Na wetin me do last time I go church be that o They gave me empty and I returned it empty.
If they want me to put money inside, then they should also fill it up with cash before they give it to me
Whatsoever a church sows, that shall it also reap

Elnino4ladies:
King Saul

That king always wanted to do good, but Samuel and Yahweh never allowed him. Imagine, he didn't want to kill Agag and also some animals, Yahweh hated him for such. Samuel came and got annoyed and killed Agag by himself. When I read that part of the fiction, I couldn't but have sympathy for king Saul who has good mind but was surrounded by bad characters who are way to violent.

It baffles me how tithes commanded by Yahweh a local god in far away Israel should be a topic of discussion here in Africa.

Daboomb:


Weyrey ni eleyi o!

But I'm not telling lie na. Check your bible na. The storybook even described how Maria poured oil on fictitious Jesus's body so that the friction between her face(cheeks, lips, forehead, tongue) and the body of fictitious Jesus could be minimum to allow for smooth sliding of their bodies. Check the bible, I'm not telling a lie. As for Hosea, the Bible said he went to sleep with prostitute as commanded by Yahweh.

Dawo Dawo, Dawo sile orphanage
Dawo Dawo, Dawo sile orphanage
Owo orphans, e ma fi ra private jet.

kingxsamz:


ur stupidity is out of this world I swear...
I keep seeing u on every christian thread...and it's funny I swear...
It's either ur just jobless or not sure what to do with ur life...
Oga stop jumping on every christian thread and preaching ur useless fictional book...it won't reduce the faith of the christians...
Oga u dey waste ur time...
goan do something good with ur life...cus ur hate for christianity is useless.

And don't quote me cus I don't reply stupid mentions...

You're seeing me now on every thread, but in a year to two years to come, you will hardly see me on any thread because I'd have accomplished my mission by then. For now I'm only laying the foundation of truth by creating awareness. When I'm done, then you won't get to see me often anymore, so manage me like this for now
May the light of God Almighty who created Yahweh, Allah, Moloch and all other small gods open your eyes to the truth about my existence, ase!

eph12:

And your evidence of human sympathy is this doctufos truth? How many people have you taken off the street? I put it to you that you're just looking for who to scam

hehehehe, it's because you don't know what I stand for. I won't even demand anyone knowing me or seeing me let alone scamming anyone. You can ask people on Nairaland here on religious section if I have ever scammed anyone of them. Then you can also ask if anyone of them have benefitted financially from me before. I am not saying this to show pride, but just for you to know the type of person I am. I am an anti-scam, ask Samuel Chinedum Ekwueme aka Butterflyl1on, the ogbonge scammer what I've done to make sure people don't fall into his scam anymore.

So the DOCTUFOS is right after all, Yeshua we know, Faulkin we know, but who is Jesus?

tayooluwole:


which one is doctufos ? where you get am ? na bible version ?

No, it is actually the true history of the universe which are not recorded in the religious books or which the religious books have mutilated for selfish purposes.
https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/ doctrine-ufos

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eph12:

Sure.. Continue to have your fun cause you not different from the pastors to you're rubbishing

pls never ever compare me with a pastor. I have human sympathy, I don't stage miracles, I don't receive tithes, I give to humanity as much as I can, I tell the truth all the time. So how am I to be compared with the pastors who are scamming my people?

Of course the wise know this.

Doctufos: Proverbs of Otem 7:5, 6


5. A fool works for the pastors and priests to get fat, but a wise man shall put his family first.
6. That you can't see God should make you know that he or it would not accept anything visible from you. Therefore they who give physical money to pastors and say that they are giving to invisible God are ranked among the greatest fools in the world.

eph12:

Buahahaha

Really? You don't have kids you're sponsoring or any family you're building house for even in your village? How will this doctufos buy this wheelchair for those that need?

With the DOCTUFOS of truth, they are good to go. Cheers.

modelmike7:

Devil na bad man!!

Yes you are right, the devil is a man, a woman, a boy, a girl who did any form of evil. But the state of being devilish is not a permanent state. As soon as that man, woman, boy or girl does good, he or she is no more a devil:

Doctufos: Eta-n-tagba 17:1-3

1. There is no devil as a personality.
2. Every time you do bad, you are momentarily a devil.
3. But when you do good, your goodness shall turn you back to your natural self.

Lol

RealLordZeus:
bros! This your doctufos, na book of confusion ooo, as if an average Nigerian life never dey complicated before

Why did you say so? Tell me what's confusing you and I'll clear the air

correctguy101:


Na im know wetin e dey hide. Daddy Freeze, we know you, just admit it, you're an unbelieving infidel, a heretic and an old heathen like me and sonofluc1fer, hopefullandlord, realmindz, Otem, chemystry, adepeter and some many pipu I know here

Wait lemme go and check if infidel has a negative meaning from the dictionary. If it does, then I'd rather be a gentile than an infidel. I dey come.

PRAISE GOD I AM AN INFIDEL!!!!

eph12:

What have you done for your village?

I have brought the truth for them. THE DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH.

efighter:


What pains me is that this guy's parents were congratulated when his birth was announced. Do you think that your parents will repeat from all their investments on you? Mind you, I am a Muslim, but its seems this your madness has gone beyond treatment. Your village people have shared your body parts and turned it into roasted meat. They are just about to start drinking Ijebu garri with it.

Hahahahha, this comment made my day. Keep it coming Anything that amuses me is welcome.

Themandator:



The man says while at the altar that may the day he will think to take advantage of his members never meet him on earth .....curse is at your door.

The man said that and you believe that thief?
You are an original sheeple.

Themandator:



If the man is a thief may he be exposed before the end of this year by the Holy Spirit whom he uses but if you have lied against him may the spirit that leads 8ne to be a thief follow one of your Your seeds from one generation to another. Amen

The Holy Spirit is in support of theft, so don't use the Holy Spirit to pray. Instead, say that if the man is a thief, may he be exposed by the power of nature before and after he dies and let's watch and see how it goes.
Once again, the holy spirit is not in the business of exposing pastors who are working under him. In fact, he is in support of their crimes. Peace.

Camillus92:


If u don't like the testimony leave it now.

That's not the kind of testimony the OP of this thread wants. And the fact that it isn't you that died and woke up or it isn't someone you know one on one, you shouldn't be sharing it here. I also have 'testimony' of how I died the first time and met the gods and returned to the earth, yet I didn't share it here because the op didn't add testimonies of resurrection from the dead. As a matter of fact, dying and waking back to the earth isn't a testimony because the afterlives are far far better than this earth, so I wonder how anyone will die and return to earth and then be thanking his stars that he isn't dead.

May it be found, ase!

Definitely a Christian will go to Yahweh's heaven, but unfortunately from now till a thousand years time, they won't see him on the throne because he is currently encaged in a vacuum which his brothers have subjected him to.

Camillus92:


That's ur business Sir, God raised him from the dead, that's all that matters.

And God told you so

Samsimple:

jamb question for CRS

No, everybody has rights to comment about fictitious characters and Jesus Christ is one.

eezeribe:

Tithe can't be a subject of National discourse in a developed country.

it won't be a subject of national discourse because the people are not poor, but it should be so here because the people are so poor that you have to wonder why their god who promised to open the windows of heaven and pour them out a blessing isn't fulfilling his promises or maybe the tithe monies aren't reaching him in heaven.