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Na wah ooo. Topic sef no come get traction again — na grammar we dey talk

Terrible reportage. So what did he do to warrant this? It’s not in the article. Na wah.

Cherrybae:
See what poverty and illiterate is cursing.

Both of them are illitracys, after they will be tolding us that education is a scam.

I like what funke does to Toyin. If is me, I will does the same thing

Please confirm if this is sarcasm cause if not, odiegwu.

A whole Opral Benson missing? When no be war situaa. Strange!

There is an opening for a skilled and experienced BTL (Below-the-Line) personnel with hands-on experience in activations, field marketing, and brand engagement at an FMCG.

Requirements:
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Age: 24–35 years.

Good communication and coordination skills.

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There is an opportunity for a Digital Ads Specialist at an FMCG in Lagos.

If you have up to 3 years working experience working digital ads using Google Ads and Analytics and also programmatic ads, please send you CV to:

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Thank you

Me last daughter was as a result of this fake thing — and still glory be to God!!!

True story.

Saka's porting ad hit me different last year and I ported to MTN sharparly; best decision ever!

If you have 2-5 years working experience as a top salesman/woman or marketer in the hot chocolate category i.e. Milo, Bournvita etc. and are interested in offering your expertise for a new product, please send your CVs to: richgamutonline@gmail.com.

LordGoldenswap:
slide in my dm bro… lemme guide you bro. I sell Usdt or I can teach you where to buy from

It’s not to buy USDT only o. It’s to ensure my dorm can be credited so I transfer to my card

TheExchanger:
Go to your bank on Monday bro
That's the easiest way, or buy USDT or USDC

How can I buy USDT, and will it be able to be transferred to my GT Dorm? Monday is too far.

Bintabisiriyu2:
Go mek dem scam you, nairaland resemble bureau de change ba, why not contact your bank or better still google how to do it yourself.

OK. Full disclosure. My family is abroad and she needs to get groceries. She has my card details and often times when she’s hung up like that, she just uses the details to order online…

I’ve checked and all I’m seeing are Geepay etc. which can’t credit my GT Dorm. I’ve asked my BdC guys and only Access Bank acct is available and it can’t transfer to GT Dorm.

I’m not having a good holiday because of this… I’m sad and desperate.

Please is there anyone that I can send NGN to and that can fund my GT Dorm $50-$100 urgently? I have a need to do some online payment and I forgot to find my dorm before the holidays.

Do let me know. Of course I will put a little extra over the going Aboki rate.

Thanks

Antoeni:
If you save ₦20 everyday, it will be

₦20 × 7 = ₦140 per week

₦140 × 30 = ₦4,200 per month.

₦4,200 × 365= ₦1,533,000 per year.

I care about you. Be wise and start saving now, 20 naira means a lot. Don’t sleep on it.

Oshey Mathematician... but e nor compute ooo. We don't have 365 monts per year but 365 days.

The vitriol from tribalistic mofos from all tribes makes every topic hard to enjoy. So sad.

@Paystack

Stop it. That’s too judgmental. You never know where the real next big thing will come from irrespective of promoter or even whatever bad experience you may have had.

I knew the Intercontinental Bank brouhaha would pop up.

Did Erastus really mismanage that bank though? I heard it had a clean bill of heath o… but what do I know.

RIP Wigwe and co.

Cooolme:
Greetings everyone, I've been driving for over a year now and I've noticed we don't know how to use headlights in this country even my friend that visited from the US complained same thing.
I don't know if it's selfishness or what but how will someone be on very high beam even when opposite an incoming vehicle, I almost entered a ditch because an SUV beamed on my small Corolla to the point I couldn't even see properly, are there rules set for all these in this country?
God's willing if I don't leave this country within the next 2 years I'm getting a bigger vehicle and I will purposely install massive led lights I will be counter beaming people till they notice their mistake.

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So true.

You are supposed to be sensitive and empathetic to others when driving. Use full lights only when necessary for better vision or as a tool to warn others to sim theirs if the full lights are not necessary…

I actually have a friend who, as a habit, would park and leave his lights on which potentially blinds an oncoming stationery vehicle. If for any reason you wish to have your parked vehicle visible for some reason, use parking lights and if you feel your parking is potentially hazardous, use your hazard lights

BoldBrainz:
Do I look to you like the kinda fellow who's too vacuous to know the conceptual differences between career Diplomats and Ambassadors?

Apparently, you're the only one who's familiar with him but doesn't know that from the moment Mfawa Abam became the Head of Chancery, Embassy of Nigeria, Tel Aviv, Israel in 2003, he was practically considered the engine room of Nigeria's relations with Israel, in the corridors of Aso rock. The Ambassador in that case, only functioned as a figure head while enjoying the attendant privileges. It became the tradition for every other Nigerian Embassy he superitended in all other foreign countries, until he was subsequently named an Ambassador in December 2021.

As far as everyone in Aso rock is concerned, Mfawa has been playing Ambassadorial roles since 2003, and he himself has jocularly boasted about it on a few occasions in the past. So me even insinuating that he has been an Ambassador for 10years, is an understatement in all honesty.

Oh,ok. Head of Chancery is exclusive reserve for career diplomats. Ehn, no vex for him na... he is not supposed to be a politician (or at least, they should be apolitical), so your expectations may be too much for a diplomat. Just saying sha.

Shikena:
My people! 90 likes for what?

The mentioned named, Mfawa Abam, is a career diplomat not a political appointee. He is actually the same foreign service batch as Kunle Adeleke, Tinubu's chief of protocol. He did not occupy any ambassadorial position for 10 years, so that's a big lie. This is just the comment of someone ignorant of the professional trajectory of career diplomats.

The guy will go back to Abuja as all Nigerian diplomats do after few years at a foreign mission. This is an expected and known development that comes as no shock to any diplomat, especially with an exchange of baton at Aso Rock

@Shikena, thanks for this clarity. Your head dey dere.

OK. To the guy angry at his uncle, calm down.

Ideally, I feel a country should field no less than 80% career ambassadors as they possess the rudimentary training for such sensitive positions. And they are not politicians but civil servants so the idea that they should act like the regular senator etc is something I think is misplaced.

Politicians have severely put a dent on the diplomatic service because as every government comes in, they use it as one of the key areas to satisfy political constituencies and what do they do, chug in untrained scallywags that lack the knowledge, experience and poise of a true diplomat. This has eroded this extremely noble profession. Just because some politicians hold the red passport don't mean they are the same with diplomats. Personally, I think lawmakers should not hold the diplomatic passport. I'm not sure if they do but I think I think I heard so.

To the guy angry at his uncle, please note, I am not calling your uncle a bunkum o, but if he is a non-career diplomat that has enjoyed favour within the corridors of power and that made him a serial ambassador, I am OK with you pulling his heads off even though he really does not owe you anything.

Next thing, they get there and behave like it is a ministry or governmental parastatal. The business of diplomacy vastly differs to the manner the regular inefficient government offices operate. Little wonder our embassies have become and quite sadly too, an extension of Nigeria's decadence.

oluwafreshkid:
The crown on his head is my concern.

Metallic crown with a crucifix on it isn't traditional.
Don't over modernise traditional representation and institutions

Chai, you're right o... I just saw it

ugotuf:
Very good for the eyes, night reading and battery. Only let the shading of quoted texts be different and well contrasted.

Yeah I know many hate it so majority should be heard. However, they should make this an option for other like me.

Very interesting discourse on here.

Unilever discontinuing those brands is more likely a decision to focus on more profitable products as Omo and Lux most especially have obviously lost market share due to stiff competition. The products are not close to top of mind as before.

To dilute a brand either through quality reduction or lowering the price point would make no sense to some establishments but rather, discontinue and focus/consolidate efforts on the more viable options.

No biggie here as this is a norm in such situations. If a relaunch or repackaging would salvage those brands, some metrics and research would have prompted Unilever to take that route.

However, the concern is the trend is often an indicator of a bad economic policies and an unfavorable business environment… In economies where purchasing power dwindle as ours, brand loyalty can easily give way to what the pocket is saying. I personally ‘stopped’ low on a number of brands I use just to keep head above water. From real sausage to chicken franks; from Heineken to Trophy; from Nescafé Gold Blend to Classic and now to another lower rated brand…

The emergence of competitors that seem to stifle legacy brands is not always a bad thing. Sometimes, it’s a mixture of growing demands being fulfilled by newer players and untapped opportunities actively taken up… Remember, Nigeria has a large (‘middle class’) population and this alone is an attraction for FMCGs.

I saw some comment on backward integration.

Yes, as much as many multinationals would rather give more monetary advantage to their home countries, if competitors are able to maximize profits sourcing locally, no one will tell them to do same.

However, there’s a caveat to the immediate above: often times backward integration isn’t as easy as it sounds.

I am privy to the fact that a number of critical raw materials available or source-able here don’t (yet) meet standards to which certain brand requirements dictate. Some attempts at creating local production of key raw materials have been futile.

So FMCGs opt to continue importation of such to keep the quality aflame. My desire is that there is greater commitment to R& so that much of what is required by these entities is sourced here and the resultant effect is less use of FX to acquire materials at increasingly expensive costs and have more jobs through these efforts.

@buygala, Easy ooo. The quoted below is too harsh na. Biko.

“How can Linda, being a mother herself, albeit an unfortunate and useless one, be so callous?”
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Truth is, she may or may not seek consent to produce the story. It depends if it is an adaptation where the characters may bear semblance in name and likeness and the storyline reminiscent of the happening…

However, I think it is only fair to consult with the families especially as this is a deeply traumatic event. For instance, my wife wept for days when this thing happened, no joke. She had to stay off social media to recover.

What it would take would be some nominal honorarium not to buy their conscience but an appeasement of sort to tell their children’s story and somewhat seek their blessing. She could also obtain a release to use their real names etc…

Strictly speaking, it isn’t a must but she ought to have, if you get what I mean. It would have only eased everything.

To @jeromestarks

What you claim you’ll do is for a weak man.

Hustle up and resolve to bring a ‘better’ man by revenging with success.

PS
First love is a scam often times.

kingmsookwagh:
This one's face is like somebody that will come and Tiff money..

Nope, she is a straight arrow!

Simple slight of tongue ooo. People wey dey get brain freeze nko a la BATista & coy? I'm not even saying I'm OBIdient but c'mon!

Where is the weight?