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LuckyLadolce:
Seun wake up this ain't news...

welcome to the new Nairaland..

Leopantro:
a friend told me of a guy that created a HYIP site that ran for just 3 days involving bitcoin. hr made over 90 million naira before it crashed and he is in the process of creating another one.
Maga will always pay.

Are you serious??

MrPresident1:
I wrote a lot on this thread, I explained a lot of things, I explained that it was going to be sudden, it would catch everyone by surprise, exceptthe watchful. I did a lot of explanations...

Effort wasted on the dead?

SMH...

Sudden right?? ...ok boss ....we are watchful........where is my telescope??

hahaha ....OP

when I was younger....till my late teens, i was a staunch believer in the Noah story......I even did a miniature ark when i was little...

BUT

I was becoming too inquisitive, i was reading any book that came my way....i couldn't get enough.....and then through my research, i found out that, Noah's ark story, was similar to stories from civilizations and writings that even preceded the Noah's ark Fable...and i became dumbstruck!!

The writer of Noah's story just Plagiarized some Sumerian Story............


I respect the Bible, but Noah's Story, just doesn't cut it.

MrPresident1

I hope you are ready for the jeers and mocking sessions to follow soon. ...it's already 10:53am....and the day keeps getting better.

OR

Do you have an exact time when the "world" would end??

MrPresident1:
We have arrived at the day, it is now only a matter of hours, within the next 25 hours, Jesus will come, and Christ will be revealed. We have only hours now separating us from GLORY...Hold on tight, be watchful and stedfast, the scoffers and scorners are in for a very big surprise.

Brethren, hold on tight, watch carefully, patiently and expectantly

Mathew 24:42-44
42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
43 But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.
44 Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.

Hey Man.

So you are saying with wha CONCRETE proof that the world is ending tomorrow?

I thought the Bible says that, -"no one knows the day nor time, .....and not even the son of Man ( yeezus)..."...

So how comes, you eventually arrived at the 20th of January 2017??

Go back to your drawing baord and do more research bro, the world isn't ending tomorrow, in fact not anytime soon. Lots of stuff have got to happen yet.

Read the bible, not from one angle, because there are always a-thousand-and-one explanations.

Just prepare yourself for NL trolls tomorrow, because it's going to be one helluva mocking session on you.....

udees:
Will you stop mentioning Jonathan--Don't you see the number of Death in this evil administration is uncontrolled--Nigeria as a nation has not witness the degree of insecurity as its seen presently--From BokoHaram,Bomb Blast,suicide,children killing parent,security guard killing their masters,fulani herdsmen,cattle rearers,what of the ones from police and other military personnel,Kidnapping and of course hunger and frustration everywhere in nigeria--All this as a result of taking over power by all means and promising what they cannot fulfil.
Are you noticing that student have abandoned their studies and are going into diverse vices just make ends meet---what has jonathan to do in what is happening present in nigeria--have they not promised three millions jobs in first quarter of 2016,--have you not seen their children having fun in private jets after they've secured them jobs in CBN,and other lucrative agencies--you are buying fuel at a higher price than before and they say money is save but nothing is seen affecting the citizen--don't you ask yourself which way is nigeria going--everything is on the increase but there is no increase in salary of civil servants---don't you know the last increase in salary was done during that same jonathan government--don't you know that most Power plant that you are hearing about were built during his government.How long would you continue to be blind and continue suffering in silence.

Don't waste your typing energy on people like that. Nothing say would make any difference. Just keep your cool and watch them from afar.

We had better take some time mourn these students who may have died and think abt our own lives too.....it could be anyone you know.

Have a great day!!

LarryBeryl:
Meeeehn. Just keep quiet already, as if Jonathan helped to end BH in Nigeria than Buhari did.

This is an early monday morning....a new week.....people like you are feared dead.....and you just had to sound politically correct??

It's sad.

Defaramade:
That would be difficult

hahaha...it's an LG Optimus VU2

Defaramade:
That is a LG device

correct!!...can you guess the model?

benzics:
I saw adverts about this Toyota Tacoma they were selling, they advertised it's many awesome features, so I made up my mind to go and get this wonderful car.

I reached the place, went in and saw the seller, and the following conversation ensued.

Me: hello, I am here for the Toyota Tacoma.

Seller: hey there, yes welcome, you must have heard a lot about this car.

Me: of course, and I'm interested, so can I see the car?

Seller: not so fast, but here is a document containing every history of this car...

Me: a document? OK, let me see.

*Sat down and read it all..*

Me: wow, such a great car I must say, so can I now see it?

Seller: calm down, you'll have to pay 36million naira for it before you see it

Me: how am I supposed to pay for something I've never seen? How sure am I that I'll even like it after seeing it?

Seller: but there is the document where every details about the car is written..

Me: why can't you just show me the car? How am I even to know that this said car exists?

Seller: are you trying to say the Toyota Tacoma doesn't exist? A car I drive daily? OK if this car doesn't exist? How did I get to this office?

Me: well you could have used a taxi, a bike?

Seller: what are you insinuating? That I came here with a taxi? Is that even possible? The color of the car is even red,why can't you just believe? Pay first and get the car.

*Another seller walks in*

Seller2: what's going on here?

Seller: he came for the Toyota Tacoma and he doesn't believe it exists, that he wants to see it first.

Me: of course I want to see it, is it so hard to show me proof of the car's existence?

Seller: but I've shown you the documented evidence?

Me: so I should take your word for the existence of something you drive everyday? Why can't you just show me the Damn car!

Seller2: Can you prove the car doesn't exist?

Me: but the burden of proof isn't on me, am not making any claims here..

Seller2: of course the car exists, I drive this car daily, it is blue in color...

Seller: no it's Red and I drive it daily..

Me: woah.. Different description of a car you all claim to see daily?

*another seller walks in*

Seller3: why the noise? What's going on here?

Seller2 and seller: look at this young man, he doesn't believe the Toyota Tacoma exists?

Seller3: whaaat? How can anyone rational not believe in the Toyota Tacoma? I just finished driving the car just now, it's an awesome green car..

Seller: no it's red.

Seller2: it's blue..

Me: woah, right, can I just see the car?.

Seller3: sorry, you don't get to see the car unless you've paid..

Me: if you all have different descriptions of this car, how am I supposed to believe it exists?

Seller2: just because we have different descriptions, does that mean the car doesn't exist?

Me: well then you can just show me the car..

Seller: you are to pay first..


Me: OK, have a nice day with your red, green and blue Toyota Tacoma, am leaving..

Seller: once you leave here, the offer is off the table, and you'll be beaten for eternity for not buying this wonderful awesome car..

Me: WTF?? It's now compulsory for me to buy this car?

Seller: it's not compulsory! It's a choice, you have to choose, buy it or suffer, just choose!!!

Me: to hell with you and your car, am out!!

*went out and met an evangelist *

Evangelist: there is a special mansion being built for you in Heaven, repent now and inherit your mansion.

Me: well can I see it first?

Evangelist: no, you just have to believe, here is a holy book that contains all about this heaven and God, you will see heaven when you die..

Me: WTF??

Evangelist: and if you don't believe in God or this heaven, when you die you'll burn for eternity..

Me: FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YOUUU!

hahn, jonbellion, 4kings, hopefulLandlord, felixomor, KingEbukasBlog..

The transcript from........-dark matter's- vlog on Youtube.

Nice peice.....but you should have given credit to where you got the Content from......

No one can ever guess mine....

Reserving this space.....

Reserving this Space..

On this embarassing thread, filled with 72 embarassing "Predictions", I am tempted to say.......

I stand with the IDGAF crew........

When other Countries concentrated on Nation Building and making the Lives of her citizens better, Nigeria decided to concentrate more on religion.......now look at where we are.

More churches than Factories.......


I honestly don't GAF if he sees 100 visions......

Oga OP....aka Mr Amebo...

I am not a regular comentator on NL....but when an Issue really pushes me, i just go off a limb and say something.

Leave the Atheists alone would you??!!

Or are you gradually embracing the Free-thinkers mindset?......

You mentioned in your last so-called "open Letter" to Seun about how "God" would arrest him and all......

Hopefullandlord and others asked you constrctive questions, and debunked your -pleading to an Authority- a funny mistake you still made here by mentioning Sir Isaac Newton.


From the persecution and constant attacks on the Atheists, you are unknowingly giving them the audience they deserve to break your Christian faith into shambles.



So live your life....worship your god( the letter "g" was no mistake).......and leave these guys alone.

Afterall....it takes real gut to say NO to what everyone believes and accepts as a Norm.


That is my one kobo comment.

PS: I don't do blind aimless debates......if you want to quote me, quote for a good reason..........


Cheers!!

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But what other ways are there to use in monetizing your blog?

Please read the excerpt below...

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What other ways do you make money on your Blog?? Let me know, so you could help newbie bloggers out.

Source: http://www.nairaonline.com.ng/money-blogging-online-2017/

ibietela2:
Bids to rebuild a website?

tomoro...I will search for a copy of the Bid announcement.......and share.

the terms were quite tedious....new startups like ours just couldn't scale thru.....

- at least xx years of operation

- xx years of tax info

and many other conditions...

My teamm was able...but the odds weren't in our favor.

ISDKING:
Its no more an avenue to divert public fund..smh. Confusion @ its peak

The call for bids to rebuild the Youwinconect website ended late last month......it's not just Youwinconnect.....a lot of other online ish are on the way....

Whether or not it is copy-cat program, i think it will help deserving Entrepreneurs....

LOGDAN:
By the special Grace of God, everything will be good in 2017

Please leave GOD out of this. Life is what you make it.

2017 might be our best year yet, and it may be the opposite. Just beg GOD to protect our fragile life............that's all we need from him.

When life dey, u fit hustle.

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Pastafarian:
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JBUZZ:
Mr Pastor, abeg thread carefully, else u go the way of Bros Josh.

I don't think so...this video was shot since July 2016....bros Josh lost the Prediction war this time around.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOGBybS4W3o

Oyiboman69:
Nigerians... Always found a way to attach every thing to religion

What did you expect?.....c'mon, everyone is running a business here .....at least this Pastors prediction was correct......unlike ....

felixomor:
Will you? Yes or No.
I didn't mention any other criteria.

I don't think he will answer that question with a complete Yes/No basis...

Personally.....when it comes to the -Christian morality compass- Homosexuality is completely wrong.....

But the homophobia....the hate.....the killing?.....nah ...I don't support that....

I recall the Jesus said......-- Let he who is without Sin cast the First stone---


Now from the -- Liberal Morality Compass-- Homosexuality is a Choice......some people were born with these traits( i have seen a guy who ever since we were little he always acted like a chic.....female cloths...etc.....his parents were well-to-do...he left Nigeria many years ago...and guess what? -- yea you are right, he is a Full time gay.....)

The LGBTQ are humans like you and I......

on the other hand.... This Pastor said that Clinton, if she had won would have brought the " Anti-Christ"....read more on this Thread - https://www.nairaland.com/3459583/us-election-anti-christ-taken-over

Elkay3:
Oops! He caught me. But video, honestly I didn't watch it. Just the script.

i am not taking sides....Just watch the Video and tell me what you think...

This pastor -Victor Atokolo ...Predicted Trump win and says Clinton win would have brought the Anti-Christ..............
Watch the Video here.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOGBybS4W3o

Elkay3:
Oh! Great. It should mean that the anti-christ would no more overtake the world.

hahaha...the most sarcastic comment of the Month!!!...did you even watch the Video?

This the Video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOGBybS4W3o