₦airaland Forum

shamecurls:
People named Tunde no get sense.

Do research.

98% no dey get sense.

Tunde Idiagbon was the last Tunde with sense.

Thunda fire you there, Lol

A pretty hard read though!

Pojomojo:
What happened in Lagos yesterday is an indication of what’s to come, it has nothing to do with Xenophobia or South Africans but a glimpse of what the middle class should expect from poor Nigerians who are waiting for a reason & an excuse to strike.

These people have constantly strolled into the malls year over year, too poor to shop & no hopes of a better tomorrow, sees other people with chubby looking kids rolling shop carts & loading groceries into their cars. They want these things too.

Engage poor Nigerians ones. You will see that undertone of “In this tough country, these people are living large and buying cars, they are thieves”. The middle class is the closest to Nigeria’s lower class. They will be the first target. This thing is here already. Just recently, I noticed my estate introduced armed mobile police personal to join the current one. The need to have this things is a signal that we have a failed society already. These people will not be able to save us. You’d be surprised they’d join in.

We are sitting on a nuke. Poor Nigerians are angry and they are not that angry at their government. They are angry at you because:
1. You drive a nice car
2. You travel for summer
3. You shop at Shoprite
4. Your kids, chubby.
5. You live in a fine house.

In this economy, how? If you lived through the riots of the mid 90s, you’d understand this is not new. The middle class is always at the receiving end. The people believe Nigerian can never be better, so they want those shiny things you have. At least that would give them some satisfactions.

If Nigeria ever gets a Revolution (which I pray we don’t get). It’s going to be the poor versus the seemingly rich. You don’t have to be rich to be a target. You just have to enjoy what others don’t enjoy. Scary times ahead.

God bless you people. Enjoy your morning(hopefully)





Adewunmi Ogunsanya owns Multichoice Nigeria and the assets belong to him and his associates.
Tayo Amusan owns Palms shopping mall. Shoprite is just a tenant.
A lot of SA companies here are franchises owned by Nigerians.

You’re only hurting Nigerians. Stop the violence.

Ultimate statement my brother

semyman:
The Invictus Obi's saga is disheartening not because another Nigeria yet again has been busted for fraud, it's disheartening because the rippling effect will be enormous.
A lot of Nigerians are going to pay for yet another scandal by a single Nigerian.

Thing is Obinwanne was not just another average Nigerian, he had a CV and portfolio that was envied on even by the international community.

He was looked upon as one of the bright spots to come out of this dark hellish place called Nigeria.

Obinwanne Okeke (Invictus) was one of the supposed few answers to the damning question of can anything good come out of Nigeria?

Featured by Forbes as one of the Forbes 30 under 30.
He's been on BBC, given a Ted Talk, Spoke at London school of Economics Africa Summit.
Has a conglomerate spanning across many African countries dealing on oil, agriculture, infrastructure, solar energy etc.
Had a lot of International awards celebrating his achievements

With this sort of portfolio and at 32yrs, he was seen as this bright spark coming out from a country that has more trends for despicable things than amiable ones.

Only to find out that beneath all this facade was a fraudster. A serial one.

An international corporate yahoo boy with suits and a great CV to match.
Estimated to have stolen $20-$22million from US companies from 2011 till date.

There was always that gaping hole in his story about his start up capital that gave an itch of not adding up.
But then we gave benefit of the doubt as we usually do even to our own collective detriment in a bid not to come across as a hater.

He fooled a lot of people and that for a long time. Make no mistake about it, he's going to pay for his crimes. But he isn't my concern.

You can't help but feel for other innocent Nigerians that are going to pay for the crimes of Obinwanne too.

Obinwanne would be in his prison scrub for a long time serving his time.

While other Nigerian out there will be getting Visa denied even after meeting and surpassing all the requirements.

Other Nigerians would have to work twice as hard to earn a modicum of trust and respect within the international community.

International organizations are going to pull out of deals the moment they become aware a Nigerian is part of the deal.

International airports will be a lot more hostile than they already are the moment they see you with that almost worthless green passport.

More companies will start declining cards coming from this part of the world.

Nobody wins here, not you, not me.

Imagine one of the few people who had earned the trust and admiration of the international community being busted for fraud.
What is your fate being an average John Doe or Jane Doe?

While Obinwanne is going to pay for his crimes inside the walls of a correctional facility.

You are going to pay for his crimes in embassy halls, airports, business meetings, immigration offices etc.

It will be no fault of yours, you would probably have all the requirements but still would be treated as an infidel.

When one of your supposed brightest minds has been busted as a fraud.

What are your chances?

Nobody won here.

We all lost.

~Prince Uzor Onyemaobi

I wish there was a sticky post feature here. This should be syndicated elsewhere - unbridled truth.

In a loosely related situation, I'm already prepping action against Kwikcash for accessing my phone records without permission, hacking!

Egbesu1:
New form of thanksgiving. The guy is celebrating his Thanksgiving after surviving the operations. Some the do thanks giving with chicken, other na goat, alpha own na ram , Almighty tekno na girls. Is alright

Exactly my sentiments.

Not that I'm perfect but this is overboard, no pun intended.

After another chance at 'life', the next thing - return to status quo without recourse, without remorse.

This comment may sound unscriptural and all but it's absolutely valid!

lalaboi:
https://www.facebook.com/sagehasson

You're better off asking him

Bro, true but you make it sound somehow. Why na?

Sage sef nor get am again!

Mr2019:
God bless you. Please check ur email :-)

Seen! Responded too. Cheers!

Gisters:
GistMore.com

Two plus-sized couple are on the verge of walking down the aisle as they release there pre-wedding photoshoot.


See more photos; http://gistmore.com/pre-wedding-photos-of-2-plus-sized-couple

"...A Plus -Sized Couple" should be sufficient; no need for 2.

Great post.

Are you a storyboard artist?

I need a storyboard, just one board. It's for a still photograph shoot and not a television commercial.

Mail richgamutonline@gmail.com with 2 samples only if you can deliver a simple design in 12 hours. Leave your contact, call or Whatsapp.

I don't know how my first response is suddenly invisible, but please check email. Permission was granted.

Thanks for the emails thus far, irrespective of the needless interruption by an interloper...

Please show before and after editions (as did a recent good submission) for easier identification of the work done...

One is particularly on the lookout for great attention to lighting detail and of course, seamless placement of a subject into a new image context and so on.

Your ability to at least demo your work's potential final results on a shoot set is also important please.

Thanks for the emails thus far.

Please show before and after editions (as did a recent good submission) for easier identification of the work done...

One is particularly on the lookout for great attention to lighting detail and of course, seamless placement of a subject into a new image context and so on.

Your ability to at least demo your work's potential final results on a shoot set is also important please.

I WILL BE DRUNK OR IN A COMA TO HIRE A GRAPHIC ARTIST OF YOUR MEDIOCRE NATURE. HAVE JUST LOOKED THROUGH YOUR WORKS, DRAB!!!

YOU ARE NOT UP TO THE LEVEL OF GRAPHICS ARTISTES I WORK WITH. I HAVE ALREADY SENT YOU A TEXT OF NAMES (I WANT TO KEEP ANONYMOUS UNLESS THEY DON'T MIND) OF NLDERS I HAVE WORKED WITH AND STILL DO.

NOW, EITHER DO THE NEEDFUL AFTER YOU MUST HAVE DISCOVERED YOUR FOLLY OR I WILL FIND YOU. TRUST THAT. I'M NOT YOUR WALK OVER LOW-LIFER.

WAITING... AND YOU ARE NOT PICKING.

essenceplus:
The dude called me up now and sent me threat SMS saying he's going to sue me. I await him in court to show screenshots and works I did which he's yet to pay. I played the bigger boy and didn't contact him but dude seemed to have forgotten he hired someone to do a job and hasn't paid till now. I won't take his calls offline though he keeps calling. Well discuss it here


I won't do a job without 60% upfront anymore

I did 15 logo designs for a client who gave ambiguous request. After 12-15hours after hiring me the request changed,to compensate for my loss of time and energy I raised the fee cause they demanded what was ten times more complex and after I've done 15 designs. They refused paying the additional I was threatened with efcc despite my good works and pure heart o.


So my advice guys collect advance fee first

PLEASE PASTE ALL SO CALLED EVIDENCES HERE NOW!!!

I JUST CALLED THIS STUPID ESSENEPLUS WHOM I DON'T KNOW FROM NOWHERE AND DO NOT OWE. HE DROPPED ON ME... I HAVE THE CALL RECORDED AND TEXT CAN BE SCREENSHOT.

I WILL HAVE HIM ARRESTED FOR DEFAMATION UNLESS HE DOES APOLOGIZE HEREIN AND STATE IT WAS A MISTAKE.

PLEASE ANY NLDER THAT HAS WORKED WITH OVERBOARD, COME HERE AND ATTEST TO MY PROMPT PAYMENT AND PROFESSIONALISM.

MY LAWYER IS ITCHING FOR WORK ABEG.

As in, can you manipulate images so good, a second and third look at your work will not reveal any manipulations i.e. the way Adekunle Gold superimposes himself on other popular images?

Ok... send no more than 3 of you best work to richgamutonline@gmail.com with your contact details for one-off job. Only the shortlisted will be reached out to.

Thanks.

Goodypc:
I'm in abuja. .. can i still apply?

Please give it a try

As in, can you manipulate images so good, a second and third look at your work will not reveal any manipulations i.e. the way Adekunle Gold superimposes himself on other popular images?

Ok... send no more than 3 of you best work to richgamutonline@gmail.com with your contact details for one-off job. Only the shortlisted will be reached out to.

Thanks.

Apologies I'm just reverting on this on NL.

The task was executed by a fellow NLder and successfully too.

Thanks everyone!

Absolutely unnecessary statement the extracted...

Are you one?
Do you know how to work with tables and format especially MS Word docs for proper presentation?
Do you stay in the Mainland in Lagos?
Do you have like a laptop to work with as well?
Are you ready to earn N4000 for one day's (6 hours max) work?

Chat me via WhatsApp on my signature anytime from 8 am, male or female.

Thanks.

ChelseaDotCom:
Hi guys, Please, a Female Voice Over Artist is needed very urgently.
She must be resident in Lagos and has a good voice and foreign accent with good command of English Language.
She must be resident in Mainland, Lagos.


Qualified person should send a mail containing Name and Phone Number to muyizcybernet@yahoo.com.

Deadline: 25-05-2019

Foreign or good accent that translates well across board.

IvarTheBoneless:


I remember being stuck in one...on a mission in Tokyo.

I was a secret agent trailing Izichiro Kagawa.

He was a traitor selling nuclear secrets to the Chinese.

Why the top echelon of Japanese Intelligence unintelligently chose a Black assassin is a story for another day...

He ran towards the nearest cabinet close to these giant ass fridge. He was going for the alarm!


The moment i sneaked into the basement of the Hiroshima Memorial Military Laboratories (HMML) i felt a sense of foreboding.


Just how do i cross 500meters of a heavily guarded lab ? Kagawa's office was straight ahead. No turns.

My make-up was already failing... i was sweating heavily despite the ACs.

Imagine how foundation runs down the faces of these our slayqueens.

I kept my face-cap down and muttered in Yoruba at every single greeting. All you had to do was add "chiwa" and " orensoshi" to the end of each word.

400 m.......250m................70m.........10m.

I was making up my mind to use the garotte. He deserved a painful but noiseless death.


He was seated backing the door and alone.... showtime!

He was turning when our eyes met in the mirrors.

I was a terrible sight! I saw a nasty demon staring back at me.

Black showing in big patches under the white make-up. Reverse vitiligo just like Michael Jackson!

I cut off his route of escape halfway to the alarm, and then....

He slammed the release of the fridge and pushed me inside!

Luckily i grabbed him by the neck as we both fell inside the fridge. The latch closed automatically sealing us in! WTF!

First thing i noticed, my balls were freezing.... next my blood was turning to ice in my veins.....

I knew i had to postpone killing him. I needed his body warm for as long as possible.

We both hugged each other....killer and would-be victim for warmth.....

To be continued!

Fvck! I am late for office, AGAIN!

Uber imaginative!

Please reach me via the Whatsapp no. in my signature. Thanks.

Please reach me via the Whatsapp no. in my signature. Thanks.

Ugosample:
wow

Nigeria has sunk that low

Oh, it has sunk even lower. More of a lost cause IMHO.