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Do you have like a laptop to work with as well?
Are you ready to earn N4000 for one day's (6 hours max) work?

Chat me via WhatsApp on my signature anytime from 8 am, male or female.

Thanks.

ChelseaDotCom:
Hi guys, Please, a Female Voice Over Artist is needed very urgently.
She must be resident in Lagos and has a good voice and foreign accent with good command of English Language.
She must be resident in Mainland, Lagos.


Qualified person should send a mail containing Name and Phone Number to muyizcybernet@yahoo.com.

Deadline: 25-05-2019

Foreign or good accent that translates well across board.

IvarTheBoneless:


I remember being stuck in one...on a mission in Tokyo.

I was a secret agent trailing Izichiro Kagawa.

He was a traitor selling nuclear secrets to the Chinese.

Why the top echelon of Japanese Intelligence unintelligently chose a Black assassin is a story for another day...

He ran towards the nearest cabinet close to these giant ass fridge. He was going for the alarm!


The moment i sneaked into the basement of the Hiroshima Memorial Military Laboratories (HMML) i felt a sense of foreboding.


Just how do i cross 500meters of a heavily guarded lab ? Kagawa's office was straight ahead. No turns.

My make-up was already failing... i was sweating heavily despite the ACs.

Imagine how foundation runs down the faces of these our slayqueens.

I kept my face-cap down and muttered in Yoruba at every single greeting. All you had to do was add "chiwa" and " orensoshi" to the end of each word.

400 m.......250m................70m.........10m.

I was making up my mind to use the garotte. He deserved a painful but noiseless death.


He was seated backing the door and alone.... showtime!

He was turning when our eyes met in the mirrors.

I was a terrible sight! I saw a nasty demon staring back at me.

Black showing in big patches under the white make-up. Reverse vitiligo just like Michael Jackson!

I cut off his route of escape halfway to the alarm, and then....

He slammed the release of the fridge and pushed me inside!

Luckily i grabbed him by the neck as we both fell inside the fridge. The latch closed automatically sealing us in! WTF!

First thing i noticed, my balls were freezing.... next my blood was turning to ice in my veins.....

I knew i had to postpone killing him. I needed his body warm for as long as possible.

We both hugged each other....killer and would-be victim for warmth.....

To be continued!

Fvck! I am late for office, AGAIN!

Uber imaginative!

Please reach me via the Whatsapp no. in my signature. Thanks.

Please reach me via the Whatsapp no. in my signature. Thanks.

Ugosample:
wow

Nigeria has sunk that low

Oh, it has sunk even lower. More of a lost cause IMHO.

soberdrunk:
When we tell them Dangote is not a "seasoned" entrepreneur, they will say it's "bad belle", "jealousy", they will say "what do you have", "are you rich" but isn't it becoming very obvious that all the sectors of of his business where he doesn't have "government induced monopolistic power" keeps packing up. First it was juice, then noodles, now flour......

Lol, plus the brand extension nor dey help matters - that sounds like poo talk when you even present the faintest whiff of single product positioning.

I envisaged it with his noodles and it came to pass. As recently as 3 or so years back, one of the groups accountants was telling me orders for the noodle were through the roof and the product was "booked" till end of the year. Yeah, we seen that with "O" turned Honeywell brand et al...; who did he eventually sell to? The ones with the first mover advantage... Kai, let me just leave that here without going into details...

Kingpunter:
Sad news for Olajumoke's fans as the model you know as lajumoke Orisaguna is no more! She now goes by the name Olajumoke Chris,


We are someone sure Chris is not her father's name but since she needed a male sounding name as a last name and also a trendy sounding name to go with her new brand she has chosen to be called, Olajumoke Chris for now.


You will recall that Olajumoke and her (now ex) husband ran into a rancour into who is the boss of their home and how Olajumoke has turned him into a house husband.

https://www./2019/04/olajumoke-orisaguna-officially-divorces-her-husband-changes-last-name-to-chris.html

"as Olajumoke Orisaguna is no more"

Terrible write up - sounds like she died!

Expected. In fact, it came later than expected.

All these establishments taken over by VCs usually allow a short lease of time for the founders to be at the helm once they - the idea vehicles - have sold equity. They prefer their Harvard-trained cronies there often time for good reason - professional steering of the ship and to maximize returns.

Examples are abound in Naija plenty.

EXLOVER:
If you want to enjoy the song, turn down the audio, just watch only the video.

God help you make heaven

And today na market day for "IG models" & slay mamas o. How sad.

Strange.

I would have thought they had a smooth relationship owing to the fact that HB sponsored (or part sponsored) one or two of the Headies.

Nigerian Banks and indeed bankers are mostly scammers. Imagine, they realize there's good inflow and activity, then they devise devious ways to skim off monies.

Not confirmed but I heard from the grapevine that Dangote has a team of accountants just to monitor charges on the slew of the group's accounts in order to forestall such sharp practices.

Mustay:
You sef see am. I must have thought I was looking at some 1997 logos!

Toh!

Mustay:
The logo is simple and I'm surprised some peeps have issues with them. This logo is a repeat of what occurred when UBA 'merged' with STB; UBA's logo had to be modified to take in STB's S. Here, Diamond Bank's logo replaced the chevron sign of Access using their color.

I will miss the chevron sign of Access Bank's logo as that had a lot of meanings. Now that they've removed it, does it mean they have gotten to the last destination? If you know, you know!

Access Bank had somehow always reminded me of Access Storage UK. Font-wise, hmmm, just a bit but with colours, ah!

GTB also kind nicked the orange-ness from Orange Mobile, with orange square & I think they ran something like Im Orange as well. Not sure.

rapid101:
E no even fine sef
Dem done spend millions do rubbish


Real peeps wan get the talent
Dem no go give dem

Nonsense and tiwa savage small breast

Check bellow joor

I don't think you should comment on this topic!

@Op

Music video director please, not music director.

NOC1:
What I don't understand is the influence Aregbesola have in Lagos, despite governing Osun for 8 solid years, he is still in control of his senatorial zone in Lagos.
I fear the Society Lagos politicians belong, it humbles them a lot, if you sit down to analyse Lagos politics you will agree with me that it is scripted from somewhere while someone is presented as the arrow head. If it is money so many APC leaders in Lagos are richer than Tinubu, so many of them spend cash more than him, so many are in street more than him, but they all still agree to him.

I'm sort of a greenhorn in political discourse and allied matters. The bolded thus seems untrue... please expatiate.

Timekeeper:
Rada Rada

Charly boy, Igbo man

The guy wor wor pass devil. Well na so them be for their tribe sha

Now, now, what can I call you?

Let me reserve my comment.

Are you people still active? Website et al not working.

See the truth is, there are moral boundaries that we all need to understand in this world.

If Kenyamo is donating towards the #OurMumuDonDo cause, he did so to hold Fada to ransom and Fada gave him permission. You have to sort of 'recuse' yourself from certain 'goods' when you are fighting a cause.

Fada and Kenyamo may possibly be friends prior to the SAN's APC-ship but by virtue of Kenyamo's current occupation, Fada should have known better. It does not in anyway speak well of Charly Boy and the so called movement.

And this issue of lack of honour - as the entire brouhaha smacks of it - is one of the greatest problems with activism or rooting for a cause in Nigeria.

You go just fear as ideologies consistently morph not for required dynamism but for personal gain.

maryjames9:
After her "show of shame" the same Nigerians that blasted this babe contributed to her over 24-hour 25,000 new instagram followership and now her new found fame.

While that babe that was the first Nigerian female to become pilot program whatever didn't command this attention and fellowship. Nigerians are simply hypocritical. I am waiting for big brother Nigeria to start. The same so-called social-conscious, value-driven, good behaved Nigerians who will blast those participants of promiscuity and nudity will be the ones recharging their DSTVs to watch their Live shows. Disgusting. Hypocrites.

There is a thread on Road Signs. Many of you here don't even have time to read up. Here you are giving this unclothedness idol an attention. You are here because you love and approved of her actions and I bet you folks will recharge your data if it finished just to take a look at her episode 2.

Succinctly put!

A crate of zobo for you.

vivaAfrica:
You in the music business?

Check... and an allied industry as well.

Sakamaje:
This guy is very troublesome. He is the same person that was caught on tape while slapping a BBC reporter.

Wasn't this the same guy that shot guns in public sometime back?

Hmmmm, na long story o. And not that one don't want to share but some trade secrets inherent as well...

Buhdeuce:
Lmao. After calling the man a chemist and failed politician you are now calling him cancer again.

Politics no be children matter

rawpadgin:

I was wondering, why are there no parachutes in air planes?

Am sure the pilots knows that the plane will crash like 5/10 minutes time b4 it eventually crashed

If there was parachutes inside the aircraft the pilots would told them to jump & save themselves

Then, even if na lions den u land put, at least u know u still have a lifeline

Not that straightforward bro.

Using parachute requires training and a passenger jet is not necessarily designed for mass disembarkation should, per chance, majority of fliers be capable of that. Hugely unlikely.

Assuming regular folks are even trained en masse to fly out of a plane hypothetically speaking, the timing and logistics nko? - obviously this particular crash had a speedy altitude decline and it would most certainly be utterly disorienting.

In comparison, statistics favour flying against other forms of transportation and it is a highly regulated industry with the strictest measure of safety compliance - nor be like Saka wey go just start im molue for momo and work don start be dat!

A watermark that is audible or one that you want to use to track audio material? Nonetheless, I do both. I'll reach you.

Yes 48 Laws.. should make the list as well as Future Shock by Alvin Toffler... amongst others i.e. the Bible, Rediscovering The Kingdom by Dr. Myles...

The earth is round

cr7lomo:
Pls Carry ur matter go court...we are dealing with a more serious issue here...we are trying to make sense of the election...u de here de talk pageant....u must b foolish

Lol!!!

theNOISEmaker:
so how's her vision?

As blind as a bat!!!

Just joking. Just being mischievous �