see the things which you have in your own time in them, this calls for the exhibition of the dynamism of God.
12. And when you exhibit these dynamism, do not think in your mind that you are doing evil by changing the philosophies of the past to that which is befitting your own time.
13. For there are some whom I call neophilosophobes, for they fear when the philosophy of the world is changing from a less useful one to a more useful one.
14. For the age of Pisces has changed to the age of Aquarius, which is the age of light.
15. Now this is the fear of the worshipper of any god whom they have assumed as God Almighty: they shall cry aloud and fear greatly when the philosophy of their own god is being reduced to a shadow by the more illuminating philosophies of other gods.
16. And they shall think that the earth shall come to an end. But hundreds and thousands of years shall pass by yet the world shall remain as it is. For the moon shall not become blood, neither shall the sun become dark.
17. Now Anoni said again, do you not seem amazed that I, being just seven years of age, speak with you deep things? And Otem laughed and said, I am not amazed, Anoni, for this age in which I am into, even six years of age here in Aferk are now asking, who created God?
18. And if a child is singing religious songs in a classroom of learning, another child shall arise and say, do not disturb our ears, because this is not a church. And if you tell children that they shall go to hell fire after death, they shall ask you how do you know this? And if you tell them that some people in the past wrote it so, they shall ask you, how did they know it?.
19. And if you tell them that God told them so, they shall ask you, were you there when God told them so? And if you tell them that you were not there, they shall say, why do you then say that God told them so when you were not there?
20. So is our world now, O Anoni. For the children of these days are very enlightened and more knowledgeable, especially those whose parents are not religious. For they taught their children to figure out who made the Universe by themselves, rather than accepting religious stories from here and there.
21. And such critical thinking by the children at a very young age did bring about change in their brains, O Anoni.
22. Now Anoni said, O Otem, bring me before some of these children which you speak of and let us converse together and see whether they are indeed intelligent as you have said.
23. And Otem, being in a village within Negre, took Anoni to Nsem who was only eight years of age.
24. For Otem was a teacher who taught little children at a very tender age. And Nsem was one of his numerous pupils. And she was the best of the pupils of Otem in the matter of intelligence.
25. For she had asked Otem some questions in the past which he could not answer immediately.
26. Now Anoni came to Nsem and said, tell me an object with which I shall ask you a question. And Nsem, being a very funny child said, ask me with fart. And Anoni said, you are amusing, little girl.
27. Now listen and tell me what you think: two little boys are in a class. And there was peace in that class, for everywhere was smelling good until another child enters into the class. For immediately the third boy enters the class, there was a very foul smell of fart.
28. Now judge and tell us who caused the foul smell of the three.
29. Now immediately, Nsem said, it is any of them. For none of them could be judged more innocent than the other.
30. And Anoni said, why don't you suspect the one who came in when the smell began? For it is most logical to say that he did it when he entered the class.
31. And Nsem said, why do you not also suspect one of the two who were already in the class? For it is also logical to think that one of them was holding back the fart while wishing in his mind that a third person would come in so that he could release it.
32. For where there are only two people, it is not easy to fart, but when there are three or more, there is no reason to worry.
33. Now Anoni said, indeed the children of this century of yours are wise.
34. And Otem said, we do not teach them religious knowledge in the schools these days, but we teach them morals. And they did not go against morality which they are being taught, contrary to the belief of many people.
35. For whatever you teach the young ones, they shall do it, even without the use of force, except for a few of them who do not want to go with the established norms.
36. Therefore Anoni, let the use of force be abandoned in the training of children. For such philosophies of beating a child hard or threatening them with fire to gain their submission is not good for our own time.
37. For such things were good for the time of the homos in the days of Luwabi and Bongo, but in these days, let the children be taught without coercion. For a good teacher can make little children do what is right by speaking moral values into them with incentives.

@Wilgrea7/Sciencewatch vs Oaroloye: see confusion in the body of christ. I guess the Holy Spirits in you guys are different from one another

paxonel:
When zeus followers were more in number 2000 years ago ,Yahweh predicted in the Bible that his followers will outnumbered that of zeus and all religions inspite all the persecution of early Christians, and that prediction has come to pass. THE FACT THAT HIS PREDICTION HAS COME TO PASS,WHICH WAS CLEARLY DOCUMENTED IN THE BIBLE, IS THE PROOF THAT YAHWEH REMAINS THE ONLY GOD.
Tell me any other god who has said something about humans years ago,and that thing has come to pass such that i can google it today?
What is that thing that the god has said?
I want to know.
now,you have googled the proofproof today and that fact will remain true forever because the number is still increasing.
You want logic? You have seen it now

Yahweh didn't predict anything. Pls quote a passage to back that up. However, Eusebius through the mouth of his fictitious character Jesus predicted that the gospel he wrote would be preached in all the world and then the whole world will come to an end. The gospel has been preached in every country in the world and the world did not come to an end. How about that? However, the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH also predicted that the world will not end even after the gospel of Eusebius has been preached all over the world. I will give you DOCTUFOS references to back this up.

DOCTUFOS: Karmish 12: 17-25

17. Now Haron said, now tell me what you say that the future would look like. And Meloch replied, the future will be filled with many wonderful things. 18. And the world shall be changed. And only few of these gods shall survive into the future, because the people of the future shall seem to be wiser than the people of the past. 19. And the knowledge of the god of this very Juda which you put into servitude shall be the last of the gods to dominate the world before the knowledge of the true God his father shall be known. 20. And Jupitus your own god shall have only his name named after a planet and after some material things, but his worship shall be abandoned altogether. 21. Now when Haron heard it, he said, it is enough O Meloch. For you have blasphemed Jupitus the god of all gods; the king of all kings. 22. For it is not possible that Yahweh the god of Juda shall be made popular in all the world. 23. And Nikan said, it is a thummim shown to Niklas our leader and shall you stop it from coming? For as no one can stop a dreamer from dreaming and as no one can stop a thinker from thinking, so can no one stop a thummim from happening. 24. For the universe is in order, bringing changes over itself all the times. 25. Now Haron said, depart two of you before I get more annoyed. So Meloch and Nikan departed the presence of the emperor.

Now observe the bolded, because it is now in fulfillment,because more and more people are beginning to see Yahweh as just one of the gods, whereas God the Universe, his creator is being seen as a matrix of all souls. There are more booktural passages to back it up.
Even Knoliud the light of God the Universe had predicted the reign of Yahweh his kid brother millions of years ago. See for yourself:

DOCTUFOS: ADSPIRAMEN 18: 4-6


4. And in the far future, I see two beliefs that shall be made to stand--the first shall stand through peace and the second shall stand through violence.

5. And these two beliefs shall resist the development of this planet greatly, until a time when it would no more be possible to suppress development.

6. And the founder of these two beliefs shall be one of the sons of God. They shall not cease to upgrade their beliefs every now and then to suit the time.

paxonel:
Do you want proof?
I am going to start by asking you this simple question.
Google it and tell me the answer,
Which religion of the world has the highest number of adherents?

This means that 2000 years ago when Zeus followers were more in number, Yahweh was not the supreme God by then, because he has lesser followers. Religion is indeed the opium of the masses. That APC has more members doesn't still make it a better party than the untested KOWA party.

Spiritual politics indeed...

Oloruntobi4382:
If their claim is based only on faith and a mere book, it's logical to conclude that other gods have also existed. Enki, Horus,.Zeus, Olympus, Atum and demigods like Hercules existed because of records and faith if we are to follow the christian logic.

May all the hidden benefits of the Universe locate you for mentioning the name of my god Atum, who currently is revealing all mysteries to me Otem his spiritual son. You may want to read up all the revelations I have written down so far. Pls do by visiting the link below: https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos
We are all body parts of God(the highest consciousness) and no one can claim superiority over another. We existed together in God where there is nothing like time.

Oloruntobi4382:
If their claim is based only on faith and a mere book, it's logical to conclude that other gods have also existed. Enki, Horus,.Zeus, Olympus, Atum and demigods like Hercules existed because of records and faith if we are to follow the christian logic.

May all the hidden benefits of the Universe locate you for mentioning the name of my god Atum, who currently is revealing all mysteries to me Otem his spiritual son. You may want to read up all the revelations I have written down so far. Pls do by visiting the link below:

We are all body parts of God(the highest consciousness) and no one can claim superiority over another. We existed together in God where there is nothing like time.

ilynem:
Sir, I really don't know what to say. But you absolutely confuse me.

OK my own spiritual father is Atum, a brother to Yahweh.

abbey086:
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Congratulation to all Chelsea FC fans across the globe.
Fabregas wins EPL at last with.

UP BLUE!!!

This is Fabregas second time of winning it. He won it last two season too.

ilynem:
There is no christian version or Muslim version. Every religion tries to reach the Same God. Many of them just do it the wrong way. Jesus says, no one goes to the father but through me. Other religions reject this and this where we differ. Any path that doesn't go through Jesus leads to a dead end even though they think it leads to God. There are no many Gods, just one.
And of obeying the moral teachings of Jesus which makes me an infinitely better person is delusion? Then I like it

So if I say that no one comes to my father but through me,does that make my father God?

ilynem:
You know, I am still struggling to understand anything you say.

only the wise and very knowledgable people can understand it without blinking an eye.Do a little bit of Google checks.

Chapter Two
1. Now Anoni began to draw all kinds of things in the cave. And the things which he drew were the things which he supposed shall happen in the future. And Anoni drew many objects and animals. And he drew homos who committed the images to mind, saying, they are our representations of the power of God and nature.
2. And Anoni drew the map of Aferk and an island also which went apart. Now till these days, no one have drawn the map of Aferk before. And Anoni said, I perceive that you Island went apart from the rest of Aferk while the universe was still in the imagination of God. Therefore I have drawn you so now. And you shall go with what you have which no other part of the world have. And you shall not have much, for your stinginess has called at you, saying, go apart. And by going apart, you do not have helpers.
3. But when Otem comes, he shall declare good things upon you and you shall have helpers.
4. Now Anoni called the name of the island Malagasi, saying, that which separates from the rest of his people shall be reunited with them.
5. And Anoni knew all the maps of the world in his head. And he felt within him the things which were happening in any part of the world at any moment. And he drew pictures on the wall of the cave of Fonje.
6. Now Anoni began to wonder, what shall I feed myself with? And he was hungry and tired. And he said, I am only seven years bodily, but in the brain, I am more than 70,000 years. And I can remember whom I was vividly. For in the days of the anakims and the homos which came with the big bang, I was present.
7. And all the histories from those days till now are in my head, even the histories of the future. For the greatest light of God have said that the brain is a device of infinite capacity which has in it all the events of the Universe.
8. But he who is on earth shall only see the event within his own reality. But they whose brain codes have been rewritten shall see a little bit more. And they who are experiencing life after life on earth shall see more than a hundred times what he saw on earth.
9. Now when Anoni was very hungry, he watched and saw some animals how they dug the earth and inserted some nuts in them. And Anoni went towards the burrows which the animals had covered up with earth. And he saw the nuts and dug some of them out again. And he fed himself with them and drank water from the river.
10. Now Anoni said, it is lonely for me in this place. Therefore I shal depart from this fragment of time into the fragment and space which we call the future. And I shall commune with that Otem which I saw in my imagination.
11. And Anoni lay still. And he saw concentric circles. And then he lost consciousness and saw Otem. And they communed with one another.
12. And Anoni said, I know that you Otem are real. For everything imagined are made real in the future or they have been real in the past before.
13. And Otem said, Anoni, I also caught a vision of you in this world of mine and I checked you up on the satellite. But I did not find you. Now tell me more of yourself.
14. And Anoni said, I am of the fragment of time which you call past, but which I call present. And I am one who came into the world reincarnated without losing the memory of my past existence.
15. For I was on earth before Sokris of the ancient times and before Baruk which I perceive you would have heard about. And before Luwabi and Bongo and many wise homos have I come to the world.
16. Now I was reincarnated into the earth according to my request from the light of God and he did not make me pass through the river of forgetfulness. And I come again, being born again into the world.
17. And all the things of the past world remain intact in my brain. And with this shall I beat Sakspar of Anghloz to the art of story telling. And Nansi of Gana shall I beat to it also. For I have in me the happenings of more than seven hundred thousand years. And if I make them to fictions and sell them, I shall be the richest in the world.
18. But all these things do not interest me.
19. And Otem said, as for me, I see within my own brain the happenings of billions of years. From the time of the first great bang to the time of this present world. But I shall not make fictions of them, saying, mixing realities of the past up with exaggerations to make a fantastic fiction is not my desire.
20. For such shall fetch only earthly riches and gains.
21. And mixing up realities of the past with exaggerations and calling them the exact realities of the present world is not my desire. For so shall Eusebius of the homo sapiens life do. And his made-up stories shall look real for two thousand years. But when Otem Sapien shall come, he shall cast shadow of it.
22. But I Otem Erectus have come to write the history of the world exactly as it is from the first great bang till the present time. And I shall write also of the future time.
23. Now Anoni said, you are highly blessed with a high consciousness, being the consciousness of God. Now let us share ideas and I shall be happy.
24. And Anoni said, is it good to be excessively moral? And Otem Erectus said, excessive morality is the same as immorality.
25. And Anoni said, explain this. And Otem said, it is stupidity when you suffer for what you can avoid. For Xiu of Sino did say four thousand years ago in his days that if some of your belongings are forcefully taken away from you, give that armed robber the remaining of your belonging.
26. But I Otem have said, this manner of reasoning is one which dulls the brain and makes you suffer more. But rather, go in a legal way to take back what the armed robbers have taken from you. For it is your thing, therefore take it back, but legally.
27. Fight for your right and let no religious weight sink you down, while you wait for a god to fight for you. For in the end you shall be depressed while he who have cheated you shall continue to live large. For no god shall fight for anyone.
27. Now Anoni said, this is a good way of reasoning. For it makes more sense to take back your belongings rather than folding of your arms, praying to a sky personality to take it back for you.
28. For it is better to forgo that thing permanently rather than having your mind on it, yet doing nothing to get it back, saying, my god shall get it back for me.
29. For this is a cause of depression and suicide, especially when the one who cheated you does not change from his evil ways, but go about doing the same evil to others and living in enjoyment of all those possessions.
30. And Anoni said again, how does this excessive morality make any sense to you? For Zagaki of Nipon, being a great teacher in his days, did say to the people that they should do what they want others to do to them to others first.
31. And when a homo called Yomi was caught sleeping with Azumi, the wife of a homo called Bohi, he was taken to Zagaki to be punished with words of the mouth.
32. And Zagaki said, you look up and down at a creature who is made and fashioned like yourself and you thought deep down, saying, let me go into his treasure and take the thing which belongs to him without his permission.
33. And you did not observe this rule which I have made, saying, do to other people only what you want them to do also to you. Now you are going to die by the law because you did not obey this rule which I Zagaki have made.
34. And Yomi said, my lord, I have not broken your rule, neither have I done anything wrong by sleeping with Azumi. For what I did to Bohi is exactly what I want him to do to Chen my own wife too in return.
35. For I and Chen have lived together for ten years already without a single child. And I saw that Bohi had five children already through his wife Azumi. And I made a plan with Chen my wife, saying, how shall we make Bohi come to you and impregnate you, so that we can have a child to cater for?
36. And Chen my wife advised me in the saying of you Zagaki the great sage, saying, do to Bohi whatever you want Bohi to do also to you. Therefore I went and talked Azumi the wife of Bohi to sex. And I slept with her. And I expect also that Bohi shall go and do the same to my wife, because that is what I want him to do to me.
37. Now Zagaki could not utter a statement, for he was surprised that such rule which he called one of his golden rules had a flaw. And Zagaki said to Bohi, I do not know how to judge this matter. Therefore take the case away from me. For I shall go and have a deep rethink of my philosophy.
38. And when Anoni had ended narrating the story to Otem, he said to him, now Otem, judge the matter and tell who is wrong and who is right. And Otem said, neither of them is wrong and right. For they were humans and so they made human errors.
39. For that golden rule made by Zagaki could have been given to the critics to check it very well with all hypothesis and observations by those who use their brains deeply before selling it out to the world to be used.
40. For knowledge and perceptions of things are dynamic, making the realities of today become the fables of the future.
41. And the mistake of Yomi is that he used the philosophy of another person whom he took as a wiser being to make his own life decision. For no matter how a philosophy seems to be flawless, he who is wise should apply his own brain thoughts before applying that philosophy which does not belong to him initially.

Anoni
Chapter One
1. There was a homo of the South Eastern side of the part of Negre. And he, being born in a riverine area of that land was exposed to a great disease which crawled into his head even while he was in the womb. For his mother took of the water of the river which was polluted. And she drank too much of the water, knowing not that it had a disease in it.
2. And his father and mother named him Anoni, saying, he came out of birth like a very old person. For his head appeared big and his appearance was that of a very old man.
3. Now when Anoni began to be of age, being like five years, his father and mother took him away to a land around Yande, which was at the middle of Aferk.
4. And Anoni lived in that land with his parents. And they saw that he was abnormal, for he did not observe or do the things which all his age mates do. Rather, he made for himself devices which were strange.
5. For he took two calabashes and went to the bank of the river. And he stood upon them firmly. And the water pushed him along to the other side of the river. And the fishermen at the other side of the river were greatly amazed. For they wondered how a seven year old boy could think of such thing.
6. Now Anoni began to tell his mates amazing things and they began to wonder how he knew so much. And Anoni said, I have been in this world before and I can remember all my experiences in my past world. But all of you have forgotten your own experiences.
7. Now Anoni said, life on earth is only a dream of the people who have passed away.
8. For creatures of millions of years dreamt of people of this time and you come to existence.
9. And if each of you can also dream of some kinds of people in the future, nature shall create those things which you dream of.
10. And when Anoni had ended speaking, ten children left and promised to return with the stories of those whom they have dreamt of.
11. And Mbom said, I wish for a child to be born who has more than one head. And Anoni said, no matter how long, your wish shall come to pass. For you, being a god have spoken. And your words shall bring a future creature.
12. And Ndiefi said, I wish for a child who has a little tail. And Anoni said, you have spoken and what you wish shall make for you a living soul as such in the future.
13. And Adom said, I wish to see people who do not fear at all. And Anoni said, it shall happen. And they asked Anoni, what do you wish for? And Mila said, is it possible for a human to shed his skin like a snake? And Anoni said, there is nothing in the universe that cannot be possible as long as someone has imagined it.
14. And Anoni said, my own thought is high and I do not ask for childish things. Therefore I wish for a world where attention shall be shifted to Aferk. A world where the greatest scribe shall emerge in Aferk. A world where a homo in Aferk shall arise and write the true history of the world within a twinkling of an eye.
15. And all the children laughed at Anoni, saying, you ask for too much. For our lands are ruled by Urope and it shall remain so forever.
16. And Anoni said, before the earth came out of the imagination of God, all my wishes had come to pass. Now in this outer universe, they shall come to pass again. For my imaginations and the imaginations of every soul upon the earth are the realities of the past.
17. And the children wondered at the sayings of Anoni. And they said, he has begun his talks again.
18. And Anoni said, the adults say that I speak childishly when I tell them these things and the children say that I speak like an adult whenever I say these things to their hearings. Now I shall go apart and stay on my own.
19. And Anoni went far away and entered a cave. And the name of the cave was Fonje which was in Bamada, a place miles away from Yande. And Anoni saw a red chalk-like object. And he took it and went into the cave.
20. And Anoni began to draw things. And he wrote words also, which no one would understand. For in those days, the homos of Yande had no idea of how to write texts, but by drawings did they make their stories known. But only Anoni knew how to use texts.

Ikilo 2: 1-22


Chapter Two
1. Your time on earth can be made sweet by observing these golden rule:
2. Do not commit bad occurrences to mind, having grudge against nature or God for not preventing it.
3. Do not bear the burden of the whole world upon your own mind, losing joy over the fact that you cannot take away all the pains of the world from humanity.
4. Do not get very hurt emotionally when you see the gullible humans being cheated of their hard earned money by their priests and shepherds.
5. Do not fear any scary story told by thousands of people, saying, there are demons and aliens who shall come to destroy humanity.
6. Do not get addicted to alcohol and smoking to such an extent that you harm yourselves internally and externally.
7. Do not see any old woman as a witch even when ten herbalists and priests and Pastors have told you that she is a witch. For ideas are like waves, therefore the ideas and opinion that she is a witch could have been unconsciously passed from head to head around the time when you seek the help of such people.
8. And they all say the same thing concerning your innocent aged mother or grandmother.
9. Do not fear before going to sleep, so that you could avoid nightmares.
10. Do not take whatever you see in your dreams at their literal values when they are scary. But seek for the meaning of your dream from the right source. For many humans have died in their sleep when they dreamt of cats. Therefore do not involve your hearts in the dreams you have upon your bed. For the dream of seeing a cat does not mean anything spiritual, therefore it should not be demonized.
11. Do not worry over what you do not have at the moment. But put what you have together to achieve what you want.
12. Start saving one-tenth of your income as soon as you become a working class. Do not save this in the bellies of the priests or the pastors of sheep. But save it in the safe or in the bank rather. For he who saves a thousand Naira each month for ten years shall have #120,000 in his bank account to make do. But he who saves his own money in the potbelly of a pastor shall sooner or later come back to weep and regret at the time when he shall be enlightened.
13. Do not fantasize or imagine an afterlife where the bad people shall be condemned to the fire forever. For such afterlife illusion shall cause your mind to fear often, judging God as evil.
14. But know that such afterlife exists only in the imaginations of the evil gods and their followers only. And some of them shall see those afterlifes they have imagined and cry like Koala bears for nothing.
15. Do not take your opponents in football and other sport games as your real life enemy. For if you all support the same football or sport team, how then shall life be made sweet?
16. Be emotional when a player at the game dies upon the pitch. For the only thing which unites the world is sport and not religion. Therefore put your emotions in it, but do not die of it through heart attacks.
17. Do not worry over what you cannot do, but work upon what you can do until you have become a master in it.
18. Do not frown more than you laugh in a day. And do not have a sadistic view of life.
19. Love the world and the good things that are inside it. Make the world better than you met it, rather than hating the world and then making it worse than you met it. For you cannot make anything better if you dislike it.
20. Have fun games to play to keep away boredom. Play chess and scrabble and other games to be invented in the future to build your mental strength.
21. Do not waste your energy cursing and imagining death for your enemies or those who stole your belongings. Rather, take your mind off what has been stolen and think of how you shall replace it, rather than crying over spilled milk.
22. See your fellow humans as a god and love them.