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Webmasters › Re: Badass Wordpress Developer Needed- Urgently by oteneaaron(op): 10:55am On Feb 22, 2016
If you have any questions please ask......

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We need a reply ASAP.....
Webmasters › Badass Wordpress Developer Needed- Urgently by oteneaaron(op): 8:04am On Feb 22, 2016
No BS.....

We need a crazy badass Wordpress developer, we are building an online matketplace, and the theme framework we are using needs some serious customization.....

From the theme developers,the default payment module is 2checkout and Paypal, but we want to integrate Voguepay to make our platform more Nigerian friendly...

Apply of you have you following skills and requirements

* Expert wordpress developer(you should be able to fully customise the theme from scratch....design a custom plugin if possible)

* Expert in CSS, PHP and HTML (u already knowknow grin)

*Ability to work fast--we need to launch our platform within a few weeks....

* You should be Nigerian......residing either in Abuja(so we can meet up...) or Lagos(so you can meet our team member Jeffrey James)

Contact me on --- admin@sourcegig.com
Or gimme a call on +2348136035368.

After i give you more details..... You can then give us a quote....

Thanks and goodmorning.....

Cc: JeffereyJamez
Christianity Etc › Re: God Speaks To Me. by oteneaaron(m): 8:54am On Feb 21, 2016
OP....i'm sorry bit this thread will swerve in the wrong direction once the christians return from their churches.....

You have some deep points there....i'm busy now.....but will give a meaningful response later.........

Cheers!.
Politics › Re: David Mark Wins Benue South Election Rerun ? (pics) by oteneaaron(m): 5:53pm On Feb 20, 2016
Hmm
Politics › Re: All Of Us At PDP Should Apologise To Buhari, APC & Join Them- FFK by oteneaaron(m): 1:24pm On Feb 20, 2016
The two-mouthed Bianca fvcker........

No space in APC.....capeeshhuh??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Hull City: FA Cup (0 - 0) On 20th February 2016 by oteneaaron(m): 12:02pm On Feb 20, 2016
Ojestas:
Tell me my fada now, sheybi na so u dey use your fada do toothpick. . Miserable Arsenal fan. .
Dats it!!.....guy ur pa.pa..!! angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Hull City: FA Cup (0 - 0) On 20th February 2016 by oteneaaron(m): 11:44am On Feb 20, 2016
Ojestas:
Mtchewwwww !! Ass-Na
If i tell u ur fada now..,.u go de vex....i suspect ur a chealshit fan.........

Go and continue smoking ur joint......

Politics › Re: #BenueSouthDecides: Benue-South Senatorial Re-run Elections – LIVE UPDATES by oteneaaron(m): 9:51am On Feb 20, 2016
ekolina:
Keep deceiving yourself......what has Akume done for his constituency as a past governor and two time senator for you to think onjeh will bring development. DM has a radio station in his zone that employs people of the zone. He has been given scholarship to undergrd from his zone. DM we need
I don't know if you're Idoma, but Oyi, chill and read between the Lines.....

I'd rather vote one Onjeh...dan 50 David Marks.....

Which dirty scholarship?...which employment........stop embarassing the Idoma tribe, I beg of u.....
Politics › Re: (photo) Nigerian Bank Reaches Out To Kanye West With Offers To Fund His Ideas by oteneaaron(m): 9:47am On Feb 20, 2016
That's the problem......accessbank would rather sponsor a foreigner's ideas( Kanyw west of all people)

when we have startups in here in Nigeria desperately looking for funding.....with as little as 100k......

But no, we bank with them, they leech on our interests.....charge us for text messages, atm withdrawals, even common bank transfer, or is it making payments online?....

And how do they pay us back?....by "applying" to fund kanye west's freaking Idea........

A few days ago....i saw an advert on CNN and they feautured a startup company in one Asian country.......guess the business niche?....Tech.....and their main sponsor......? Freaking access bank......

Guys lets push our hustle more, for even our own banks have given up in the youths let alone the Government.......

#Sopissed
Romance › Re: My Male Neighbor Comes Out From His House The Minute He Sees Me Drive In? by oteneaaron(m): 8:50am On Feb 20, 2016
Synzu:
Lol. You even know her too well grin
My guy...dis gurl is super insecured and annoying.....make she jus spend 2 days with our naija gurls.....dem go give her the OT of a lifetime........
Politics › Re: #BenueSouthDecides: Benue-South Senatorial Re-run Elections – LIVE UPDATES by oteneaaron(m): 8:44am On Feb 20, 2016
shammah1:
Daniel who? Good candidate but wrong party
The main issue here is the relevance of the Idoma in National politics....

..if Onjeh wins, the Idoma will remain under the shackles of the Tiv general-- Akume George --but there will be a little change and progress back home in Benue south


But if David Mark wins, the Tiv grip on Idoma will be lessened(though not completely), but development will be abysmal......

So it's a case of choosing the Devil or the deep blue sea....
Politics › Re: #BenueSouthDecides: Benue-South Senatorial Re-run Elections – LIVE UPDATES by oteneaaron(m): 8:15am On Feb 20, 2016
lawydewy:
Mr David Mark! you are too greedy!

Minister during IBB.

Former Governor of Niger state.

4-5 terms senator.

2 terms Senate president.

Military colonel(rtd)

Are you human being at all?

You are ingreat!
As much as i don't like the Man, you shouldn't be insulting someone's father.....imagine if na your own father person de cast 4 ur front like dis.....


The fact that we're on a "faceless"(i can trace you IP address though....not really faceless eh?) Forum, doesn't give you the right to talk loosely......

Daniel Onjeh will hopefully win the battle.

...
Politics › Re: Finally Nigerian Army Rescue The Chibok Girls(see Video) by oteneaaron(m): 8:07am On Feb 20, 2016
Where is the Video na.......huh....I don't think we should call them girlz anymore,....its been how many years now??....

Chibok Ladies .......will do.....

Op don't be like Mr Lai oooo....show us the video first.....
Romance › Re: Why Would A Guy Stare At A Girl He Ignores As He Talks To Someone Else? by oteneaaron(m): 7:30am On Feb 20, 2016
cruzita:
undecided this early morning,your problem don start
No be ur sister in arms??

She is insecured, and an overgrown baby.......

Very soon she go ask us---"Is is right to give a guy a BJ wen having sex?".....
Romance › Re: My Male Neighbor Comes Out From His House The Minute He Sees Me Drive In? by oteneaaron(m): 7:11am On Feb 20, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
go through her topics and you'll understand better



B!tch creates an average of 5 senseless topics daily
As in ehh......make she come naija see how real ladies de hustle and dey carry their self......

Naija gurls maybe annoying, but they aren't dumb.........

Quote me anywhere..... cool
Romance › Re: My Male Neighbor Comes Out From His House The Minute He Sees Me Drive In? by oteneaaron(m): 7:04am On Feb 20, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
yur new here?

I bet you ain't seen nothing yet cheesy
Av been here as long as i can remember.....just dat her threads are quite annoying.....i jus been de avoid am like ojuju.......

Never seen a chick dats always whining....no be say she even fine sef......

Na she d drool after the guy ooo....she come nairaland the yarn trash.......

Overgrown baby....
Romance › Re: You'll Never Believe This Is A Sex Doll And Not A Real Woman by oteneaaron(m): 7:00am On Feb 20, 2016
This shows y'all how much our ladies feel insecured......just because of a doll, our ladies have started fidgeting.......

Oh well,.....if bae or wifey misbehaves,.....na to jus go online order one of these -sex doll, masturbator, any position thingy......

Ladies before y'all pounce on me...

.--na joke ooo grin grin
Romance › Re: My Male Neighbor Comes Out From His House The Minute He Sees Me Drive In? by oteneaaron(m): 6:44am On Feb 20, 2016
Synzu:
No I cnt. But we all know you're a troll and replying you is a fackkin waste of time. smiley
As in ehh..dis chick againhuh??

Last 2 weeks or so it was - "my mum says i'm a devil......"
"I jus bashed my xar war do i do.....?"

Never seen an overgrown.....insecured.....trolling ......biatch as this.........the tin don tire me.......b4 u know now one crazy mod go push am go FP..........

Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Backs Use Of Contraceptive For Women Affected By Zika Virus by oteneaaron(m): 7:53pm On Feb 19, 2016
Its just like I always say.......we have left our thinking for these men of God.....so if the pope hadn't said nothing, women in mexico et al would have kept on giving birth to defect babies affected by the Virus??

Well what can I say??

Every man has a choice...
Politics › Re: When Nnamdi Kanu Was Alive by oteneaaron(m): 6:37pm On Feb 19, 2016
Op.....as much as I dislike the Ipod mentality....you don't have to open every thread for Mr Kanu......you're treating him like a god(in disgust i know)......

Too much of everything is bad.....

Or does the Dilector give you a hard onhuh? shocked shocked
Politics › Re: Check Out This Curvy Female IPOB Soldier (photo) by oteneaaron(m): 6:12pm On Feb 19, 2016
From neck down.....she make sense.....from neck up dats a complete no no....

That rifle ehn.....
Food › Re: 17 Foods From Your Nigerian Childhood You’ll Probably Never See Again by oteneaaron(m): 6:08pm On Feb 19, 2016
I soo ate that coconut biscuit in my primary school days.....wait ooo....i don de old oo.....make i do marry oo...
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys Relax With This Joke by oteneaaron(m): 9:47am On Feb 19, 2016
grin hahahaha very funny.....hahaha can't stop laughing......



Duh cry dat was me been sarcastic......dis joke is as dry as the sahara..
Politics › Re: EFCC Seizes Diezani’s Husband’s Passport by oteneaaron(m): 6:58am On Feb 18, 2016
If u can't get the Wife, go thru the Husband....
Politics › Re: Onyeka Onwenu: "They Worked Against Me As Director-General Because I'm An Igbo" by oteneaaron(m): 6:47am On Feb 18, 2016
Now a new thread for our Ipod youths to masturbate on.......

Look at your leaders.......wailing because of a sack.....if only she knew what ripple effect her nonsense words will cause.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Help And Oppinion!! Is This Artheism? by oteneaaron(m): 5:07pm On Feb 17, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
I said energy is not self existent . Stop being desperate and reread . Energy cannot be created or destroyed .
I appologize....i mis-read......but i still stand by my words......

Lest I forget, what am I desperate about??
Christianity Etc › Re: Help And Oppinion!! Is This Artheism? by oteneaaron(m): 3:12pm On Feb 17, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
The existence of energy utterly flaws your logic because it is not self-existent just as you atheists claim the universe is grin
You jus shot yourself in the foot........if energy is self existent(as you said) , then man was not created , and God is only a creation of your super and evolving mind.....


The truth is a bitter pill to swallow.
Christianity Etc › Re: Help And Oppinion!! Is This Artheism? by oteneaaron(m): 12:45pm On Feb 17, 2016
OP......leave these creationist alone before they start bugging you the "thou shalls and thous shall'nts....."

God is a creation of your intellect......but they will scream and say :"then how did man come about if not because of an intelligent creator?"

Its very simple Logic......if man is too complex to appear out of nothing and must be a product of an intelligent being......

Then that intelligent being must be a product of another intelligent being for complexity is not a product of nothingness.........

I won't say anymore...its fruitless helping them see the world for what it is.....

They'd prefer living their lives hoping to spend an "enternity" in an imaginary Utopia......

Watch as they start calling me a demon........

The tuth is a very bitter pill to swallow.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Am Tired Of Porn, Better Read This Now!!! by oteneaaron(m): 12:24pm On Feb 17, 2016
To be honest.....ur thread is really funny.....

Porn actors die of Ebola.huh?... shocked

The part where u mentioned boys travelling to look for network with simple server.....kai!!...OP na wa for u oo......

But true talk......leave religion aside,

Too much of evrithing is bad.....too much porn gives you the impression that Ladies are meant for sex only....giving rise to more rape and unwanted pregnancies....


But on the other hand, porn is a medical recommendation for some couples who are having problems in their love life....so sometimes its deeper than what you think....

But everone with his/her rules....

To you Porn is a Taboo ....but you watch movies where nudity and sex are portrayed........

Don't be over righteous......remember your remaining four fingers are pointing back at you...you're as guilty as fvck.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Ogun Pastor Turns Bottled-Water To Wine Inside Church (Video) by oteneaaron(m): 11:53am On Feb 17, 2016
Its very embarrassing seeing what people's Dad's and Mum's are doing in that video all in the name of religion.....

I know a lot of Magicians who can do that magic trick both in an opposite and foward procedure.....even changing the color....


Take a look at how that Pastorprenuer was laffing.... in his mind his like-:- "oboy i don hammer oo see as this people de rush to drink this tin oo.....i need to build unversity and buy private jet oo.....in fact na to resurrect dead body next week sunday be that ooo....."

Religion......d opium of the gullible masses.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Ogun Pastor Turns Bottled-Water To Wine Inside Church (Video) by oteneaaron(m): 11:53am On Feb 17, 2016
Its very embarrassing seeing what people's Dad's and Mum's are doing in that video all un the name of religion.....

I know a lot of Magicians who can do that magic trick both in an opposite and foward procedure.....even changing the color....


Take a look at how that Pastorprenuer was laffing.... in his mind his like-:- "oboy i don hammer oo see as this people de rush to drink this tin oo.....i need to build unversity and buy private jet oo.....in fact na to resurrect dead body next week sunday be that ooo....."

Religion......d opium of the gullible masses.....
Politics › Re: Not Again! Buhari About To Travel To 3 Countries This Weekend by oteneaaron(m): 11:23am On Feb 17, 2016
Last2comment:
Why shouldn't he?
Now ur d 1st to comment.....weldone cool

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