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How can she just assume that the guy didn't call because she didn't flush?
Maybe she no comport herself well before she come kuku spoil everything with the no flushing thing.

Na she fine pass for all the actresses for my eye.
In my next life, na me and her go dey run things.
Congratulations Ruth.

Wetin him congratulations wan do for the life of the new governor?
APC no dey ever gree say Dem lose na! Let him go and explain himself to his vibrating presidential candidate.
Osun people have spoken and that's final.

As if he had any choice left other than to steer clear from intervening in the Osun election because they cheated the man 4yrs ago and if he had attempted that nonsense this time......
Power is from God and he gave it to the people.
Congratulations my Osun family.
Sha remain OBIdient and YUSful.

He whom the gods have destined to kill, the gods will first make such a person mad.
APC keeps shooting themselves on the foot every time they speak.
That's how one of them said Osun people will labour till death and God proved himself supreme.
2023 God will ease our sufferings and send most of them beneath the ground.
As for me and my family, we are very OBIdient and YUSful.

Every Muslim out there is my brother and sister.
I knew u before ur religion, so I have to treat u as a person and not as a Muslim or a Christian.
We have extremist in both religion but love and tolerance is the utmost.

Makeup dey cover alot of things.
That na why I dey always behave myself so that when I close my eye here, I no go open am for hell.
No hide how e dey do u because small thing fit help u and small thing still fit kpai u.
God bless her soul.
Death is inevitable make we take this life easy o!!!

Kill the damn thing and press it stomach weda na that one wey swallow 36million.

Since I grew up, I have never enjoyed anything from the government.
Make Dem Sha just give me the light for 30minutes just to pump water and iron my kids uniform.

I am getting my PVC to vote OBIdiently as a citizen.

Was he banned from entering molue?
Why do we make irrelevant news to trend in this country?
Me that have been entering molue since, how many people have recognized me?

Expired news!!!

[quote author=ObaKlaz post=113689673][color=#550000] [b] [i] My girl can't even make proper Aboki-style noodles.

...But she sabi lash well well sha!
At least she still dey give u joy.

I hope our youths are learning?
These guys are not enemies after all, Dem just dey take us catch cruise.
Whoever emerges doesn't stop God's plan for my life.

My Pova 2 get 7000mah
The phone dey give me joy.

Make this guy no dey stand near water because wetin dey him mind that time still never comot.

I still wonder how humans became this evil.
After killing him, they still went ahead and decapitate him.
What a world!!!

I am aware of his Qualification but we no need am.
The vegetable he packaged and gave us is not done with us yet.
Let him respect his old age and steer clear from contesting.

Something must kill a man.

Na dem way.

Congratulations bro! Welcome to the world of diapers and see u soon at PTA meetings.
Meanwhile, even the snakes are happy with u.

Pls God, help me to make good money so that I will take care of my children. Na one mama born this poor girl, pls keep me alive to train my children myself IJN.

If u marry the son or daughter of the devil, that makes the devil ur father in-law and ur father inlaw can come to ur house with little or no information.
If u know, u know.

So this guy finally overtook me? Well, am still the second richest followed by bros Bill.

Guy! Na vampire roles u suppose the act.
U go still act as wizard last last.

God abeg pick my call, my kids have been begging me to buy bicycle for them and I never still meet up. Poverty is mad.

The best way to avoid temptation is to fall for that which tempts u. By doing so, the devil go kuku rest. But as a good believer, u must flee.

U too dey vex.

you must be a wicked person in life.

what has a bushy hair got to do with intelligence or ability to be taught.

what is the legal reference for a school child's hair and what is the stipulated punishment.

is this different from child abuse .

is it different from jungle justice.

just this week alone, 2 students have died due to punishment from those in authority and you think its cool.

Am a parent, i await any teacher who will do this to either my daughter or son.

why not expel the child if he is not fit to be in the school.

The only teacher that bullied me like this in life still has a mark on him and i bet you it will be there till he dies. keep pushing people until you are no longer alive to tell what led to what.

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Buhari himself will vote for the opposition. He knows he can't win and will not win.

Hahahahahahaha! Am sure is class mates didn't recognize him. Another APC handiwork.

With ur result and NYSC certificate, where are u today?

I tire o!

Serious countries would start searching for solutions but in naija we are searching for our missing President.

The next news would be that Yari has sued EFCC for 1billion naira for deformation. This country is a big joke I swear.