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SAINTSAMURAI:
@OP i think ure wrong in the aspect of fornication and love of money. "how can fornication destroy the life of a guy? unless if the guy is a learner and he dont know what condoms are. "any serious minded guy with a purpose in life can sleep with a lady at any time just for the fun of sex or if she is his girlfriend. "the only way fornication can destroy a guy's life is if maybe he contacts sexual diseases or a lady got pregnant for him. "IN the aspect of love for money. @op who dont love money? it is the love of money and the fear of brokeness that drives men to work hard everyday, if we dont love the money, then there will be no need to work very hard. we work hard because we want a confortable life and a jetsetting life style.

bros u went too far...d OP is a hypocrite......look at his signature.....it says everything......

Mizzzbeee:
pls direct link. Pls not site link. Link that I will click and it will start downloading thanks

bro visit the site and get the download link there.....www.gaanool.ag .....they won't bug u with ads if that's your fear.....

colossus2:
Wow really.....#teamIronMan then
But need to see the movie soonest

i downloaded the movie last night from gaanool.ag ....the size was 1.89 gb....but the quality was top notch(blue ray 1080p).......

Lagos was featured in the movie.

FlatheadCoward:
To get out of Nigeria is a must I love his artwork. When it comes to business, art and technology, Yoruba no dey carry last.

you just had to tribalize this thread didn't you....

oya clap for ya self.....

Really nice points....didn't know about of this before...

Nice....but its a two way traffic....it also applies to the ladies.......

Bros.....2 whole years....you really tried oo.....but you have taken the marriage oath......kai....i feel realli sorry for you.....the girl has scammed you big time.....

Take heart.

Your threads always annoy me.....but on the other hand....i guess you're feeling insecured...........tell us....why do you feel ugly?

!She is 17...she is 14.......what are they trying to tell us...?..I hate it when the media trys to play mind tricks.......i tot an interview was conducted some days ago.....and Ese said she loves mr Yunus and doesn't want to go back......so what is this again?

Shitty interview.....

*Now that they have mentioned the Emirs name....watch
as this becomes a war between christians and Muslims..*

She is 17...she is 14.......what are they trying to tell us...?..I hate it when the media trys to play mind tricks.......i tot an interview was conducted some days ago.....and Ese said she loves mr Yunus and doesn't want to go back......so what is this again?

Shitty interview.....

*Now that they have mentioned the Emirs name....watch as this becomes a war between christians and Muslims..*

nairaman66:
Men relationships tire person sef!!

As in ehnn.....

@OP ...... Ur article is nice but robotic.....a real man should dis....a real man should dat......

In the real world.....no man will have all the qualities u desire......,but becos u ladies watch too much Telemundo and Zee world...u tend to confuse reality with the movie world...

Good morning...

Mums and their Son's wife/fiancee........

This feud has been in existence like forever......

And surprisingly the "good gurl" dey r suggesting for u is one wide kitty kat holed, pretending biatch....but no......she is mommy's choice......

Me av told my Mum......NO one will choose a wife for me...

After all ....its my home, my happiness, my sadness....not hers...so....wat are we saying?

Na wa 4 u sef....150......awoof de run belle u no wan hear.......beta tell d owner of d fone sey na thief attack u oo.....den tie bandage for ur hand or leg....or else na new fone u go buy.......

150......OP u don fall our hand....

nairaman66:
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Tell her that you are HIV positive! That's why you have been avoiding her!! She will run away like the scorching sun when it rains. Thank me later

Plus Ebola +ve too......some girls can be very deranged ehn
.....one is even threatening my life now.......she told me plainly that she will kill me.........why?....because i had to call quits to what wasn't working......I tell her say, even 50 of her type can't do poo.......i never run from nigahhs we de threaten me....na one small biatch i go de fear??......

igwegeorgiano:
Love making btween two opposite sex is meant to be pleasurable and fulfilling, hence the passion we put into it during the act.

am in a relationship i considered to be the most peaceful and rewarding cos the lady in question, will soon be my wife. Am a very sexually active young man who can drive any woman crazy in bed but my babe doesn't seems to appreciate this part of me.
Whenever we make love, my woman will start crying at a point begging me to stop and this happens when she has reached her peak while am yet to arrived. Right now am very much worried because she complains i stayed longer that necessary during sex and this does not go well with me. Felllow NL pls i need your advise i don't want to loose her and i dont know what to do.

OP quick question.....how often do you masturbate?

Its jus normal biology.....we've all been there.......you should minimize the number of times you masturbate....and u and ur girl should spend time in MouthAction b4 or during intercourse.......when you masturbate too much......ur dvck becomes used to how tight ur palms are and when the kitty cat doesn't give you that tight width.......cummming becomes an issue.....

So the solution......if u wanna make love to ur gurl say maybe.....on wednesday......detest of masturbation.....for like 3 days before dat day......and let her give u super BJs.......and i assure you.....you is gonna cum like you is a virgin............

This is one of the downside of too much Porrn and Masturbation........

My 2 cents.

Arsenal...please don't do this to me na.........i de beg una oooo....kai.....i haff die....

See as guys 4 area de laff me......to be Arsenal fan no be small persecution oo

OP....before ranting and bashing our muslim brothers....why don't you sit back and let me remind of a few things......mind you...m not a muslim.......i just detest all forms of religion.....

1. Sexual Offences.....--- I laugh wen everione blabs about the Prophet Mohammed.....he is a learner when you study the bible very well......they are more dan one cases of expilicit sexual content...that shouldn't. Be featured in such a holy book.....(don't ask me where.....ask your pastorprenuers)

2. Bloodshed and Gore......-- abegi.....christianity is the boss when it comes to killing and maiming in the name of "God"

From genesis down to revelation you will observe too many times where the God of the christians ordered killings, rape....even murdering a whole generation ( no wonder he sends people to hell).....just because they didn't worship him....


OP, read more about the history of worlds religions........and you'll learn that Christianity is as guilty as fvck......the muslims are only doing what Christianity has done and left many years ago......


The truth---- Christianity and Islam and evri oda freaking religion out there
...are jus different heads of the same cruel beast......

My 2 cents....

Wow these Pastors put some magicians to shame.....

Grow....grow....grow....

Try again Mr Pastorprenuer....

Na we get am.......manure...sorry in advance....

Na we get am.......maure...sorry in advance....

HiddenShadow:
So without the oil of SS and SE, you guys can't survive.

Ask me again......if u ain't saying ish...please don't quote me...

OP
I wonder what you will tell your children some years to come when they see how shallow and gullible you think.......(the internet does not lie)....

First tell us the price of a barrel crude oil in the first year of the ineffectual buffons regime.....then compare it with what we have now.....

Before making any useless comparison......get your facts right......

Just as one Nairalander said yesterday,....."if there was ever a hellfire, then 99.9% of Nairalanders are gonna be there"

Imagine a sane human saying......#istandwithCORRUPTION

As for me......#istandwithbuhari
#DeathtoCORRUPTION

.......

Jimbiz:
Naira don fall hand..heat dey kill person for one side...wizkid and linda...davido and dele...annie idibia and rich kid....dasukigate dey on hold..biafra dey another side....Ay and him wife don come again.
na wetin sef..untop dis heat again and buhari still gather mind travel comot from this country..
#pray4Nigeria#

Kai...u don finish the work...

romme2u:
ok one, i wont mention my location here on nairaland as i am highly conscious of my privacy online

two, i think getting a dedicated server for a start-up (hope am right) is an overkill because the technical knowledge required to run such server is higher. it will consume most of ur time and leave less time to promote the site and its business unless u have a sizable number of people in ur team. it will also consume more money than ur site will be able to generate for the next two to three years.

if possible, i would recommend to downgrade to managed wordpress hosting for the first year then as site traffic increases (of course due to promotions, seo and adverts), u can then upgrade to managed VPS on SSD. as much as possible always try and let ur host managed the hosting services as much as they are willing to take because they have the expertise that will take u years to catchup afterall that is why u pay them in the first place to host ur site. Exception to the rule is when u run a site as massive as nairaland (which have matured over the years and generates millions of traffic per day) or ur site depends on a number of solutions that is not common on the web (maybe consuming a unique web service or whatever reason) and u need to manage the applications urself, here cloud solutions is the preferred way and even cost less depending on ur specific needs.

anyway sori for the rant, i hope i was able to get the message across.


three, if the theme framework needs such massive customization why not go for custom theme and integrate the framework functionality u need into ur custom theme instead of building on it. it can save u the overhead cost of loading two themes per request plus u can easily update ur theme as u wish.

Thanks friend....on tye aspect of the dedicated server, we have an investor who paid for that and downgrading it I think will be counterproductive..because the website has a lot of functions and will have to handle a lotta traffic.......

Why don't you gimme a buzz?.....I'll call you back....--08136035368.....

On building a custim theme, i think we'll do that in the long run --likely in a few months....but this framework we're working with solves our current need.......a custim theme will be built similar to the current one.....we spent over 289usd for this theme............

we need to talk one on one......i'd love to give you details about our project....and i'd love more ideas and suggestions---no man is an Island you know......if all things go well, i could sponsor your trip to either Lagos or Abj so you can meet our team.........

Whayyassay??

Don't forget to gime a buzz--08136035368

mizhefeh:
Ass-nal oa market

Wetin be ur own??....gerrara here mehn.....

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romme2u:
i would have love to throw-in but i am not anywhere near Abuja or Lagos. here is some advice u can pass to the developer so u too can understand what the developer is doing to give u the expected result without wasting much time, i hope it would be useful:

1. i think VoguePay has a wordpress plugin for their payment gateway on their website, it would be easier to integrate that as they provide support and improvement.

2. Any wordpress developer worth his salt knows such massive customization is accomplished with a sub-theme or u won't be able to update or get technical support from the theme developers.

3. Finally this is for u. go for managed wordpress hosting as speed optimization, security and core update/upgrades are guaranteed by the provider. i can't list the advantages here but it will help u focus on the business side and also improve the performance of ur site.

Thanks for your chirp in Bro........you're neither in Abj or Lagos?(then where you at?)


We have a child theme for customization and i have done some myself.......and yes Voguepay has a WP plugin......

And we are running on a dedicated server on hostgator.....for speed and optimization, i would like to hear your thoughts......gimme a buzz(flash) on--08136035368 and i'll call you back......

Thanks once again.

Aaron.

sambisaman:
what's your budget? PM me.

Give me your contact....after we give you details and you can do the job, you give us a quote and we strike a deal.....

Mine is still down oo......av deleted and reinstalled yet no way...

Broda checkout estateengine ...from enginethemes......its nice and highly customizable