Hmmm, since the days of Pascal Bafyau__________________ (10 marks)

Someone please complete the above.

We are fxxxkednjn dis contra o. Why all the noise? I nearly fell from the shouting. Shior. Go ahead. Abuse me.

A prank right?

Evidence he orchestrated the Skiibii dying "prank".

He died after multiple gunshot injuries and [/b]machete wounds sustained during gun battle[b] with Policemen.

Police dey use machete fight ni?

mabeni:
Some days ago i posted on how i was duped in Alaba international market. That's the link if you missed it.

https://www.nairaland.com/6089539/how-defrauded-alaba-international-market/14#93531357


Thanks to @ikakahu and everyone who contributed in helping me to call Mr Ben in regards to the issue. Mr Ben called me last night that he's been receiving series of calls from different people as per the issue and asked me to come for settlement. I went this morning and we amicably resolved it.

I added 10k to my initial payment of 25k then my complete set of home theater was given to me.

Once again, thank you all including the moderator who pushed my post the front page.
Moderators, please, take
https://www.nairaland.com/6089539/how-defrauded-alaba-international-market/14#93531357 down.

Nice to know and I thank all NLders (on OPs behalf) that took it upon themselves to do this noble act.

ArewaOduduwaBia:

Will u pay 1million per disk?

LOL

PUSSYHOE:
Every guy feels this exciting, joy and enthusiasm before sex but immediately after, it is the opposite of all the feelings before it.

I ain't concluding, it may not be so for other guys. Even so Can someone explain why some of us few like that? Even with the girls I love wholeheartedly I still feel like that with them. is it a biological, psychological or emotional problem? and what is the remedy?

Not in the context not marriage sir.

adekanmbi1986:
How do I go about this?

What precisely sir?

Are you a highly skilled graphics designer with experience in branding, social media creatives etc?

Are you willing to work full time (no remote work) for a good salary, half day Saturdays inclusive?

Please send your CV and evidence of your work to jobs.cal01@gmail.com

Babysnow1:
Really..it smell like gnld

Hell no!

GNLD et al. don't organize FGD as they have a products in place already. This is purely market research for a new brand - no strings attached. The financial inducement is purely to ensure active participation so that clear insight may be deduced from such FGD.

This is ongoing at the moment.

Another likely coming up soon if there is need to have wider opinion sampling. THat will be known when the data and all is analysed from this.

Thanks.

Are you a graduate or at least with a Diploma in any discipline?

Can you speak excellent English with good diction and at least another Nigerian language fluently?

Can you use Microsoft Word? Can you respond to company inquiries professionally?

Do you stay in Mainland Lagos?

Please send your CV to:

jobs.cal01@gmail.com

If picked, work starts immediately.

Focus Group Discussion: A One Hour Breakfast Meeting

Do you live in Surulere Lagos or environs, can offer one hour of your time on Monday 24, August (10 am to 11 am) and don’t mind to take part in a Focus Group Discussion (for a proposed new pharmaceutical product).

It will last 30 minutes & comes with complimentary breakfast (or N2,000 compensation, whichever you choose).

Please send your name, tribe, sex, occupation and simply add: “I would like to take part in the Focus Group Discussion”.

It will take place in Surulere, Lagos at a public place (an eatery) details which will be sent to you.

You will be required to sign a Non Disclosure Agreement.

Send to zero-818 zero-1-two 644-four on WhatsApp.

Please note:
Selection of 5 people only is purely is based on best possible spread/mix of gender, tribe, educational background... for the most inclusive discussion.

Reach the number at any time tonight or by 9 am, 24 August, 2020.

Thank you.

ALEX182:
So I have this American patient who I recently came across. He's a fat dude who is like in his late 40s but has a very jolly and likeable character. I introduced myself and we got talking afterwards.

After a while of chitchat, he asked me where I was from. I told him to take a guess and he said said, you sound like you're Nigerian. I told him (regrettably) that I was Nigerian. He started smiling and told me that he had a Nigerian girlfriend and that we both had similar accents.

He then started telling me recent occurrences that had befallen his girlfriend in Nigeria. He said the lastest story was that she was in Abuja and as she was on her way to the airport in a taxi, the taxi had an accident and she was seriously injured and had to be rushed to the hospital. He said that the hospital demanded money before treatment started and he had to hustle about $4000 and send to her in order for treatment to start.

He said that after a week of her being in the hospital, they wanted to discharge her despite her still being in pain. Because she had exhausted all the $4000 on treatment, he said the hospital had threatened to discharge her on the streets and he was trying to borrow more money to see if he could send it to her so they could continue with her treatments.

He furthermore told me that the girlfriend said that she was a Nigerian American citizen who was currently stuck in Nigeria due to her passport having expired and also due to Covid lockdown at airports in Nigeria. He said she had asked him for $300 to renew her US passport from American embassy in Nigeria.

Another thing that he told me was that just before covid struck, there was a similar pandemic which happened in Nigeria early this year and that his girlfriend had contracted the disease and he had to send her $2000 for treatment. Right now he said he's broke but is waiting for like $2000 disability check from the US government next week which he will send to her as soon as the money clears.

As he was telling me this tale, I was so angry with Nigerians and how they take advantage of people in love to scam them. I wanted to swear for the scammers


I'm at a dilemma here. Do I tell him that he's being scammed by Nigerians or do I continue to be professional and just ignore it. Because I don't want him to think I'm involved with it because these oyinbo people can turn everything on your head and accuse you that is your people in conjunction with you that are scamming him. They are that crazy.

The good part of me wants to help him but I'm hesitant that it may turn out bad for me. Please matured responses.

Please tell him now.

Did so today to a perpetual victim who always falls prey to Facebook scammers..

Offer:
A food manufacturing company requires an experienced copy writer for full time employment.

Location:
Surulere, Lagos.

Job description:
The individual will be tasked with writing copy for several brand platform with a support team of creatives (digital manager and designer) on projects executions for the digital domain (social media channels and website), assist in developing creative strategies for deployment across the digital space.

Requirements:
A graduate with HND/BSC in any field but with at the least, 2 years work experience (freelance or paid employment) in digital media, advertising, marketing or related field.
Good communication and presentation skills with proper command of the English Language.
Must have a creative mind and strong ability to write highly engaging copy for digital and traditional media.
Must exhibit excellent attention to detail, and work delivery must be with finesse.
Candidate must have fair proficiency in the use of Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint.

Method of application:
Send an email with your CV (ensuring core competencies are outlined) to jobs.cal01@gmail.com
If available, do provide proof of published works and spec work.
Make "Position Title - Full Name" as subject of your email.

NB: Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted for interview.

Deadline: August 3, 2020

Hello potentials,

For those that do have proof of their work, please reply your email submission with such proofs.

For those that have done that, there isn't the need.

Thank you.

Hades2016:
brother Avicii is not a musician.. He’s a DJ that features musicians

Bro, Avicii (of blessed memory) merits a musician tag just as any in the list, even more than some.

Yes, he is was a DJ but more importantly, was an
Immensely skilled producer.

Ditto David Guetta.

Digital Media Manager at an FMCG

A food manufacturing company requires a Digital Media Manager for full time employment.

Location:
Surulere, Lagos.

Job description:
The individual will be tasked with co-managing a support team of creatives (designers and copywriters) on projects executions for the digital domain (social media channels and website), curating creative strategies for deployment across the digital space, analyzing and generating reports on user experience and engagement, planning future strategies, reporting on current strategies, and leading effective digital marketing strategies within budget.

Requirements:
A graduate with HND/BSC in any field but with at the least, 2 years work experience in digital media, advertising, marketing or related field.
Good communication and presentation skills with proper command of the English Language.
Must have a creative mind and strong ability to curate creative designs and copy writing.
Must exhibit excellent attention to detail, and work delivery must be with finesse.
Candidate must have fair proficiency in the use of Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint and basic knowledge of design software is an advantage.

Method of application:
Send an email with your CV (ensuring core competencies are outlined) to jobs.cal01@gmail.com
Make "Position Title - Full Name" as subject of your email.

NB: Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted for interview.

Deadline: July 31, 2020.

WhatsApp: zero-eight-1-eight-0-one-2-six-4-four-4

*individual may be seen (Lagos)
*evidence may be presented
*currently manages advertising for a brand

NB
*experienced and tested
*can develop a creative strategy and creative that will engage you target, if required
*targets your core audience for excellent delivery - no ad buy wastage
*can manage ORM (online brand reputation) if need be

Cheers.

King of Photoshop ko, Prince of Image Market ni.

The man is not doing PS for realism. Let’s not start to give unnecessary titles that have the ability to make his work unappreciated.

His style - or perhaps limit - is to do PS that is kinda obvious save for Rema The Barber. Nonetheless, he is creative.

Are you a researcher or someone that can conduct insight-delivering research for a marketing & sales team with some form of verifiable experience?

Are you between the ages of 20 and 30, female and want to work with an FMCG on the Mainland?

Send a mail to richgamutonline@gmail.com

Ensure your WhatsApp number is included.

Time sensitive.

Please only one person has submitted portfolio - I'd like to make it fair by having a least 3 options but if only one is available, then that person is considered unless he or she does not agree with conditions (not stated herein).

Thanks.

Tommydc23:
Sent a mail to you already, you can also get to me through WhatsApp +2348143577803

Ok

amechi213:
Good day,

The heading of this post may have seemed arrogant, or cocky, for that I apologise.

However, I am extremely confident in my abilities and every single client I've written for can attest to my skill, on-time delivery and over all qualities as a writer.

I have over 10 years experience creating written content, which includes in-depth, easy-to-read product reviews, informative articles (finance, health etc), e-books in several niches (romance, thriller, sci-fi etc), entertainment related blog posts and so much more.

I have a very creative mind and I do not only give my clients what they want, I also give it to them on time. Every job I deliver is ready for publishing, no need for extra edits or spell-checks. They are perfect!

I handle small and large projects and I work very well under pressure.

Enough of the bragging, kindly contact me on 08033422206 (WhatsApp) and I'll send you a sample of my previous work on request.

Looking forward to helping you make your next writing project a success.

God bless!

No need for @bolded - attention was grabbed.

Cheers!

Hello,

Graphics Designer with Ability to Create Content for Social Media Needed for Hire

Send email to richgamutonline@gmail.com with portfolio and contact

Cheers.

Me wey neva ssee light since Sunday

Through music

deff2:
Propaganda everywhere.. When I saw that the previous government executed hundreds of kilometers roads on its first year, I had to reading

Well, he actually said “first years” but if it’s only 33 km in the first year, that may be solid indication of the threshold, a bad one.

$40m ke? Impossicant, and let's leave it at that!

Dem for just leave this guy na, at least for the CBD oil which I buy for N25k, lol. That’s just 500mg o.

And no, it’s not for one to get high. It’s a treatment

But dem for just ask for license sha.

Reference:
Sins of decades past still hauting us. When will Nigeria make a clean break and change course for the better. You can imagine a member of Jimmy Carter's administration still hanging around the Oval Office.

That is what it is. A Minister in the 80's is COS in 2020. Just wierd. When this man was in the UN, Margaret Thatcher was the British PM to put it into context. I was busy assemblying a formidable collection of comic books and stamping kalkitos round the house....my goodness.

Utterly true though