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Family › Re: Where Can I Take My Kids To In Lagos During This Mid Term by Ouchbabe(f): 8:56pm On Oct 23, 2024
ToyosiR:
Hi All,

Please which recreational centre can I take the family kids to for a get-together during midterm.

They've been to Omu resort before.
I heard of Upbeat but don't know if they have enough amenities for children.

Kindly help if you have any idea.
For you to have gone to Omu resort, that means you stay close to my area.
You can take them to a beach that has private swimming pool so that they can swim.
I fit follow una sef if you invite me.
The more the merrier
Politics › Re: Hunger & Hardship: Lagosians Line Up To Collect Bread From An Oyinbo Man (video) by Ouchbabe(f): 11:54pm On Oct 19, 2024
Is this white man looking for a wife?
I'm asking for a friend shocked
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Working Leave by Ouchbabe(f): 11:32pm On Oct 19, 2024
Welcome back sir.
We thank God for journey mercy.
We Nigerians are happy and wish that your life and your generation unborn will be like the current state of the country ......amen
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Falls Asleep At Michigan Event. by Ouchbabe(f): 11:29pm On Oct 19, 2024
No sleep for the wicked so for Trump to be sleeping, he is at peace with his maker.

A sleeping Trump is hundred times better than one president causing hardship for his countrymen as a result of useless policies and reforms
Romance › Re: I Spoke This Into Existence - Yoruba Man Marries Igbo Woman by Ouchbabe(f): 9:29pm On Oct 17, 2024
PDPdestroyer:
A very big fool. I know he must be an Obidïot
Wish them well and move on.
Hatred does not increase your bank account undecided
Romance › Re: I Spoke This Into Existence - Yoruba Man Marries Igbo Woman by Ouchbabe(f): 9:25pm On Oct 17, 2024
May God bless Ayo
May God bless Chioma
They will give birth to their desired number of children and sexes
They will have enough resources to train their children
The spirit of divorce will be far from them
This love that brought them together will not expire
Side chicks will not see Ayo
Side cocks will not see Chioma

Iseeeeeeee!
Science/Technology › Re: See The Huge Snake (python) Caught In The Neighborhood (photos/video) by Ouchbabe(f): 6:07pm On Oct 14, 2024
Glimpsetv:
It's obvious this snake must have been feeding well in the area before today.
If this was your neighborhood, would you be scared to continue living there or just move on like nothing happened?

Share your thoughts in the comments.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x2V7u7FPPE
Fear fear! See how far you are from the snake. Next time give us close range shot. Don't stress my eyes biko.
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani To Hadiza, El-Rufai's Wife: Stop Hanging Around Me, Leave Me Alone by Ouchbabe(f): 10:35pm On Oct 13, 2024
When Bubu was in power.....our suffering gooooos up and now that T- pain(Nigerians and name calling grin) is here our suffering gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

What is happening to power again? when you think that light has improved.......kabuuum darkness comes knocking.
Family › Patience Is A Virtue........see How It Paid Off by Ouchbabe(op): 8:12pm On Oct 10, 2024
One word for this patient dog.....please be nice grin

Business › Is This A Legal Tender In Nigeria? Feedback Needed Urgently by Ouchbabe(op): 11:37pm On Oct 04, 2024
*Is this a legal tender? Will banks accept this surgery?*

*Though born of same father but different mothers... bear same surname but different skin colour!!! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️*

*Over to the Barristers in the house*

Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Write Ups On Innocent People’s Clothes by Ouchbabe(f): 11:10pm On Oct 03, 2024
The last one na exactly the way I dey feel right now. Government don do me wotowoto. All my body dey pain me cool
Family › Re: No Happy Independence Day Message From My Bank And Network by Ouchbabe(f): 11:10pm On Oct 01, 2024
Ab0bii:
This is the first time in my life that I didn't get a happy independence day message from my bank or mobile network. What could be the reason? Seems there is nothing to celebrate afterall and they knows it.



Is this professionalhuh
Yeah I noticed too
Nothing to celebrate aside hunger, pain and suffering
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Made A Big Mistake Tonight, They Will Pay For It - Netanyahu by Ouchbabe(f): 11:08pm On Oct 01, 2024
It's just funny and at the same time heart breaking seeing Iranian children jumping up and rejoicing over the attack on Israel tonight.
See how little children have been exposed to evil of terrorism
Education › Re: Throwback: Dennis Memorial Grammar School Onitsha(DMGS) Class Of 1936 by Ouchbabe(f): 6:05am On Sep 29, 2024
Zaheertyler:
What happened to missionary works?
It was working until Pentecostal church was birthed
Family › Re: I Breastfeed My Husband by Ouchbabe(f): 3:47pm On Sep 15, 2024
I can totally relate from first hand experience grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Funny Teacher Vacancy: Degree 26000 Naira by Ouchbabe(f): 6:24pm On Sep 12, 2024
Biodun556:
cool
cry cry cry
Tale of Nigerian teachers.
Teachings in Nigerian private school is one of the most stressful job you can do. Quote me anywhere
Education › Re: School Fees For Kindergarten(photo) by Ouchbabe(f): 7:31pm On Sep 09, 2024
adamma24:
For an amount like that...the school suppose use its school letter heading in writing this stuff...not plain like that...my 2cent thou...
Oil dey your head.
This is fake
Family › Re: I’m A Joy Giver, He Sent Me N2M – Side Chic Responds After Being Called Out by Ouchbabe(f): 6:13pm On Sep 09, 2024
Did I hear 2M in this Tinubu Nigeria?
Abeg I need a side cock ASAP undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Dumped in KiriKiri Prison! Mysteriously Set Free By The GOD OF CHOSEN . by Ouchbabe(f): 8:17pm On Sep 08, 2024
Congratulations!
When it comes to prison ministry na Abounding Grace Foundation (AGF) carry am for head
Family › Re: “your Money Is For The Entire Family. Your Wife's Money Is For Herself- Obionma by Ouchbabe(f): 7:55pm On Sep 08, 2024
God1000:
“Your Money Is For The Entire Family. Your Wife's Money Is For Herself. She Can Only Share If She Decides To” — Nigerian Doctor, Obianma Onya, Tells Married Men


She wrote: “




Source: oriental times
How I hate to read that women keep their money. The reality is that most women of nowadays are even the bread winners. Most of them have been laden with the responsibility of providing food, and even paying school fees.
Gone are those days when women were Oriaku, they are now Okpataku
Literature › Re: Write a Short Story of about 100 Words by Ouchbabe(f): 10:15am On Sep 07, 2024
As the sun set over the football field, Emily gazed into Alex's warm eyes. They'd grown up together, but it wasn't until senior year that she saw him in a new light. Alex, the star quarterback, had always been charming, but now his smile made her heart skip a beat. During the homecoming game, he caught her eye and winked. After the game, he walked her home, hand in hand. Under the twinkling lights, he confessed his feelings. Emily's heart soared as she smiled, knowing she felt the same. Their first kiss was like a dream come true.
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Politics › Re: Fuel Hike: "Lord Forgive Me For I Have Sinned" - Man Begs For Castigating GEJ by Ouchbabe(f): 1:13am On Sep 04, 2024
Lizzysamuel:
nlfpmod
I used to see this acronym. Please what's the meaning?
No knowledge is a waste
Career › Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Ouchbabe(f): 11:47pm On Sep 03, 2024
erico2k2:
My dear the reality is here, if you go to my profile you will see what I do for living, unlike and uneducated you.I went fru your profile hence I discovered you was crying for N1500,Una go dey abuse people online and You do not realize you have real life personality dont even realize I might know your Boss,you wey make a thread on top N1500 you lost,U dey here dey talk to your father.
No vex father grin
All hail our Nairaland educated rich man
FYI I'm not ashamed of the amount of money I lost. It was my hard earned money.
Career › Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Ouchbabe(f): 8:11pm On Sep 03, 2024
erico2k2:
coming from you who almost called the FBI unto say N1500 got missing from thier account? nahh thats below the belt grin grin grin grin grin grin
Hahahaha you are not serious. See wetin APC do me naa. That money was huge ooo. U know as the country be naa.
Don't mention me again. Go and wash plate, mama will soon come back grin
Politics › Re: We’re Proposing Law To Increase VAT To 10% –presidential Tax C’mtee by Ouchbabe(f): 2:12pm On Sep 03, 2024
madridguy:
When we can hardly buy mere toiletries or even eat conveniently?

Is this madness or wickedness?
Has this account be cloned?
I can't believe you actually wrote this.
So your eyes don clear?
Gwo gwo gwo ngwo grin grin grin
Career › Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Ouchbabe(f): 1:51pm On Sep 03, 2024
erico2k2:
Its way above ur comprehension, leave it at that.
Olodo spotted shocked
Politics › Re: Prepare For Higher Fuel Prices, Oil Marketer - Gilly-Harry Tells Nigerians by Ouchbabe(f): 1:49pm On Sep 03, 2024
MEEVEET:
How's that mu business

Just also know the weaker the naira the higher the price of petrol

Elections indeed have consequences
Not everyone voted for APC but unfortunately calamity has befallen all of us
Career › Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Ouchbabe(f): 11:40am On Sep 03, 2024
erico2k2:
RBAY
What's that?
I don't understand
Politics › Dangote Refinery A Blessing Or A Curse? by Ouchbabe(op): 11:37am On Sep 03, 2024
Before now, Nigerians have lamented the lack of indigenous refineries and attributed the high cost of petrol, diesel and gas to it.


Thankfully, Dangote Refinery came to be. I read that it can only sell to NNPC. That means NNPC is the sole buyer.

And boom, NNPC is selling fuel at over #800.

What is the fate of a common man?
What is the fate of salary earners like teachers(I'm a teacher cry )
What is the fate of SME's?

Where do we go from here?

Despite all the legit side hustles, the bills keep pilling up.

Let God's will be done

Politics › Re: Prepare For Higher Fuel Prices, Oil Marketer - Gilly-Harry Tells Nigerians by Ouchbabe(f): 11:26am On Sep 03, 2024
MEEVEET:
Cost of bringing in petrol is around 1200
Distribution us around 100

So petrol should sale for 1350 to 1400 minimum
And how much is the minimum wage which some states are yet to implement? cry
Career › Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Ouchbabe(f): 11:03am On Sep 03, 2024
erico2k2:
Now you are taking the pyssss grin grin grin grin grin
Werey cool
Career › Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by Ouchbabe(f): 10:55am On Sep 03, 2024
EcoNews:
Will a toilet cleaner be sitting at home every Monday ?!
Will a toilet cleaner be told to go home on time because they are doing ORO? grin

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