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Chapter Two
1. Linda was a female homosapiens born in the 281,032 year of the homo sapiens era, which is the1032 C.E.
2. She was born in Pisa, Italy. Now in the days of Linda, around the time when she was preparing to get married to Hercules, it was announced by the pope named Stephen IX that beautiful virgin women should be sought and brought to serve in the presence of the Catholic religious leaders.
3. Now the Catholic christian officials began to enter house to house to seek young damsels whom they shall pick.
4. Then Hercules went after his heartthrob Linda and found her in the place where she lived. Then Hercules said, let us flee and get married before the Catholic Christians get hold of you.
5. Now Hercules took Linda and they both fled Pisa at dusk.
6. Now some of the Catholics who knew Linda went to her father Soran and took him and beat him up, because they could not find her daughter.
7. Now news got to the pope that a young virgin had fled with her fiancé. Therefore the pope declared, saying, search everywhere for her and her fiancé also.
8. Therefore the people searched for Linda and Hercules day and night. Then they found them around a brook in a place now called Rasiglia in Italy.
9. Now both Linda and Hercules were dragged and brought to the pope to be punished. Then the pope said, he who runs away from the pope runs away from our god.
10. Therefore you shall be punished severely for this.
11. Now in the presence of Linda, they cut off the manhood of Hercules and left him bleeding to death.
12. Now Linda became traumatised because of the thing which she had witnessed.
13. Now the pope said, bring her to me so that she could serve in my court. So Linda began to serve in the court of the pope, Stephen IX.
14. Now a day came that the pope brought out his manhood to have sex with Linda, then she said, is it not you who enforced the policy of the celibacy of the popes? How do you now turn your back against the law which you reinforced just a month ago?
15. Now the pope said, the maker of law is exempted from the law. We popes have the liberty to have sex with as many nuns as we wish. For it is a secret which we keep.
16. Now when the pope approached Linda to lay with her, she bit his manhood hard and dipped her finger deep into his throat until he had fainted.
15. Then she fled fast into the woods. There she found another woman whose name was Ambra.
16. Now in those days, Linda was overwhelmed but she had no one to have sex with.
17. Then Ambra said to her, I have been pleasuring myself for five years now all alone in the woods, because Oedipus my husband treated me brutally but I was refused divorce.
18. Therefore I fled his presence and since then I have been staying in the woods.
19. So Linda listened to Ambra and began to sexually pleasure herself also. Then a day came that Ambra saw the unclothedness of Linda and approached her sexually.
20. Then when they had played with each other, they began to love it. Then they continued to do as a husband and his wife do together.
21. Now a search had been declared for Linda, because the pope had begun to have series of problems with his manhood after she left him.
22. For it was swollen and pus came out from his lower parts. Then he died shortly after, but the cause of his continuous diseases until his death was kept secret from the public.
23. Now Linda was caught while she was playing sexually with her partner Ambra. Then she was brought before the Roman Catholic officials.
24. Then they said, you shall be executed for you atrocities. For you neglected your role as a nun and also practise lesbianism.
25. Now they did not announce the ordeal of the pope in the hands of Linda in order to keep the thing secret.
26. Then both Linda and Ambra were executed the same day for committing homosexuality.

elated177:
I know you know what I meant.

No I don't. Can you tell me?

It is 996 years, 4 months, 1 week and 1 days left for Jehovah to leave his spiritual cage. Eyes keep opening day after day.

Jehovah has spent 3 years, 7 months, 2 weeks and 6 days in his spiritual cage.

elated177:
Dreamer. When are you going to wake up from your slumber?


Yahushua lives for ever.

Maybe I'm typing this from my dream

Argumentative essay

The little little gods like Jehovah, Allah, Mazda , Moloch etc whom humans worship have failed humans. These are beings that promised humanity more than they can chew

HammedOlanaija:
Haaaaa��God created Allah and jehovah keh
Is this one high on drugs ni?

Read the book of MCC 1:14 and stop flaunting your ignorance. That you didn't know what created Jehovah and Allah earlier doesn't mean that they were not created.


MCC 1: 14 Now the names of some of these beings (created by God Almighty) are Knoliud, Miklas, Urim, Chimides, Chaleb, Eartum who is also called Atum, Largas, who is also called Allah, ..., Yahweh, Wanyioyi,... Abassi, Nzame, Nyame;

aadoiza:
All right. At least you have seen the exclusive fatuity in the definition of your god otem.
My work here is done!!

Exclusive fatuity ko, inclusive infatuation ni God Almighty is simply the TOTALITY OF EXISTENCE and it's very clear to the blind. Nothing like fatuity in this one.

Janosky:
He was a fictitious character but on Christmas day all atheist go wine and dine to celebrate the fictitious character.

Common sense is not common indeed.

Since when did celebrating a fictitious character become a crime? Even Santaclus, another fictitious character, is well celebrated without any ado and the Flying Spaghetti Monster is well celebrated, yet it is fictitious. I'm not an atheist though, but there's no crime in celebrating fictitious entities, since it makes you happy, but what makes the difference is knowing that what you are celebrating is fictitious and not real.

aadoiza:
You defined god as the totality of existence on this forum na.
So If what I wrote doesn't make sense then otem does not make sense.

Whatever rock your boat. Just enjoy your day But just know that the definition of God is not something you can just imagine from your own head. It's broad, you can't capture it all at once. You can read the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY to understand God more and see how it created Jehovah, Allah etc into our physical world billions of years back.

https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos

Enjoy yasef

aadoiza:
Since god means totality of existence to you. It also means covid19(novel) is a novel part of your Otem god, so Otem is using an old part(science) of its essence to treat the novel part, and this is why it's gonna take a while for otem to heal itself.
To coin a phrase: it's hard for a doctor to heal himself.

This makes no sense whatsoever. Otem is not the Totality of God and Otem is not COVID-19 positive. What are you saying in essence my guy? To understand where someone is coming from, you need to read what he has read. Go and read the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY to understand what God Almighty is. Then come and engage me in an argument after then.

bigtt76:
You're understanding the Bible stories with a carnal mindset. Every Bible story is meant to pass a message hidden in it. Pray for the Holy Spirit to guide your understanding and you would be fine.

You that is being guided by the Holy Spirit can you explain to us?

Jehovah has spent 3 years, 7 months, 2 weeks and 5 days in his spiritual cage.

OLAADEGBU:
That is where you are getting your inspiration from just like the do nothing Democrats in America.

The holy spirit is telling you lies

aadoiza:
Brain-user abi arse-user . Shey Otem no go give us cure for covid19 ni?

See my ebira guy remaining in mental slavery to religion. Anyways, Otem don't do miracles, he leads people to science and reveals histories of the universes. And most especially, Otem reveals the imprisonment of Jehovah and Allah your borrowed gods.

OLAADEGBU:
You don't smoke but smoke is coming out of your orifices.

Any smoke coming out of my anus na fart

Hmm

The afterlives, depending on the group of souls he belonged. Well, it's flexible out there anyway.

OLAADEGBU:
Why would you not be "seeing things" when you keep smoking the fake version of whatever Bob Marley smoked?

I don't smoke o. The Holy spirit is giving you a wrong signal about me.

OLAADEGBU:
You will find one of them when you look at the mirror.

My mirror is periscopically àrranged o. I saw Jehovah over the fence. He's in his spiritual cage.

9jaDoomCountry:
Pure Nigerian standard.

Nigeria, yes, but not limited to Nigeria. Many things on Earth are based on lies too. Religion comes to mind.

It is 996 years, 4 months, 1 week and 2 days left for Jehovah to leave his spiritual cage. Eyes keep opening day after day.

Danniedpastor:
Some people would just walk into their own death with their eyes wide open....
Note: I don't own the church. God is the owner of the church.



Father, forgive him

Who or what is God? Let's start from there.

Yes o, nairaland is a place where pastors like Mutteylaff and Afas like Iamgenius argue with a Brain-user like Otem and an atheist like CAPSLOCKED(May his wonderful name be typed in CAPSLOCK

MCC 1: 14 is here, exactly one of the references revealing how God Almighty created Jehovah, Allah and other small small beings you humans have been worshipping for ages

MCC 1: 14
14 . Now the names of some of these beings (created by God Almighty) are Knoliud, Miklas, Urim, Chimides, Chaleb, Eartum who is also called Atum, Largas, who is also called Allah, ..., Yahweh, Wanyioyi,... Abassi, Nzame, Nyame;

Ebenezer2021:
how soon?

Sooner than the almost '2000-year-old 'JESUS IS COMING SOON' chorus of the Christians.

Brunicekid:
Rapture can take place anytime.

In your dreams right?

It's life. Lie and get rewarded. Tell the truth and get demoted.

Danniedpastor:
Oga, God provides for his pastors.
You would be surprised that we don't survive on offering and tithes.

Your church will never grow in number in fictitious Jesus name. I am here to deliver the gullibles in your congregation.

NeoWanZaeed:
Are you saying Jesus never existed?

Exactly. Read the Book of Common Era to drive home my point.