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Programming / Re: Practical Steps In Building An Android, Ios, Java App by OTRebirth: 2:31am On Apr 17, 2017
One thing i know for sure is that u will need erlang, c#, GO, SWIFT, fortran, Qbasic and batch languages
Programming / Re: How Much Will It Cost Me To Design a mobile APP In Nigeria by OTRebirth: 6:23pm On Mar 06, 2017
Emmatdayo:
who is seunthoomas
The guy that fvcking replied to your post, i don't want a mention
Romance / Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by OTRebirth: 2:10pm On Mar 06, 2017
midehi2:
pour him hot water, if he no complain, marry him shocked shocked

Lolz. . . Are you planning to get married to a weakling or dumass niccur? Like
Husband: *touches wife a$$ in bed *
Wife: *slaps husband and say * can't you take permission from me before touching my thing anyhow
Husband: Sorry honey *with a dumb smile*
Programming / Re: Game Programmers, Graphic Designers, Sound Editors Needed! by OTRebirth: 11:10am On Mar 06, 2017
Khaynet:


I'm a graphics designer..

My number is on my profile sir
What does a graphix designer do and does a grraphix designer need c++
Programming / Re: A 16 Year Old Nigerian Built A Photo-sharing App... Check It Out! by OTRebirth: 10:57am On Mar 06, 2017
OP, you know when i was just about your age. . . I get freaked easily when i build things mostly websites, then i would include my age and class and say to myself, i am the best (sure it will boost your self esteen) but saying out your age ain't worth it. It might even make people not download your app. My advice to you is to keep learning and keep thinking on how to improve better, because when you think you've known it all, you automatically close doors to new learning

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Programming / Re: How Much Will It Cost Me To Design a mobile APP In Nigeria by OTRebirth: 2:25pm On Mar 04, 2017
Emmatdayo:
d kind app I need, I no go fit just do am. it will require GPS tracking
Bro, its either you just hire seunthoomas and save yourself the stress of getting into the wrong hand... Or, how much will you pay if i can get you the snippet that gets user location accurately then you handle the rest, you seem to know little bout programming.
Programming / Re: How Much Will It Cost Me To Design a mobile APP In Nigeria by OTRebirth: 2:16pm On Mar 04, 2017
okwyee:

And to save him stress, I'll do it for 1k only..
Lol
LMAO, dafuk? just 1k, it took me 1.2k to download android studio so for even hello world project, i wont collect nothing less dan 2k

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Programming / Re: How Much Will It Cost Me To Design a mobile APP In Nigeria by OTRebirth: 2:15pm On Mar 04, 2017
okwyee:
And to save him stress, I'll do it for 1k only.. Lol
Programming / Re: Can You Solve This Tricky Question? by OTRebirth: 3:43am On Mar 04, 2017
jamb20s:
done
LMAO, Broz dey vex oh, eazi!
Programming / Re: How Much Will It Cost Me To Design a mobile APP In Nigeria by OTRebirth: 3:15am On Mar 04, 2017
4dor:


Lmao! WTF are you talking about? Even good wordpress guys charge more than this. You're lost in the sauce bro, you need to wake up. Good Nigerian devs don't take peanuts again.

PS: A younger colleague just last week was took up a job to rework an app for 300k. Improve your skills and stop disgracing the profession!
Sir, i take God beg u, i had little idea that you guys charge that huge. i always thought those amounts were just some kind of stunt. Pardon me, i'm just a child... 300K?? Chai, i just dey suffer for here, God answer my prayers real quick oh

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Programming / Re: How Much Will It Cost Me To Design a mobile APP In Nigeria by OTRebirth: 5:41pm On Mar 03, 2017
Emmatdayo:
$ or naira
Naira please... This is Nigeria
Programming / Re: How Much Will It Cost Me To Design a mobile APP In Nigeria by OTRebirth: 5:29pm On Mar 03, 2017
Emmatdayo:
even for apps like that of uber?
uber? Get enough funds becore you call any dev to create an uber like app, uber is not something kid developer like me can do so u will need big devs and they will likely charge u 80k and above, lets just say 60 or 50k and above if you're lucky
Programming / Re: Ruby World: Ruby Programming Whatsapp Group by OTRebirth: 12:09pm On Mar 03, 2017
Someone please write a syntax on ruby n' rails lemme know what it looks like
Software/Programmer Market / Re: I Need App by OTRebirth: 12:03pm On Mar 03, 2017
MrFemFem:
Good day to you all and Merry Xmas to all
of you, wishing you Many Xmas on Earth
with Long Life, Good Health, Abundant
Wealth, Eternity Happiness and Joy. Again
Merry Christmas To You All. Now Let Me Go
Straight To The Business, I Need
MESSENGER (Chatting) APP thats more
powerful than Watsapp, Telegram, 2go
and Wechat combine together
, i know that
we have intelligent people who can create
this New App thats strong and Powerful
than all those i mentiom above combine
together, please if you know you can build
(create) this app lets me know and you
can drop your contact here or get my
contact on my signature, please i will be
expecting ur response. I need this
Particular MESSENGER (CHATTING) APP.
Thanks.
LMFAO, like that kinda app that its server reboots everyday. Google search "android messanger nairaland", there is an app by a nigerian, check it owt. Ask the guy how he did it, then think again

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Programming / Re: Check Out My Python-kivy Game Hosted On Github... by OTRebirth: 11:50am On Mar 03, 2017
Looks good... try adding 4 - 8 random buttons filled with 1correct color and other wrong colours so users who can't type fast won't feel bad.

I am also creating a standard game, much more standard in ui and functionalities. if you wanna support, kindly call me 08104422662, or mention.

PS: i don't use nairalands pm, its too crapy

Modified: can't beleive i commented on a 2016 july post, my comment ain't worth it!
Programming / Re: How Much Will It Cost Me To Design a mobile APP In Nigeria by OTRebirth: 11:40am On Mar 03, 2017
On behalf of the top developers in the house, you will need to have 80k and above(depending on the functionalities), then the big devs will handle the project for you.

Expect nothing less than 40k to 30k if you have a small budget and you want to hire small devs

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Programming / Re: Nairaland Site Issue by OTRebirth: 11:36am On Mar 03, 2017
Not only you bro! i also can't even follow my own post
Webmasters / Re: I Want To Sell A Facebook Page With 3M Likes! by OTRebirth: 11:31am On Mar 03, 2017
On behalf of all the nigerians who wished to buy this 3million facebook page from this foreigner, , , , i hereby declare that we do not wan't your facebook page filled with people from your country. Go and sell it in your country!

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Webmasters / Re: Opinion: Nairaland Is Overdue For An Upgrade by OTRebirth: 11:20am On Mar 03, 2017
Maybe the owner of nairaland thinks adding aa line of code can ruin everything(performance and bugs)
Webmasters / Re: I Want To Sell A Facebook Page With 3M Likes! by OTRebirth: 11:08am On Mar 03, 2017
Lorean84:


I understand why you say that. I found this forum on Google and I registered. Anyone who is interested in making contact with me will quickly realize that everything is okay. smiley
A guy who has 3million likes on facebook and claims to be the owner, without having any idea of what nairaland is? bro are you related to lie muhammed?
Software/Programmer Market / Re: Need A Co-developer by OTRebirth: 10:44am On Mar 03, 2017
Stanozcom:
Nigerian Coders' Forum.
I'm proud of all of you!

Bioye has just introduced technologies that some of us >>Gulp!<< are unfamiliar with.

Like Wow!


I thought i was the only one who doesn't understand all those terminologies that he mentioned.. funny enough, i can create a standard website with php and javascript only(css and html included). Ion know wicked or wicket and seam but i know ruby n' rails and asp but to me, as long as you are familiar with php and its security, you need little or no asp!! (IMO)
Programming / Re: Building A Kivy Andriod App. I Need Guidance by OTRebirth: 10:25am On Mar 03, 2017
Oops! i use android studio. . . I am also working on a game also to be deployed real soon but most times, my help comes from stackoverflow, the geeks on nairaland won't reply you on time, dem don go work
Programming / Re: Feedback On AI Chatbot (send Money And Pay Bills By Chatting With Kudi) by OTRebirth: 9:36am On Mar 03, 2017
I just used the facebook bot and it was cool, i got nice replies, but i ain't giving a robot my account details for now!
Programming / In-app Purchase: How Accepted Is It In Nigeria? by OTRebirth: 3:44pm On Mar 01, 2017
If you don't know what in-app purchase is, it's a way of using real money to buy items or unlock new levels in a game, it's also a way of converting real money into virtual cash or coin used within the game.

About a nigerian game; monkey post, i got to know that getting soccer boots for players in the game cost 100naira. Pretty high? if your answer is no, then you haven't experienced recession at all(my own opinion).

In-app purchase to me is like a tecnical waste of money, also i hardly find people getting involved in it, no matter how fun the game can or may be.

I wouldn't just conclude that in-app purchase can't work in nigeria, i need to justify my beleif.

So, if you have ever made an in-app purchase before, i'd like to know the game you paid it with and how much you paid.

cc: all game fw3aks

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Programming / Re: WANTED: Mobile APP Developer!! by OTRebirth: 11:02am On Mar 01, 2017
jamb20s:


lol , I am Agbeniga Musefiu Oyebamiji cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nice one bro, I just downloaded that cbt app and it's cool, I am 0luwaTope this is my second account, mean it's been a long time oh, u Don become papa for this game sha.. ....... That SMS snippet I was talking about, actually one hardeewarlee sold it for 700naira and later found out you wrote it. Na wa oh
Phones / Re: Naijawhot: Nigeria No 1 Whot Card Game App With Multiplayer by OTRebirth: 4:30pm On Feb 27, 2017
I have a feeling that the computer has little or no AI artificial intelligence for it to decide on its own based on the cards it has, what i suspect is a 50/50 basis of just submitting any corresponding card that matches with what the human played! Who also noticed that the computer will ask for STAR and it doesn't have that particular star oh, it will end up going to marked. Poorly written AI
Webmasters / Re: Please Help!!.. Content Of <div> Are Crawling Out Of The Div by OTRebirth: 4:22pm On Feb 21, 2017
Are they bot crawlers?
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Ok, i suggest you use 100% in your width instead of 1000px because of mobile response web. IF the text is somehow long, probable an explanation, use height: auto; instead of a fixed height.
On another note, why don't you change that #main to .main and use <div class='main'> instead of that.
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Bro, after you get yourself a gmx bike with that ur website, don't forget a niqqa. Peace
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "Hell Fire Awaits Ambode Over Selective Justice For Pastors" by OTRebirth: 4:07pm On Feb 21, 2017
@lalasticlala, i don't know if its only me that get irritated by anything that has to do with Kemi Olunloyo but please reduce the rate at which you hype her. She doesn't deserve much publicity bcuz she is insane and the last time i checked, mad people roaming the streets don't make front page on nairaland.
Sports / Re: Nwakali Honored As MVP By Netherlands Prince In Presence Of Kanu by OTRebirth: 12:37pm On Feb 21, 2017
Celebrate other people's success, oneday yours too will be celebrated by others. . .

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Sports / Re: Between Alex Iwobi And A Semi Unclad Fan In The Field (photos) by OTRebirth: 12:27pm On Feb 21, 2017
Anytime i think there is nothing new under the sun, someone will just come and do another crazy new thing and Mr lala will just show us the newest mard person in town, OK continu!

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Education / Re: Please Is Der Much Maths In Computer Science by OTRebirth: 1:20pm On Feb 20, 2017
Mathematics is unavoidable bro. . . Set, logic and algebra, probability theory, mathematical method, discrete mathematics, linear algebra e.t.c are the maths i did in 200l alone, while programming language of c++ and visual basic; and all these hardware and software related studies. Infact, 200l 1st semester, we did 4mathematics and just 3computer with all 4maths 3units(core). So buckle up bro, get ready to solve logical mathematics

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