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Christianity Etc › Re: Yahweh And Allah Must Bow At The Mention Of My Name OTEM!!! by OtemAtum(op): 7:20am On Jul 23, 2020
Good morning folks. Still on the matter.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Long Will Jehovah Remain In His Spiritual Cage? by OtemAtum(op): 7:19am On Jul 23, 2020
It is 996 years 1 month and 3 days left for Jehovah to remain in his spiritual cage. Churches are still shut and eyes are opening gradually.
Christianity Etc › Re: Time Jehovah Has Spent In His SPIRITUAL Prison by OtemAtum(op): 7:19am On Jul 23, 2020
Jehovah has spent 3 years, 10 months and 3 weeks and 2 days in his spiritual cage. Churches are shut and eyes are opening daily.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 4:39am On Jul 23, 2020
otipoju:
Lol. Can you prove this empirically?
Atum was the brain behind early Egyptian civilization.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 10:45pm On Jul 22, 2020
otipoju:
No be your Otem Atum hold am captive again?
Atum is one of the gods of science.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 10:35pm On Jul 22, 2020
Ibime:
Timbros!

The thunder wey Atum go use fire you this night ehn.

You were the last to give up on Morata.

Na just today today you dey give up on Kepa.

Are you waiting till 2023 to give up on Escortinho?
Atum doesn't threaten or kill people. He's and he was not a god of death but a god of science.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 10:33pm On Jul 22, 2020
kingBolton:
We can buy all the defenders in the world but with this short fool behind them, we will still drink goal like kunu!
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 10:32pm On Jul 22, 2020
handelex:
Exactly, they should be giving more time.... but some gods on this thread think otherwise but are not wise like you... All hail Otem.
Not time in the first team though. They can be in our reserved team or we loan them for their own good.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 10:28pm On Jul 22, 2020
Digriz:
pele sorry but get a bucket nearby on Sunday.. enough wailing for u day day.
Lol, we will play like machine that day. I like the twist in the top four though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 10:27pm On Jul 22, 2020
handelex:
What about god Kepa and god Rudiger?
They are potential gods, but they've not attained the level of football gods that do amazing things in the game of sport. But we have to give them time to develop themselves.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 10:24pm On Jul 22, 2020
Nezzjnr:
I can see where the Pain is coming from

But abeg do the needful... I wan baf this night... Pumping machine don spoil
grin grin grin
I'm in tears already cry cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 10:23pm On Jul 22, 2020
handelex:
But this match pain you abi?
Yes o, I'm a god with emotions, same as all gods who have ever come into existence on earth. Maybe if Lampard had introduced god Pulisic at the beginning of the match we would have done better cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 10:19pm On Jul 22, 2020
Nezzjnr:
...
Nobody gives a fvck but somebody's fvck(mention) brought me here. So you see who gives a fvck now, don't you? cool
Christianity Etc › Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 10:17pm On Jul 22, 2020
otipoju:
Were Adam and Eve children when they were told not to eat the fruit.? They were full grown adults and if your teenage child went to get pregnant for a 25 year old guy...9 times out of ten she will pack put of the house to meet her impregnator.

I know you as a crazy guy so I wont even trade any words with you.
Inexperienced adult is what they were. They didn't even know WHAT IS GOOD FROM WHAT IS BAD. Abi your Bible didn't reveal that to you? Anyways, that's not even anything to talk about right now as Jehovah is currently being held in a spiritual cage by the gods of science. Peace cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 10:13pm On Jul 22, 2020
handelex:
Thunder fire you... man-made god like you.
What did I do to you? I am a god, just like Ogun, Osun, Oya, Sango, Sat Guru Maharaji, Malaika, etc. I am a god just like Messi, Ronaldo, Pele, Maradona, etc. The difference between me and other people I mentioned is that I am a god of history, sent to make known histories of billions of years till date, how God Almighty, the summation of Existence created little little gods like Allah, Jehovah, Moloch, Ahura Mazda, myself and even you who haven't realized yourself as a god yet. May the Light of God Almighty which created Jehovah and Allah reveal the truth to you. Peace cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Book Of Basotesh by OtemAtum(op): 9:12pm On Jul 22, 2020
obonujoker:
Clown
Clap for yourself
Christianity Etc › Re: I Became An Atheist After Allah Failed To Heal Me From AIDS by OtemAtum: 7:02pm On Jul 22, 2020
Allah and Jehovah are even in a spiritual cage currently. Even when they weren't there, the couldn't cure any soul not to talk of now that they are there. cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Religious Madness by OtemAtum:
I don't think this idea was originated by religion. What am I even saying? What pettiness is religion not capable of inventing sef?
Christianity Etc › Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 3:40pm On Jul 22, 2020
otipoju:
You are not including that they had been instructed not to eat from that particular tree and the consequences had been clearly explained to them before hand.

And no where in the account is it said that God lost his temper...if there is kindly quote please.
God Almighty which created Jehovah your god will not have been foolish enough to plant an enticing fruit somewhere and command inexperienced new creatures not to eat it. Do u know how many things while growing up you did against what your parent asked you not to do? Were you sent packing out of the house for any of such offences? How I wish the light of God Almighty which created Jehovah your god can reveal the truth about the foolishness of Jehovah your god to you. cool Peace.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 3:17pm On Jul 22, 2020
IamMichael:
My brother, the thing tire me o.

Imagine telling his worshipper's to kill and murder their children. It's something else!
Have u seen how the breasts of a mother goat is always being sucked forcefully by her children? Yet she will not kick at them for doing that. Aswear a goat is wiser than Jehovah who got angry over a #50 fruit his children ate for breakfast grin He even cursed them over that flimsy childish behaviour.
Christianity Etc › Re: China Orders Christians To Take Down Images Of Jesus From Their Homes by OtemAtum: 2:58pm On Jul 22, 2020
If the Thirty Year War, a Christian war fought between the çatholic church and the protestant churches could claim more than 8 million lives, then what do you expect from inter-religious fights like this? This is a more reason why the beings who favour science have caged the gods of religion including Jehovah and Allah, so that religion can begin to fade off.

Pivadra II 35: 1-9

1. From the fifteenth century to the eighteenth century, religious killings and wars were at the peak.
2. Millions of people had been killed by the wars involving both the Christians and the muslims.
3. In many parts of Europe, the Christians had killed the Muslims in large number, especially in Spain.
4. Then when the Christians were done killing the Muslims, they resorted into killing themselves.
5. For in those days, many christian denominations began to spring forth from Catholicism.
6. The Anglican Church, the Protestant churches, the Lutherans, the presbyterians and also the Methodist church.
7. The coming to existence of all these churches brought about wars and killings. For the Catholic warred against the protestants, the methodists and others.
8. This war had a long stretch and it peaked for thirty and half years, which thing is called the thirty year war these days.
9. This war resulted to the death of 8,257,503 people in many countries in Europe, including Spain, Italy, Sweden, England, Denmark, Norway, France and some others.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Gave Some A Brain, And The Best They Could Do With It Is Doubt His Existence by OtemAtum: 1:56pm On Jul 22, 2020
Brains can be put to use by one person more than another. The brain is there so that we can reason ourselves out of falsehoods like religion but unfortunately many are still entangled in this falsehood till date, but come year 2050, many would have left it. Then ultimately by year 2625, only a microscopic few will continue to worship imprisoned gods like Jehovah, Allah, Moloch, Ahura Mazda, etc.

The three golden principles:

1. Use your brain
2. Worship no god/God
3. Do good to humanity
Christianity Etc › Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 1:48pm On Jul 22, 2020
paulGrundy:
if they would burn in hell, its because they chose to.
who made the supposed hell, himself or his children? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 1:06pm On Jul 22, 2020
kingxsamz:
Why didn't he just forgive them and be like, "okay let's start over again", and then erase their memory? grin
A saddist can do anything. Even his brothers talked about his intolerance among them long years ago. Jehovah is created within Existence so that the word 'nonsense' can best be explained using him as an example grin
Christianity Etc › Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 12:53pm On Jul 22, 2020
IamMichael:
I have been laughing non-stop since morning over this Comedy Central.

The self-acclaimed christian jewish almighty god lost his cool because two children ate an apple. As if that wasn't comic relief enough, he still went ahead to destroy the world over an apple...

My oh my!!! How the fúck did i believe this shït in the first instance...Damn! This people really used our brain to drink garri ah swear!
The funniest aspect is that it was the first time they ever disobeyed him, only to send them off his garden grin No wonder he commanded the Israelites to stone their stubborn children to death grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Yahweh Is Still In His Spiritual Cage by OtemAtum(op): 7:47am On Jul 22, 2020
We are getting close to the truth
Christianity Etc › Re: Yahweh And Allah Must Bow At The Mention Of My Name OTEM!!! by OtemAtum(op): 7:46am On Jul 22, 2020
Good morning folks
Christianity Etc › Re: How Long Will Jehovah Remain In His Spiritual Cage? by OtemAtum(op): 7:45am On Jul 22, 2020
It is 996 years 1 month and 4 days left for Jehovah to remain in his spiritual cage. Churches are still shut and eyes are opening gradually.

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