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Congratulations to them.

luminouz:
I only know the local name called 'sleep of death' and how it looks like. I'm not sure of the botanical name.

Okay bro.

Kollins11:
Happy Boxing Day Nairalanders. Please I need advice on this matter.

It was on a good evening... Abt 4 months ago. I went out to get a bag of pure water, but the woman that sells around my street has closed so I went to the next street.

I saw this beautiful creature, light skinned, slim and pretty girl. Although she narrowly escaped albino. Her hair is naturally dark, she's very light skinned like Regina Daniel. BUT if one observe her very well and look at her eyes one would tell she's an albino because her eyes are always swinging and dangling.
Immediately I saw her, as a sharp guy I approached her, I flattered her and she smiled and gave me her number.

NL's, I have been living in my area for almost 2 years now. I don't know this babe stays down my street. She live with parents, I was so surprise when she showed me their house. Well, since then we've been chatting and calling each other.

She's a good and happy girl, she has never directly or indirectly ask me for money, she has a great sense of humor. She enjoys my company. She's 23yrs old an igbo girl. I know alot of guys would be attracted to her beauty but I doubt if she has a boyfriend. For her to be living down my street and even my guys haven't seen her mehn! She's well reserve.

The guys in my hood, I don't know maybe the girls that broke their heart made use of Thor sledge hammer (in Avengers movie) to break it. These guyz are hardcore red pillars.

Yesterday was the First day she visited me. she brought food for me, she saw I and my guys butchering our chicken, she also assisted us in preparing egusi soup. When she left. My guyz was like where did I see this beautiful fish....Before I could even narrate to them, they were already asking if I don lash her. I said No. Omo!! They almost pick up a Physical fight with me saying "why I neva lash her nw". Honestly she's different from other girls. If na before...I for don lash her since nw.

They were also surprised that she live down our street. This babe is so reserved and well mannered. I don't mind, I would like to marry this babe. I have never felt this way for any girl in a very long time.

NL's I don't know if I should ask her out or maintain the friendship.

Guy grow up and be a man.
Na everything person dey post for here.
Real men sit down, analyze and do some future projection and take their decision.

luminouz:
Doubt? Not me.

I just told you about one of the reasons. In my world, I have to balance science and spirituality.

Science + Spiritual= Metaphysical

luminouz:
Lol..the so called jazz is a chemical powder prepared from a local herb called 'the sleep of death'. It's less potent in powder form due to its dispersion in the air. You inhale some which makes you sleep off. Every living thing that breathes it sleeps deeply,human or animal or bird or whatever bro. So long you can breathe,then you can sleep off.

It can be prepared into the liquid form too, which is far more potent. A few drops into your water or whatever drink is enough to cause you to sleep and keep sleeping till you die. The chemical apparently binds to the areas of your brain which controls sleep, overstimulated them and induces coma. The consistent pressure necessary to make this happen on such a very short time scale induces a Brain haemorrhage which you sadly won't be able to do anything about, cuz you are dead within 24 hours or less.

The effect is the same as overdosing on sleeping pills which can also kill but no sleeping pill is as fast as this herbal mudafucker. . Switches your lights off like damnnnnnn.

I learned this from an old man who gave me the knowledge in Yoruba version. I know the plant sef. I figured out the science aspect myself.

Nice exposition.
Can you share with us more about this plant, maybe picture or botanical name.

MALIGNANTGuest:
Please how can one JOIN them?
I Love Intellectuals a lot.
I Love being around sound minds & not Fools

Have you thought of Rotary Club?

This was one of my must-watch programmes in DRTV then. And it was such an educative programme.
Rest in Peace sir.

From Facebook friend to romance scammer: Older Americans increasingly targeted amid COVID pandemic

The article highlighted our scammers wreck lonely-older-Americans lives, mostly females.

Source : https://finance.yahoo.com/news/facebook-friend-romance-scammer-older-120030077.html?.tsrc=fp_deeplink

In Nigerian politics space, anything is possible.

OP, you said you are planning to pay back your loan.
I understand that the economy is somehow ,but do all you can to pay back.

EmmanuellBanks:
I am very sure the insults will include yash and breast..abi

And the ' Ewu Basicto and Ewu Jambito' jabs.

School was fun then sha.

poshestmina:
MANDELA!!!
Those boys are PIGS!!!
it's obviously poor maintenance by the people living in it .

It's only to gather and insult female passersby they know .
Very troublesome hostel that year, you'll have to pray and walk fast while passing there.

Mandela Boys Sha...
School was fun then in the early 2000s.
I rep Aminu Kano Hostel.
That year when boys will wear only boxer to fetch water from monopump close to LH2.
Unique Uniport!

I think our taxation system is anti-Nigerians.
And we are not getting value for the numerous VATs levelled on us.
Wetin man do man sef?

KosiGee:
Do you really think he created this thread to answer questions??

Understand this now, he opened this thread to receive congratulations and well wishes. He created this thread to upload his photos wearing lanyard with aircrafts at the background and shame his village people and to attract dem vagina people.

Know this and know peace.

Guy man. Come and take one chilled Fido sachet water.
Your teeth complete.

Teaser4:
Nigerians no dey fear village people again....

Kudos bro

So village people don upgrade dey do monitoring agents things on Nairaland.
I be think sey na only Okpokpo dey monitor here o.

The Holy Bible is an effective manual for our existence here on earth.
The Holy Bible admonished husbands to love their wives and wives in return to submit to their husbands.
It is natural/easy for a man to submit all he has to a woman despite the fact he doesn't love the woman from the depth of his heart.
Likewise, it is natural/easy for a woman to love a man and hardly submit all to him.
So if a man LOVE and also submit to his wife and the wife in return SUBMIT and love his husband too, the union will be a blessed one.

mofedamijo:
What is Igbo Jews
LoL

The closest African Jews are thr Ethiopians. There are so many Ethiopians in Isreal who are born Jews, and who their Ancestral homes have been Israel/Isreali Jews. You will find so many of this Ethiopian Jews in the Israeli Army.

But guess what, they are hated and have been denied citizenship. As a matter of fact, they are being evicted from Isreal.

STOP THINKING THE ISRAELIS CARE ABOUT ANY BLACK MAN. NO THEY DON'T GIVE A Bleep.

There is absolutely nothing like Igbo jews, absolutely non.

The Ethiopian Jews ( derogatory referred to as Falasha Jews)have made Aliyah several times to Isreal.
I don’t think they are evicted from Isreal.Most of them have integrated with their fellow Jews in Israel.
We have the following:Ethiopian Jews;American Jews ; and Russian Jews.
And now Igbo Jews.
Haba, na Nigeria wan come carry last.

Eriokanmi:
A similar restaurant coming up in Lagos soon...reptiles only

China in Lagos.

Echara:
That's the way to go. Get vaccinated and stop the spread. It's not antichrist. Right from infancy we've been taking vaccination, and we did not die. All of a sudden Pentecostal pastors started their stupid propaganda to deceive people about COVID-19, but they'll fall and cover themselves in shame

The vaccines that we took right from infancy prevent or reduce the fatality rate of the diseases.
But the COVID-19 vaccine doesn't prevent one from having the virus ...a vaccinated person can still have the virus ...so why the vaccine?

WillyWonda1:
I got an opportunity to get a leave at the oil rig where I work and then joined the company chopper to osubi Airport in Warri.

Then I went home. I already had someone clean the house, so j just slept lazily. So it's Saturday, no light, it's hot, I want to go sight seeing around after a Long time at the rig.

So I settled for a Jetty around my hood and do the locals before evening cruise.

So this guy walks up to me. He greets me
He: Senior braa, I hail
Me : Shakes him.

Then he just started telling things he had before he was wrecked by his babe from Ghana.

Then he just drops the bombshells
Him: Senior braa.... Even if na H. (#100). I go use am package. So I just laughed and gave him#3k. He just shouted EWOO!!��.
Mehn see prayers. So I sat him down and asked him to order for anything. And I told him to get high as much as he wanted. I don't have friends.

I'm a very low-key person. I just want to feel free. It's been long.
And I'm linking up with some colleagues this evening. I'm thinking of calling him along make he enjoy life small.

I can snap pictures later on sha when they come.

Willysman, you too much.
E noh easy to dash person money for this economic climate.You get 1001 reason to use that money.But giving dey blood.
This your experience just be like wetin happen to me. One evening as I close from work, na one one guy approach me ask for Sky. I dey hustle for one of this Niger Delta States.As Warri guy, I follow the guy relate and see sey the guy dey H for real. Na so I shake the guy leg with 1k against the sky he asked for.
I be Warri guy and we are fun to be with guys
But just observe the guy first.
If the guy na correct guy, na to kain line for am make he fit take care of himself as a man.
I dey Effurun axis during weekends.You fit halla me one of the weekends.

Talk of HSSE in Nigeria= ISPON.
ISPON certification is beneficial in Nigeria Oil& Gas sector.
Talk of HSSE international= NEBOSH.

Seniorwriter:
I do in my little way(Offline Only) on a daily, for online requests I'll use it to train such people to earn via online because if you have access to internet + browsing gadgets and you ain't earning a dime from your online activities which included you asking me for financial help then such person is unwise since I myself basically earn via online.

Nowadays there are so many people without a livelihood or some their income is so small to offset all their bills and I can't tell someone that approaches me for help to chat me up online when I'm so sure with my evaluation on such person he can't even afford internet subscription not to mention browsing gadgets.

The economy is bad couple with the fact that this present incompetent terrorists infested administration has allowed insecurity to be @the highest which has affected our food produce production and transportation process.

I usually state and I quote that; Religion na Politics because very few of such settings help the needy. The church is made up of people so it's no brainer because very few Nigerians help those around them even in the little way.

An average Nigerian citizen feels it's all man for himself, that's the widespread orientation.


We need organs like NOA to start campaigns for unity of thoughts towards lending a helping hand to a neighbor.

Deep Quote:
Ability to see where you need to lend a helping hand is a superpower many africans lack.


@SeniorWriter.

So sad that we Africans are losing our core values of looking after one another.

I have this dream to set up a NGO later , just to touch lives, mostly those who are challenged due to health or status in the society.
I have this inner joy whenever I put smile on people's face in my little way.
Keep it up bro!

Why should Igboho use fake Benin Republic passport to travel out to Germany?
Or he is a dual citizen like Kanu too?

Ola17:
Wouldn't corruption be a better term for it? I doubt if anyone can charged to court on the grounds of immortality as that term is relative.

If it should be an exam, I would state corruption instead of immorality.

Ola17:
5; oil has been trading for $70 and above for long.

9; are you for real? Wetin concern inflation and immortality

High immorality?

Immorality in my own view is doing what is not moral.
Government officials/public servants/ civil servants embezzling monies meant for the socio-economic development of Nigerians is immoral. And this immorality is rife in this our space.

[quote author=Oluwapresley post=103942664]Ah swear, this guy owing me is a threat to national security ooo. If this matter escalate pass this one e fit pass Igboho matter[/quote

My belle o!
Bros, your teeth complete, and your mouth noh get ebeke at all.
Base on the escalation parole, na to run the matter o.

Oluwapresley:
Please, work for DSS and let's hook up. There is one guy I wanna arrest. He is with my money. Abeg, DSS. Abeg.

Modified: Anyone with personal contact with DSS should please help in case the OP decides to work with immigrations.

So you wan turn DSS to boy boy.
Who tell you sey DSS na to arrest who dey owe you?
DSS na to go after people who are threat to our National Security and to protect government officials.

Rrchrd:
I've one but in Abj

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Areola14:
Bro.. I will advise you to take immigration because you don't have to go after harden criminals... But .. bro, this life no balance ooo! I am a graduate also with BSC, If they can employ me with just my school certificate ( WAEC) into immigration, I will gladly embrace it... I know you must be from the north!.. I wish you best in your endeavors..

Why do you think he is from the North?
You know whether na one Obi Cubana for he community in Akwa Ibom State draw the line for am.

DSS all the way.
My dream job, made a shot at it.
As a DSS retiree, you can be a security consultant.And with your Political Science degree, you can also end up taking up political leadership position after retirement.
You made mention of security, apart from FRSC, all paramilitary and intelligence agencies are frontliners, that is to say paying the ultimate price is one of the deals you sign in your job offer acceptance letter.