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Yeligray:
if u'r nt careful you might go down with him

Na wa for you o. Pastor Adebole and co have brainwashed you with the words of the bible. You need great help ASAP.

eluquenson:
This isn't criticism, he is in detention and he will not have access to those facial make ups.

It seems you don't know the gravity of disgrace he's faced with.

Let journalist get hold of his recent pics and you will understand it.

he won't be jailed forever: when he is out, he continues what he is used to. Nobody can stop anybody from fulfilling his mission on earth, so far he isn't killing people or breaking the law.

eluquenson:
This saga will end the fame of this stupid bobrisky of a thing

end his fame or make him more famous? Criticism makes someone more famous rather than ending his fame.

whateverkay:
May poverty, illness, sorrow and sudden death be the portion of every gay viewing this thread. Useless Anus hunters

Did you smoke weed? Can't you face your own life and let others be? Are they forcing you to gay with them?

Ajibel:
But your team that isn't a team of bench warmers isnt going to the world cup.

They've not even won a single match sef, mtchew. Imagine, 1point in five games and he's still talking.

Chapter Eight
1. No matter how sweet a tongue is, it can never be eaten by its owner.
2. Words of the mouth are the most powerful tools alongside written words.
3. Religious heroes are loved by their followers, no matter the errors they made. So are fictitious heroes loved by the readers, regardless of the role they play.
4. Looking critically at a die, it is not fair because the numbers on each of its sides are not equal.
5. If a spittle on the floor is ignored, it shall dry off, leaving no trace.
6. The skills of a snake is a mere joke to a mongoose. So are the threats of a god before the eyes of a wise homo.
7. Even without flesh, a skeleton still smiles. How much more humans who have flesh on their body?
8. An earthworm and an elastic rubber can never be the same, even though they may look alike.
9. A sweet soup shall be talked about as well as a sour soup too. Whether you do good or bad, be ready to accommodate gossips.
10. That the biceps are relaxing does not mean that a homo does not have muscles in his arms at all. Look behind, you shall see what is more than biceps.
11. A good pipe will not interfere with what he bears, but a bad pipe will mingle with it and become a poison to multitude of homos.
12. It depends on how you view the top of the water. It depends on what you make out of a face. The ugliest person in the world to you can be seen to be the most beautiful to another.
13. A lime water turned milky can never be compared to a cow milk itself.

Chapter Seven
1.A sleepy eye is the best among blind eyes.
2. A hen which defecates all over the house is better than a missing hen.
3. If a heavy object is well shaped, it can float on water. A well-managed salary can cater for many things.
4. He who lends his eyes to another shall not have eyes to do anything he should do at that period in time. So also is he who gives his whole salary to his church and go lacking for a whole month.
5. A fool works for the pastors and priests to get fat, but a wise man shall put his family first.
6. That you can't see God should make you know that he or it would not accept anything visible from you. Therefore they who give physical money to pastors and say that they are giving to invisible God are ranked among the greatest fools in the world.
7. A three-legged table from the design is better than a four-legged table which has lost one of its leg.
8. A little child with twenty teeth has hope more than a full-blown adult with twenty-eight teeth.
9. It is better to refrain your mouth from kissing a woman than to do it and get jailed for it.
10. When your brain is suggesting evil to you, the solution is to speak out, saying, am I going crazy? By so doing, you shall not act that evil immediately.
11. A toothless baby cannot eat meat, but a toothless aged person can use experience to do so.
12. A teacher should make his pupils like him at first, then he should go ahead and teach.
13. For a teacher who is hated by a pupil cannot impart knowledge to that pupil, no matter how good he is.
14. A rake, no matter how beautifully structured, cannot be suitable for eating yam.
15. Sweat first, then settle down to enjoy sweetness later. He who sweats and gets wet is deserving of a sweet life.
16. A bee is busy, but an idle man is idly looking at it. A pastor is busy making money for himself, but a church member is busy praising him.
17. Brilliant heads shall be the head, gullible heads shall be a playing ground to the wise.
18. A poor and underdeveloped nation is the product of the thinking faculty of the gullible people in it.
19. A religious nation commits more havoc than a scientific nation.
20. If scientific tools of mass destruction are made by religious priests, imams and pastors, the world would have ended many years ago.
21. The study of nature is the study of God Almighty.

Okay

Proudgorgeousga:
space your write-up in order to make it easier to read.

okay thanks, I'll do just that.

Collyno82:
ur sermon is much much longer than mine.

but yours isn't addressing the statement I made. I even thought you misquoted me.

This is the poorest journalism I have ever seen

#FreeTheSheeple

Doctufos: Parables of Otem 15: 1-26
Chapter Fifteen
1. When a homo critically fights against the mentality of those who are poor in the mind, they shall see you as a hater. But this is not so, for the matter of mentality is rather taken seriously so that many lives could be changed and gullibility and poverty of the mind could be thoroughly taken away.

2. It is the pot which a homo loves that he would spend much time and more pressure upon to wash its black back.

3. Now hear a parable of a homo who washes the backs of his clay pots. And the first clay pot was new and almost without black thick smoke at its back. And he rinsed its back with water alone.

4. And the second pot has a back with more black stains. And the homo took a soft sponge and a soap to wash it. And he did not put too much pressure on it.

5. Now when he had picked the third pot, the back of it was critically black with thick smoke from the firewoods over time. And the homo said, I shall take hold of an iron sponge and a black soap and I shall apply much pressure to it.

6. Then shall I bleach off the back of the pot, for without this, the pot shall not be clean. So he did such. And a homo who saw him said, why do you hate this pot so much? For you treated it with extra pressure and you scrub its back with a very coarse iron sponge.

7. And the homo said, I have no hatred for this very black pot, but rather, love. For my intention is to get rid of the very thick black stain which it has. And without the iron sponge and the pressure from my muscles, this pot shall not be clean.

8. Therefore see not what I do as hatred towards this pot, but love. For in the end, the pot shall be more honoured and it shall be more loved in the congregation of clean pots.

9. Now the first pot with little or no stain at all represents people who are rich in the mind and thinking faculty already. But they have only a little thing needing correction. And the water which is used to wash them clean is mere words of enlightenment.

10. Now the second pot with more stain represents they who are not very rich in the mind. But such are ready to learn. And they are washed clean easily when they learn. And the sponge is soft with soft soap, being soft words of wisdom.

11. And the third pot which is totally black with smoke are they who have been totally immersed in the continual words of the priests. And they cannot reason by themselves except through the things which the priests tell them daily.

12. And no matter how they are washed with soft soap and sponges, they shall not be clean. For they are made totally black with the words of their priests.

13. And by critical acts and choices of words can these be rid off their superstitions. Therefore a iron sponge and a very black soap is used. But when you do this to them, they shall see you as a hater.

14. But when they are washed clean and free from superstitious and fearful beliefs, they shall seek you to thank you for the critical method which you have used to save them. For such cannot be easily saved except by the use of critical words which shall touch deep down into their emotions.

15. Now the firewoods which cause the blackness are the priests of every religion. And the black smokes which stained the pots are the motivational and captivating words of these priests as well as the objects of fear which they show to the people and false testimonies also.

16. For by the continual testifying of false testimonies, the minds of the people shall be darkened. And they shall not reason deep anymore because they are already made blind and black with the continual words which they hear.

17. A particular homo picked great offence in me when I said to him that his god was held captive in a spiritual prison. And he was angry at me and sought to prove the power of his god over me.

18. And he went after his pastors. And they declared, saying, say to him that he shall die in seven days if he does not repent. And the homo came to me and declared so to me. And on the sixth day, a great dream flashed before my face.

19. For when I flew in my lucid dream, a great force came and turned me around. And I rotated in a spot for ten minutes. And I said in my mind, what is this? Then I remembered that in the world of physicality, I have been threatened.

20. And I know that it is the imagination of the pastors that I Otem am experiencing. For they had held vigils because of me.

21. Now when I awoke, the homo came to me and said, surely you have expeirenced the power of my god. And I laughed and said, I have not experienced the power of your god, rather, it is the power of the imaginations of your pastors that I have experienced and I am not moved.

22. For all brains are connected. And he who knows how to connect his brain to another will make another homo see his own imagination. For many of you hear the voices of your pastors and see them in your dreams, because your minds are in tune with one another.

23. Now I Otem shall not be moved, rather, I shall wait till tomorrow to see if I shall die, according to the prophecy of your pastors.
24. Now when the seventh day had come, I live on, for death has no power over a god whose mission is not yet fulfilled.

25. And when the homo saw me healthy, he began to reason with his brain. And I hear that he speak of me to others now, but without hatred, for it was by my critical challenge of his god that he realised that he had been deceived in the past.

26. Therefore I say, to those who are critically immersed in god-worshipping, we also show them critical love, which to them seem as hatred. But when their brains have become opened, they shall seek after us to appreciate us.

felixomor:
Lobbish

Oshey

ebenice:
@DOCTUFOS, who get to decide that?..



You?

I don't understand your question. Please re-ask.

felixomor:
Those brains are still better than yours

Proof

It's either you are a sheeple or you are a pastor who don't want to lose the sheeple under you.
If you are a sheeple, think deep, do you think God Almighty, the creator of Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu, Atum etc would be having need of your money? For what?
If you are a pastor, you sure know the final bus stop of your members tithes and that's why you're trying to fight for the frequency of attendance to that bus stop by your sheeple. Ride on.

Na dem dem, pastor or potential pastor fighting for his pocket

ikorodureporta:
The revolution has begun.....by January, this is what their Tithe Revenue graph wld look like....

No be small thing o
Nowadays I ask my neighbour what she wants to use the money she's asking me to give her for. It happens than 80% of the time, she wants to use it to pay tithe or offering in church. I never make mistake of giving her whenever she mentions tithe. But for any other purpose, no p Sheeple must get sense.

felixomor:
Its not your business!
You are not a Christian.

Just as the tenets of budhism or any other religion wont make sense to me, so dont expect Christian tenets to make sense to you

Ride on Pastor Felix. You have to do this to keep the sheeple in check. Maga must pay you na
Reminds me of sheeple donating 100% of their first alawee as capitation during their service year. Some brains need to be polished hard.

AgentOfAllah:
Critical thinking.

In a nutshell, I just applied the same critical thinking skills I acquired and utilised in my academic pursuits on religion. I used to be a clever ad-hoc, fix n' patch thinker.

Just like Ptolemy's epicycle theorem, which created new epicycles to account for the irregular motions of planets in his presupposed geocentric view of the universe, I also had a presupposition of mine: That religion was unquestionably right. As such, any apparent inconsistency was just superficial, and could be explained away by unknown/unknowable ad-hoc variables. This all changed when I asked myself one simple question: "What if religion is questionable and wrong?" This question made it easy for me to see that religion becomes indefensible when the possibility of its fallibility is factored in.

So why did it take so long to ask myself that question?

I practiced religion for up to 15 years of my life...although, the indoctrination started much earlier than I started practicing, so I didn't have early awareness of other options.
Moreover, or, perhaps, even more importantly, religion is a clever self-preserving system. A diabolical one! I think it is well aware of its own inconsistencies, so it doesn't even try to use arguments to fix itself. Instead, it uses the basest of human emotions, fear, to preserve itself. It incorporates horrendous stories with vivid imagery of eternal, unimaginable suffering, which is sure to make even the bravest of souls quiver. These stories are typically used to propagate the idea that it is unquestionably right by means of neutralising dissent. The reasoning goes:
"Are you going to dismiss religion just because of an earthly inconsistency whose psychological inconvenience pales in comparison to the severe physical pain you'll suffer for eternity after you die?"

I believe this question and all its variants, is what prevents most people from actively questioning religion. Now that I see clearer, this line of questioning is not logical. It casts the cart before the horse. The real question anyone should ask themselves is this:

"Are you going to fear stories of eternal burning, as narrated by a hypothesis that is riddled with a staggering amount of manifest inconsistencies and outright lies?"

Your call!

Hmm...you are a guru and I admire this write up.

Doctufos: Proverbs of Otem: 4:7-8


7. Invite a pastor to the hospital to pray for the sick, you shall hear divine excuses.
8. Take a limbless homo to the religious gathering, your belief shall never remain the same again.

Sheeple are doing what sheep do. It's not strange though.

So the pastor is just getting to realise the truth?

PAGAN9JA:
Neither did our Gods tell us to set forth, conquer other tribes, enslave their women and convert them to our faith.

Tell them, let them know.

9jakohai:
Grow up.

University isn't cheap.

Even if Oyedepo sells all his private jets, and his bling bling he still won't have enough for funding.

Go and ask the atheist afe babalola why he charges high fees too, or why govt cannot find 3 trillion for our universities.

You are talking out of point. Afe Babalola didn't use our tithes and offerings to build university. Oledepo used our tithes and offerings so he should be able to subsidize it for us na.

Magas don pay, shout HALLELUYAH!!!

Our tithes and offerings are working

Chapter Six
1. If a god-worshipper listens to the testimonies of an irreligious homo, he shall know that good things happen to everyone without the need for a god to do it.
2. The healing of Sogad from a deadly cancer came without the help of any god, for even Sogad himself isn't a god-worshipper.
3. Morjan also, being irreligious, was saved of a terminal disease without the help of any god.
4. I Otem am irreligious too, but I am filled with uncountable testimonies which all began to manifest immediately after forsaking god-worshipping.
5. My children, your life is not in danger because you are protected by the law and not by the gods. For you have right to life.
6. You are not prospering because you pray to a god, but because your know your right lawfully. You have right to own property.
7. Let your mentality not be like the mentality of your ancient ancestors who think that all the good things they get are from the wood and the trees and the waters which they worship.
8. Also, let your mentality not be like the mentality of the religious people who think that all the things they get are from the sky daddies.
9. Rather, let your mentality be strong enough and know that whatever you get are the results of your efforts and the power of coincidence.
10. For the power of coincidence can manifest in the lives of everyone, irrespective of his belief.
11. A fruit which falls to the ground thinks that it was the end of its life. But it germinates and becomes a tree itself. So is a religious homo who departs from his religion and god-worshipping and become a god himself.
12. There is a time when self-dependence is needed more than depending on others for living your own life.
13. Blackness is a store of heat energy, for it is attracted towards heat. So they who are black should absorb knowledge and set themselves free from mind slavery.
14. The brain is the most important organ of the body, but no religious book teaches anyone to use it. But they advise their followers to think only with their hearts.
15. Think with your brain, for it is the house of wisdom and knowledge, thummim and wise Urim's.
16. A homo who does not think deep from his brain shall be servants to many.
17. A religious man who works for a pastor feels that he is in bondage, but he does not know how to come out of it.
18. When you feel that you are in bondage to someone, you need to set yourself free. For many of you dream of flying in your dreams whenever you have such feeling. It is a sign of what your soul needs, which is freedom.
19. Everything is given to the homos according to their abilities. Nature knows you can think for yourself, so you have been given brains.
20. But some of you neglect your brains and immerse yourselves in the totality of whatever a pastor has said. Then you become a sheep.
21. Now he who goes for counselling should be ready to make it a brainstorming session rather than submitting himself wholesomely into doing whatever the counsellor has said.
22. For some priests say to those who come after them, go and bring human head or go and poison someone. And most of them, not applying their brains did so and ran into trouble.
23. Therefore to all the women and young ladies who are psychologically weak, remember to raise an alarm anytime your pastors and priests are trying to take advantage of you. For the occupation of most of them are womanizing and enslavement.
24. When they push you forcefully, take your leave, for they shall make it seem as if you fell under any spiritual power.
25. And when they make suggestions to you so that you could fall, do not be absorbed in the suggestions they give, but use your head to think and remain conscious of your physical state.
26. He who falls down on the floor during a so-called deliverance session shall soon discover that nothing beneficial happened thereafter.
27. A homo fell when she was fully engulfed with emotion under the music and many talks of the pastor. She hit her head against the concrete floor and died. But the church did not cease to say hallelujah, saying, she has gone to glory.
28. So shall some earth lives be cut short against their own wish

No, millions, if not billions will make heaven except if they don't want to be their due to its boredom.

hopefulLandlord:
any honest thinking person who read the post calmly would see exactly what I mean; let me spell it out for people like you, "I believe in God" doesn't necessarily mean "I believe in the Christian god", there's a reason Kingebuka didn't bother again after I clarified it further and that's cuz he eventually understood

BTW honestly, your posting history points to the fact that you're very angry with anyone who doesn't agree with you












These are 5 (five) out of your last 7 (seven) posts all one sentence ad hominems, this is a sign of bigger issues, you need to talk to someone (not Jesus or any other imaginary friend, someone real) ASAP cuz you seem to be losing it or take a cold shower, drink coffee and watch "Master of None", these can have therapeutic effects, have a good one

Now you have finished that guy's argument career.

Adebole Adejare Inoki is a thief

Sounds more like ANONI of the past world.

Doctufos: Anoni 2: 1-8

Chapter Two
1. Now anoni began to draw all kinds of things in the cave. And the things which he drew were the things which he supposed shall happen in the future. And anoni drew many objects and animals. And he drew homos who committed the images to mind, saying, they are our representations of the power of God and nature.
2. And anoni drew the map of Aferk and an island also which went apart. Now till these days, no one have drawn the map of Aferk before. And anoni said, I perceive that you Island went apart from the rest of Aferk while the universe was still in the imagination of God. Therefore I have drawn you so now. And you shall go with what you have which no other part of the world have. And you shall not have much, for your stinginess has called at you, saying, go apart. And by going apart, you do not have helpers.
3. But when Otem comes, he shall declare good things upon you and you shall have helpers.
4. Now anoni called the name of the island Malagasi, saying, that which separates from the rest of his people shall be reunited with them.
5. And anoni knew all the maps of the world in his head. And he felt within him the things which were happening in any part of the world at any moment. And he drew pictures on the wall of the cave of Fonje.
6. Now anoni began to wonder, what shall I feed myself with? And he was hungry and tired. And he said, I am only seven years bodily, but in the brain, I am more than 70,000 years. And I can remember whom I was vividly. For in the days of the anakims and the homos which came with the big bang, I was present.
7. And all the histories from those days till now are in my head, even the histories of the future. For the greatest light of God have said that the brain is a device of infinite capacity which has in it all the events of the Universe.
8. But he who is on earth shall only see the event within his own reality. But they whose brain codes have been rewritten shall see a little bit more. And they who are experiencing life after life on earth shall see more than a hundred times what he saw on earth.